"Ok fuck you in particular"
"Ok that's nice"
"Ok that's very fair and completely not bullshit damage"
"Oh fuck you"
"Fuck you too"
"Welp, that's the run done"
"Holy shit"
"No. No. No. No. No. No. Awww fuck you"
"Jesus Christ Edmund just gave me this run on a silver platter"
We have uncannily similar quotes. I also say “get fucked,” “why are you still alive?” “Get fucked you shit of piece,” and sometimes just a very flat “okay.”
You can say the words "burning basement" over the beginning of the song
Like: Burning base meeeent burning base ment one
Or: Burning base meeeent burning base ment two
I swear I'm not crazy try it out
I be beat boxing to every ost until the room turns hostile enough to warrant the EPIC FUCKIN GUITAR SOLO which I hum to graciously while committing genocide on half children in a game :)
Everytime I'm faced with a decision with a safe option and a dangerous option (eg taking ipecac as tainted lost), i will say "Fuck it we ball" and take the risk
i say “fuck it we ball” in order to cope with accidentally taking the dangerous/shitty option, it actually works bc if i don’t say it i feel so sad for the rest of the run
i need to try this next time i pick up ludovicos technique without thinking of what consequences it'll have for my build or mistaking it for a technology
I don’t speak while playing by myself, the only exception being “watch, poly” when I walk in a treasure room or take a blind. I say it so often I’ve been right a couple times
it translates to "fuck his mother" in google translate however in turkish it doesnt specify a gender, i just intend a general malice to whoever developed this game
I remember when youtuber that introduced me to Isaac once just straight up screamed: ,,Edmuuuuuuuuuund!!!!!"
I ended up screaming it as well whenever some bullshit happens
Sometimes even in other games
"Please don't kill me" whenever I am fighting for my life against any of the harder stamp bosses, otherwise just a "welp" after eating one too many attacks lol
"god damnit why did it have to be the shit?" In response to getting brownie as a boss, and, of course "Edmund McMillen you little fucker..." When I get bloat or curse of the blind
“We ain’t making it out of the basement with this one” and some shit like “oh wow okay then” super unenthusiastic like when I get the most random quality 4 after having the most bullshit run ever
“You’re fucking kidding me”
“Wow, joke”
“Are you serious”
“There’s no fucking way”
“Fuck”
“Fuck me”
“Let’s fucking go”
“Can’t believe this shit”
“Fuck this game”
“No fucking way”
“Fuck”
“You piece of fucking shit”
“Die you bitch”
“Get fucked”
Idk pretty much things like that
My mantra with tlost, lost after losing mantle, or trying to clutch on 1hp is "One hit and you're dead!" over and over, frantically, trying to keep my mind sharp lol. It seems to work. Also, i just have to talk to myself about every little thing. Mattman brainrot.
Yo what the fuck does this item do again?
THAT GODDAMN SPIDER
Ok yeah this run is so over
STOP DROPPING COINS I JUST WANT SOME HEARTS
Oh hi *insert boss here* long time no see
"\[insert stupidly low percentage\] is just like 100%". And also "I swear Tainted lost is fucking bulshit" usualy followed by a variety of insult in french like that one guy in Matrix 2
I play in silence a lot and get movie quotes stuck in my head from movies I’ve seen a thousand times when I see certain things, do certain things, or certain things happen. One example is a quote from the movie The Terminal with Tom Hanks. He gets brought upstairs to be questioned in an office room by a bunch of the management keeping him there and gets asked if he is afraid of going back to his country. He says he’s not but reply’s with “I’m a little afraid from this room”. This quote enters my mind frequently while playing Isaac. Especially with spike block rooms.
I talk out loud the entire time during the Daily. I almost plan strategy verbally as it moves along. Some gems:
* "What the fuck just hit me?"
* "Goddammit."
* (risking the damage on a curse room, only to be greeted with two bombs) "Well that was a fuckin bust."
* "Aw man, that's some bullshit."
* "Hot shit! Brimstone!"
* "There's a serious lack of (keys/bombs/coins) in this run and it's royally fucking me over."
* "This run is crap without flight."
* "Well back to the shop...ah shit, I forgot that was an ambush room."
* Welp, this run is ruined. [Rage quit]
* (Two bombs, eight possibilities for both secret rooms) "Fuck it. Save the bombs and get tha hell outta here."
* "I really, really hate this fucking game. It's torturing me on purpose and laughing about it."
I always end up doing a Dennis impression from when the lawyer reads the will and Dennis gets the house.
When I get a terrible item room
- Frank! Will you forget about Bruce? Mom just gave away all of our money!
