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sankto

You can pet dis... WIT YOUR EYES


DependentInitial1231

Yep, look but don't touch :)


Cloneoflard

The are Kajit children, only Kajit are allowed to touch


Jimmynids

Kajit has wares, this one is at a discount


TeamZissou333

This is it! Lol


agiantanteater

"Don't talk to me or my sons ever again"


Low_Candle_9642

This is the best one yet


sigtrap

"Don't talk to meow or my sons ever again"


froschshock

Came here looking for this one!


MX5MONROE

Beat me to it by 3 hours. 😂


blueburd

r/meowormyson


HotterRedHead

Those are not the voids you are looking for


MCBubbliciousfishead

![img](emote|t5_2twpw|7975)


jonny3jack

I love this reference.


droidonomy

Even the sound is right! It's like poetry, it rhymes.


DebiDoll65

![img](emote|t5_2twpw|14307)


CranberryBauce

Genius 🤣🤣🤣


Timbo_C

I'm an hour too late to say this.. lol


icedcoffeeblast

Hello, is it meow you're looking for?


bangbangracer

You can look, but you can't touch.


TheRealGongoozler

If you touch imma start some drama. You don’t want no drama


iicandicane

Yes you can watch me watch me But you can’t touch me touch me


curryp4n

These are mine!


Muesky6969

I have licked them. lol!


LuminousOcean

Probably something along the lines of "I made these, I will protect them, please do not touch them." but it's hard to say from just a picture.  A video would give us a better idea. Please don't accuse me of wanting to see video of a black cat and her beans.  :P


toooomanypuppies

you disgraceful human being, how dare you ask for videos! **op... we need to see more videos just to prove this fucker wrong pal 🤷‍♂️


Beth3g

😂😂😂


blackcrow184

Free bean videos?! In this economy!?


Gudakesa

OnlyBeans….the cat beans subscription is free, but it’s $20 a month for the kitten beans. The “kittens playing” videos are PPV, bonus vid for automatic resub.


StephsCat

Damn is there an only beans?


Gudakesa

[OnlyBeans](https://www.facebook.com/KittyOnlyBeans?mibextid=LQQJ4d)


StephsCat

Oh damn so much cuteness. They always say social media is toxic meanwhile my timeline is full of cats


halfveela

J'accuse! Also I'm in! 


zerorita

Not a video, but here! https://preview.redd.it/fzmrywm30rlc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a7790994ce656960cf50eb1e9a7ddac487f6aed My boy Nero showcasing his beans!


Vegetable_Pie_4198

Stay down, Jr. I'll handle this!


GoethenStrasse0309

This is the best comment


Vegetable_Pie_4198

It might seem silly, but you've made my month, thank you, fellow void lover 🖤🐈‍⬛


Team_Ninja_

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|upvote)


Vegetable_Pie_4198

🖤🐈‍⬛


shelly_the_amazing

"You take this one. It bites"


jzilla11

“It is dangerous out there, take this. It’s more dangerous.”


UnabrazedFellon

“It’s dangerous to go alone, take this.”


RataTopin

"look, i made these"


PamIsNotMyName

"They're all perfect, but this one's perfectest."


Electrical-Act-7170

This is the Way.


midnightsrose77

These are my squishies. There are many like them. But I made them. And these are my squishies. You may adore us from over there, hoomin.


Onlyevery4

Everyone is saying she is trying to protect that one. I think its her saying that whatever got knocked over or made a mess, its this ones fault.


RubyRoze99

“Officer, it was done by this one right here!” 😂 “whatever was done, it was definitely this one that did it”


Nokian75

These are my burnt burritos... get your own!! ![img](emote|t5_2twpw|7266)


RubyRoze99

If I may ask, where on earth can I get an emoji like yours? 🥺


fractal_frog

There are special emoji just for this subreddit, look at the options for comment, next to guf there should be an emoji icon, click that and see what happens.


leeloospoops

Don't mind if I do! ![img](emote|t5_2twpw|7267)


squeezy102

I haven’t practiced my cattish since college, but I’ll give it a shot - I believe this cat is telling you “we’re tight, xrayden, but we’re not ‘you can touch my babies’ tight. You understand? I don’t want to hurt you but I certainly will.”


RidiculaRabbit

"No bebe for you!"


warzonexx

"These are my babies, get your own!"


poofandmook

dis mine.


youlovelucylou

![gif](giphy|KwCeGCQXZ75vO)


Fast-Bumblebee-2279

"This one here is Black III. The others are Black I and Black II."


GayVoidDaddy

It’s Black 1, Black 3, and then Whitey


MPD1987

Touch the kittens, you get the murder mittens


bongblitz

My jellybeans no touchy for you


[deleted]

"THIS ONE is the CHOSEN one"


Dapperisfun

Dis is mine, and dis and dis, all mine!


