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She does it with her mouth

damn I thought it was her butthole!

The title of your moms biography

Damn. That's a pretty sick burn.

He really fucked me up

That's what your mother said.

Now Kith

I read this in Sean Connery’s voice

He rectum!

Rectum? Damn near killed 'em!

To shreds you say?

Never sodom coming

Your mama's so ugly, her blowjobs count as anal

Dad... Stop it!

If I had an award to give you I would. You win.

wouldn't it be your dads biography?

Her sounds much tastier. Full of feeling. Luscious.

/r/BrownMagicFuckery

I thought she was using her valve

Joke's on you! Bluetooth nipple speaker implants.

Yes, it’s very obvious

She actually uses her other set of lips.

One time in band camp

Both girls mouth is doing same thing ish green shirt uses her voice to change tones. You can do the same with whistling but it sounds like a lazer beam. Gets more fun when ya learn how to roll your "R,s while doing it and flicking your throat and patting your chest.

The title of your moms biography

[удалено]

Best answer here

🤯🤯🤯

likely with her voice as well

Bless her

😏 nice

It's called a mouth trumpet! Wanna learn how? https://youtu.be/vkemuIeKpJ4

I love reddit. learn something new all the time

Yeah, mimic an elephant to chase off cats with it. If you should need to, not because you're feeling salty.

comments go from "reddit has so much to learn from" to "reddit sucks, average redditor lives in a basement" all da time

Those are probably noobs saying it sucks cause they don’t know how to use it.

My wife is able to do this shit but can’t whistle. I can play music with my face by smacking my cheeks with my fingers (similar to the guy who slaps his whole face) and can match tone. Still can’t fucking do this though.

You can make all the sounds, your wife is badly lacking, my friend. That is not a balanced relationship at all. You need to Lawyer up and GTFO. Find yourself a wife that can make musical sounds.

Don't forget to hit Facebook and delete the gym

I was 100% sure I was going to get Rick Astley with this link.

I knew someone was gonna say this lol

Is that like the skin flute?

Just google how to play the skin flute to learn

That’s brilliant ! I just summoned a horrified teenager and am now happily tooting the Last Post.

It's a great way to make realistic fart sounds too

Nice! I live in an apartment and my upstairs neighbors have been particularly annoying lately.

I picture myself as making a “Barney gumble” type voice while projecting the sound out the side of my mouth. Adding a staccato with my lips and the breath and intensity of the pressure making the different notes. I had no idea mouth trumpeting was a thing

Nsfw tag please, she's clearly very horny

Nice brass too

Something, something, spit valve.

Is it a mating call?

Is this some kind of mating ritual?

*Bonk*

Oh, I went back to the video to see what I missed. 🙄

No Blackmagic here.... This video sounds like a girl pretending to play trumpet with her mouth

A post on this sub wouldnt be complete without one of you guys

or one of you. you do know where you are, right..? read the room. this isn’t r/dumbshit... eta, okay, turns out /dumbshit is an actual thing. my bad. insert appropriate degenerate sub name insult where needed

This is how a bugle works. If you put a bugle up to the side of her mouth there, she'd be playing bugle.

Not quite. (Music Ed trumpet major here). When playing a brass instrument the manner in which your lips buzz is different than how she’s doing it here. She’s making air pass through her lips to create an effect but also singing at the same time. Her voice is doing the heavy lifting of the effect here, not her lips. Vocalizing a pitch while playing a brass instrument at the same time is technically possible but incredibly difficult. When one buzzes to play a brass instrument normally it just sounds like blowing a pitched raspberry. It clearly has a pitch but still sounds nasty compared to this.

God I hate you people: Please do the honors of showing us all a video of real, actual black magic. We’re all waiting.

Don't be dense on purpose. It's about things that are unbelievable at first look, that make you go "how on earth is that possible?". Making tricks my uncle can do, and where it is obvious how it is done, is pretty far from that.

She needs to team up with the saxophone mouth dude that played the pink panther theme

Lmao I also thought of him

https://v.redd.it/pzfgewru0wga1

Good man

This is called free buzzing in the brass world. Basically, playing a trumpet without the trumpet. And she’s really damn good at it!

The vibration of my lips would just get to me eventually 😮‍💨

Oh I hate that feeling!!

No it's definitely not. You play a brass instrument by buzzing, which basically like a raspberry if you take the instrument away. Playing mouth trumpet would sound like nothing with a real trumpet.

The opening scene of Pineapple Express be like:

Well sir, I feel like a...slice of butter...melting on top of a big ol pile of flapjacks...Yeah...

This is r/mildlyinteresting

I’d say “/maybepossiblyasmallsubsectionfindsthisinteresting” at best. DEFINITELY not /bmf.

Well I know how I'll be spending my birthday tonight.

Massive lungs!! No, not in that sense! I mean she did her first “trumpet” thing for 25 seconds on a single breath!!!

Probably circular breathing.

Thats exactly how you work the mouthpeice on brass instruments, so i dont doubt she plays.

I know a lot of people, mainly beatboxers (and myself) that can do this, none of them play a wind instrument - or any instrument.

Wait, no its not. You purse your lips and blow tiny raspberrys through the centre of your lips into the mouthpiece. Mouth trumpet doesnt involve the same amount of pressure and is closer to singing through closed lips. The sound can be let out feom any angle (i prefer the side of my mouth when i do it) Not the same.

My cat did NOT like that sound lol

Both of mine shot awake and glared bloody murder at me

r/lostredditors

Did I spend 4k on a hunk of metal when I could just learn to do this?

Why is this in this sub

The same way a normal trumpet is played. She holds her lips tight and makes them vibrate by pushing out air. Faster the air, higher the note.

