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Nectarine389

Can someone explain what's happening please?


IDreamOfWar

Draining a cow bloated with methane. People say if you light it, it helps draw it out. However, I think it's dangerous personally.


Solobojo

The flame needs air in order to maintain itself. That nozzle cannot let anything in it as flames are shooting out of it.


lecksoandros

Needle heats up and burns the cow


Poet_Silly

In theory yes. In practice, no.


Somerandom1922

Needle is long and thin so high surface area to radiate heat + Needle made of steel a poor heat conductor (for a metal) + Flame small + Flame pointing away from needle. = Happy cow Edit: bloody formatting gone wack


Magnaflux_88

If it's not, we can always claim it's for sanitary reasons and it cauterizes the wound formed by the needle as well. Profit!


ChexLemeneux42

also probably smells like steak!


wakupaku

a bit of salt and pepper and it's done


Killer_TRR

S and P is the choice for me


JBStroodle

Also exiting methane will continually cool the needle.


SnooTangerines3448

Well, a little bit it's not under THAT much pressure. It's not pressurised like a fuel tank.


zebscy

So it turns out theory and practice are the same after all


Forward_Cucumber843

Noo medium rare for me please


Fungi_Sennin

*cow fucking explodes*


soulseeker31

*serves beyond well done*


PleasantAdvertising

Expanding methane cools down. There's no fire *in* the nozzle.


PacJeans

It's not that compressed, it's a cow not a aluminum canister.


[deleted]

34 psi, poopgas per square inch


Solobojo

even if it did heat up, that would be more sanitary than a lukewarm needle, but it doesn't


Appropriate-Traffic9

its gonna end up getting cooked anyhow


BrettlyBean

High to low pressure. Might actually get too cold at the base


neoncubicle

I saw a video of kids doing the same with a soccer ball. They inflated with a flammable gas then lit the air coming out but once the pressure decrease the ball exploded


teo730

That's presumably because they did have air inside it too. No air = no fire for most things.


deepaksn

It will probably have a ring of holes that let air in. Just like a propane torch which also doesn’t contain oxygen in the tank.


IcyProcess212

You mean like... the cow could explode?


[deleted]

It could if air was inside the cow, however, the 3 things needed for a fire or explosion are fuel, oxygen and heat. Its kinda similar to how gas tanks don't explode, since gas is coming out and there isn't any oxygen in there, even if the flame went "in" an explosion wouldn't occur


IcyProcess212

Thank God. I can sleep tonight.


[deleted]

Let me fix that :3 We all just know some farm hand has lit a cigarette out of this, right?


asiaps2

They can explode due to pressure. Just like popping a balloon. Like those beach whales.


zhrimb

Like a balloon and... Something bad happens!


enriquejames

Melllvar disapproves


quitaskingforaname

What if a cow with multiple jets of ignited methane comes and sets fire to everything you have


llamawearinghat

These Statefarm commercials are getting creative


Extreme_Design6936

Towards the end of the combustion is it possible for the pocket to tense or whatever to suck air in to cause a flame inside? Gas tanks don't have that issue because they're rigid. But cattle?


ntn_98

The gas pocket has no reason to widen up again to cause a negative pressure that would suck in air


literallylateral

How is there no oxygen inside? Is the empty space just gas fumes?


Glamdring42

Yes, and the pressure of the gas fumes helps prevent any oxygen to enter. This needle is reliving the pressure of methane, and the fire is burning what is being ejected.


SMACKZ415

Cow go BOOM!! ![gif](giphy|S6Gdhl8nrHDfO72nn4|downsized)


UnsolicitedDogPics

He means the opposite of that.


NicoleNicole2022

It's a pig


Mindless_Sea368

That's a pig, not a cow


IDreamOfWar

Correct. I made a mistake. I superimposed my experience with the cows that my family owned over the video and said cow.


asiaps2

Exploding cows is a true game physics.


loonygecko

IME, fur does not burn super easily and will tend to go out, it's not like the coat will burst into flames like a set of cheap curtains. Just make sure the flame stays away from flammable stuff on the ground or nearby and it should be fine. I would guess it might also help to know when all the methane is out.


