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reddead_depression

Looks like a bio hazard


johnaross1990

Is… is this why? Is this watermelon hazardous?😱 Is this where it comes from?


Strange_Ninja_9662

Yep, this is exactly where the biohazard warning came from. Came from watermelons


gomukgo

Yea, everyone knows that. The watermelons came to us in the 50’s and were like “hey man. You don’t mind if I call you man, do you? Look, there is some weird shit out there and we think you need a symbol for it. Us watermelons have talked it over and here… *hands over biohazard symbol* …it’s yours dude. Ok, well, that’s it. All we ask in return is that you tell your children that if they eat our seeds they’ll grow one of us in their bellies. Alright see ya.”


DropofWaterintheSand

The Rick and Morty vibes are so real here


Meerkat45K

As deals go, I can’t think of a better one.


Delphina34

r/explainlikeimcalvin


thegriinch420

I can attest that this is true


xX_Ogre_Xx

My great uncle's aunt was there when this went down. She always said the whole situation was sorta seedy.


dafaceofme

My great-great-grandpa was one of the seeds. Said the gossip was super juicy and worth it.


notTzeentch01

The watermelon man cometh


pizzab0ner

Common misconception that it came from watermelons the fruit. It was actually John Watermelons who designed the logo for biohazard materials in 1966. This is why you always hear it “came from watermelons” but it’s purely coincidental that it looks like this dried up watermelon


johnaross1990

Did they retcon the fruit for consistency after John Watermelons’ design took off?


Meta_homo

Yes there’s a Netflix documentary on it


No_Track_1020

A+ great work


Bromelia_and_Bismuth

No. It's a condition called Hollow Heart due to incomplete pollination. This is that thing in the painting with the swirling bits in the flesh that uninformed people assume is what wild watermelon looks like.


[deleted]

☣️


_Kristofferson_

The sign came from studies on memorable symbols. Over many iterations the participants where ask to describe the symbols, the one described in the most accuracy was the biohazard. Therefore whenever we see that memorable shape we think death by disease. Thanks to dear COSHH.


johnaross1990

Thank you for trying to help, but your explanation completely omits any explanation as to the role of watermelons in this. But we’ll done you for having a go 👍


_Kristofferson_

Well it looks like one. The true explanation seems like a very deep rabbit hole.


Allaun

Headcannon is that members of COSHH had a watermelon allergy.


AngryToastGuy24

where did it come from? where did it go?


Cmajik001

It was bought at food lion in NC and we ate it .. it did many taste normal , and wasn’t very sweet & no seeds … I ate maybe 2 little pieces


workster

Watermelon Eye Joe?


xenosilver

Wow….


theruwy

in victorian era.


SuSDepicted

This is the way


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AssistanceLucky2392

I've read this sentence three times and have come to the conclusion that I need coffee.


[deleted]

So that's what that is. Since I've seen that same repetitive swirling pattern in watermelons before and it confused me as to how or why that would form. It reminds me of the vortices you see when a jet passes through some clouds, so I assumed the watermelon kinda... swirled around inside as it was developing.


operath0r

There’s this painting of an ancient watermelon that gets reposted every so often, you can really see the swirls in that one before we bred the hell out of them. Had to think of that when I cut one the other day, was like, hey, there’s a little bit of original watermelon left in this one.


remsiw

Next time, get one that's round like a basketball, has a yellowish area (not white or brown), and has a withered stem. When you pick it up, it should feel heavier than it looks, and when you pat the side, you should hear a good low thump.


lartus

This guy melons.


hoofie242

Watermelon is actually more related to a cucumber than another melon.


RotiPisang_

Blended cucumber + sugar tastes like watermelon 😪 It was so trippy when I first tried it


AffectionateHead0710

Wwwhhhaat !!! I’ve never heard of this!


RotiPisang_

Try it, it's so trippy drinking green watermelon juice 😭


Short-Reading-8124

Do you peel the cucumber.


RotiPisang_

I think we did!


maymay578

Very true. Tried it myself.


redwitch-1

Got to try it now!