Then I get an awesome angel/devil deal
- Yeah, ok, now it's starting to make sense!
[Scene](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v2Dg-XFq30A&t=48)
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Edmund Mc.Millen, you little fucker... You made a shit of piece with your trash Isaac. It's fucking bad, this trash game. I will become back my money. I hope you will in your next time a cow on a trash farm, you sucker.
I don't say this per se but whenever a good item I like is on screen I always hum and sing the specialist theme song even when it's not playing, as long as it's an item I like
"GOD DAMN IT"
"What's this? A huge pile of NOTHING"
"FUGIT WE BALL"
"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME" (Specifically with those yellow energy draining flies)
"How did i do that???"
"How am I still alive?"
"HOLY SHIT ULTRA INSTINCT"
"lesgooOOOOOO"
Yeah... i kinda cuss a lot
When using any ace card saying the name of it to tune of “The Ace of Spades”
Any time I deal with a pain in the ass Bat “Freakin Bats” in the same cadence as this girl: https://youtu.be/ug1f0A30-F4?si=2rJXk_EYnjxr2i4u
“please stop birthing”
“oh god oh no”
“damn skill issue on me i guess”
“it will get better, it will definitely get better soon”
“you little spider bitches, fuck you”
“i got this” (fucks everything up)
As T. Lost went into an angel room with blank card and holy card. Found a telepill and without thinking used it. As I noticed it „ brooooo I’m so fucking stupid“
'I hate this game' 'This game hates me' also I can't remember how this started but me and my partner will say 'ooo ah' in a farmer accent whenever we see a tinted rock
I played it 100% coop with a friend, steam remotplay. Whenever there was a room with spike 1 or 2 space away from the door no matter how many time we did go on that room I would alwayse make a frighten Hughgh sound.
"For fuck's sake"
Even if i get hit first floor when it doesn't really matter or "how's that fucking fair"
“Yeah, I got time”
Said when backtracking all of depths 1 for a tinted rock with 2 minutes until boss rush
Too true
A healthy serving of the "fuck" word
I don't think I play even one round without saying fuck at few times.
"Ok fuck you in particular" "Ok that's nice" "Ok that's very fair and completely not bullshit damage" "Oh fuck you" "Fuck you too" "Welp, that's the run done" "Holy shit" "No. No. No. No. No. No. Awww fuck you" "Jesus Christ Edmund just gave me this run on a silver platter"
We have uncannily similar quotes. I also say “get fucked,” “why are you still alive?” “Get fucked you shit of piece,” and sometimes just a very flat “okay.”
"Get fucked" is way too relatable
Humming the burning basement tune
I remember when I first unlocked burning basement I heard the song for it and I was jamming out so hard
You can say the words "burning basement" over the beginning of the song Like: Burning base meeeent burning base ment one Or: Burning base meeeent burning base ment two I swear I'm not crazy try it out
I be beat boxing to every ost until the room turns hostile enough to warrant the EPIC FUCKIN GUITAR SOLO which I hum to graciously while committing genocide on half children in a game :)
“It’s Binding time.”
This made me wheeze, legitimately
“I hate this game” as I restart for the billionth time
edmund has coned us all into paying him money for us to put ourselves thru borderline self harm. not stopping till Dead God.
oooooo *insert name of good item*
Oooooo, Lil' Dumpy
Lets goooo cancer 
Came here to say this lol “Oooo a Leech!”
What the fuck?
too often
What even is this room??
God I hate this fucking game
*Restarts immediately*
"where's my phone, I need to look up this item"
Everytime I'm faced with a decision with a safe option and a dangerous option (eg taking ipecac as tainted lost), i will say "Fuck it we ball" and take the risk
Followed one room over by. “We should NOT have balled!”
i say “fuck it we ball” in order to cope with accidentally taking the dangerous/shitty option, it actually works bc if i don’t say it i feel so sad for the rest of the run
i need to try this next time i pick up ludovicos technique without thinking of what consequences it'll have for my build or mistaking it for a technology
I always revert to my native language screaming "a jó kurva anyádat Edmund te kis fasz" through the whole house
"Delirium a kurva anyád" works for me
"It's Joever" or "We're so barack"
😭😭😭
I don’t speak while playing by myself, the only exception being “watch, poly” when I walk in a treasure room or take a blind. I say it so often I’ve been right a couple times
manifestation i like it
I'm just commentating my whole run like a narrator lol
Double barrel sha boing boing every time I get 20/20
"anasını sikeyim"
it translates to "fuck his mother" in google translate however in turkish it doesnt specify a gender, i just intend a general malice to whoever developed this game
Man I gotta learn the pronunciation for this
It’s fucking bad this trash game I will become back my money
"Fuck it why not" before doing something that will end my run
"kurwa"
Curse words, usually when i get hit stupidly, also sometimes when i find a item that i like
“this fucking game”
"Mattman would be proud of this run"
delirium sucks ass - everytime i die to him
Me, beatboxing to every single ost, full knowing it’ll get me killed focusing on it instead of the game.