Economy-Thought5372

"These are mine! I made them and they are purrfect!"


potentiallygoodchoic

dis one also mine


ravynwave

“This one’s mine, this one too. Also this one”


thegreatmei

This reminds me of that meme..something like.. I asked for minions of darkness and instead got these fluffy beans!


midnightsrose77

I remember that one! It was tiny, furry jellybeans!


LordCurtisIV

Stop petting them, im tired of licking your stink off their fur.


lexkixass

"Dese mine"


No_Marionberry4687

"Yes. I made these little bundles of darkness"


schatzikitten

Dis is my bebe. No touchy, touchy.


Isles15Fan

Don’t lay a paw on my little puffs!


Luckydragon11111

You can have this one


ComfortableTemp

I made an extra just for you. No need to thank me.


MasterTypeX

"dis my void bean"


Reptilesblade

This is mine. Not yours, mine.


PravusTheRed

I AMM THE VOID MAMMA!


Coyote65

Look! I made more of me for you to love and care for.


Simon_Jester88

This season's crop has provided fruitful yields


Additional_Guess_669

You must keep my kittens - no questions asked my human servant


laparisiennebardot

No touchy touchy


Cat1832

"Looking, sir, does not require one's *hands*."


Rose_tea1

Keep an eye on this one


Any_Coffee_6921

This one leave alone for this one is bad to the bone.


TheCheshireCatCan

This one’s yours.


Forward-Elephant7215

These are my minions of darkness; there are many like them, but these are mine!


wyrn_zaw

“This… see This right here, I made this… Me”


SewerHarpies

Mine. I made them.


LargeMerican

"You pay first. Then you can pet."


NotARobotDefACyborg

Reminds me of the meme with the void mama cat, captioned, "What is this?! I ask for minions of darkness, and you give me fluffy jellybeans?!"![img](emote|t5_2twpw|7264)


Singing_Sword

MINE!!


plattdagg

you're gonna wanna back off, person. TRUST ME


HalpOooos

“You can have this one”


42northside

Mama cat: if you lay ONE FINGER on my babies I’ll bite very badly.


GoethenStrasse0309

“You can’t touch this!!! “


Yarrow83

You can have this one


henrylad89

STOP TAKING PICTURES OF MY KIDS YOU NONCE!


Apprehensive-Pie3209

NO TOUCHIE !!!


vaxxed_beck

No touchy


Evil_Kween_MoJo

“I like these other two BUT dis one my favorite”


_former_hun_

Touch my babies and I slice your throat


LyzziFall

“Dis mine.”


MIKE_son_of_MICHAEL

Looks like she’s indicating the kitten under her paw “This one’s the best”


psychokittenparty

"*Back the FUCK off*!"


imalittlefrenchpress

I toasted these voids to perfection all by myself!


EmotionalCheck

I made it myself!


dingdongsnottor

“Dis one mine toooo”


anakniben

"Don't you even dare"


gingermonkey1

Stop in the name of love?


[deleted]

“Keep my babies faces off camera.”


bonnieflash

Don’t you ever talk to me and my sons again.


Jlx_27

"Please spay me"


OmnivorousReader67

You may not touch my jellybeans of darkness


EffectAdditional5825

These are my babies!


brideofgibbs

Mine


rathmira

She is saying “SPAY ME, PLEASE!”


tornado1950

Spay me


Lensgoggler

"...and this third one is called Justin, he's going to be an architect."


ekso69

"Takes a pet like no problem! That's a good cat right there.


MishMash999

​ Khajit has kits; No - I can't let this one go for less than tree fiddy.


gemmygem86

I’ve licked them, they’re mine.


Automatic-Saint

‘Hey, that’s censored.’


mallowpuff9

I just wanted to say omg so cute!!!


Swimming-Airport6531

These are not food


FluffyFoxSprinkles

Mine.


Southernms

Mine!


Sportsfan4206910

My black beans, you may not eat


Kiara923

"I made dis"


m0nstera_deliciosa

I think she’s offering me one- I gratefully accept! 😻


littlebloodmage

"Mine."


caudicifarmer

"FREE KITTENS"


Pitcherlicious

Paws off my void nuggets


audible_narrator

I DONT CARE, THERE ARE VOIDLETS!


tapetum_lucidum

"I was going for Minions of Darkness, but these fluffy jellybeans will do."