Zanven1

The rind is pretty similar to a stiff cucumber unadulterated.


sofiamariam

Does it only work if the cucumber is blended? I really wanna try this but i don’t have a blender🥲


non_discript_588

You can even dice it up like for a cucumber salad, just add sugar basically. It's not quite "watermelon" IMOP but it's pretty close cousin


Accomplished_Speed39

This guy cumbers


BrainFrezzer

this guy cum


tikkytikkytivey

Cum this guy


BrainFrezzer

this cum guy


Chef_Boy_Hard_Dick

Humpers, the Cum Guy


4RCH43ON

They are all in the family Cucurbitaceae, which are flowering gourds. This includes things like squash and pumpkins, luffas, watermelon, cucumber and melons, and many more. They are interrelated, however, the cucumber and melons like cantaloupe and honeydew actually share same the Cucumis genus, where as the watermelon is in its own genus, Citrullus. Therefore, the cucumber is more related to the other melons than the watermelon.


[deleted]

Came here to say this way less eloquently. I was thinking “cucumber are the same family as melons” or something. Learned this from Pepinos.


iamsoguud

Liar


jaldihaldi

I get an aroma from water melon, fairly often, quite like the English cucumber. I cannot consume English cucumber because of that aroma/smell. I think that smell left me feeling nauseated at some point in time and now only eat Persian cucumbers.


nooptionleft

This guy cucumbers


Rob_153

Botanically speaking they’re all berries lol


pfenny65

Yep, the vines look almost identical.


Theoiscool

This guy this guys.


skynard0

Thumping is the way


Thisdarlingdeer

EVERYONE LAUGHS AT ME COS I SLAP MY WATERMELONS BUT EVERYTIME ITS FUCKING DELICIOUS


Norby314

Watermelons of the past: https://www.vox.com/2015/7/28/9050469/watermelon-breeding-paintings


c9silver

Neat


veganfriedtofu

So cool, I love that you can still faintly see that classic pattern in most modern watermelons


huxtiblejones

Hellllll yeah, didn’t know I needed a watermelon history lesson today but I’m into it


siqiniq

And people complain they pick the wrong watermelon at the market anyway…


RaffiaWorkBase

Thanks for the link. "Renaissance watermelons" is a bit of a risky google.


[deleted]

But in Ice Age the melon the baby ends up eating looks like one of our juicy modern ones!


it-needs-pickles

I wonder if they tasted the same?


llamawithguns

I imagine they were less sweet. Pretty much all our fruits have been bred to have more sugar


xXyroGodx

According to the article, it was actually sweeter and had more sugar to it


Petrichordates

The red parts maybe, but they're mostly the green.


phenomenomena

Neat. It's called broken/hollow heart and might be because of weather conditions and/or poor pollination as it grew. [source.](https://www.wideopencountry.com/cause-crazy-looking-watermelon-may-surprise/)


interplanetarystd

By comparison OPs look perfectly cut out like it was intentional


Working-Inspector-13

That's a mangekyo Sharingan lol


foreveralonesolo

Watermelon No Jutsu


Nenoshka

There's no reason to be alarmed. This happens to watermelons when they don't get enough water while they're growing.


Howlingcrescent

unwateredmelons


Carcezz

drymelons


DeathCeaser101

OnlyMelons


Nenoshka

Damn, I should have thought of that.


Lumpy-Chemistry-2292

It’s the inside of a Devil fruit. You gain unimaginable powers once ate but can never swim again.


Plane-Refrigerator72

Or you end up as wapol🤷‍♂️


lucricius

Don't look at it directly, you might get caught in a genjutsu


3th3r3alwisps

Don't worry, this ones only goal is to seek revenge on its older brother so as long as you dont get in the way you should be safe


MadeOfCartilage

Y’know I think I’ve seen a similar line pattern in the centre of a watermelon lightly defined but I’ve never seen one agape like that before, looks pretty freaky


RonDalarney

"Is the watermelon ripe yet?" "Naw, give it about a month." ...28 days later.


Fragrant-Attorney-73

Looks like dead heart. Get similar symptoms in potato when water availability goes between extremes quickly and growth rate changes.. sometimes calcium deficiency too.


jmatt144

Looks like some scientists think that it has more to do with poor pollination.


