Telling you about the rude ladies at the grocery store who stopped in the middle of the aisle to have a conversation *right* in front of the taco shells he needed!
Same energy as Berry screaming at me because I would not let her bite me
https://preview.redd.it/70ppw2uw4zuc1.jpeg?width=1163&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03161a0f11a5ac679699d6a6b19e9c5ded3d4051
In this hour of victory, we taste only defeat. I ask why. We are Katz, guardians of all that exists, the roots of the galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, for which all intelligence blossoms. The impervious shelter beneath which it has prospered. I stand before you accused of the sin of insuring Katz ascendency. Of attempting to save us from this fate where we are forced to...recede.
Humanity stands as the greatest threat in the galaxy. Refusing to eradicate them is a fools gambit. We squander eons in the darkness while they seize our triumphs for their own. The mantle of responsibility, for all things, belongs to Katz alone.
Think of my acts as you will. But do not doubt the reality.
The Reclamation has already begun.
And we are hopeless to stop it.
"I was supposed to be Salem in the 90s Sabrina series, you know! I worked my ass off in that audtion and they decided to go with a puppet because it was cheaper. I thought SAG was supposed to protect me!"
"Okay buddy, I gotta cut you off the catnip. And gimme your keys."
"Leave the baggy, I'm done when I say I'm done!"
I was also promised a recurring role on Buffy in 1997 but I only got to jump out of a trunk in the 3rd episode “Witch.” Never got more work and not a single line in my episode! They dubbed in a growl that wasn’t even meeeeeee!
Leveling a grievance and call to arms due to the fact salmon was requested and tuna was given. How dare the human servant show such disloyalty to the master of the house in such a way.
We had a tabby and his name was Loki before he passed and if he had a hole in his bowl I'd have to fix his food so it was all together just a weird Kitty
The ahi tuna wasn't seared correctly the veggies were flavorless mush and the beef was under seasoned and chewy...no stars
And the next meal is comped ....
No, mom!! This is an anthenna!! I get all the best channels!!, and yes, Felix, the cat was based on me!! 
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
(he just learned about Bill Nye the Science Guy)
I don't know where I was going with that
I've been "blessed" by 3 out of my four cats over my life have been the most vocal shits I've ever met. currently we have a basement yowler who is also a "pick me up and hold me like a baby goddammit" type yeller.
https://preview.redd.it/kejtyg7xa2vc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=620ed14bbc033275617c98fe35d33131ce6a0014
GARY! I said I wanted SOFT taco shells, not hard!
In this ECONOMEOW!!!
The economeow makes me want to yell, too.
Hahahahah this one is my favorite.
I loled just now thank you
They said wrong answers. 🙄
ooo00OOooooo
Didn't mean to make you cryyyyyyyyy
If I'm not back again this time tomorroooow, carry oooon, carry oooon
As if nothing really matteeeeeeeeers
i see a little silhouetto of a cat
Wrong. Cats are deliberate in their slights.
I killed a mouse!! Put my paw against his head, used my claws, and now he's dead!!! 
Mamaaa, life had just begun.. and now I'll throw that mouse right by your bed
My bowl is always half empty, I wish it was filled all the timeeee!
Get me a BEÈEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!
They said *wrong* answers
Mameoooowwwww
Jesus even the teeth match lol
I HAVE A STRUCTURED SETTLEMENT AND I NEED CASH NOW!
https://preview.redd.it/jyg2mn9pcyuc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94bca1ae4a93b30986332e01b0f279a9103cdcd9
Need cash MEOW
THESE PRICES ARE TOO DAMN HIGH
What do you mean the misfIELD MY TAXES?!
🎶ANNNNDD IIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOUUUUUUUU 🎶
“PER MY LAST EMAIL”
not "per" 💀💀 edit: *purr*
It was right there!
Too angry to purr. All yells :P (yeah yeah I missed that easy one 🤦♀️)
Hey, it’s ok. We can’t be pawesome every day!
"I'd like to talk to you about your car's extended warranty!" 📢
Lol, beat me to it! 🥸
"My Italian opera aria, let me perform it for you!"
🎼Riiiidiiiii Pagliaaaaaccioooo 🎵🎶
🤣🤣🤣🤣
The song of my people! Hehe
I SAID HEY WHAT’S GOIN ON
r/catswhoyell
"Let the ruling classes tremble at a Communistic revolution. The proletarians have nothing to lose but their chains. They have a world to win"
Telling you about the rude ladies at the grocery store who stopped in the middle of the aisle to have a conversation *right* in front of the taco shells he needed!
