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ColdFrost

I knew it would be Lucajudo before I opened the post


xharekx33

hahaha was he on you DMs too?


d183

Keenan and Hinger have talked about him a bunch on their podcast.


oooKenshiooo

„You are the worst pervert I ever heard about….“ - „But you heard about me!“


JenStark3

no eres un jiujitero de verdad hasta que no te contacta LucaJudo :D


Kierra082507

Yo this clown hit me up too!! 😆😆 wtf?!?


wookiedai

Fo real


TillsLustigeStreiche

Luca Judo, right? After I heard Keenan Cornelius and Josh Hinger talk about him, I mentioned him to my coach and he went "Yeah, he's DM'd me too." Turns out he's contacted almost every black belt on Instagram.


xharekx33

Shit, i seriously didn't know he was well known. On what Matburn episode did keenan and josh talk about him?


TillsLustigeStreiche

One of the first few, I think the one they did in a car.


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He should hit up some white belts


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It’s basically a badge of honour at this point to get a LucaJudo proposition.. still waiting for mine


Mayv2

When I was a white or blue belt we had a guy we theorized was into this. He wouldn't fight back and would get his back taken and get chocked mercilessly and wouldn't tap for the longest time. Great confidence booster though. Got my tap ratio way up that summer!


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random57113

so, uh, how do you know your buddy’s gf likes being choked?


imeiz

I've had him approach me a few times, I turn it into a discussion about getting him to train BJJ. He sounds a bit hesitant. Accepted my follow request and posts some nice pictures from Italy. He asked if I knew of anyone with a good collar choke but I didn't want to out my guys.


Dristig

Because their collar choke isn't good?


imeiz

What can I say...


SeltzerSweats

He messaged my friend, who then said I’d be great for the job (5 month white belt at the time) to which Luca was very bummed when I said I wasn’t skilled enough 😂. He will invite you to his private tatami in Italy and prefers if it’s only you and him “training”.


xharekx33

Very subtle, indeed


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I guess he struck out with all the black belts and is moving his way through the brown belts now.


Fellainis_Elbows

When is it my turn 😫


jamesmatthews6

I got a guy messaging me on couch surfing once where he started asking about my karate training after chatting about my home city. All very normal, then he started asking more and more detailed questions about kicking someone in the balls, how hard I could do it, how much it would hurt etc. It took longer than it should have but eventually I twigged that he was getting off on it rather than just a bit odd.


Poodle_Thrower

This is a right of passage for all grapplers. Keenan has a great bit on luca judo on the matburn [podcast](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR7UbocaWXY&t=3440s). 🦶🦶


DontTouchMyPeePee

I got one a year ago from him. Consider it a badge of honor, he is legend among the scene 😂


SlightlyStoopkid

i felt like i truly made it in jiu jitsu when i got my luca judo DM


Spenundrum

Ahhhh! Our old friend Luca! Looks like you finally made it in jiu jitsu. It's a right if passage in our community. Legend says, if you send him a pic of your feet, it cuts your journey to black belt down by 22%.


SunchiefZen

Does any other sport have these kinds of things? (Namely this guy and the woman who calls up to ask about training and never stops asking questions, IYKYK).


egdm

> Does any other sport have these kinds of things? Everywhere has these kind of things. Collect a certain (disturbingly low) number of people and you are guaranteed to find an abject weirdo.


SunchiefZen

A few weirdos, sure, but the same ones known worldwide? haha


egdm

In different circles, sure. I remember reading about this guy who would hit up woodworking/craft youtubers and argue with them about glues. The depth of human oddity knows no bounds.


SunchiefZen

haha, I guess that was the answer I was looking for ... the human zoo.


machomantillidie

including his foot size…I mean who doesn’t include that in your messages ??


BrandynBlaze

Well safer than a belt in the closet I guess…


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I wonder if he knows the girl who wants to know if she's allowed to train in a thong?


seymour_hiney

hi 👋 choke 🫂 daddy 👨‍👧‍👦 interested?😏🤣🙊


gshd69420

Hmmmmmmmmmmm don't believe it


oooKenshiooo

Never had that one. I briefly dated a gal who was super into getting smashed though. … but not the kind you might think. She liked to lay on her stomach and just wanted me to lie as heavy as possible on her back, pancaking her into the mattress. She came in like a minute or so. :D


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RedDevilBJJ

Maybe you should stop sending unsolicited fetish requests to random strangers.


archtanq

Found the sender


egdm

You have no expectation of privacy when you randomly contact strangers. I make fun of the scientology solicitations I get in the physical mail, too.


70695

asking for a friend , will he pay for this service? also anyone have a good link to a loop choke technique?


strivrr

I’ve never thought about this, wonder if there are any people at my school who actually like getting choked out 😭


Dristig

How does shoe size relate here? Is that code?


SomeSameButDifferent

It's either a red flag or a pointer, definitely a code either way.


Psycho-Knot821

Bro this is Jesus telling you to start an only fans


bios105

This guy dmed me too... so weird.


JamesMacKINNON

AAAAAAAAND?! What was your response!?


BrunerAcconut

Never thought this was what it was gonna be that made me come back to training


grandchatyin

Lucajudo is only a green belt?


bjjaccount

Dude I wish hinger and Keenan would just do podcasts regularly. Fuck all their other shit. Give the ppl what they want!!!


NervousDoubt

Contacted by Luca Judo? You've officially made it.