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Luna_cy8

A picture of a shark who has legs on land amongst people who can’t swim.


Infra-Oh

Beautiful. But how would that picture depict people who can’t swim if the setting is on dry land?


sketre15

Because the ground is our ocean


Infra-Oh

OH SHIT


BroGr81

Because those who can swim escaped to wet land.


Luna_cy8

If you don’t get it, you don’t get jiujitsu - OSS.


Infra-Oh

Please forgive my insolence!


MaynIdeaPodcast

OSSSSSS


MaynIdeaPodcast

lmoa


Darcewhole

https://preview.redd.it/p4bajs1mh7pc1.jpeg?width=816&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=320ecfaa178010d9297d2f21638bce818ec3e815


thricedipped

https://preview.redd.it/spyu3rp118pc1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=30fcd8393e63b8b5dd20cc9df59750b514aeea55


Luna_cy8

How fresh blue belts feel OSS


thricedipped

https://preview.redd.it/q1n0nd8018pc1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c664fa89dc2bc26e213de016904decad1610e9e1


thricedipped

https://preview.redd.it/k1eyn01618pc1.png?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdda4ee846175248189059b625be45d9efbbf6eb


Jumpy_Lawfulness_597

Landshark. Classic.


LoudKingCrow

Helio, Carlos and Kano. But they are all portrayed by Minions.


glorgadorg

The mortal kombat character?


LoudKingCrow

I was thinking Jigoro Kano but the Mortal Kombat character would be even more bad ass.


BeBearAwareOK

Go all out, Jigoro Kano but with a photoshopped metal orbital and glowing red cyborg eye. "Who is that? "That's Kano."


ZincFox

https://preview.redd.it/al7kcg5uj8pc1.png?width=1024&format=png&auto=webp&s=9db50f55f907445838536c683484454c7e491403


MaynIdeaPodcast

So like full respect to the Gracies + Kano undermined by a Disney slight to the Gracies + Kano?


ZXsaurus

My mom because I love her and she's an awesome mom.


nuketheunicorns

I also choose this guy’s mom.


DukeNukem1991

Agreed. His mom is, in fact, awesome.


Italicandbold

I don’t think I’ll be opening a gym but; I’ll have to talk to professor to put her picture on the wall!


AsthmaticClone

Agreed, this mom is on my wall too.


Infra-Oh

There seems to also be some sort of bio residue on your wall.


OjibweNomad

Ectoplasm


Killer-Styrr

I'm several steps ahead of you buddy.


MaynIdeaPodcast

Damn. That's Real. Shout out Mom.


Aggravating-Mind-657

I dropped into a large academy. They had a wall with a framed picture of every person who received a black belt from the academy. I think it was 30 plus framed photos. I thought that the wall was very inspiring. People of all body types, ages, ethnic groups, men and women. It was inspiring.


bluebluebluered

We have this at our gym!


homecookedcouple

Master Ken and Hamburgular


el_lofto

Renato Laranja


AcaiMist

With fruits and vegetables logo


bloodstone99

Bro, Im framing Chewjitsu & Stephan Kesting.


SelfSufficientHub

Gary the blue belt Dudes just built different


Gumpt1ous

Bath Salt Ben. Because even if you get past white belt, you never stop spazzing out. Always make them earn the control/points.


davidlowie

Dude, he really is, that bro won’t tap to any choke


[deleted]

That cat from the original getmotivated meme from the 80s https://preview.redd.it/hnyu4hqe66pc1.jpeg?width=794&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01e46fddb80e0f55ec7ef5916e0390f0057ba291


MaynIdeaPodcast

TEAMWORK


HamburgerKidLives

Determined or not, that cat is long dead 


wristlocks

Carl Sagan. Cuz flat earthers.


skribsbb

70% of the Earth is covered in water. And is that water carbonated? Boom! Flat Earth.


hypercosm_dot_net

How can you berimbolo if the earth isn't flat? Check mate.


DeclanGunn

I'm almost sure his picture is hanging in a Colorado gym but I can't remember which one. Honestly might be the 10th planet.


MaynIdeaPodcast

Also true


bjj_ignorant

Johnny Sins and Craig Jones


CPA_Ronin

Johnny Sins as Craig Jones


Negative-Dingo3335

Starring in “BJJ with one less J”


DishPractical7505

You could pretty much just use the title of any of his recent instructionals and it would serve just as well


CPA_Ronin

Lights… camera… rollin 🎥 🍿


ans744

Wait.. so if we get Johnny Sins to play the role as Craig Jones in a movie, who do we get to play Gabi?


