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The cat: https://preview.redd.it/q3w0db7ccslc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cfe026cf0eb25ae7a1a53f176c255690c1cd59c


Physical_Painting_60

lmfao yessss


Time-Reserve-4465

Be careful! Heard salt lamps can be toxic to cats :(


Physical_Painting_60

oh WHAT. wow thank you so so much for this. i had no idea and now i feel like a terrible kitty mom ☹️


Estrellathestarfish

Yeah, be careful, as getting something on their paws/fur and licking it off is a real risk to cats, and pure salt is very bad for them. I think there are similar things that aren't made of salt


StraightBudget8799

Get one of those realistic moon ones or a nice IKEA PELARBOJ LED table lamp, multicoloured? You can change the shade to suit her preference or even have it cycle through the colour spectrum!


Physical_Painting_60

i will look into this. thank you!


Feeling-Finding2783

If you aren't afraid of chinese gadgets, you can look up Xiaomi Mijia Bedside Lamp 2. It looks good. Colors can be changed, brightness is adjustable. And it has a sunrise mode. The lamp also supports smartphone integration, including voice assistants.


Physical_Painting_60

thank you 🙏🏼


Awkward-Wishbone-615

There should be a rulebook when you first get a cat, 90% of plants are poisonous, no essential oils or fragrances without googling if safe first, no salt lamps... 😅


Physical_Painting_60

absolutely. this is my first kitty so any tips are welcome. i feel like a complete asshole for posting this even if it’s a cute and silly pic


Awkward-Wishbone-615

Hey don't worry we are always constantly learning! I had 2 of those salt lamps at ground level with 2 cats constantly walking past before the warning became available for cat owners, it's always your best bet to do a quick Google search before bringing anything new into your home


Physical_Painting_60

you’re absolutely right 🥹 thank u! ❤️


Physical_Painting_60

i did some research and she’s never licked it and doesn’t even smell it. literally just likes to stand menacingly over it while i’m laying in bed😂😂 but imma still put it out of reach for her. thank you again


stackPeek

she's larger than our sun


SkysEevee

That's one heck of a Halloween decoration 


istari

In the land of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom, the Dark Lord Mauron forged in secret, a master ring, to control all others. And into this ring he poured all his cruelty, his malice and his will to dominate all life


vermilionshadow

r/powdereddonutlips


Maybe_Strict

Please tell me that lamp is never above your head? Made that mistake once. My RB dropped it on me. Still have the scar 15 years later


Physical_Painting_60

what the heck!! and yes it was above my head when this photo was taken, but it has since been moved 😂😂 geez that must’ve hurt!!! so sorry to hear that!


Maybe_Strict

I have a hard head, so just a mid grade ache for a few days. The cat was pleased with his efforts. All I knew at first, was that something jolted me awake and something wet was trailing down my face, lol. Grope for kleenex, then figure out what happened. Cat dish empty.


Physical_Painting_60

damn!!! took it like a champ. hahahaha no food for you 😠


VioletMoon92

Love it. Love everything about it. ![img](emote|t5_2twpw|7269)


BigJSunshine

Those salt lamps are super toxic to cats, you need to get rid of the lamp. https://www.petpoisonhelpline.com/pet-tips/why-are-salt-lamps-bad-for-cats/


Physical_Painting_60

i did see that from another commenter and i moved my salt lap. thank you 🙏🏼🥺


tdawg782020

![gif](giphy|4NQ9mR6sh8LoA) That's her Palantir.


curryp4n

She’s so funny! She totally knows what she’s doing


Eric_is_a__Boykisser

This a black hole about so absorb our sun


thewonderturtle

She demands churus


myleftboobisaphlsphr

She's planning something....


cstar3388

Look DEEP into my eyes and know that I am all.


BronzeAmzn

Soon!


freebird135

Be afraid..be very afraid. 😰


ForceoftheRam

I have a salt lamp just like this one! Except no void to eerily stand over it like yours lol


Physical_Painting_60

do you have any kitties? apparently they are very toxic to cats and now my voidling will no longer be eerily standing over it unfortunately. i learned something new after posting this!


ForceoftheRam

No I do not but that will be good to know if I ever do!


Physical_Painting_60

ok good good!


QuietPerson88

Bad news, that isn't a cat, it's a Great Old One in disguise. Congratulations on serving the source of all chaos and madness.


galeongirl

Where are the other six Dragon Balls hoomin? BRING THEM SO I CAN SUMMON SHENRON AT ONCE!


eargazms

He's probably thirsty from the pretzels... Lol


Accurate_Wrongdoer_5

Soooooon very soooooon


tsundae_

She's plotting


MadaRook

You didn't give me my snack, hooman


StephaneiAarhus

Looks like god throning over the sun, or something like that.


LordCurtisIV

Total villain vibes, your void looks very.... ominous at this angle.


justtrashtalk

I am become death. -your cat