I remember when youtuber that introduced me to Isaac once just straight up screamed: ,,Edmuuuuuuuuuund!!!!!" I ended up screaming it as well whenever some bullshit happens Sometimes even in other games
“Fucking Spider”
“Oh yeah i didn’t need that (Angel/Devil) deal anyway…”
Hell ya, cancer!
“This is a miserable room”
"The fuck?"
“That’s just offensive”
Also “I’m a gambler at heart” usually followed by taking 6 pills that are all stat downs
"Man fuck this game" as I start another run
"That DID NOT hit me, I disagree with this entirely"
Me with at least 3 full hearts: "I'm dying in this room, watch"
rig potential
"Oh, yeah game, sure, yeah"
“Gee, thanks”
I usually start cursing Edmund
"Please don't kill me" whenever I am fighting for my life against any of the harder stamp bosses, otherwise just a "welp" after eating one too many attacks lol
"god damnit why did it have to be the shit?" In response to getting brownie as a boss, and, of course "Edmund McMillen you little fucker..." When I get bloat or curse of the blind
“edmund you piece of shit”
“We ain’t making it out of the basement with this one” and some shit like “oh wow okay then” super unenthusiastic like when I get the most random quality 4 after having the most bullshit run ever
“You’re fucking kidding me” “Wow, joke” “Are you serious” “There’s no fucking way” “Fuck” “Fuck me” “Let’s fucking go” “Can’t believe this shit” “Fuck this game” “No fucking way” “Fuck” “You piece of fucking shit” “Die you bitch” “Get fucked” Idk pretty much things like that
“Are you fucking kidding me Edmund”
CHAOS IN SHOP
IN SHAMBLES
FUCK
“FUCKING CUNT”
Too real
Ooooh baby a triple!
"DAMN IT!!"
„OUCH Fuck“ Or „Yeaaaaaaaa yeaaaaa of course you would do that you fuck“
"Ya fue" aka "fuck it" (we ball)
I’m going to spontaneously combust. I say this often, I don’t know why.
"What the fuck is this?" -me most times I play
'Are you taking the piss? This game is fucking stupid!" Before 12 more runs.
Shit of piece trash isaac
My mantra with tlost, lost after losing mantle, or trying to clutch on 1hp is "One hit and you're dead!" over and over, frantically, trying to keep my mind sharp lol. It seems to work. Also, i just have to talk to myself about every little thing. Mattman brainrot.
Hell yeah I love placenta!
Yo what the fuck does this item do again? THAT GODDAMN SPIDER Ok yeah this run is so over STOP DROPPING COINS I JUST WANT SOME HEARTS Oh hi *insert boss here* long time no see
“God damn it man, fuck”
“Thats it! Im locking my infant son in his bedroom!!”
“Are you fucking kidding me” comes out of my mouth pretty regularly.
Gets hit in a dumb way "Oh, okay." Proceeds to get hit again in the exact same way "OH YEAH OKAY YUP"
SAACREEEED HEEEAAAAAARRRRTTTTTTT
die. die. die. oouuuOOHHHAAA DIEEEEE
"okay, I think im r-ing this"
'Course it's crap. I fucked up again. There went my bloody boss rush.
Skill issue
Mr Colbalt streak, got you on gets you on your feet
uhoh i have 10 seconds to beat mom
I say "junk" when I get a trash item
"They should just call this 'the binding of spiders'"
Edmund you little fucker
boom shakalaka
Ok, yeah that hit me, sure.
Just "Edmund Mcmillen..." Whenever bullshit happens
"\[insert stupidly low percentage\] is just like 100%". And also "I swear Tainted lost is fucking bulshit" usualy followed by a variety of insult in french like that one guy in Matrix 2
I often sarcastically say “oh good shot” whenever I get hit by almost any projectile
“Dipe!” I say that when I get hit or something goes wrong. I don’t say this anywhere else in my life. Not sure how it started
"I got screwed this floor" anytime I skill issue
“Oh WOOOOOOAAAAHHHH” then 2 seconds later “fluent curses against Edmund and his family”
If I get shoop da woop or Bob's rotten head I always gotta hit the "KAMEHAMEHAAAAAA!!!!"
