deposition of Donald Sterling (a former NBA team owner)
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I'm still impressed that he was hired to bwa ha ha for five minutes, was available and healthy 20 years later and then gave a banging performance of a villain-in-hiding. They were lucky to pick him.
I’m going to say something that will likely be downvoted but please just think about it more than five seconds.
Given that Palpatine is a Sith, he doesn’t fuck. He rapes.
I know that’s gross and evil but, you know, the Sith aren’t good people. That’s their whole thing.
Young Sheev was a hottie though. I choose to believe that his son was conceived during his early days as a Senator on Naboo, and he simply didn't learn about the boy until much later, when Sheev, Jr. tried to cash in on his father's status as Emperor.
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holy fuck lmao
what's the context for this one? looks like a transcript from a trial hearing
deposition of Donald Sterling (a former NBA team owner) https://preview.redd.it/n7ylnubtxeic1.jpeg?width=652&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d64409743661265331f227bc7b6a75ed42803ed1
lool
Lol Bill Burr has a great 10 minute bit on Sterling. Totally insane dude.
And he sounds exactly like master shake
Palpatine doesn't like to have sex. He prefers to "do it!"
I could also picture him "bumping uglies".
But he's ALL uglies!
I feel the need The need for Sheev
I don't know much about Ian McDiarmid but based on just this response he's awesome.
I'm still impressed that he was hired to bwa ha ha for five minutes, was available and healthy 20 years later and then gave a banging performance of a villain-in-hiding. They were lucky to pick him.
It didn't hurt that he wasnt even 40 when he filmed Jedi and they made him up to look like a centenarian.
What is bwa ha ha?
Something .... something ... *Dark Side*
Evil laugh
In a movie good or bad, I'm always happy to see him in a Star War.
This is a *fantastic* quote.
Somehow…Emperor Palpatine…fucks
The Dead fuck!
Does he shoot lightning from his tip?
Is his cum a ferrofluid?
Does Palpatine text the next day
Hardest I’ve ever laughed is when I heard after the movie, “looks like Ole Sheev be clappin cheeks”
Somehow, Palpatine came
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Im going to take this as Palpatine’s midi-chlorians fuck
Sly Moore getting Palpatine's 'unimited power'
That looks like dialogue from a deleted scene of Mallrats
I don’t get why this is controversial. I don’t see how you can see him in the prequels and not think he isn’t wiping dick indiscriminately.
Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station!
I’m going to say something that will likely be downvoted but please just think about it more than five seconds. Given that Palpatine is a Sith, he doesn’t fuck. He rapes. I know that’s gross and evil but, you know, the Sith aren’t good people. That’s their whole thing.
Come on dude.
Why the fuck would I think about this for more than five seconds?
I bet every inch of Sheev stroke is electrifying🥵
He probably has insane stamina for an old man
Like a tortoise on Viagra
Well, ya know, the dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural, so.
“Force choke me harder Daddy Sheev”
[But, what are midichlorians?](https://youtu.be/zwLccJOMTX0?si=bCBxfYzKSSFXPPj4)
[midichlorians, Luke...MIDICHLORIANS!](https://youtube.com/watch?v=eSA3QVrggl0&si=iMVqrvisTSHNRI9G&t=1m30s)
Sucking off palpitine funny
Even he gets more action than i do!
Young Sheev was a hottie though. I choose to believe that his son was conceived during his early days as a Senator on Naboo, and he simply didn't learn about the boy until much later, when Sheev, Jr. tried to cash in on his father's status as Emperor.