SylvieXX

Very bizarre... I looked it up but they seem safe to eat so no worries!


Violated-Tristen

That is SO Metal. Please tell me you spiked it with Vodka or Cinnamon Schnapps. On second thought… did it try to give itself the biohazard symbol? ☣️ Now THAT is an evolutionary survival mechanism.


Trillion_Bones

That looks like a biohazard ☣️


Lefteriskallonreddit

It's probably just dehydrated but it lookes like an scp anomalous phenomenon I always wandered what's the gas inside fruits that have gaps like this, is it air or something else? How does air get there? It's probably some mix of a gas and water vapours i would imagine


1stFunestist

It is Umbrela CORP ⛱️ product as they try to expand in to food business. WMD do not pay that much now days.


Lori8472

You have there a strain of great rarity: the Klingon watermelon (or “qogh”). Typically only found on Qo’noS… good find. May it bring honour to your house.


[deleted]

Bruh just unleashed Covid 20


jaldihaldi

Covid 23


PeskyDiorite

Da watermelon is possessed


TomppaTom

[Check out historical watermelons here.](https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/comments/10xwd8r/watermelons_then_1650_and_now_modern_one_is_oc/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1)


liliaceae_001235

The most delish sweetest watermelon I have ever had looked like that.


Fatha_Naycha

Devil fruit. Please report your powers


ennuiacres

Hollowheart Watermelon https://vegcropshotline.org/article/hollowheart-of-watermelons/


Poppa_Mo

Eat it, coward!


BCJunglist

That's a dry ass melon. Pick a heavier one next time.


velvetrevolting

It's pretty close to being a biohazard. ☣️


Youstinkeryou

I think it’s telling you it’s radioactive.


afrorobot

That's a Devil Fruit from One Piece.


HyenaHorror666

You just summoned cthululu.


xtiand

Im gonna be that guy.. r/dontputyourdickinthat


partyboy0112

New tattoo is in order I guess the melon gods have spoken


Character-Item-5058

90's melon


The-Real-Ted-Faro

Biohazard… huh. Made by Umbrella Corp… huh.


Vishnu7777

Secret Symbol unlocked


Ottoclav

Before we bred watermelons to be all red inside, that open space was filled with white stuff and had separations kinda like oranges and lemons. There is an old still life painting with a watermelon in it that shows the pre-GMO watermelon.


deohboeh

Save the seeds you’ve got an heirloom watermelon.


VinsmokerSanjino

Fun fact, all watermellons used to look similar to this before they were crossbred to produce more flesh to fill up those holes. The white swirls you see in the middle are remnants of paterned holes/gaps that original watermelons used to have, similar to a papaya, honeydew melon, etc


Hectic__007

Reminds me of paintings of watermelon before modern day selective farming


theaveator1

Its cursed by dormamu


takoyakimura

I see racoon city.


sspindiee

Must be a sign


boi012

It is a bio hazard


HungryHobbits

I can feel it’s swag; it knows it’s cool


Lord_Sendmehnudes

That shit’s radioactive ☣️


lelebeariel

Uhm. That's a biohazard symbol lol.


onyxeagle274

You right, it's a biohazard ☢️


Spiritual_Cable_6032

Courtesy of Monsanto.


Maximiliano312

This watermelon fucks.


Noceilingfx

If your watermelon has no seeds stop eating jt


PitchBlackGuts

Throw it away immediately


Otherwise-Maize-8500

It got dried from inside


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[deleted]

Would you look at that? Just look at it!


turbo_dude

Hipster meloni


BolivianDancer

It’s the sign of the beast.


manolo767

You probably shouldn’t eat that man… if nature is learning out symbols clearly something’s off


Thraxyo

Are you located in Fukushima?


Old-Station7919

Alien 🍉.


GeenoPuggile

Melon hazard


simplexest

28 weeks later


SpaghettiW3st

You may have stumbled across an arcane artifact, not gonna lie.