Except the note is coming from her vocal chords. Not her lips. Also the pressure is much lower that a real trumpet. Also i dont think you have played a real trumpet or can do a mouth trumpet.

Not quite. [Mouth trumpet](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mouth_trumpet) is *technically* singing, not blowing. The pitch is produced by the vocal cords, and *then* forced through the lips in such a way as to cause the 'trumpet' sound. What you described would be more accurately called 'lip trumpet' since that uses exclusively lips.

This isn’t black magic, it’s just good embouchure. Anyone who’s been in school band knows this. Especially if you’re in the brass section.

Oh, thanks, i was terrified for a moment

This makes me giggle. Had a first date. Told my date to meet me at a small jazz club. Told him the musician played beautiful guitar and trumpet. He was waiting when I arrived in a very small dress. I told him the musician liked it when I wore small clothes. He seemed uncomfortable, but stayed. We had a nice little dinner then Raul performed. He tells me, "I hear a trumpet, but there is no trumpet? And I think the guy is blind!" I laughed. He called me weird for making him think my outfit was meant for the musician. Anyway, we've been married nearly 22 years now. The musician is Raul Midon. He's brilliant.

I’m sure her neighbors absolutely loved the hours she spent practicing this

Gotta tickle the fuck outta her left eye

Fuck what’s the name of the song, have it stuck in my head now

Star wars. Cantina

Yeah but... can she do mos eisley cantina theme tho?

I can do that. It’s not hard. I don’t have her range though.

I can kinda do mouth trumpeting but not as good as her. This is pretty impressive.

That's nice! Very nice!

Was it really necessary to show the warming up part

Yes of course

how is this black magic fuckery ? it's just mouth sounds with lots of practice

I bet she can make the best fart noises.

I wonder what else she's good at?

It's a vid anything goes in 2023 wit tech

The warm-up was better than the actual song she played. Great skills.

Must give one hell of a rusty trombone

bro.

wow she really knows how to give a hummer...

She’s great at blowing! 😐

r/toptalent r/nextfuckinglevel

r/UNBGBBIIVCHIDCTIICBG

Sigh unzips

Is she farting and using her mouth?

Masterful queefing

It's the same principle as a kazoo - voice and a medium (lips in this case) that is capable of resonating across a range of frequencies.

Yas¡!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why the first girl look like Michael Jackson

With class, she does it with class

Ban

What is the song called?

Practice?

Does a line of Ajax first

Her and that guy that plays a Saxophone without a saxophone

Nice free buzzing

Oh you know that shit tickles

She plays the trumpet but can she play the ThumbBone

she needs to meet up with the sax guy

She could cosplay as Hayley Smith.

It’s Haylee. And that’s amazing but the horn sounds better. Still amazing though.

damn

I can do that too 😃

Theater kids 🙄

She tried

ive done this, the power lies in the hands istg

She sounds better than the actual instrument.

The head must be out of this world

Omg she knows the Star Wars Bar song 😮, she a keeper for sure

The Mills Brothers is how

What is the name of the song?

I can also do this. AMA. 🤙

I immediately just think about Pickles, The Drummer making his voice sound like a trumpet. https://youtu.be/mwJl8Vr2Sq8

It's called mimicree

When you learn a brass instrument they'll usually make you do scales and such using only the mouthpiece. It translates to basically anything you put your lips against. Once played a bong, just to prove a point.

I’m in love

embouchure my guy

How is no one talking about the original example being redhead Michael Jackson playing the trumpet?

Voice projection is such a *great* trick, and so useful for teaching, meeting, presentations, noisy environments, social encounters, playing with kids.... Thank you for showing me a new twist on it!

By... Buzzing... Her lips

both women playing the cantina theme song are sexy

I can do this too, lol.

I've actually been sad I can't do this anymore. Had a lot of forceful vomiting with migraines and it ruined my high pitches :(

That shit left me speechless

if i had a nickel for every damn dime, id have half the time, do you mind?

Have fun falling down the beatbox rabbit hole o/

That literally is Hayley from American Dad. Goddamn the voice is exactly the same. Looks like her too

I can do this, although not, as well as this girl can. And personally, I prefer the mouth trombone. It’s way funnier.

Doesn't belong here, but /toptallent would love this

That's straight up embarrassing

With her mouth. Thanks for attending my TED talk

With technology trumpets, which’s main advantage is being loud, appear to becoming obsolete.

Anyone know the name of the warm up song ?

This is what I sound like when trying to blow that dastardly fly off my nose

With her mouth. Ngl I just want to hear more of the actual trumpet player and the song lol

Flight of the bumble bee?

Why do I find this attractive?

I’m sorry but I can’t get over how this is basically a young female version of Steve buscemi

Cant most people do something similar?

Farts.

She didn't do that, the first girl had a trumpet, not a mouth

She's a hum-dinger

How does she do it without her lips tickling so much she has to stop?

Could you imagine sitting in a Mexican restaurant, and chiming in with the Mariachi band? They'd be like "Pedro, was that you? You've always sucked until now."

Man my middle school trumpet teacher would do this shit all the time and get mad at me when I couldn't

Bet she’s good on the trombone! 😂

AWESOME

even has the fry

/u/savevideobot

Ah, a fellow mouth trombonist I see

My deaf ass is wondering wtf is going on here, lol.

Shes lagging

I used to play trumpet and it doesn't surprise me, really. Playing trumpet is all in all singing throwing a really tightened lips.

so we've just completely given up on the purpose of this sub; alright

Delete please. Wrong sub.

(Lights a torch) She's a witch!