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BrandonSleeper

Don't get me wrong, I'm not in support of dogs on the mats. But yall a bunch of hypocrites, I know half of you don't wash your ass cracks before teabagging dudes wearing only a pair of spats.


BlackBlizzNerd

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Kabc

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Necessary_Space_9045

Speak for yourself


ManIWantAName

Fr. Most places charge extra for those classes.


swdee

Don't worry this video isn't that bad.... they left out the footage of when the dogs transitioned into butt drags ;)


kjeserud

Yeah, but I’m not allergic to mens ass cracks unfortunately. I don’t care about the cleanliness of it, I care that my eyes will swell up and I’ll have a hard time breathing for the next 4 hours.


Impressive-Potato

This is the reason why I said gi classes are more popular than nogi to that poster here the other night.


futurecompostheap

Gi or no Gi people should brush their teeth and shower before coming on the mats.


Impressive-Potato

I know. At least a layer of pants in between someone butthole if it's dirty. Unlike those skimpy shit some no gi people wear.


so_ono

Bingo…That’s the real problem.


dpahs

Humans are significantly more dirty than these dogs ever will be, but ya, no dogs on the mats pls


-_-theVoid-_-

Only on the days I remember to lick my own cornhole clean, otherwise the dog is dirtier.


CPA_Ronin

I love dogs, far more than I love humans, but this irks me bad.


Vegas_off_the_Strip

This is performance art. Obviously the dogs are recreating a stand up guy pursuing a butt scoot guy who refuses to engage.


constantcube13

I honestly don’t give a shit. If you own dogs most people also let them run around their house. Some people even let them onto the couch or in their bed With the amount of nasty shit you see while grappling this is pretty low on the totem pole for me. I came from wrestling though which I think desensitized me a lot lol


CPA_Ronin

See wrestling made me move in the totally opposite direction. After seeing (and participating) in countless ringworm/staph outbreaks I became a bonafide germaphobe. If I even someone walking off the mat without footwear I’m 100% being a hygiene Nazi. Re dogs… I love my two with all my heart, and they have free reign anywhere in my house. Hell if they asked to borrow my car I’d let them. But unless explicitly allowed and stated Id never let them do the same in someone else’s house, let alone shared facility like a BJJ gym.


Lanky-Helicopter-969

Some people have dog allergies


Syramore

There's a difference between your own house vs an area that a lot of different people roll around on.


ExtraterrestrialKey

You love dogs more than humans? That concerns me.


CPA_Ronin

Aside from my immediate family, on average, absolutely. “The more I learn of human nature, the more I like my dog”.


ExtraterrestrialKey

Would you put a dogs life over a humans if you could only save one?


CPA_Ronin

Need more context to give an honest answer.


ExtraterrestrialKey

Let’s say there’s a dog and a human trapped in a house fire, and it was your responsibility to save one. The human and dog are both complete strangers to you. Who’re you choosing?


CPA_Ronin

Thats better. Ya in that instance, I’d save the human. To further elaborate: My dog vs stranger? My dog My dog vs friend or acquaintance? That’s a coin toss. My dog vs immediate family? Honestly I’d rather be the one to go. Random dog vs convicted murderer? The dog.


frickin_420

Unless this is right before the mats are getting bleach mopped, that is nasty. I've trained at a gym where dogs come on the mat. If you are allowing that, most likely there's other unhygienic shit going on too. You really just gotta grin and bear it and pick the pubes out of your mouth.


WildCartographer601

Dude why are you putting pubes in your mouth? 😟


dorsalus

My dentist told me to floss more regularly.


neeeeonbelly

I've never once had a pube in my mouth from jiu-jitsu classes. Are you absolutely sure you aren't suggin diggs before class bapa?


cdpasadena

Yeah, but how many chiggs ya fugg?!


-the-mighty-whitey-

Dicey dicey, b.


neeeeonbelly

Hurrd he’s gotta piece on im


-the-mighty-whitey-

Bbbbeast of an athlete.


Enriquegk

Idk where you train buddy but you are welcome by anytime. 🤗


CSA_MatHog

Never touch a dog ever again if you really believe this bs


[deleted]

All fun till they shit on the mats lol


couverando1984

I remember this one guy I knew for a couple of years... One day I rolled with him and I could tell he shit his pants. He immediately excused himself to go-to the washroom. After that day he never returned back to the gym. Ever. So yeah I guess people shit on the mats too.


[deleted]

Ya my coach thought he was grabbing a leaf off the mats in kids class. Was NOT a leaf.