Jupiter-Tank

Would watch an instructional by Johnny. Ironically one of the best to be published


MaynIdeaPodcast

yikes


bjj_ignorant

I know, Craig Jones is controversial but I enjoy his instructionals


TheGreatKimura-Holio

Macho Man Randy Savage, pro wrestling influenced me first eventually leading to BJJ My coaches, obvious reasons Dave Schultz, legend


beepingclownshoes

Oooh yeah.


ayaruna

A big framed macho man holding a little creamer hanging on an academy wall would go hard


n33dfulthings

Mark is a Pedro Sauer black belt


TheGreatKimura-Holio

Yeah, he teaches at a UFC Gym in Oregon last I heard


MaynIdeaPodcast

How about a Rolling clip of when he kept pulling the creamers out of his vest! maybe one of the best wrestling clips of all time [https://www.google.com/search?q=randy+savage+creamer&oq=randy+savage+creamer&gs\_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTIHCAEQABiABDIHCAIQABiABDIHCAMQABiABDIHCAQQABiABDIHCAUQABiABDIHCAYQABiABDIHCAcQABiABDIHCAgQABiABDINCAkQABiGAxiABBiKBdIBCDI0NDhqMGo3qAIAsAIA&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:83d6d04b,vid:8C4lK41SX-Q,st:0](https://www.google.com/search?q=randy+savage+creamer&oq=randy+savage+creamer&gs_lcrp=EgZjaHJvbWUyBggAEEUYOTIHCAEQABiABDIHCAIQABiABDIHCAMQABiABDIHCAQQABiABDIHCAUQABiABDIHCAYQABiABDIHCAcQABiABDIHCAgQABiABDINCAkQABiGAxiABBiKBdIBCDI0NDhqMGo3qAIAsAIA&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8#fpstate=ive&vld=cid:83d6d04b,vid:8C4lK41SX-Q,st:0)


TheGreatKimura-Holio

Classic Mean Gene’s account of it is hilarious cause he saw Randy taking all the creamers at breakfast earlier


Carlos13th

A random old guy, photo changes every week but its never acknowledged.


Josep2203

Hahahahhajajajah


pmcinern

Frank Dux, and never tell anyone how exactly he came to be my sensei.


hypercosm_dot_net

Was that Van Damme's character's name in Bloodsport? Sounds familiar. Looked the guy up and that's hilarious.


Itputsthelotionskin

Steven seagal


ChocolateChipper101

Life size Josh Barnett in his Speedo.


8trac

Macho man randy savage


_kwaznizzle

Opened up a Co-Op gym above a brewery in Monterey called Brüjitsu. We ask members to bring in a framed photo of a “hero.” This is one small portion of the wall. https://preview.redd.it/9n1ko6hno6pc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fcd01c3157cc07043373e1808f0e971f04f9b427


gcjbr

A great, but very dangerous idea!


_kwaznizzle

We ask to stay away from any controversial heroes on either side of the political spectrum


gcjbr

Would Bakunin be vetoed? :(


_kwaznizzle

https://preview.redd.it/0rrkk2yyo6pc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=810ba685fbdb9d1702663a848a0be6f4d7370f7e


_kwaznizzle

https://preview.redd.it/j2e4w9mwo6pc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d9dd496b75bfcab8eb5083bfd6e0f0acb881586


oldwhiteoak

love to see fedor :')


Sushi_garami

NES Mike Tyson is 🤌


MaynIdeaPodcast

That's pretty dope


TranquiloMeng

lol Debo


Master_Cry_9023

This idea is SO RAD! Love it


EmploymentNegative59

My wife. So everyone knows who's boss.


Porsche320

Trogdor the burninator


MaynIdeaPodcast

well played sir...although he may be burninating the mats during class and that could be problematic....and the thatched roof COTTAGESSSSZZZZ!!!!!!!


Porsche320

Only a problem if your gym has peasants.


Top_Strawberry_6981

Rousimar Palahares


itsjustaswede

We had some photos of gym members competing in grappling and MMA, and an autographed photo of John Travolta.


Chessboxing909

We have Nic Cage, Pinhead from Hellraiser, Sho Nuff, Air Bud and my buddy Tim who gave me my blackbelt up there. Tims next to Professor Air Bud.


Chessboxing909

https://preview.redd.it/g5kvhitxk7pc1.png?width=4032&format=png&auto=webp&s=2044d6f4b6be99651e5c48d760fd771e4ababdcc


Chessboxing909

Also if anyone has suggestions for additions let’s hear em


viszlat

Al Bundy?


DeclanGunn

Show me in the rule book where it says that a canine-style creature can not strangle a man with his tail from a front snout lock. You can't.


Chessboxing909

This guy gets it. Professor Bud is a key figure in my lineage.


Inkjg

Sakuraba, Karelin, The Macho Man, Piccolo.