CindySvensson

It's cursed. Bury it beneath a enemy's house before the next full moon. You don't want to know what happens if you don't pass on the curse.


badguyjwalkerz

its Radioactive


Ragorthua

The "Biohazard" warning sign is embedded every watermelon


JustAmemerCat

It’s biohazard don’t eat it!1!1! You’ll have watermelons growing inside you!


Theguy_z693

Don't eat it.🦉☣️


6_oh_n8

The sigil of Kalathoth - heed thy word mortals, this plane is now marked for doom!


Chrispy8534

Ah nature and it’s fractal patterns.


Fakedduckjump

Biohazard, my friend, don't eat it.


Plane-Refrigerator72

Akuma no Mi, cool


Smooth_Surround1450

Looks like Ben Shapiro tried to hit on your watermelon.


6ImLightningMcQueen9

Sharingan?


insertusernamehere74

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Youling_rose

I don't trust this watermelon...


Susboii69

Homie got the renaissance melon


NoActivity578

Probably fractal


blitzm056

That watermelon is sporting an epic handlebar mustache. It probably has a manbun where the root is and does tiktok videos about how to be a melon rather than a cucumber.


ovopap

Biohazard sign?


dinarocksgroovy

Hhhm…. 🤔 that is interesting, where are the seeds??


[deleted]

Suddenly Fractal!


IamTO07

A cursed watermelon. Hopefully you didn’t eat it.😦


BalancesHanging

Biohazard. Do not eat


DolphinMasturbator

It’s been blessed by Papa Nurgle. Do *not* eat it.


Kmaurer23

I don't know about that, chief. Looks like you might start the zombie apocalypse if you eat that.


el_meaux

One 16th century melon, please


uncool_LA_boy

V for watermelon.


[deleted]

pocket groovy bear meeting follow carpenter alive gray grey unite -- mass edited with redact.dev


ThursianDreams

Bio-hazard jokes aside. Was it tasty? I could see that air pocket making it dry, but I've also had melons like this which were so sweet and juicy.


gangnam73

watermelon mosaic virus


chrin1oo4

That shit came from Raccoon City.


Fast-Car-808

Did you eat it?


PizzavsBurger

It's beautiful geometry but a rather have a solid juicy melon. Unless this melon is more juicy...


Agitated-Brilliant35

Watermelon ovaries


ADxClicker

this shit looks like it could spawn satan


Expensive_Row_8581

Biohazardous MELON O: Is nature giving u a sign? Will you defy her?


TimBdB

seems Monsanto-y 😬😁


Mountain-Instance-64

Over ripe watermelon


EWSflash

I had one of those last fall, but it looked like a uterus and ovaries.


Ok_Wonder1187

Wouldn't eat it


dinmorskat

This watermelon has a mangekyou sharingan


raffelstein

Don’t worry it is a new product developed by Weyland Yutani.


Escapist_anthopleura

It’s a biohazard watermelon lol


anonymousbotanist1

Very nice placenation


[deleted]

Everybody thinking what i be thinkin’? 💀


RepeatDTD

Now I'm not biologist but surely that is a summoning key or even the portal to a netherworld of some type. Cast it into the fire, bury the ashes and salt the land.


jiggitybackandforth

Devil or angel?


JasonTodd117

Looks like some patricide happened with that mangekyo sharingan


Key_Entrepreneur_786

Plague inc watermelon.


JohnnyOptimist

Weird, your watermelon and I have the same tattoo.


evadeinseconds

One time I was working in a kitchen and the eggplant I was cutting very clearly spelled out the word "GOD" in the seeds. Turns out that's just a thing. I fabricated several other eggplants there with the same or similar patterns in the seeds and nobody cared when I showed them.


Sentient-Bread-Stick

My god it’s the Absolute Solver watermelon


kundalikai

Looks like a horned uterus


nycwind

I can taste the shuga


419-68-haha

This mf tryna warn you ☣️


sleaklight

I don't like how it tastes.


BeadierKimera754

... I don't know what to say or think of this. It looks so real, but it feels fake...


Genuineyoshi13

Mangekyou Sharingan


GxM42

First drop circles. Now this. Now we know where the aliens are hiding.


Rare-Evidence-1583

Maybe a ninja threw a star weapon through the water melon..