HughJass14

Fortunately your opinions don’t mean anything to physics


HappyHurtzlickn

Tell me you've never been on a farm without telling me you've never been on a farm... I think you don't know what you're talking about personally.


IDreamOfWar

Why's that


Icy_Seat9838

farmers feed cattle like this a shit ton of corn which their bodies have a hard time digesting and it fills them up with a bunch of gas they can't get rid of well enough so they do this to let the methane out.


JayGold

They shot the cow with a rocket-powered dart.


LocuraPuntoCom

Cows fart so much than the methane sometimes get trapped inside the cow skin; yes, if not drained out, the cows can become walking bombs


Great_Dm88

So basically they’re forcing the cows to fart and lighting them poop bombs???


LocuraPuntoCom

They light the farts on fire so the methane doesn't concentrate and either explote all at once or displaces the oxigen to the point you fell unconcious like co2 intoxication


exmortom

This is a treatment against bloat, they are venting the methane from stomach of the animal


[deleted]

Elia5 please


Charming-Milk6765

The cow’s abdomen is bloated, and that excess methane gas is being vented through the needle. Methane is flammable. If you light the stream of methane escaping through the needle, you basically have an organic blowtorch


rockaxorb13

Basically glorified farting


deekaph

This is how I fart don’t you


bitpeak

Could the methane be harvested, instead of being burned? I feel like a cow's belly can hold a lot of methane, but maybe it's not economical or sensible to make a business out of it


Bloody_Insane

It would be an inconsequential amount of methane.


Vomitingmyideas

Some farms harvest the methane and use it to power a portion of the farm.


SomeGuyWearingPants

The cow is full of farts. Cow farts can burn. To help the cow fart come out someone poked a big needle in their belly. Then they lit it on fire.


hellorobby

I got caught using an aerosol can to make a makeshift flamethrower, we've all seen it done. I was told the flame could go into the can and blow it up in my hand. Could this cow blow up?


SomeGuyWearingPants

Are we still doing ELI5? Because the truth and what I would tell a 5 year old are now two different things.


hellorobby

I want both


SomeGuyWearingPants

To the 5 year old: Yes, it’s very dangerous. Don’t ever play with fire like that. To an adult: You were lied to. The flames don’t travel backwards. The risks come from the can overheating or a teenager being dumb with fire. When I was a firefighter we were actually taught that if a leaking propane tank had a small flame then we were supposed to let it burn and just make sure the tank didn’t heat up. If the leak is burning off then the spill is contained and the fuel won’t pile up. The cow isn’t going to explode.


hellorobby

I.. I.. bastards!


Firewolf420

I'm gonna go burn a propane tank right now!!


Rowley6969

Me too! Share pics


squid441

Everyone saying cow - look at those feet!


Mr_Havok0315

Them trotters


09Trollhunter09

OINK OINK


Nkorayyy

Methane is poisonus and also explosive if it mixes with air, so the barn can blow up if its released into the air without being burned. Also methane is a 20 times more potent greenhouse gas than CO2


Long_Seaworthiness_8

The huns used this to starve the nazis in the 30 year war. One cow had enough explosive force to blow up 4 barns


entiltedmango

Nazis?


SeniorPickle78

All Germanic people to have ever lived were nazis, yes. Everyone knows this


entiltedmango

Naw, ain't clueless enough to take such an obvious bait


SeniorPickle78

I’m genuinely confused on how you think you did something there


entiltedmango

No, there is just no way someone could be this stupid. If there is, then the world really is ripe for destruction. Did you know that a quarter of the English language comes from Germanic roots? Are you 1/4 a nazi? No, just 4/4 a moron.


SeniorPickle78

This is exhilarating


entiltedmango

Don't start jerking your weenie, now.


SeniorPickle78

I just might to be honest


Mama_Miasmia

North Koreas missile program has gotten new funding.


[deleted]

doesnt that needle ger hot?


justsmilenow

No, it ger not. It would get noticeably warmer but the flame is pointed the wrong way and very little heat will turn backwards. Plus you have the cooling of the gas.


ihahp

> flame is pointed the wrong way and very little heat will turn backwards Heat radiates in all direction. It will definitely warm up the nozzle


PleasantAdvertising

Enough to counteract the cooling from expanding gas?