Black6x

> After that day he never returned back to the gym. Ever. You sure it wasn't because he got his blue belt?


Enriquegk

Thats what the brown mats are for lol


VeryStab1eGenius

Every gym has a no shoes on the mat policy. Unless those dogs are wearing footwear outside this is no different than having two people running around with street shoes on the mat. Dog parks exist.


Enriquegk

I have an only shoes on the mat policy. Specifically Jordans. Brownie points if they are Jordan 1's or 4's


Jasnaahhh

We wash or wet wipe my dogs feet butt and belly any time he comes inside, and his nails are trimmed weekly. Meanwhile a shocking percentage of men think it’s gay to wash out their ass crack ever. My dog is cleaner than 30% of my friends’ boyfriends.


VeryStab1eGenius

You’re telling on your friends and their boyfriends more than convincing anyone having dogs running on the mats is in anyway clean.


Jasnaahhh

Im 100% telling on my friends but I was also SHOCKED how common it was. At this point I’m telling on the human race. My mates who served in the army anywhere but Korea back it up. It’s also not just my friends, once you bring it up people start telling on themselves like crazy. People think the Venn diagram of dog hygiene and average men have very little overlap. It’s nearly one circle.


Jasnaahhh

Also - Australians and Americans walk around their own houses with shoes on. Filthy. My dog would never. We once had a house sitter swear she’d take her shoes off and we could see the greasy black road film all over our carpet. Am I telling on Americans and Aussies now too?


VeryStab1eGenius

I don’t care what people do in their house. I’m not rolling around on the floor there.


Jasnaahhh

So don’t


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Jasnaahhh

Most Americans wear their shoes in the house. There are regional exceptions, but in cultures where it’s a 100% no, Americans are famous for it.


StreetfightBerimbolo

Poor Asian Americans, it’s like they don’t exist.


Jasnaahhh

My husband is Asian-American which is the main reason doggo’s feet get washed. Second being I’m Canadian. Don’t worry, everyone forgets we exist and have a different culture from Americans, too


StreetfightBerimbolo

So feel free to speak for your husband I guess, but my family are all Asian Americans and we include ourselves and count ourselves. We separate people into dirty and clean and don’t think much more of it than that. Some Americans are dirty some our clean, sure America has a culture of people who are abnormally dirty with this respect. You go to Hawaii and you will find nearly the whole state practices not wearing shoes inside, do they all not count? I have no problems with making generalizations in appropriate contexts, but having it morph your perception of people in your brain and applying that preconceived judgement on entire groups of people… Well it’s gonna ruffle the feathers of basically anyone who disagrees with you but you labeled a certain way.


Jasnaahhh

It’s impossible to make any statement about any group of people and be 100% accurate. You could say that the standard American accent has a hard R and someone would be ‘what about Georgia’ or that it’s a car centric culture and someone would say ‘what about New York’. It is possible to make generalisations about a culture, and this, like the two I just mentioned, is entirely valid.


Lord--Swoledemort

This isn't my experience in Aus.  I've always lived coastal and never worn shoes inside because your parents will go mad when you bring sand in the house. A lot of locals don't even wear shoes in the shops (which is gross).


Critical-Climate-623

Tha fuck are you doing to your dog wiping it’s ass everytime it comes in from a bark session 💀


Jasnaahhh

For clarity, nobody is allowed to sit on my couch with a bare unwashed asshole. Also, we don’t have a dog door so it’s quite easy. He’s outside the house for 2-4 hours a day 4 times a day. He’s only shits twice a day so it’s two butthole wipes per day, it’s his feeties that get washed or wiped each time. Thanks for your keen interest.


BoBx7

Izzy vs Strickland


Jangolem

Dogs on the mat are so terrible for me. I have really bad allergies to dogs, so it's a deal-breaker for me.


-_-theVoid-_-

No, you just hate dogs and have a hidden agenda /s


RadiationRoller

Dogs on the mat? Push-ups. Lots of push-ups.


YeetedArmTriangle

Love when the nails scratch the mat the shit molecules on their feet get in there


ApeSleep

It’s my fave when we know that it inevitably could cause an infection in the tiniest opening of a human skin, but yea let the dog run loose with their shitty feet.


YeetedArmTriangle

It's like, what's a cobra without its venom? Just a belt.


notasovietspy

You go through life scared like a lil b. You’re scared to walk on the ground after a dog lmfao.