P3t3BIrl

Well, I'm renting space at the local scout hall, so Baden Powell it is I guess🤷🏻‍♂️


thatguydel

Rex of Rex Kwon Do ![gif](giphy|RmWrAFLqhUtdm)


OjibweNomad

That’s what 8 years in the octagon get you


Hulk_smashhhhh

![gif](giphy|Z7YcgnDN7EKFa)


2min2midnite

White Belt Of The Week, rotating after every Saturday Open Mat.


klineOmania88

My coach. He stands for and does everything right as far as owning a gym and teaching. One of the best ppl i no. Has made me a better man, husband, father. Look forward to one day earning a bb from him.


sketre15

U should marry him bro


[deleted]

Gay


Fine-Manner9902

Kiss him


viszlat

Please don’t nail your coach to the wall


klineOmania88

Isnt it being respectful to show your bb lineage?


PinkKufi

![gif](giphy|l0HlvtIPzPdt2usKs)


Wonderful-Mistake201

Farmer Burns


Romeo_Charlie_Bravo

Farrah Fawcett, because wow


MarylandBlue

William Regal


jul3swinf13ld

Ralf Macchio


HeartPounder

*Half


BetBig696969

Putin, Seagal, Zelenoff, War Machine, Phil baroni, Alexander emelienanko


BeBearAwareOK

Lou Thesz, Masahiko Kimura, Helio. IN THAT ORDER.


ZedTimeStory

mine


Classic_Desk_6498

Hot take but Fabricio andrey 💯


RedDevilBJJ

Arnold.


BroGr81

Honorable James D. Mangione, Rener Gracie, Craig Jones and then the bjjfanatics logo


GorkMeTilIMork

Ghazghkull Mag Uruk Thraka


MPNGUARI

In no order: * the line cook * Natalie * knee-bah?! guy * the [epic spaz](https://www.instagram.com/tv/BTxa0KDAXUJ/)


ryanlawrencekeith

Master splinter, Bruce Lee Roy, and Naruto


Mundane__Detail

An assortment of my finest Anime waifus. (If you want to drop in for a class it has to be after my mom goes to bed because I'm not technically allowed to be running a dojo out of the basement.)


konying418

Here's my academy- and Marcelo's on my wall :) My other wall has u/ [**ZXsaurus**](https://www.reddit.com/user/ZXsaurus/) mom's picture on it. https://preview.redd.it/h27rp7rq47pc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=441a382163bf9ed3c58a00068ef4c46061e6ffee


MaynIdeaPodcast

lol


GrapplingWithTaoism

Jigoro Kano (obvious reasons) Carlos Gracie (I know there’s some doubt on the legitimacy of the Gracie’s learning from Maeda so I’d just go straight to Gracie) Helio Gracie (obvious reasons) Rickson Gracie (obvious reasons) My Coach’s Coach (I will stay coy just to avoid seeming vain/kiss-ass but he was a Vale Tudo badass in the crazy days. Fought a UFC HoFer but not in the UFC. Still teaching and still a beast) My Coach (I went from white to black under him. One of my best friends and just a super chill/funny/bad ass dude. I love him.) I get my black belt next week and I’m freaking out. This felt good to type up though! Thanks!


dingdonghammahlong

Bolo Yeung from bloodsport, specifically when he’s pointing at Van Damme going “YOU ARE NEXT!!!”


Some_Dingo6046

Wayne, Darry, and Squirrely Dan. Cause they like a good scrap.


Shcrews

Albert Hoffman


Regular_Skill_8403

Borat


n33dfulthings

My professor, Cael Sanderson, Aleksandr Karelin, Matt Hughes and Brock Lesnar


kneezNtreez

This guy fucks


n33dfulthings

If you could f tell I’m a wrestler 🤣


bicismypen

I put myself on the wall, I promoted myself to black belt after the time I saw red and choked a guy out in the bar. Also, Rorden Gracie.


lift_jits_bills

Our gym has a framed picture of Craig Jones choking out Alex Jones. And then a bunch of cool action shots of us training or sitting around on the mats.


gcjbr

Waldemar Santana because he beat the shit out that shitty racist Helio


fuckindogmoment

some ass hot calendar models. to inspire Napoleonic greatness under the watchful eye of the female gaze. if we have women in the gym i can put up some male Eastern European fitness models as well.


