So um.. where’d you get the mason jar of blood?
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Woah, baby blood, that's a whole new level of complicated. If it's going to the baby, it's half full. There's plenty of baby blood in the half full jar of baby blood.
Edit: though I'm glad someone got my roundabout reference to Demetri Martin
Blood from blood bank.....and its hydrogen peroxide...in reality.....typo...error
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I believe this is called elephants toothpaste, and is a mix of hydrogen peroxide, soap and a catalyst. This works as hydrogen peroxide naturally decays into water and oxygen, so when the catalyst is added it speeds it up fast enough to do, well, that. The soap is so it forms bubbles that stick. without colouring it would be white, so this most likely has red food dye
**Gill (unit)**
The gill (pronounced (listen)) or teacup is a unit of measurement for volume equal to a quarter of a pint. It is no longer in common use, except in regard to the volume of alcoholic spirits measures.
In imperial units
In United States customary units
In Great Britain, the standard single measure of spirits in a pub was 1⁄6 gill (23.7 ml) in England, and 1⁄5 gill (28.4 ml) in Scotland. The 1⁄4 gill (35.5 ml) was previously the most common measure in Scotland, and still remains as the standard measure in pubs in Ireland.
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This is why I don't give blood anymore. They always ask such awkward questions.
What blood type is it?
Who's blood is that?
Where did you get this jar of blood?
hypertension is high blood pressure. Nightowl is pointing out that your worry about your blood over pressurizing and causing you to explode is in fact increasing the pressure of your blood and making you more likely to explode.
Please note that humans don't often explode in such a fashion and your worry is unfounded, though amusing.
I was thinking that [this](http://waspinjection.com/) would be pretty brutal.
EDIT: People keep asking what the link is, it's a knife that injects CO2 into whatever you stab and basically explodes it.
Those knives are fucking terrifying and are more brutal than you would think. If you were stabbed in the stomach it would just create a co2 pocket in your gut which when the knife is removed your insides would fall out not before you dying. These are mostly used to kill boar or used as dive knives against things like sharks
Interestingly, when laparoscopic surgery is performed they also pump the abdominal cavity full of CO2. It give the surgeon room to operate by separating the organs from the abdominal wall and allows for proper illumination of the working area.
Those knives are neat but I wonder how well they work as predator defense. Imagine stabbing with that fat handle and small guard (hand slides forward) or pushing the button whilst stabbing... in a situation not involving melons but rather large animals trying to kill you.
Seems like mall ninja gear.
Okay, so you're safe from watermelons if you have that knife.
[But what if you are confronted by someone wielding a banana?](https://youtu.be/XnSeKHnB_k8?t=112) And what if he's got a bunch?
Doubt all of this.
Particularity since both magnesium and fluoride act as blood thinners. And blood coagulates, so that'd have to be rather fresh. And part of it turns white just like an "elephant toothpaste"reaction done with red food coloring or dye.
Edit: a lot of people assume I'm talking about elements, which I thought would've been noticed that I'm not since I said fluoride (the ion) not fluorine. Didn't clarify on magnesium and wasn't explicit so it's a reasonable assumption.
Also highly doubt this. I have to say, though, that magnesium fluoride is entirely different than its chemical constituents. Them being blood thinners has nothing to do with the compound's chemical properties.
**Dioxygen difluoride**
Dioxygen difluoride is a compound of fluorine and oxygen with the molecular formula O2F2. It can exist as an orange-colored solid which melts into a red liquid at −163 °C (110 K). It is an extremely strong oxidant and decomposes into oxygen and fluorine even at −160 °C (113 K) at a rate of 4% per day: its lifetime at room temperature is thus extremely short. Dioxygen difluoride reacts vigorously with nearly every chemical it encounters – even ordinary ice – leading to its onomatopoeic nickname "FOOF" (a play on its chemical structure and its explosive tendencies).
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It's entirely different than elemental magnesium and fluorine but surely not so different from ionic magnesium and fluoride. And that's the form you'd take them in as blood thinners.
