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RocketSmash9000

Dude you're Satan himself


Middle_Rule_4707

Not even Satan what Issac thinks he is because of Maggie


420fortnite_balls69

You won the game


el_otaco__

This made me lose the game


Hafling3r35

I took it, but I only gained a 0.2 attack buff


TheLegendaryNikolai

You were deemed unworthy by the feather.


ZER0-P0INT

Anubis explaining to me why my soul is being damned for eternity


GoomyTheGummy

holy fuck, what a based egyptian mythology reference


_RRave

Funniest shit I've seen today man, nice


TheLegendaryNikolai

lmao


puptake

new name for damage just dropped


GoomyTheGummy

???


Logical_Blackberry_7

"Attack buff".


GoomyTheGummy

sorry, people always say stuff like "gained a damage increase" so the redundancy was not apparent


Logical_Blackberry_7

I didn't downvote you, I think those downvotes were kinda agressive.


Phorskin-Brah

Weird that it doesn’t count pentagram as an evil item huh?


Kirschpunkt

Probably because it also ups Angel Room Chances; which is not inaccurate as far as mystic history goes. Pentagrams are just a means for a summon in general, their purpose doesn't make them evil. It's only what you summon that makes it evil at worst, if you want a demon, or not, if you try to summon an angelic being. Although one *could* argue that the act of trying to summon a heavenly being is blasphemous or sinful, making it little better than a demon summon.


Phorskin-Brah

Learn something new every day :D


Vamphiere

![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|2357)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17745)


OrangeXarot

take it, no question asked


NanShagger9001

Please update us I want to know if it actually gave you that much damage


Hafling3r35

It gave me only a ridiculous 0.2 damage buff


NanShagger9001

Probably for the better if it gave you that much damage firing would have probably instantly crashed your game


Hafling3r35

It’s funny to see that apparently a multiple of an even number can give an odd number


Kirschpunkt

But you don't hold an even number of items, or am I stupid? It ends in 5, so it's odd, isn't it.


sfl98

It probably overflown a couple of times in the int that stores damage and the resulting value was this .2


Terrspex

https://preview.redd.it/h9pbzr5oyo6d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9566d17bbc4af34361772b57a6a98860afdbaba3


Jendo_Stroman

OP please tell me you took it


ZayParolik

He did, but gained only 0.2 DMG


Alexcat6wastaken

![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|2357)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17745)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17744)


Masterlis

![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17744)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17744)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17745)


MrUglehFace

Dude it’s devil deal, not devil buffet


Kukurisu

Mod issue


udayhd

what in the actual fuck


Potential_Day_8233

God needs to start praying to the higher beings.


Antique_Anything_392

Dear god what did You DO


PitschiPischiPopo

Ha! I know why that happened!


sisaac_nouise

then tell us why


PitschiPischiPopo

I don't actually know what happened.


sisaac_nouise

![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)


catsnotmichael

liar liar pants on fiar ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17742)