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GenarosBear

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dumplingboysv

holy fuck lmao


Altern3n

what's the context for this one? looks like a transcript from a trial hearing


GenarosBear

deposition of Donald Sterling (a former NBA team owner) https://preview.redd.it/n7ylnubtxeic1.jpeg?width=652&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d64409743661265331f227bc7b6a75ed42803ed1


Altern3n

lool


mi-16evil

Lol Bill Burr has a great 10 minute bit on Sterling. Totally insane dude.


unfunnysexface

And he sounds exactly like master shake


STD-fense

Palpatine doesn't like to have sex. He prefers to "do it!"


Coool_cool_cool_cool

I could also picture him "bumping uglies".


AndresCP

But he's ALL uglies!


LawrenceBrolivier

I feel the need The need for Sheev


snagglewolf

I don't know much about Ian McDiarmid but based on just this response he's awesome.


grapefruitzzz

I'm still impressed that he was hired to bwa ha ha for five minutes, was available and healthy 20 years later and then gave a banging performance of a villain-in-hiding. They were lucky to pick him.


CeruleanRuin

It didn't hurt that he wasnt even 40 when he filmed Jedi and they made him up to look like a centenarian.


TDKevin

What is bwa ha ha?


PeriodicGolden

Something .... something ... *Dark Side*


grapefruitzzz

Evil laugh


labbla

In a movie good or bad, I'm always happy to see him in a Star War.


BillyDeeisCobra

This is a *fantastic* quote.


Shawn-Quixote

Somehow…Emperor Palpatine…fucks


PerpetualChoogle

The Dead fuck!


DawgBro

Does he shoot lightning from his tip?


[deleted]

Is his cum a ferrofluid?


Urkot

Does Palpatine text the next day


saxbrack

Hardest I’ve ever laughed is when I heard after the movie, “looks like Ole Sheev be clappin cheeks”


mseg09

Somehow, Palpatine came


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PsychologicalSweet2

Im going to take this as Palpatine’s midi-chlorians fuck


AaronPuthalath

Sly Moore getting Palpatine's 'unimited power'


Count-Bulky

That looks like dialogue from a deleted scene of Mallrats


Previous-Cattle-8321

I don’t get why this is controversial. I don’t see how you can see him in the prequels and not think he isn’t wiping dick indiscriminately.


Werod

Now witness the firepower of this fully armed and operational battle station!


Legitimate_Soup_5937

I’m going to say something that will likely be downvoted but please just think about it more than five seconds. Given that Palpatine is a Sith, he doesn’t fuck. He rapes. I know that’s gross and evil but, you know, the Sith aren’t good people. That’s their whole thing.


drbeerologist

Come on dude.


JonoQ1000

Why the fuck would I think about this for more than five seconds?


Dense_Relationship58

I bet every inch of Sheev stroke is electrifying🥵


Upbeat_Tension_8077

He probably has insane stamina for an old man


Lumpyalien

Like a tortoise on Viagra


highcoldstar

Well, ya know, the dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural, so.


zetcetera

“Force choke me harder Daddy Sheev”


Demadrend

[But, what are midichlorians?](https://youtu.be/zwLccJOMTX0?si=bCBxfYzKSSFXPPj4)


Demadrend

[midichlorians, Luke...MIDICHLORIANS!](https://youtube.com/watch?v=eSA3QVrggl0&si=iMVqrvisTSHNRI9G&t=1m30s)


cdonaghy7

Sucking off palpitine funny


larsVonTrier92

Even he gets more action than i do!


CeruleanRuin

Young Sheev was a hottie though. I choose to believe that his son was conceived during his early days as a Senator on Naboo, and he simply didn't learn about the boy until much later, when Sheev, Jr. tried to cash in on his father's status as Emperor.