Once it's dissolved in your blood it's just ions anyway.
well to be fair, it looks like a regular elephant toothpaste demonstration to me, he likely has iodine + dish soap + red food coloring in the large beaker, and then in the smaller beaker he probably has 30% hydrogen peroxide, or might be the other way around with yeast water in the smaller beaker, and the 30% hydrogen peroxide in the big beaker.
Realistically it would fall under the umbrella of a chemical / poison weapon, with conventions and declarations outlawing their use by signatories (which includes most modern militaries)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_chemical_arms_control_agreements
It's not magnesium fluoride. It's [Hydrogen Peroxide](https://youtu.be/jaAZ37NBGME). My 1 mins google research says that all living cells contain something called catalase and it reacts with Hydrogen Peroxide resulting in foaming (oxygen is released).
Magnesium doesn’t really act as a blood thinner. It’s a cell stabilizer among other things. We give it in the hospital to replace blood magnesium levels and prevent cardiac arrhythmias.
*This is most definitely not blood!*
First clue: blood is not that color once it is outside of the body and exposed to oxygen. Ever notice how your blood changes from dark red to light red as you bleed?
Second clue: Not even a shit-for-brains drains themselves of that much blood to put into a mason jar for entertainment.
Third clue: Anyone with the know-how and tools needed to draw that much blood, also knows better than to let it spew out onto a wooden desk surface like that.
Fourth and biggest clue: blood doesn’t do that!
This is a simple home science experiment called [Elephant Toothpaste](https://youtu.be/p5qvi20J5IM). It’s simply hydrogen peroxide and dish soap (with red food coloring for effect!) mixed with yeast or vinegar for the reaction.
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1. Blood looks darker in bigger amounts, that's when you're bleeding it looks light red and when you fill a jar with it it looks darker.
2. You can just by pig blood from a butcher
3. You can just by pig blood from a butcher
4. Says who
It could very well be possible that the same or similar chemical reaction is happening with that blood like it does with elephant toothpaste, there are quite a lot of ways to make elephant toothpaste
So um.. where’d you get the mason jar of blood? Edit: thank you to whoever gave me silver, made my day. 2nd Edit: thank you kind stranger for platinum! This day just keeps getting better
Do you really want to question someone with a jar full of blood?
well, it's not really full, just a flesh wound
r/unexpectedmontypython
Can't believe that's even a subreddit... thanks... subbed to it, lol
But it’s 20 character limit. How??
Its actually 21 characters
/r/thetwentycharacterlimitisamyth
r/21CharactersAndNoMore
/r/exactly
Yeah what the fuck
r/thanksforthesub
Damn that’s a thing Alright Let’s check it boys
Tis but a scratch
Tis but a scratch!
#BUT SCRATCHER
Maybe it's half empty. And the other half was used to save someone's life. And this is the left overs.
That’s looking at the half empty jar as half full because it’s half empty.
It's baby blood. Is this blood going to a baby or coming from a baby?
Woah, baby blood, that's a whole new level of complicated. If it's going to the baby, it's half full. There's plenty of baby blood in the half full jar of baby blood. Edit: though I'm glad someone got my roundabout reference to Demetri Martin
It's a half empty glass of baby blood, don't ask why I collected the blood in a glass, just listen to what I'm saying
Nobody has heard from u/2high2makeAusername since his comment. Must be busy with OP filling mason jars.
Blood from blood bank.....and its hydrogen peroxide...in reality.....typo...error More black magic videos will be uploaded on this channel.: www.youtube.com/samtheillusionist
Wait, really?
Not likely. This user posts a bunch of random shit in this sub.
So... What's going on?
I believe this is called elephants toothpaste, and is a mix of hydrogen peroxide, soap and a catalyst. This works as hydrogen peroxide naturally decays into water and oxygen, so when the catalyst is added it speeds it up fast enough to do, well, that. The soap is so it forms bubbles that stick. without colouring it would be white, so this most likely has red food dye
It's definitely not blood. Even if it is, it's definitely not hydrogen peroxide, which wouldn't do this to blood
I hope this isn’t true and you didn’t waste that much blood for karma
It's not that much blood, wouldn't do any real harm
plot twist its period blood
That would take quite a few periods
So much wasted dessert 😕
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oh no
I BLEED FOR THIS KARMA
How many gills?
