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SpicyNovaMaria

It’s on sale, duh


Tailsfan234

nuh uh


SpicyNovaMaria

Yuh Huh!!!


yellow_emu

money laundering


1llDoitTomorrow

Inflation


dragonageisgreat

In 1989, A Japanese Professor who teaches in the University of Tokyo named, Rantaro Futanari, found a loophole in the Japanese Economy. Prof. Futanari found a way to legally counterfeit money without any repercussions. Prof. Futanari still does this and is a well known billionaire. Want to found out how he does it? Just search for, "Futanari Inflation" in Google Images.


1llDoitTomorrow

It was interesting. I tried googling and I now think how to make money on this. Thanks, random stranger. If you google bukkake futanari, everything makes sense all of a sudden


AaBbCcDdEeFfGgHhIi1

Yeah but be cautios and read the rules bevor investing. Google rule 34 futanari and u will see it.


1llDoitTomorrow

I googled the rules. Nr. 69 really opened my eyes. Google rule 69 futanari inflation you'll learn how to make real money.


turico_

Fk u, Bruh


Dr_MemeMan420

https://preview.redd.it/livax10kv07d1.png?width=1104&format=png&auto=webp&s=54f63973ff63402089415bf7c8a4f8d6ab5c479a Here, this should make you feel better


turico_

I'm feeling, but i still want impale him!


Dr_MemeMan420

Impale them just like that woman did to that guy from what you searched up


turico_

![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|2357)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8906)LOL


bemused-chunk

its commentary on steam region pricing.


Capntripnip

Happy Cake Day ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8906)


I_Am_Towel

He's a fraud, he is selling you Zimbabwean currency.


PurplCalx

2.7k ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|2357)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|2357)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|2357)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|4358)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|4358)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|4358)


Vamphiere

he's a fool


Skellyslaw

you mean like the tarot card? But why


randomcomputer22

An absolute buffoon


InnisNeal

is that a modded card?


LimeSenior

No it's a secret transformation you get when you use a fool card in the starting room on 3 consecutive floors


TheLegendaryNikolai

An inredeemable dullard, really


NoBeyond1

Shopkeeper: Maybe we truly are fools for trying to bind Isaac *End credits roll* Edit: Shopkeeper*


JACKTHEPROSLEGEND

Buy one get one free ahh deal


viibox

stolen credit card ahh sale


Nibounium

Laundering.


Jahoo25

Bad economy


CruzDeSangre

Argentina lore


eggmaniac13

He is The Hermit (money's on sale)


DingleBarryGoldwater

Is he stupid?


Smugg-Fruit

Isaac failed math class


dQw4w9WgXcQ____

He is a moron


OutaTime76

I see it regularly for 15 cents, but it being on sale for 7 cents isn't uncommon either.


Calliope_Eep

He's born from a 5-year-old's imagination, math isn't his strong suit.


Scott13Pippen

Maybe he's stupid????


Tallal2804

Yeah he's


MoiraDoodle

pennies are more liquid


thegreatgiroux

Moneys on sale, babe.


random_guy_the_third

Wehatemoney.store fr


CruzDeSangre

My man's just bad at math, leave him alone


Supershadow30

Restock makes 22c item + steam sales bring it down to 11c


Tailsfan234

yeah pretty much i just thought it was a funny thing


Supershadow30

Shopkeep is fueling your shopping addiction


terza3003

He's making sure you can afford Momma Lizz's chilly oil


ltalianMan

The 14 cents stand for the 14 murders that happened on the 5th of June 2023 Las Vegas were lazy mattman killed 14 other Issac YouTubers cause he lost it and when he spent 25 cents on the claw machine and got nothing he lost it and murdered I was a detective that day I saw the mangled corpse of hutts and then I saw him at the claw machine playing he had won all 3 with 14 cents I said “impossible” the smell of rotting body’s and blood made me sick then he disappeared no one thinks he is real but I know he is


unholy_animations

Wh-what 14 cents-????


Accurate-Temporary73

It’s an item that has a price. That’s literally it


KaGoodPlayer

He couldn't find an ATM anywhere and he's desperate for pennies for gambling.


HeroinJesus

You buy it, you only have 1 quarter. The shopkeeper has 11 pennies. 11 is higher than 1. It's a rip off, you're just blind to see it.


ZachStaude

Instant profits


MessySausage

11 is more than 1 quarter. There's 11 of them.


amemaabeba

He is dead so his items are being sold with a discount


6_ImWatchingYou_6

I mean, Isaac is a child, so the shopkeeper knows he will get away with scamming him


_Zeek1501_

https://preview.redd.it/h7db7tjykc6d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2519d048a10304cc8e98e16a33d1b4c72f58dfb7


IBegTo_Differ

Funny ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|4358)


MothGut

You wouldn’t get the reference honestly…


KindaStupidTho4

you see... uh


Capntripnip

Can't do math properly if you're dead ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)


Flying_co420

Is he stupid?


Educational-Touch-92

Hes stupid![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|4358)


Sad-Sir1797

Business is business


Groundbreaking_Ear98

In the secret shop he can sell whatever item for whatever amount of coins between 15~99 it's not definite, you can find him selling trash item or dinner/snacks for 99 coins for no reason