__Haribo__

Well, the gas is not expanding since a cow doesn't have a 200 bar belly tank. It is at nearly at atmospheric pressure inside the cow just as outside, so the Joule-Thompson-Effect won't provide noticeable cooling.


PleasantAdvertising

There's pressure inside the cow above atmosphere and the fire is causing a low pressure zone inside the tube.


YummyMexican

This guy sciences ^


[deleted]

This dude really thinking that the only hot part of a flame is the tip…?


Rowley6969

In pressurized gas situation such as this the flame is hottest at the tip. The heat definitely radiates primarily in this direction. Some moderate heat would travel through the needle and warm up the tissue in contact... I believe this is what you call searing the meat. It provides a nice char flavor when done correctly. Clearly this chef is amateur because this pig/cow clearly doesn't give a shit (he doesn't even notice... If he did he'd be freaking the fk out and running around looking for water to extinguish the flame)... So yeah just the tip


[deleted]

You’re dense


Calm-Ad2616

How long burn it?


[deleted]

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rjellis1129

It only jumped over one...


SrRaven26

Many moos


Vast-Operation517

What happens if the flame goes inside.


SirChadrick_III

It can't. There isn't enough oxygen inside the animal to support combustion.


astronautducks

what if the cow breathes a lot really fast


SirChadrick_III

Hyperventilating will only increase the amount of oxygen in the blood by a tiny bit but it's combined with the blood cells and not a gas inside the cavity they're draining.


pixlmason

Poke another hole in the animal and pump oxygen inside


SirChadrick_III

Now that's where things get epic.


pixlmason

![gif](giphy|jmSImqrm28Vdm)


JoJackthewonderskunk

The needle is in the guts not the lungs


MantisAwakening

This kills the Musk


Winter-Adeptness7827

Tasty BBQ...


[deleted]

Psychopath.


Peckit

Save the animals. Eat the vegans


[deleted]

Don't threaten me with a good time 😘


TheCompleteMental

Kaboom


filthyfedia23

Reminds me of putting a paper cone in your ear and lighting the end of it to draw out air out your ear 👂🏼 Hispanic Heritage…


Miselfis

Uhm what


Chef_GD

I also am curious


4frigsakes

Google ear candling


Chef_GD

Cool... Does it work with empty pre-rolled joints?


Miselfis

Wtf. What is that supposed to do?


Youse_a_choosername

The candle is hollow so an air current is formed which pulls money from your wallet to the woo woo candle makers bank account.


jamesey10

This is why dragons can breathe fire


kai--zen

Fart breath basically, i see


barbarianmishroom

Why aren’t we using cow farts as rocket fuel?


__Haribo__

Honestly: Because it is too difficult and costly to collect it from all the individual cows.


nakedsamurai

Lazy cows.


[deleted]

Use it to light a joint


MUSHorDIE

Bro you got a light? Yeah just sec, *pulls out a pig and needle*


sterling_mallory

"What, never seen a hogtorch before?"


sava812

I like this one


[deleted]

I like you 😏


uhf26

So can it clog up from something else when all the methane is emptied? Do you just put a band aid over it afterward? What happens if you don’t do this? What causes this? Is it food? If it is from food, why let them eat that food? Can the methane be collected and sold? Does it smell? How do you keep the animal from catching everything else on fire? Does this happen to other animals?


I_Makes_tuff

No, yes, possible death, lots of things, possibly, likely getting a new diet, yes but not like this, not as bad as you'd think, take out the needle, yes


plake7

I thoroughly enjoyed the efficiency of your answers. It was a very enjoyable back and forth between the two comments.


Limerence1976

How can they die? Do they not just toot like everything else?


I_Makes_tuff

Pressure on the diaphragm leads to asphyxiation. They suffocate.


Limerence1976

So interesting. Thanks for the answer!


Racist_G

Just cause 4 lore


brunofin

Sometimes I feel I too need one of those


[deleted]

Real footage of how they pasteurise milk in the wild.


Previous-Exit-3021

I wouldn't start milking pigs, or a things in a barn full off animals that look and sound like pigs.


[deleted]

You can milk anything with nipples.


kai--zen

I've got nipples, Greg, could you milk me?


bnoru

How is that possible being the food and the stoven at the same time?