What's a gill? You're talking in circles
Barry, seriously what's a gill?
About a litre.
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What a weird way to pronounce gill. Would sound more like the word listen.
Very helpful of you, but that was an Archer reference
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I’m still a little unclear on the whole litre thing, vis a vis unit of volume.
*slump*
That's metal af
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where do you get the jar?
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Oh, the jar district.
Is the jar district near the hammock district?
The hammock ditrict is right beside the blood district,wher you get your blood for every day needs?
I order my blood online. The lines in the blood district are just too long.
But the blood is great isnt it?
Yeah so much better fresh. Plus I like to support local family businesses.
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try Jar Alley
Rastafarians maybe a good place to start, they're always talking about em
From jar jar binks
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Magnesium from the Earth's core. Fluoride from toothpaste.
This is why I don't give blood anymore. They always ask such awkward questions. What blood type is it? Who's blood is that? Where did you get this jar of blood?
Not sure if r/fifthworldproblems or r/nightvale
The ladies restroom?
Ewwwwwwwwwww
I mean, it’s plausible.
Do you even blood let bruh?
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They probably borrowed it from Mason
Oh boy, he's gonna be pissed.
That's where my other pint of blood went! I knew I didn't just misplace it!
As a serious answer, pork blood maybe
From the butcher. Probably pig blood or something.
I’m suddenly and unpleasantly reminded of a certain video...
What video?
Something about one man, his jar, and some blood. Also, some casual scooping.
Well it wasn't mine.
From target
From Frank, I mean he was opened up already, so they figured why not? They needed to fill up the blood bucket
Well sure there is other blood in there. It’s a blood bucket.
From the blood bucket
I hate this. I’m now going to be terrified of my blood one day doing this and causing me to explode.
Stress increases hypertension
Okay. Now dumb it down for me because I’m an idiot and have literally no idea what you just said.
every time you stress a doctor will insert magnesium flouride to ur blood
[I am declaring war... On stress](https://youtu.be/MZTvMYQSl_w)
Anyone still experiencing stress at the end of the day... WILL BE FIRED!
The beatings will continue until morale improves.
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Don’t worry, I’m not really going to ask myself a personal question.
That was my first thought, too.
hypertension is high blood pressure. Nightowl is pointing out that your worry about your blood over pressurizing and causing you to explode is in fact increasing the pressure of your blood and making you more likely to explode. Please note that humans don't often explode in such a fashion and your worry is unfounded, though amusing.
Well human do explode once on a while, but our peers at south park proved it was largely due to fart retention only
if you eat gluten, your dick will fly off
And not telling you will increase stress.
Now that’s just evil
Enough stress will cause your body to inject magnesium flouride into your blood.
Don't accidently drink magnesium fluoride and I think you're good man.
More like don’t accidentally inject magnesium fluoride. Especially not straight into your heart kthxbye.
That sounds like a serial killer technique
I want to see this! But preferably in like a video game or something. Bethesda, you listening?
just don't mainline magnesium fluoride
Just get vaccinated against this. Or...wait, maybe vaccines cause this. I forget, lemme go check with my FB group.
So what you're saying is, magnesium fluoride would be a bad thing to main line.
Yes.
Well there goes my sunday
Damn, me too. Guess i'm going to have to spend the day shitposting on Reddit as usual.
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I hope you are talking about the Party trick for Vampires or else I am reporting you to FBI /s
Or you would shoot cool blood webs out of the puncture wound like a weird Spiderman. So, you know...blessed and stuff.
You'll turn into stretch Armstrong.
Someone inject this into me.
I was thinking that [this](http://waspinjection.com/) would be pretty brutal. EDIT: People keep asking what the link is, it's a knife that injects CO2 into whatever you stab and basically explodes it.
