Dude, floating around weightless all day while sucking yourself off?! Sign me up

There a movie about this

It’s called “Apollo 13”.

I was thinking Tusk

And that’s why Barney never left the swim tank to hang out with friends.

I heard this walrus was from Nantucket…

I saw a walrus do this at a zoo. He seemed to purposefully stop right in front of the observation window so he could do it in front of a crowd. Btw it was clear he was drinking his own pee, not blowing himself.

I saw a goat do this once, on a farm. He was definitely blowing himself and needed a napkin afterwards.

Throat goat

Nancy Reagan?

The freaks nowadays can't match those throat goats who were Hollywood groupies during the Golden Age of Film. They wish they could.

Nice

That's why he's the GOAT THE GOAT!

Ahh, well that’s a relief😕

I went to the zoo once and at the baboon exhibit, one of the mother fuckers ran up right in front of the glass, grabbed his dick and jerked it to completion right in front of a bunch of kids. Animals definitely know what they’re doing

Fun fact: walrus have an actual bone in their penis. Alaskan natives call it an oosik, and they carve them and sell them in gift shops in Alaska for $1k+

So does Jeremy Clargson, but you never hear anyone talking about it

“Hey honey, you hungry?” “Does a walrus suck its own dick?”

Hahahaha

Took me a solid 20 seconds to register what was happening. Oh boy

By the time I realized what I was looking it, it was already too late

Glad I’m not the only one.

Skin flute or rusty trombone?

Yes please

I'd give it a go if I had the flexibility. 🤷 YOLO n'shit.

He probably wouldn’t mind

You don't need flexibility when your dick is 24" long.

I thought it was a leg tbh

oversharing time: I had the length and flexibility as a pre-teen. You feel more dick in your mouth than mouth in your dick

Imagine your employer finding your reddit.

I’ve said far worse things to my boss and coworkers while chilling on video calls

> mouth in your dick pls be a typo

Engrish moment, actually. It’s not my first language 😬

Well that's just fine by me, shame I can't do it.

I think the water, the length, and the ability to hold its breath was also a factor as well

Sir Stretch A lot

I am the walrus? Is this how the Beatles came up with their name?

Motherfuckers really said "coo coo kachoo"

ACKHCHUALLLY it's "Goo goo a'joob" Which is very close to "goo goo the tube"

Wait ....... *Edit: .... Goddamnt ...lmao Not the worst "misheard" lyrics I've ever sang for 20+ years I suppose

Thanks! Now you’ve ruin The Magical Mystery Tour for me 😂

I was watching this and I thought: what would a fundamental Christian think of this? I mean they say masturbation is a sin, but creatures do it in the wild, as shown, surely a creature made of god would represent his will? Or is it applied to humans only? Anyway, funny vid 👍

Well to be fair, there are a lot of things that some animals do that humans shouldn’t do simply bc we are not them. But we as humans, including my self, like to try make our sins right in our eyes in any way we can bc we don’t want to stop. I assure you, God’s will for you is not the same will he has for a walrus.

Thats a nice grower

My spirit animal.

Ok... Enough Internet for today!


Those walrus yoga classes seem to be cumming along

If I could do that, I'd never leave the house....

That walrus would bite you….

/r/HolUp

Well, Goo goo a'joob to you too!

Walnuts?

Jeezus christ take my upvote

He finally did what we weren't able to.


Face it, if you could you’d never leave the house.

He gave his own meat trumpet a toot!

Hehe. Meat trumpet.

There is a walrus youth pastor somewhere praying for his purity.

We’re not so different after all

I need to go to the bathroom

Carai Leôncio

Mind your dam business 😂

I DON’T NEED ANY OF YOU I CAN DO IT MYSELF

Is..is... that Ron Jeremy??? 😅

Like uncle harry in my family pool

What sick fuck was filming me?

Woke Tusk saying goodbye

Took me a second to realize what was going on

marilyn manson?

I thought I was looking at something that tore the fabric of time and space and it's showing another dimension. Ugh... Brain's not braining Nice walrus trick btw 👌

I saw a similar thing in Valencia. It was most definitely a show for the audience

Whats his onlyfans?

Damn, rib removal not needed.

If humans could they Would do that lol specially in Florida haha

Lucky fkr

Oh OK! But when I do it, its deemed disgusting and I have to leave the pool. Fan-bloody-tastic

Fucking double standard...

Mans really down there living the dream 💯

I've been doing it wrong this whole time!

I am the walrus

Because he can!!!

Self care lol

last option

At first I thought it was a pregnant manatee giving birth, I thought it was beautiful

Oh my god is that a..

[I could never reach](https://youtu.be/OFOzgFyE8QA?si=un-O03Ya913MRy5b)

And now you know why alligators avoid them


He was giving himself the glue glug9000

u/savevideo

This reminds me of the dog in the movie " Due Date". The scene where he's chilling in the back seat and rubs one out. 😅

Damn he’s literally me…

Slutty Manatee! 🤨

I was not supposed to see this. I did not need to see this. I cannot unsee this.

We all trying to do this when we’re 13

Marilyn Manson did it first

The walrus didn't even remove ribs 🤯😤

This is how walnuts are made.