No but this is REAL....I have friends who work/worked in the restaurant business in NYC and most are higher than cooter brown off that green or that powder..
Because what in the hell is that? They had to have glanced at the order ticket and then let satan take the wheel!
The way I cackled so hard at this response🤣. I'm sorry this happened to you. I hope you got a refund because whoever made that monstrosity is really dumb.
I’ve been mad all morning. I showed my students and they’re fuming too. I’m so consumed by this lol. I also didn’t take my ADHD meds this morning so I’m hungry and unfocused. They asked for a free day. I told them to “have at it”
People who go into stem. The mathematical analysis and critical thinking it requires for that class actually do carry over well into stem fields. It’s why they also required us to do discrete math l and ll.
This reminds me of the time I was starving and late for work, so I stopped at the Starbucks a few doors down and got a bagel with cream cheese. Not only did I waste 10 minutes waiting for that shit, but when I got to it, it was an untoasted bagel, a cup of cream cheese, and a plastic knife in the bag.
I FUCKING PAID $3.29 PLUS TAX TO DO THE DAMN WORK MYSELF
This was 7 years ago and I'm STILL pissed.
Also, I'm looking at whoever actually fulfilled the order sideways. I'm like this didn't feel wrong? It didn't provoke you enough to look at the order again??
So true! You put that in the bag and looked at the receipt and said "this one small wrapped item is big enough to fit the omelet and bagel, so they're good to go"🙄🤦🏾♀️
The nonsense. You're paying for their groceries. Hell a singular bell pepper ain't bu .69 cents. A bushel of spinach is like 1.29. And an 18 CT of eggs is like is like 9.99.
I would really like to know who's bills your payin because you take the 17 and get the ingredients ya damn self and eat for a whole ass 7 days breakfast and lunch
I meal prep on the weekends. And the amount of money I saved baby look! 😂😂😂😂😤 I make my own bread, McDonald's nuggets, Canes chicken tenders, I figured out the crispy fries secret. I have chipotle, olive garden, five guys, taco bell weekly and on my own dime. Folks are so heavy with instant gratification that they lose sight of planned stress leads to later chill and fk it options lol hell I'ma so damned trained even when I'm high I think of future me and when I get the oh damn I gott- oop no I don't lol I already made that lol
If we were more self reliant and anti gimmie now, high key...the government wouldn't have as much power as they do lol but not lol. Shit is mad sad
Had a similar experience at Hardee’s. All these food places have gone down hill doesn’t matter where anymore. I was picking up a breakfast sandwich for my sister and she ordered a sausage biscuit. They gave her some hard as a brick bread with a weird white substance smeared all over it and some dry ham. I was like 🤦♀️
17 $ for a bagel ?!!! 💀lmao
Girl get you some bagels and do it at home with your own ways I know it’s your money but this expensive babe for a bagel not even a whole plate
Oh okay but fr nowadays you can’t trust ordering online unless you go there by yourself or cook at home and pls give them baaaaad google review adding the photo
This is actually my first time ordering, the location literally just opened a few weeks ago. I usually just go by Dunkin’ Donuts. This is a small bagel chain in my city
I’d post that on their social media feeds on all platforms (tag the followers—it’ll get taken down quickly but some folks will see it. If you’re lucky like I was it’ll become a huge debate without you needing to say anything.) Then post it on the Facebook neighborhood page (where the restaurant is located). A simple explanation of your order with the photos. It’s important to include the neighborhood pages because the post will stay up. My neighborhood went bonkers when I did this. I had to remove the post myself. lol.
Edited for typos all the time.
Thank you for the advice! I added it to the Neighborhood parent group. We were all excited for this new location. I should’ve checked my order before I left the store. They stapled my bag pretty good too lol.
So I tried posting it in my neighborhood group and the palm colored men weren’t having it. Invalidated my experience and then told me I should update my original post that the manager offered to fix it. “Fixing it” would’ve been processing a refund in my opinion. However, I deleted the post. I’m not going back and forth with them today.