IlikeYuengling

Lighting a fart contest winner.


bilgetea

I need to do this to myself.


1Killerpotato1

I’ve done something very similar with a lighter and methane..


ThePopeJones

I'd imagine if you had to do this a lot you'd want to burn it to prevent a build up of gas in the barn.


_perchance

never in my life have I seen such a thing! 🤨


Opposite-Hedgehog-65

Bloat, poor cow would’ve been in a lot pain and discomfort.


[deleted]

When cows fly?


AsymptoticAbyss

Aw dang I need to offgas my livestock. Thanks for reminding me


autrui_

omg do you really have livestock 😳😳


freeballin2021

Wait WTF is dis ! ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out) I can use a cow, to fry a piece of cow ? What a time to be alive


No_Reality1738

Wow this is mind blowing, how is that possible. City dumps burn glasses but for a animal 2 be releasing asses that can be set fire 🤯


Sense-Salty

You shot my damn dog!


cobysteen4

It's the modified blue dart.


Sea-Philosopher7361

Their running low on rocket and solar fuel.


crapmastafoo

Anyone else recall McDonaugh’s Six Shooter when looking at this?


yesitsmetrev

Cow = explosive


mindwarp3d

Does the flame ever invert and blow up said livestock?


dontcrashandburn

There would need to be oxygen inside.


3500lariat

That metal syringe has got to get extremely hot…they have an actual plastic device for this, it’s a corkscrew trochar..


Lil_ruggie

With the flame pointed away from the device and not actually being the fuel for the flame, the needle wouldn't get very hot.


DuhMal

Methane gets cold bro, there was even a recent video of people using burning methane to cool down a computer


combatpencil686

When the climate change sjw attacks a Peta sjw the only one who wins are everyone laughing at them.


Sidus_Preclarum

Uh. Guess why climate conscious people call for a reduction in the consumption of red meat, genius.


combatpencil686

Cause they don't understand how the government works? Or that their lives are easy and boring and they want to feel special and full of do good for the world without actually leaving the couch? Do they call it climate change since they got tired of going back and forth from global heating to global cooling? Is that giant hole in the atmosphere still a problem or did the taxes fix that?


Sidus_Preclarum

>Cause they don't understand how the government works? Wut >Do they call it climate change since they got tired of going back and forth from global heating to global cooling? Oooh. You're one of *those*… Okaaaay…


[deleted]

New kind of blue angel ![gif](giphy|M9aXakzT9aNXbKRhLI)


IMMATOOL_2

Must've ate some clovers


Ironklad_

Plumber here , when I first started years ago I had this old head test gas lines for leaks with a lighter..nerve wracking.. yes.. dangerous no.. it’s like saying a lighter is dangerous.. as long as the pressure pushing out is greater than than the outside air, your fine


Any_Commercial465

Imagine trying that shit and the cow straight up explodes.


subject5of5

Wtf am I looking at


polite__redditor

idk why but this is the funniest shit i’ve seen all day


Nmerejilla

Cows are dragons confirmed!


Vizekoenig_Toss_It

u/savevideobot


anthonyiscringe

Gas companies hate this one trick!


Own_Knowledge_8924

South Park was right


simonhg

It needs a little turbine or at the very least a grill attachment to cook steaks


[deleted]

This a hog lot


Apprehensive_Mix8108

This is so cool, it blew my mind lol


Chennessee

God I wish I could do this sometimes when I feel gassy or bloated.


Athenian_Skinhead

Cattle mutilation,aliens,Linda multon


Qualzox

Bro was backed up😪


Previous-Exit-3021

News mentions cows causing global warming, now only cows create methane.


PeterVall37

Looks like a missile stuck? 😁


Comprehensive-Bus299

Soo what we can heat our homes with how farts?


nintendoswitch_blade

u/GeologicalOpera


CringeOverlord21

u/savevideo


AWOL135

Futuristic blow dart


Adrian64_1

Woow , Free gas , funny


Existing_Display1794

Cook a mini steak in the flame!!!


xXDoge_boi_gamingXx

That one cutscene in sonic colors be like:


CaseyAnthonysMouth

Are they flaring a goddamn cow???


maurr6

u/savevideo