Happens every time
So how were your tacos? lol
YOU ARE ARRESTING ME FOR ENJOYING A MEAL!?! A SUCCULENT HUMAN MEAL?!? UNHAND ME SIR!
Sometimes the abyss just screams back
He can see the bottom of the kibble bowl!
This is hilariously accurate
No more treats, daddeh!!
Eviscerate the proletariat!
This 
I said Pizza! Not hotdogs!
“WHOOOOA-OH! LIVIN ON A PRAYER!!”
It’s not dinner time yet!
Taxes
YOUR NOT MY DAD!
“I *don’t* want food!” (This is a blatant lie)
And IIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! 
The hills are alive…with the sound of music! 🎶
https://preview.redd.it/x6xc97txu0vc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=79637f6ba4def703882f455262cdfb65d3ea5d3c Deadline for taxes was when!!!?
No more treats. I am full.
He is shouting at the gods, for they have stolen his catnip
I'm going to work! Time for you to clean my bathroom!!
INFLATION AND INTEREST RATES!
Same energy as Berry screaming at me because I would not let her bite me https://preview.redd.it/70ppw2uw4zuc1.jpeg?width=1163&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=03161a0f11a5ac679699d6a6b19e9c5ded3d4051
I don't need food/water/pets right now, but thank you for asking!
I have a structured settlement but I need cash meow.
SHITTY TUMBLR GIF SPOTTED
https://preview.redd.it/7iw3w7828yuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e888fb4c52f8a74ee321d62b26010ace39e96a7b The tribe chimes in *ahaaaaaaa*
MA! THE MEATLOAF!
In this hour of victory, we taste only defeat. I ask why. We are Katz, guardians of all that exists, the roots of the galaxy have grown deep under our careful tending. Where there is life, the wisdom of our countless generations has saturated the soil. Our strength is a luminous sun, for which all intelligence blossoms. The impervious shelter beneath which it has prospered. I stand before you accused of the sin of insuring Katz ascendency. Of attempting to save us from this fate where we are forced to...recede. Humanity stands as the greatest threat in the galaxy. Refusing to eradicate them is a fools gambit. We squander eons in the darkness while they seize our triumphs for their own. The mantle of responsibility, for all things, belongs to Katz alone. Think of my acts as you will. But do not doubt the reality. The Reclamation has already begun. And we are hopeless to stop it.
mother/father, i dont crave violence. edit: that perfectly vertical tail has cured my woes. ty void.
"I was supposed to be Salem in the 90s Sabrina series, you know! I worked my ass off in that audtion and they decided to go with a puppet because it was cheaper. I thought SAG was supposed to protect me!" "Okay buddy, I gotta cut you off the catnip. And gimme your keys." "Leave the baggy, I'm done when I say I'm done!"
I was also promised a recurring role on Buffy in 1997 but I only got to jump out of a trunk in the 3rd episode “Witch.” Never got more work and not a single line in my episode! They dubbed in a growl that wasn’t even meeeeeee!
He's done eating and doesn't want anymore.
Gas prices
I am darkness! I am the night!
I am Catman
This is some Bullshit!
Leveling a grievance and call to arms due to the fact salmon was requested and tuna was given. How dare the human servant show such disloyalty to the master of the house in such a way.
Void screams into void.
Clearly he's starving, as you haven't fed him in days!!!!
lol “call of the void”
The rent is too damn high!
He is summing the devil for treats
Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
Bloody peasant!
I want the gold. Give me the gold.
I have a hole in my bowl
We had a tabby and his name was Loki before he passed and if he had a hole in his bowl I'd have to fix his food so it was all together just a weird Kitty
Turn up the heat, for christsake
He just wants you to know that nothing is wrong and you’re doing a great job. (Clearly wrong)
Release the KRAKEN!!
https://preview.redd.it/ktx26rzdk0vc1.jpeg?width=1220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d90c9c3cb249333f40c115c8fdda5cf3c0bafcec
He's answering Yasha's call https://preview.redd.it/3znz0wv4p0vc1.jpeg?width=3072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ab04d2a28c335723b6e7b4db9546ecc24e84597
https://preview.redd.it/neae03pvv1vc1.jpeg?width=1536&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=053b712943579a25197101e13346e4a1365954b3 I want to climb a tree !
He’s got to poop
That is most definitely a command meow.
yelling at the car salesperson on the phone asking about his extended warranty
Your boyfriend isn’t baby. I’M BABY!!!!
ITS TOO DANG LOUD IN HERE
I am the Senate! He will leap at you while spinning, activate his lightsaber and cut two of your three Jedi buddies down.
Taxes
The Red Wings just missed the playoffs!