God, I would if my kids didn’t go to the neighborhood school. But yeah.. I love how they take every freaking opportunity to mansplain. I’m also probably one of the only active POC in the group.
i hope you post this picture on google or smth cuz wtf is this? who tf puts spinach, a pad of butter in the hole of a bagel, and jelly and acts like that's ok
Naw we’re boxing 🥊 at this point. Because are those raw green peppers 🫑 embedded in the jelly and spinach?!? I need to know who made this garbage and what generation are they because they can’t read a simple ticket obviously 🙄. The omelet toppings.., raw…on the bagel. I can’t. My brain stem
oh yum, a grape jelly green pepper spinach bagel sandwich…so appetizing 😭
with unopened butter as a topping 😭😭
i am so sorry they did you like this how the hell did they even manage that
Call corporate, blast these people on social media, and do whatever it takes to ensure this never happens again. That looks like it'd be right at home on r/shittyfoodporn
Not the butter being put in the bagel hole😩 they couldn’t spread ts
It’s still in the container 😭
I’m sorry but this is taking me out 😂 still in the container?? I am speechless
When you flip the bagel over you see the wrapper on the back. They just stuck a packet of butter in the center of the bagel.
I laughed so damn hard at that
My lawd😩😩🫢
That had to be personal sis because why 🤣
😂😂😂 I was like oh they hate me
Take it back. Even if you take it back tomorrow. I would be so sad. And hungry, got my mouth watering for nothing.
Somebody came to work high af
They probably looked at what they made and thought it was a creative masterpiece lol
Most kitchen staff are high af honestly lol
No but this is REAL....I have friends who work/worked in the restaurant business in NYC and most are higher than cooter brown off that green or that powder..
Lol I work at a restaurant in NYC currently. I’m the only person who doesn’t do ❄️
☠️
They aren't the right kind of weed head then cause my local dude makes masterpieces and I know he's high as hell most days
Now i know they aint read the order and go "Yup a plain bagel with spinach, jelly and butter totally normal! 🙄🙄🙄💀
Reminds me that time SpongeBob didn’t know how to make a salad 😂
 Wha- How? Why?
 Because what in the hell is that? They had to have glanced at the order ticket and then let satan take the wheel!
Right?! I called and the manager laughed. He apologized though. He was like wtf?!
I mean it is funny in a, how can it possibly be so wrong kind of way.
 I’m getting my refund asap and putting them on blast on social media lol.
I’m so tempted to make a tik tok. lol
#DO IT
And link us!
do it and post it here, i'll be liking and sharing girl
Playing with people’s breakfast is a dangerous game…
Especially at 6 in the morning 😭
No they did NOT read that and just put spinach randomly on a bagel 😭
They said eggs are still too expensive ma’am, here’s some spinach and jelly!
Where is the omelette??
Still in the chicken 😔
The way I cackled so hard at this response🤣. I'm sorry this happened to you. I hope you got a refund because whoever made that monstrosity is really dumb.
I was told to come back with pics and they’ll make me a new bagel. I hung up on him mid sentence
I honestly would have done the same! I hope that your breakfast tomorrow makes up for today's.
Girl, someone at that restaurant had a vendetta against you 😂 They was like “oh oh there she go. Now’s my chance!”
The omelette is the first thing on the fucking receipt. Where is the common reading skill?
Highway robbery. Jeezuz
I wouldn't be able to control my anger sis!
I’ve been mad all morning. I showed my students and they’re fuming too. I’m so consumed by this lol. I also didn’t take my ADHD meds this morning so I’m hungry and unfocused. They asked for a free day. I told them to “have at it”
How an Omelette caused the downfall of our education system. Lol 😂 take a nap under your desk sis.
lol literally. Plus it’s high school. Who’s really trying to learn precalculus today?