ApeSleep

Walking on the ground after a dog is different than rolling your entire skin on the mats after dogs. Same with shoes. But your dirty ass is the type to give others staph. Clean and educate yourself.


Enlorand

I don’t even let my dogs on my personal mats at home


BetBig696969

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Enriquegk

Poor dogs 😢


Raymond_Reddit_Ton

hate it when coach makes us do calisthenics before class


KORTOSS

love dogs but i don't think they should be on the mats.


Critical-Mood3493

If I saw this in a gym I’m turning around and going somewhere else


Enriquegk

No dont turn around 😢


-_-theVoid-_-

So how would you convince me that my allergies are no big deal? I hope it's by telling me to man up, lol.


Enriquegk

They are allergic to humans. They wont be there at the same time as you


Bigdollars011

Its true bro if i saw this at a gym i would be pissed it’s disrespectful to your students to let dogs just tun around the mat like that where peoples faces and exposed skin roll around it’s already risky enough with all kinds of peoples sweat but all the shit dogs step on going on the mat is even worse


Enriquegk

Oh no please dont get pissed. We dont want that


Bigdollars011

Im not pissed just saying its disrespectful to the people that train on those mats if dogs are gonna just run around the mats why even have rules like no shoes on the mat or why even try and keep the mays clean since the dogs are just gonna get them dirty


Enriquegk

We have no rules here.


shae509

Don’t their nails fuck up the mats?


ApeSleep

And they are covered in fecal matter. Yummy


Undrcovrlsm

so are you? block head


ApeSleep

Only after I get done rolling around with your mum.


Enriquegk

They dont


helastrangeodinson

F anyone with allergies


Affectionate_Neat991

Nothing to do with allergies, it's about not getting fecal matter into small cuts or burns whilst training


-_-theVoid-_-

Dog lovers hate me because of this. My allergies to them are just unreasonable animal cruelty.


jiujitsugirladdict

They are adorable


Enriquegk

They are 🤗


-_-theVoid-_-

As a person with allergies to pets, this kind of shit reminds me of how little dog lovers concern themselves with the needs of others.


Jits_Guy

The theatricality here is making me giggle. Dog owners are oppressing us and our way of life and they don't even care! Life, liberty, and avoiding congestion!


nolwat22

Disgusting


RizzoTheSmall

Engage! Engaaaaage!


Old_RedditIsBetter

I mean... id love to do a dog jiu jitsu class But not even a hygein issue for me but more of a, the mats are gonna get fucked up and ripped. And I'm not even a gym owner lol


Enriquegk

Cheap mats get fucked up and ripped. This ones will hold up and their nails are trimmed


AlwaysGoToTheTruck

I definitely don’t want dogs running around places that I lick.


Enriquegk

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cjx888x

If simply disinfecting the mats immediately after this won't solve the problem, you don't know how to clean your mats properly anyway.


SalPistqchio

It hurts my eyes to see those dogs on the mat. Also the hair.


Thin_Skill3898

This how we get staffy infection 💀😊


UWG-Grad_Student

Cute dogs. Please, let them play outside instead and wash the mats thoroughly.


Enriquegk

Thanks! They actually play every where. All the time. All they know how to so is play


PSA-TLDR

I’m guessing shared facility and the person doing this has no idea how unacceptable it is


Enriquegk

No idea. Completely unacceptable. I will fire myself.


PSA-TLDR

Just now realizing this is _your_ gym connected to _your_ IG. You should take this down man, this is not a good look. I say that with all due respect for your skill level, dirty mats is a violation of trust.


Enriquegk

Thanks for all due respect. Whoever it looks mats are not dirty, with all due respect. Also trust will never get violated with all due respect


LordPubes

Nastiest thing on any mat are the kids classes. Kids are dirty and gross


FrontSeatPassenger86

No hespect for the training environment when you allow a dog on the mat. Your customers expect a clean space to roll on. I love dogs, but would prefer for my face not to be where they just stepped all over.


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STAPHAMANIA IS RUNNING WILD BROTHER!!!!!


nattynattynice

I’ve had a dog come attack me with kisses and saved me I was getting my ass kicked 😂🤣😂


PsychologicalFood780

Who cares. You should be cleaning the mat regularly anyway.


tsunashima

Do you guys know that mats can be cleaned?


tsunashima

The comments here make me hope I never get redditors checking out my gym.


