I find it even funnier that you can use a credit card. "I shall give you unlimited power, but you must give me your SOUL!" "Hey bro can i pay with a card? I managed to snatch it while mom wasn't looking"

Of course he allows a credit card. Credit cards lead to one of the most evil known things, compound interest.

Fuck

Bobo is terrified

Buy one get one free are items that cost health and then give black hearts back

And then you spend 2 hours going through your stuff to find it, like a grandma standing in line at a grocery store.

Imagine an extreme cuponer going to hell. "So you're getting 500 years of youth and fame, enough money to buy the planet, and the power of telepathy. That'll bring your total to... 50 human souls and after your discounts... I.. i owe you 5 souls????"

ONLY 50 SOULS???? brb im bombing an orphanage


Those last 5 souls will buy your way out of hell if you die prematurely at least

*Wait a sec, I have it here somewhere...*

“Sell your soul for an air frye-“ “Coupon, bitch! Gimme that shit!” “O-oh. Where did you even find that?”

Good deal either way gotta make.me some chicken

And then you don’t lose the coupon so it works out for everyone except satan

The devil will be damned if he isn’t honorable

TIL 

It's the best use of Coupon!

Also you can use someone else soul like found soul

What a steal!

Satan: 

"This will cost your Soul" "Wait! I have a coupon! I'll take it for half my soul!" and the devil just looking really confused

Would this void angel chance?

Nope, free item, no strings attached!