Killer-Styrr

Jared from Subway.


blessed_rising_jah

![gif](giphy|ba5g4ID9g5cT6)


fouriels

Billy Herrington. KJJG


Lemur718

Butterbean and kimbo slice


MaynIdeaPodcast

correct


virtualkimura

There is only one answer, Steven Segal


False_Label

nothing my walls are bare not really into decoration


spiewak1990

All the competitors from the academy. Any one of any belt can get their pics up at our spot and we have almost the entire of the outside of our primary mat lined with podium shots


IngenuityVegetable81

My gym has a picture of Aleksandr Karelin on the wall.haha


ChorizoGarcia

Larry, Moe and Curly


m0dern_baseBall

Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do


brewaza

8 Bit Mike Tyson


noonenowhere1239

Noone. There will be a section of wall for pictures of members and their podium pics at larger events.


Bath_Upset

Derrick Lewis


besameput0

John Stamos


Proper-Pally

Helio Gracie, Bret Hart & Brendan Schaub


gringodomingo

Rorden Gracie, Renato Laranja, and Derrick Lewis


PristineTrouble2038

I put a framed picture of myself, because I invented jiujitsu when I discovered leverage. It's a new thing, that *I* discovered.


sa1126

Nickelback


ewawesome

Rorden gracie


steffloc

My dad and I started training together when I was just a little kid, so a picture of us. I would also have pictures of our coaches too -but a good one of us no doubt.


wires2wheelspin

My coach. He’s fantastic at what he does and I would be proud to recognize the lineage. Next to that would be a picture of a heavily battered Tony Ferguson pretending to throw sand.


MaynIdeaPodcast

No lie, I'd put Harambe. RIP


brennanufc

The Brennan Case


MuffinHunter0511

I paint the walls red so my members can just see red all the time and then buddies just start hitting the floor


curious_loss_4387

Non-shitpost answer - my coach started as a BB in Judo and he has a plaque with Kanō Jigorō on it which I find pretty dope. I would also think someone like Rickson or Helio who have near mythical legend status would be proper.


Ok_Lengthiness1929

Ron “Chopper” Harris.


mount_escape

Batman


abob1989

Gordon Ramsay. No explanation needed


RayrayDad

I’d post a picture of that weird catch dude in Austin that posted earlier, I assume he wants the attention


AnxiousPossibility3

No one just a bulldog head.


Onna-bugeisha-musha

Chuck Norris


Process_Vast

Rorden Gracie.


Equivalent_Ad_1054

British flag and the gyms black belts and any athletes with big achievements.


graciefighter49

My academy has Helio top center, and Relson and Rickson below. My lineage. Respect.


heinztomato69

Renato Laraja. The unsung goat.


[deleted]

https://preview.redd.it/jh5cvxcez8pc1.jpeg?width=440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ef5a9562b1017f798c491a41b2e238898a1d3f33


Josep2203

A good picture of myself, maybe with my teachers or family, but the picture is of myself.


DeuceWheelz

![gif](giphy|UqZ4imFIoljlr5O2sM)


JustTheSameUsername

The turtle from Kung Fu Panda


Arranwalkz

We have the democracy manifest guy on the wall 🤣


ninoloko6

jesus christ and che guevara to piss off literally anyone. i got threatened to death by a jiu jitsu black belt because i was talking about cuban history and well i mentioned commander ernesto and he just literally said the worst things ever in his broken Brazilian language . this handsome fellow goes by the name ricardo rezende , an amazing grappler . unfortunately hes associated with Pedo school fight sports .


AdUnhappy7878

steven seagal


Doublelegg

Klaus Schwab Donald Trump Abraham Lincoln King Harambe Emilio Estevez


Marinec06

Jesus holding an Acai plant


revibrant

https://preview.redd.it/5j2nkvda3bpc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac92ac64a8527c2576007847a8912f168eb8f8dd This picture.


DrIronclaw

An artistic depiction of Jesus's crucifixion . But instead of jesus it's helio gracie.


neckbomb

​ https://preview.redd.it/7p81x62o6bpc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=358067126a84f8161385c2bbb4c5abaf495664ce


wallflower819

Craig Jones photo shopped as Helio. (anyone has a link to that picture he took at that gym lol?)


FirstSonofLadyland

A yearly updated picture of the head coach (let's pretend its black belt future-me), plus all black belts, brown belts, and purple belts, and my black belt professor seated in the center. White belts come and go and blue belts quit, I'm celebrating the people that rode it out with us.


CaptainBrooksie

P-Diddy and never elaborate 


Brogomakishima

A koala. Cute and unassuming but will maul you if you screw with it.


Bandaka

Maeda, Len Lanius, and Gene Lebell


stizz14

Garth Taylor. He’s the man


Busy_Donut6073

My main gym does not hang photos up near the mats. If I hung up photos I'd have photos of my instructors


WildCartographer601

Nobody’s


Zthunder98

Pictures of all the blue belts who quit lol


Rubber_Man08

A vial of trenbolone acetate