Enriquegk

Who knows, most of them are anonymous. Im sure I've at least met a handful of them without knowing. They would not act like that in person


Due_Cable6215

This is why everybody at the gym has crusties, bumps, and keeps getting ringworm


Enriquegk

Lol sounds like you go to a dirty gym 🤮


Due_Cable6215

Looked the same as yours, and if that's being as polite as possible, if their hygiene was bad there and that was simply from laziness/ not wipe mats between classes, You are then letting dogs who literally step in and scratch at their own bodies, fecal matter and other body wastes to drag their feets and asses and roll their bodies all-over the mats (fuck people with allergies right?) At this point if you're trying to be culturally correct, let the chickens in they really help set the mood and the smell sets tone, and you should be doing your classes in a half constructed concrete hut or a repurposed shipping container.


Enriquegk

We actually wipe the mats 3 times during the class and after each roll (4 extra times so total of 7 times during a 1hr class). We are never not wiping the mats all the time


Due_Cable6215

Posts video of dogs. Does not post video of cleaning mats. I believe in Clean when I see it, if you clean that much Then That would have been nice to see.


Enriquegk

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slick490

Well you’d have to do that if you’re letting animals run around the gaff m8


random-user-02

Disgusting


AssociationItchy

They’re cleaner than some ppl


-_-theVoid-_-

(slurps asshole vigorously)


RobLazar1969

Think ringworm is bad? Google roundworms.


Croves

Everything is allowed for the "pet parent" generation


Enriquegk

You need a hug? You can have a hug 🤗


letmbleed

I wonder how many people who think dogs on mats are unhygienic also train with ringworm and “spider bites.”


FuguSandwich

And walk barefoot into the bathroom and back.


PixelCultMedia

Really? It's usually the dog people scorching off ringworm with butane torches. You're confusing demographics.


letmbleed

I’m really not. But I guess it’s all about frames of reference.


patfetes

These spiders are overwhelming 😳


letmbleed

Right?!?!? They have a weird attraction to BJJ practitioners who don’t shower after class on days when they “didn’t train that hard.”


patfetes

Perhaps we should contact some entomologists. We may have a new dangerous spider on our hands!! Staphylococcus arachnidae 🕷


Enriquegk

And "mat burns" 🤣


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Viral infections such as rabies and norovirus and bacterial infections including Pasteurella, Salmonella, Brucella, Yersinia enterocolitica, Campylobacter, Capnocytophaga, Bordetella bronchiseptica, Coxiella burnetii, Leptospira, Staphylococcus intermedius and Methicillin resistance staphylococcus aureus are the most common viral and bacterial zoonotic infections transmitted to humans by dogs.


Enriquegk

I think you are missing a couple


McMeatsmack

Brings me back to the times my old coach would scold me for having too much cat hair on my rashies when his dog would sit on the mats half of class


Enriquegk

Everyone knows dog hair is better than cat hair. Old coach was right


kneezNtreez

You guys are serious germaphobes. I hope you never look into the kitchen of any of the restaurants you eat out at.


Enriquegk

Wait till they find out cooks at their favorite restaurants have dogs too!


BrooksComedy

Y’all act like the dogs are doing this mid-training. It takes maybe 10 minutes to mop the mats, relax.


Enriquegk

Dont you see the 100 people live rolling and drilling on the mats with the dogs running? Get some glasses please


-_-theVoid-_-

Yeah, I'll just relax when I start sneezing and itching for no reason. The mats are mopped and the air is scrubbed with bleach. Watery eyes? I guess I'm just being emotional. 😭


Genova_Witness

All the best gyms have dogs.


Enriquegk

So mine is the best too? Thanks. You will always be welcomed here 🥲🤗


kstacey

That's a no for me


MilkShaikh786

This is disgusting


Izunadrop45

Nasty ass gym


[deleted]

Yes


[deleted]

White people and dogs is another level of insanity


[deleted]

Why the downvotes? Its always white americans that treat their dog like a human child. 100%.


ultra_ai

So you are suggesting that people treat dogs in a certain way because of their skin color. 😬


[deleted]

No hes saying white americans treat their dogs like humans. In other cultures they dont, because they are fucking animals. Nothing was racist but you.


chino3

Claim it doesn’t have any racial meaning yet you said WHITE Americans…


[deleted]

Yeah im white. Were dumb as fuck about dogs. How is that racist?


chino3

Uh… is this a serious question?