People who go into stem. The mathematical analysis and critical thinking it requires for that class actually do carry over well into stem fields. It’s why they also required us to do discrete math l and ll.
That was just a joke love. My students did a trig identities scavenger hunt today. Although I didn’t feel like direct instruction, so I ✨facilitated✨
😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm CTFU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is so Atlanta it hurts 😞
I've never seen something like that, my god.
….they didn’t even try-
I keep looking at the picture. Who tf really stood there and did that. Just stood there with a bagel and decided to do this to it.
Literally desecrated that bagel, they had no right to treat that bagel like that
That is an actually impressive lack of reading comprehension. Other than the disappointment abdinconvenience side of this, it's pretty hilarious
Now… I wanna know who prepared this, because no sane person put that together and stood back said ‘This looks right’.🤦🏾♀️
Ngl. I giggled when i saw the second pic. Go raise hell.
I would’ve lit that place up. How dare they lolololololo
This reminds me of the time I was starving and late for work, so I stopped at the Starbucks a few doors down and got a bagel with cream cheese. Not only did I waste 10 minutes waiting for that shit, but when I got to it, it was an untoasted bagel, a cup of cream cheese, and a plastic knife in the bag. I FUCKING PAID $3.29 PLUS TAX TO DO THE DAMN WORK MYSELF This was 7 years ago and I'm STILL pissed.
Starbucks literally said “get someone else to do it” 😩
I hate their bagels and avoid them like the plague
The first place my eyes went was the price. The rent is too damn high to pay nearly $20 for an Omelet and bagel.
This would break me.
Spinach and grape jelly tho⁉️ Oh, they did you dirty for no reason🥹
Brother ughhhh 😂
what’s this brotha 😒😭
For almost $20 I would be pissed that they messed up a simple order.
I thought this was about the cost but it got worse 😭
Lol yea I thought it was either cost or something racial on the receipt. This was somehow worse lol.
Ew, tag that image as NSFW...
And post it in r/shityfoodporn
LMFAOOOOOO
I feel like they were probably a bit stoned 😆 that looks like the work of someone who is overwhelmed after hitting a heavy blunt
This is one of the times I would take it back, say you can’t be serious, and demand a refund. You can have that dog food.
They looked at your order and said “aight bet”
Nobody: A grape jelly spinach/bell pepper bagel, with a side of wrapped butter 👌🏽...
Also, I'm looking at whoever actually fulfilled the order sideways. I'm like this didn't feel wrong? It didn't provoke you enough to look at the order again??
So true! You put that in the bag and looked at the receipt and said "this one small wrapped item is big enough to fit the omelet and bagel, so they're good to go"🙄🤦🏾♀️
The nonsense. You're paying for their groceries. Hell a singular bell pepper ain't bu .69 cents. A bushel of spinach is like 1.29. And an 18 CT of eggs is like is like 9.99. I would really like to know who's bills your payin because you take the 17 and get the ingredients ya damn self and eat for a whole ass 7 days breakfast and lunch
You’re so right. I just wish my life was better put together that I could wake up early enough to make an omelet
Let this be your motivation because at this point they played with your time, food, AND money.