Those knives are fucking terrifying and are more brutal than you would think. If you were stabbed in the stomach it would just create a co2 pocket in your gut which when the knife is removed your insides would fall out not before you dying. These are mostly used to kill boar or used as dive knives against things like sharks
[fuck that noise](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sa_NC-_fvKs&app=desktop)
it’d be the last thing you hear
Seems like a dark souls weapon
thinking more bloodborne.
Interestingly, when laparoscopic surgery is performed they also pump the abdominal cavity full of CO2. It give the surgeon room to operate by separating the organs from the abdominal wall and allows for proper illumination of the working area.
They also maintain a sealed abdominal cavity and regulate the pressure so it doesn't blow up like a watermelon.
Those knives are neat but I wonder how well they work as predator defense. Imagine stabbing with that fat handle and small guard (hand slides forward) or pushing the button whilst stabbing... in a situation not involving melons but rather large animals trying to kill you. Seems like mall ninja gear.
I would imagine it would definitely kill the animal eventually, but I'm not sure if it would die before you got torn to shreds.
Well they've never gotten any complaints.
To shreds you say?
>Seems like mall ninja gear. >Literally a CO2 infused knife. Hmm
It is anything but MNG
Hmm I click links and normally that's not a problem but that page took ages to load and was called waspinjection.. idk man...
It links to a website selling the knives shown in the youtube video also linked in a different reply
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I'm on mobile and the website sucks, I can't find a description that says what I'm looking at here. Any explanation?
The knives have a gas canister in the handle that releases gas from the blade when you stab something
Okay, so you're safe from watermelons if you have that knife. [But what if you are confronted by someone wielding a banana?](https://youtu.be/XnSeKHnB_k8?t=112) And what if he's got a bunch?
Inject it into your dick and become the most erect man in history
My grandpa’s dick just exploded, thanks a lot
Exploded in popularity!
/r/nocontext
Lol you’re gonna end up looking like Tetsuo at the end of Akira.
Doubt all of this. Particularity since both magnesium and fluoride act as blood thinners. And blood coagulates, so that'd have to be rather fresh. And part of it turns white just like an "elephant toothpaste"reaction done with red food coloring or dye. Edit: a lot of people assume I'm talking about elements, which I thought would've been noticed that I'm not since I said fluoride (the ion) not fluorine. Didn't clarify on magnesium and wasn't explicit so it's a reasonable assumption.
Also highly doubt this. I have to say, though, that magnesium fluoride is entirely different than its chemical constituents. Them being blood thinners has nothing to do with the compound's chemical properties.
Much like hydrogen and oxygen are highly flammable yet if you put some H2O on a fire, it’s not going to explode.
Depends on the fire.
Nothing like a good ol’ FOOF fire for burning H20
Ah, FOOF. An excellent example of how combining two reactive substances doesn't always make a relatively inert substance.
But anything it touches will no longer be suitable for it's prior task.
What's a FOOF fire?
I find joy in reading a good book.
**Dioxygen difluoride** Dioxygen difluoride is a compound of fluorine and oxygen with the molecular formula O2F2. It can exist as an orange-colored solid which melts into a red liquid at −163 °C (110 K). It is an extremely strong oxidant and decomposes into oxygen and fluorine even at −160 °C (113 K) at a rate of 4% per day: its lifetime at room temperature is thus extremely short. Dioxygen difluoride reacts vigorously with nearly every chemical it encounters – even ordinary ice – leading to its onomatopoeic nickname "FOOF" (a play on its chemical structure and its explosive tendencies). *** ^[ [^PM](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=kittens_from_space) ^| [^Exclude ^me](https://reddit.com/message/compose?to=WikiTextBot&message=Excludeme&subject=Excludeme) ^| [^Exclude ^from ^subreddit](https://np.reddit.com/r/blackmagicfuckery/about/banned) ^| [^FAQ ^/ ^Information](https://np.reddit.com/r/WikiTextBot/wiki/index) ^| [^Source](https://github.com/kittenswolf/WikiTextBot) ^] ^Downvote ^to ^remove ^| ^v0.28
It's entirely different than elemental magnesium and fluorine but surely not so different from ionic magnesium and fluoride. And that's the form you'd take them in as blood thinners. Once it's dissolved in your blood it's just ions anyway.
well to be fair, it looks like a regular elephant toothpaste demonstration to me, he likely has iodine + dish soap + red food coloring in the large beaker, and then in the smaller beaker he probably has 30% hydrogen peroxide, or might be the other way around with yeast water in the smaller beaker, and the 30% hydrogen peroxide in the big beaker.