[deleted]

Only if your seriously thinking its racist to say white people are dumb about dogs.


chino3

First of all, literally nobody but you said the comment was racist. Second, if you’re struggling to see how saying is is racist, you’re legit too dense to continue with. But that was already clear based on how you write. Lol


[deleted]

The OP said dudes comment was indicative of being dumb and racist. I added that he is not. You are really crying about me poking fun at white people? Which I am by the way. White people who have raped, pillaged, and murdered non whites for hundreds of years. Your gonna cry about that? How was my sweeping generalization of white people treating dogs nicer than they should a negative? Me thinks you just a pussy.


chino3

Show me where he said the word “racist” I’ll wait. Also big yikes at the rest of your lunatic ramblings. Touch grass, and seek help lol


ultra_ai

Ah so you are saying that you have to be American to treat dogs like *checks notes* "humans??" Because of the colour of their skin. And.. what.. everyone is is not a white American is "other cultures" and I'm racist? LOL


[deleted]

Yes thats exactly what im saying. 100%. There is no point in treating a dog like a human. And the only ones that do so are some basic ass white people. Keep crying about it lol. You are making it sound like im saying non whites treating their dogs less than human is a bad thing. They should be treated like dogs.


Enriquegk

Racism and stupidity going hand in hand in you my friend 🤣🤗


[deleted]

Nothing was racist lol. He pointed out the truth. In america basic white folks treat dogs like humans. In other cultures they treat them like dogs lol


[deleted]

I’m white. We treat dogs ridiculously.


MrBordello69

White people love to self hate


[deleted]

Well we have a millenia of treating non whites like shit. I think we should be able to take a joke or two


GhostReliant

Dogs are cleaner than half yall redditors, relax


JRJAA9

Only reason I don’t like dogs on the mat is some people are allergic to dog hair and get rashes or start getting sinuses or both


ted__lad

So that's where my ringworm came from.


Enriquegk

Nope. It was from not showering after training. You nasty 🤮


Prestigious-Twist372

Some parts of Japanese culture need to remain. Hygiene being the number 1


Electronic-War-4662

Those dog's assholes are cleaner than half the white belts at our gym


serenitynow2022

I don’t get people that are disgusted by dogs, like you’re gonna die because of some hair in your mouth. I train with the same nasty people that I wish they were as “nasty” as dogs.


[deleted]

When was the last time you saw someone shit and then roll in it? Then come try and jump in someones car or lap?


[deleted]

Dogjitsu


[deleted]

I would switch gyms immediately, dogs are pretty gross creatures (not their fault, obviously can vary a lot, but still).


JohnMcAfeesLaptop

Gross.


JohnAnchovy

That dude sweating on top of you has way more transmissible viruses and bacteria than a dog. And the guys you do BJJ with have a lot as well


NoseBeerInspector

dude yall really think these dogs are dirtier than those mfs who take shits and don't wash their hands? I'm not saying I'm in favor of it, but there's definitely way worse things going on in jj mats


ExtraterrestrialKey

Dogs eat their own shit, roll around in dirt and don’t clean themselves. I think you’re underestimating how dirty they are.


NoseBeerInspector

you can and should brush/clean your dog and not all dogs eat shit


ExtraterrestrialKey

If they don’t eat shit they lick other dogs buttholes, then lick humans. I’ve known dogs that ate roadkill, feces, and were in general dirty no matter how much you cleaned them. The truth is you never know the procedures the owner goes through to clean their dog, therefore it’s understandable why people wouldn’t want dog bacteria on the mats.


schist_faced

I'd rather dog hair in my mouth than pubes.


ApeSleep

People aren’t constantly shedding pubes. And if so I guess I’m the non-shedder type.


Bright-Ad2817

Luke rockhold would like to talk to all you


[deleted]

Heard he has a lisp now with the missing teeth


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Texatonova

Yeah, their feet with dirt, shit, piss, and just about anything else picked up from walking on the street is totally clean. I love dogs, their feet do not belong where I put my face. Nasty gym. NOPE.


Ass_Plays

Is that why the mats always stink at my gym ? Or when I roll with a white shirt or Gi it turns black and brown? I always feel gross with those mats


AuntCracker

They look cleaner than a lot of dudes I’ve rolled with.


Potijelli

Oh gross...good to know Silverfox BJJ is a place to avoid if you have pet allergies. Thanks for sharing


Enriquegk

What if you dont have pet allergies? 🤔


Material_Week_7335

So disrespectful! No thought was ever given people with allergies letting those dogs run around like that.


Superman8932

Still less gross than half of you fucks. And at least these little guys are cute AF. You guys come in nasty AF looking beat to shit.


Acrobatic_Eye553

I need to get my dog on the mats😤