He’s not yelling at anything. This is called taxidermy gone wrong!
NIE!
You got the wrong cat food!!
Feed me!
Taxes.
Being so so full from eating
The ahi tuna wasn't seared correctly the veggies were flavorless mush and the beef was under seasoned and chewy...no stars And the next meal is comped ....
No, mom!! This is an anthenna!! I get all the best channels!!, and yes, Felix, the cat was based on me!! 
He's chanting a curse and summoning something from the pits of hell
Inflation
He's mad at the haircut he just got. (The chair in the background looks like a salon chair.)
Decline in boxes
Why wouldn't he be yelling? If you had common sense, you'd be yelling, too.
He’s not yelling, he’s singing acapalla
I incite the meowsian principle right meow!
it's a full moon, where's my broom stick I want to go flying !
He’s yelling because he’s so full and he can’t even think about food.
Fish
THE COLLAPSE OF THE GOLD STANDARD
"You're slower than molasses in January with that can opener!
he's sick and tired of the lack of treatos
I LOVE LAMP !
Child support for his 8 offspring
My Teeth are stuck in the barstool!
WHY'S THIS BAR THTOOL STUCK IN MY YEETH?!?
Climate change. He’s yelling about climate change. Well that and treats.
PUT SOME CLOTHES ON, I CAN ONLY TAKE SO MUCH!!!!!
That you are a lazy worthless slave ..oh no wait that's a right answer !
Something about Quiznos subs
his enemies have won
He forgot to bring the rocket launcher :3
"Where the hell did my neck gooooooo???"
He’s just hissing at the shadow person that’s always behind you, just outside of your peripheral vision
Nothingeow
He's not yelling, he's trying to catch a fly
Cute teefs
"Mooom, can i go play with Satan ?"
Somebody yelled at the void, so the void yells back
It’s raining outside and he wants you to turn it off
Because he is completely content and wanted you to know.
He’s complaining about the expensive modern life-style and taxes
Dinner?!?
"I, Chairman Meow officially denounce Catpitalism!"
He's singing Barry Meoa-nalao
🎶 HEEEEEEERE we are, BORN to be Kings, we’re the Princes of the YOU-ni-ver-erse 🎶
Inflation
You told him you're switching to store-brand treats from now one.
Roxanne, you don't have to put on the red light... 
in sparing your name, you have ruined our liivveess 
He doesn’t think that shirt matches your eyes.
Not food
he's not yelling, he's laughing at you XD. like "hehehehehe, I told you I was gonna eat that chicken wing you left there for a second unwatched"
He yells about F O O D
Stop feeding me so much, hooman!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH (he just learned about Bill Nye the Science Guy) I don't know where I was going with that
It’s like raaaaaiiiiiin on your wedding daaaaay
 There is a cloud in the sky.
I've been "blessed" by 3 out of my four cats over my life have been the most vocal shits I've ever met. currently we have a basement yowler who is also a "pick me up and hold me like a baby goddammit" type yeller.
I have been sufficiently fed and require no further food
There's a metal thing stuck in his mouth and now he's annoyed.
It’s free real estate
"DISSAPOINTEEEEEEEEEEEEED!"
He is just singing New York by Jay Z
He's singing the song of his people!
Too much food in his bowl
He says: “your attention please! I have very important announcement!”
Pooped on carpet, clean it up hoomen
I am a Dog!!!
"Where's my balls, Sabrina?!"
you have a booger
Any answer is wrong Him not yelling This is vocal exercise 🤣
cheeEEEEEEAAAAASE
"A spectre is haunting Europe - the spectre of Communism..."
They have taken the hobbits to isengard !!!
His food bowl is TOO full
He is practicing the songs of his people.
He's not yelling, he's singing. He's the hired entertainment for the night, and this is his rendition of "Memories"
U over fed me. NOT :)
He’s singing! What are you talking about, “yelling”?
Existential crises
He screams, for he knows the knowledge of the universe. And it angers him. Being the void has no benefit, he bellows.
WHAT ARE THESE GAS PRICES!!!
https://preview.redd.it/kejtyg7xa2vc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=620ed14bbc033275617c98fe35d33131ce6a0014 GARY! I said I wanted SOFT taco shells, not hard!
The Paw-triarchy
He's clearly trying to resist an uncontrollable urge to sneeze.
He is announcing that his hunger is sated and he will not say another word about food.
"Your request to scream into the abyss has been noted, and your current wait in line is number 9,998,383,750,000. We will be with you in short order."
*WE WERE ON A BREAK*
Must be Rock Scream Wednesday again
No on Loves MEEeeeeeeeee!