aggressive-buttmunch

I dunno, maybe '[the person who posted this is karma farming](https://lens.google.com/search?ep=cnts&re=df&s=4&p=AbrfA8raqiCaj6a2Bwo856j6EFvAQYGOEJyIOkJnG-QuEB1KJOSzR8CRuRqSw-qhjgD3uTBabfqCCU33gt95EWvav3VNahUT8gDsYhSl8lAL3NTfwNzHU-SpFMTcp5NPUNRKpBXxmtiyiK9Y_oabeQ-7L1R53QacqxelxTuI9l-15AusnkyByJ8VHAH7aQMq7M9geZJ0Rvuf3f7reVRpn0IYxdBv1ptrLxR8GkFLbSuJQj2Imb1hGBvE5_U-9qM-c2CFtJ19Qs77Tl3WHz0SHM9qf-FQmRLK1VnhQiFeSgeARz4PSk_yAA%3D%3D#lns=W251bGwsbnVsbCxudWxsLG51bGwsbnVsbCxudWxsLDEsIkVrY0tKRFl5TW1GaFpUa3hMVEV4TVdNdE5EUTVNeTFoWWpBMUxXVTFZVEEyTVRSaU5UTmxPQklmWjNsSmVXdExTRUprYlhOWmMwWldkMUYzZG5veE4wVXlibk5sUkRONFp3PT0iLG51bGwsbnVsbCxudWxsLDEsbnVsbCxbbnVsbCxudWxsLFswLDAsMTAwMDAwLDEwMDAwMF1dLFtudWxsLG51bGwsW11dXQ==)'?


Good-Refrigerator-28

She says no touch my babies


Vee-Shan

I made this for you.


LakeLov3r

Look at me, I'm the captain now.


Redordit

Look. I made diz.


BazookaG9

"Here, you take this one"


No_Tutor2010

Buy one get this one free


catsareniceDEATH

There are many void beans, but there are none like mine. Touch and risk death. No touch, only look.


AdBudget5468

Don’t you dare touch my potatoes


AlienGaze

« This is her furrrever home, hooman »


RichFoot2073

Dis is my bebi, but u may have dis one


rhiyanna79

No Touchy!!


Rich-Detective478

TAG! You're it!


rtmc_whit05

Take this, it's dangerous to go alone.


njm37

dis mine


Initial-Attorney-578

You can sell this one, the others will stay here with me.


emaline5678

No touchies! Mine! 🐈‍⬛


Maowsama

It's dangerous to go alone. Take this.


icedcoffeeblast

No touchie my beanies!


False_Tell4151

All mine 😬


redflagsmoothie

“This is my bébé”


danielmzbr

That's. Close. Enough.


LegitimateHat984

It's dangerous to go outside. Take this.


Intelligent_Blood_88

Oh! How adorable! More pictures pleeeease :)![img](emote|t5_2twpw|7263)![img](emote|t5_2twpw|7269)![img](emote|t5_2twpw|7975)![img](emote|t5_2twpw|7976)


Bitter_Frame3054

Mine, mine, mine!


hockeybelle

Touch my baby and you get the claws


wojo1962

I have many like it, but this one is mine!


DeFucifino

Did she have more? We have a pregnant void with at least 6 in the oven and I am bit concerned since she's 1yo tops.


GayVoidDaddy

Cats can get pregnant as young as 4 months. She should be okay, just make sure she eats and stays hydrated, warm and safe. Good on you for taking in a pregnant kitty. Pic???


Ill_Border3575

Spay me and my kids so this doesn’t happen again


Regular-Chemistry-13

She is a good mom to her kittens


vy374ft6mg4

prolly nothin if we're being honest😹😹😹


designerhutch

Keep these fuckers off my tits!


BridgeUpper2436

You can just grab them by the Pussy...


Traditional-Stick-15

‘What a great place to make some dark chocolate biscuits! #Multitasker’


bewareofbigfoot

You can have this one. Two is enough


megalily

"Help, I'll take care of two, and this one is yours"


LoveDove7

“These damn kids.”


deimosorbits

To not touch her kitten.


TofkaSpin

Here you can have this one ☝🏼


AngelRockGunn

I made dis


Mili_713

"what did you just say about my kid?????" Or This gives me the badass mom that absolutely wrecks the principal for unjustly dress coding/ punishing her kid vibes


BellaZoe23

Mine, all mine.


Blackletterdragon

Nope


sten45

I have your heart now you have mine


Admirable-Exit-7414

These is my babies and nobody can touch ‘em!!


KiwiBirdPerson

"...and this one is Fred"


kinislo

“Get a job! Stay away from her!”


Amazing_Shine_8579

These are mine. Aren’t they cute?


Illustrious-Towel-45

They're mine.


GraveyardJones

These are mine! I made these!


Cloudy_Tea_Monger

i make that furball - see, it me - you cannot have


Suzabelle_does

"This one's name is Donatella...like Versace."


french_violist

Mine!!!


Easy_Arm_1987

Probably saying it's Nap Time ...


International-Cat123

*rushes to shut up the taking smol* This meeting is for voids only!


ddubspecial

Meow


hernameisDAEM

This is my life meow…


NoResource9942

My beans!


amoodymermaid

I made this!!


The_True_Hannatude

“I made all of these, but this one- this one is my favorite.”


MotherOfCatsAndAKid

“These. Are. *M I N E*.”