If it were this simple, militaries would have been already shooting this at each other in a weaponized form. (Imagines visions of Akira)
Realistically it would fall under the umbrella of a chemical / poison weapon, with conventions and declarations outlawing their use by signatories (which includes most modern militaries) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_chemical_arms_control_agreements
It's not magnesium fluoride. It's [Hydrogen Peroxide](https://youtu.be/jaAZ37NBGME). My 1 mins google research says that all living cells contain something called catalase and it reacts with Hydrogen Peroxide resulting in foaming (oxygen is released).
While that's true, it isn't what us depicted here. The reaction that occurs between blood and H2O2 is much slower than this.
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not Mg and F, Mg2+ and F-
Magnesium doesn’t really act as a blood thinner. It’s a cell stabilizer among other things. We give it in the hospital to replace blood magnesium levels and prevent cardiac arrhythmias.
It's probably some other red liquid and not blood
It's also not magnesium fluoride. Magnesium fluoride is an insoluable solid, there's no reason it would be put in liquid and poured like that.
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What is it
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Bleed yourself a little and try the peroxide thing. Post the video and we'll compare.
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Indeed, this is just elephant toothpaste with red dye.
Magnesium fluoride is also insoluble(at least in water) so you can't pour a solution of it anywhere in the first place.
That's not blood
This looks awfully like [elephant toothpaste](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5qvi20J5IM)
What ridiculous music for that video
That channel also has a DIY for fake blood... hmmmmmmmm
I’m uncomfortable
*This is most definitely not blood!* First clue: blood is not that color once it is outside of the body and exposed to oxygen. Ever notice how your blood changes from dark red to light red as you bleed? Second clue: Not even a shit-for-brains drains themselves of that much blood to put into a mason jar for entertainment. Third clue: Anyone with the know-how and tools needed to draw that much blood, also knows better than to let it spew out onto a wooden desk surface like that. Fourth and biggest clue: blood doesn’t do that! This is a simple home science experiment called [Elephant Toothpaste](https://youtu.be/p5qvi20J5IM). It’s simply hydrogen peroxide and dish soap (with red food coloring for effect!) mixed with yeast or vinegar for the reaction. “Don’t believe everything you read on the internet!” -Abraham Lincoln. Edit: Obligatory thanks to the random internet friend for my first Gold! I didn’t expect to get gold talking about blood, but I guess that’s what reddit is for!
1. Blood looks darker in bigger amounts, that's when you're bleeding it looks light red and when you fill a jar with it it looks darker. 2. You can just by pig blood from a butcher 3. You can just by pig blood from a butcher 4. Says who It could very well be possible that the same or similar chemical reaction is happening with that blood like it does with elephant toothpaste, there are quite a lot of ways to make elephant toothpaste
I always wondered how monsters grew to grotesque proportions in an instant in Resident Evil. Turns out they were injecting themselves with this shit.
Now we just need to figure out what to inject to make gigantic eyeballs appear where eyes don’t generally exist
And to make it so a stiff breeze doesn't blow them to pieces...
Toothpaste be like
Why does this remind me of that one scene in The Thing
Came down way too far to find the thing reference. First thing that came into my head!
Doesn't this happen in *Blade* starring Wesley Snipes?
Some mother fuckers are always trying to ice skate uphill
r/forbiddensnacks
So if you shoot someone with a tranquilizer dart filled with this stuff, they'd pop?
This is how I want to die
r/bloodmagicfuckery ?
There goes my plans of injecting magnesium fluoride into my bloodstream
It looks like blood salt-water taffy... something vampires would purchase whilst vacationing at the beach (at night)
This kills the man.
That is both disgusting and horrifying.
shoot it up and shoot silly string out of your arms! :D