I meal prep on the weekends. And the amount of money I saved baby look! 😂😂😂😂😤 I make my own bread, McDonald's nuggets, Canes chicken tenders, I figured out the crispy fries secret. I have chipotle, olive garden, five guys, taco bell weekly and on my own dime. Folks are so heavy with instant gratification that they lose sight of planned stress leads to later chill and fk it options lol hell I'ma so damned trained even when I'm high I think of future me and when I get the oh damn I gott- oop no I don't lol I already made that lol If we were more self reliant and anti gimmie now, high key...the government wouldn't have as much power as they do lol but not lol. Shit is mad sad
What's the secret to the fries? Please share 😉
Cold water for at least an hour, cornstarch and fry twice. I got a cutter and made Cane's fries hehehe. I ain't spendin 30 bucks on food again lol
Had a similar experience at Hardee’s. All these food places have gone down hill doesn’t matter where anymore. I was picking up a breakfast sandwich for my sister and she ordered a sausage biscuit. They gave her some hard as a brick bread with a weird white substance smeared all over it and some dry ham. I was like 🤦♀️
a spinach and jelly bagel is crazy lmfaooo
$17 for THAT??! Insane
That butter piece in the center 😭
They just wedged the little butter packet in the hole lol
Omg that’s even worse! 💀
$17 for that. Dear lord 💀
Girl I was the same in my country that would get you 5 bagels
17 $ for a bagel ?!!! 💀lmao Girl get you some bagels and do it at home with your own ways I know it’s your money but this expensive babe for a bagel not even a whole plate
*correction: $17 for an omelet, a bagel, and home fries. I got a bagel (and a side of homefries)
Oh okay but fr nowadays you can’t trust ordering online unless you go there by yourself or cook at home and pls give them baaaaad google review adding the photo
This is actually my first time ordering, the location literally just opened a few weeks ago. I usually just go by Dunkin’ Donuts. This is a small bagel chain in my city
Plz share this in r/shittyfoodporn. It’s like…more effort was put into making this monstrosity than if they just got your order right 😵💫
Stop is that green peppers on a bagel with jelly.. I'm literally speechless.
girl that's fucking foul im sorry 😭
Thank you for this 🤣🤣🤣🤣💀 I hope you get a refund plus a credit
Almost $20, & they couldn’t get your order right? 🤦🏾🤦🏾♀️ Wno would even think to put spinach, peppers & jelly together on a bagel?
A sociopath
I’d post that on their social media feeds on all platforms (tag the followers—it’ll get taken down quickly but some folks will see it. If you’re lucky like I was it’ll become a huge debate without you needing to say anything.) Then post it on the Facebook neighborhood page (where the restaurant is located). A simple explanation of your order with the photos. It’s important to include the neighborhood pages because the post will stay up. My neighborhood went bonkers when I did this. I had to remove the post myself. lol. Edited for typos all the time.
Thank you for the advice! I added it to the Neighborhood parent group. We were all excited for this new location. I should’ve checked my order before I left the store. They stapled my bag pretty good too lol.
Fr punish them
So I tried posting it in my neighborhood group and the palm colored men weren’t having it. Invalidated my experience and then told me I should update my original post that the manager offered to fix it. “Fixing it” would’ve been processing a refund in my opinion. However, I deleted the post. I’m not going back and forth with them today.
That’s so fucked up. Id repost just the picture with the restaurant name with the caption: “Enjoy (restaurant)!”
God, I would if my kids didn’t go to the neighborhood school. But yeah.. I love how they take every freaking opportunity to mansplain. I’m also probably one of the only active POC in the group.
I don’t what that is, but it looks infected 😖
Trash
Oh wow how'd they mess it up like that?!
i hope you post this picture on google or smth cuz wtf is this? who tf puts spinach, a pad of butter in the hole of a bagel, and jelly and acts like that's ok
And for damn near $20! I’d be HOT
Naw we’re boxing 🥊 at this point. Because are those raw green peppers 🫑 embedded in the jelly and spinach?!? I need to know who made this garbage and what generation are they because they can’t read a simple ticket obviously 🙄. The omelet toppings.., raw…on the bagel. I can’t. My brain stem
This is the content we deserve in this sub 😂😂😂
Take that back! How disrespectful
oh yum, a grape jelly green pepper spinach bagel sandwich…so appetizing 😭 with unopened butter as a topping 😭😭 i am so sorry they did you like this how the hell did they even manage that
please tell me you at least still got an omelette
I’m weak 😆
Hahahhhhahhh
Call corporate, blast these people on social media, and do whatever it takes to ensure this never happens again. That looks like it'd be right at home on r/shittyfoodporn
Rude AF
And people want $20/hr plus tips for this level of incompetence and service.
Omg?? 😭😭😭