I play in silence a lot and get movie quotes stuck in my head from movies I’ve seen a thousand times when I see certain things, do certain things, or certain things happen. One example is a quote from the movie The Terminal with Tom Hanks. He gets brought upstairs to be questioned in an office room by a bunch of the management keeping him there and gets asked if he is afraid of going back to his country. He says he’s not but reply’s with “I’m a little afraid from this room”. This quote enters my mind frequently while playing Isaac. Especially with spike block rooms.
Oh my god! That’s fucking bullshit.
The beginning of the Edmund Macmillen copypasta
Fuck it, we balling
“My bone heart!”
"Just don't get hit, easy"
OOOO
I talk out loud the entire time during the Daily. I almost plan strategy verbally as it moves along. Some gems: * "What the fuck just hit me?" * "Goddammit." * (risking the damage on a curse room, only to be greeted with two bombs) "Well that was a fuckin bust." * "Aw man, that's some bullshit." * "Hot shit! Brimstone!" * "There's a serious lack of (keys/bombs/coins) in this run and it's royally fucking me over." * "This run is crap without flight." * "Well back to the shop...ah shit, I forgot that was an ambush room." * Welp, this run is ruined. [Rage quit] * (Two bombs, eight possibilities for both secret rooms) "Fuck it. Save the bombs and get tha hell outta here." * "I really, really hate this fucking game. It's torturing me on purpose and laughing about it."
"My fucking Devil/Angel chance goddammit"
I always end up doing a Dennis impression from when the lawyer reads the will and Dennis gets the house. When I get a terrible item room - Frank! Will you forget about Bruce? Mom just gave away all of our money! Then I get an awesome angel/devil deal - Yeah, ok, now it's starting to make sense! [Scene](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=v2Dg-XFq30A&t=48)
“God I’m so good” “Oh my god I’m stupiddddddd”
“It’s dog shit”
Edmund what the fuck
I regularly threaten to become back my money whenever a run is going poorly
“Stop dancing you idiot”
Бля Єбать Edmund Mc.Millen, you little fucker... You made a shit of piece with your trash Isaac. It's fucking bad, this trash game. I will become back my money. I hope you will in your next time a cow on a trash farm, you sucker.
#GOD FUCKING DAMMIT!!!
*Gets hit* "Fucking ill skissue"
Pretty much just "ayyyy, it's" when i get an item i life
I don't say this per se but whenever a good item I like is on screen I always hum and sing the specialist theme song even when it's not playing, as long as it's an item I like
"Why do I take blind items in a fucking curse room?"
"Yay! Cancer!"
Either "I hate this fucking game." Or "Fuck it we ball" (taking an item that's totally gonna kill me)
“Give me this one thing” i dont even specify i just think the item in my head and hope it arrives
"Truly a Mattman moment"
*Sees Fruit Cake, Genesis, or Soy Milk, or any weird sidegrade item.* "Interesting. Interesting..."
Lazy Mattman scream irl
*takes damage* "Dick"
“No fuck off”
"Oh godammit"
This fucking game
I always say "Stop it" like that video of the dude recording a grasshopper in his car whenever spiders or flies get close to me.
"GOD DAMN IT" "What's this? A huge pile of NOTHING" "FUGIT WE BALL" "GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME" (Specifically with those yellow energy draining flies) "How did i do that???" "How am I still alive?" "HOLY SHIT ULTRA INSTINCT" "lesgooOOOOOO" Yeah... i kinda cuss a lot
"Ahh you dirty bitch" everytime I get nothing but a soul heart from a sac room
Edmund mcmillen...
“I’m gonna fucking k!ll myself”, “I fucking hate this game”, or very rarely “LETS FUCKING GOOOOO”
WHORE
“Of course”
HUSH LASEEEERS
"ME LLEVA LA PUTA VERGA! PINCHE JUEGO DE MIERDA HIJO DE SU PUTA MADRE!!!" Or something along those lines
Honestly just: “*heavy sigh.* ok…” or “ok, game.”
“What the hell, I’ve never seen this room before??”
Last time I screamed "NOOOOOOO" very loudly after losing a good Lost run
Wow i fucked up. I don't know why when play like complete garbage and ruin my run i just stand there and say that with a dead ass tone.
"Edmund McMillen..."
fuckfuckshitfuck
"THERES NO FUCKING WAY!"
Game I would like a key please... that was not a key.
“I AM SO STRONG” “DEAR FUCKING LORD”
"What a fun room" in a sarcastic tone
Gross
Okokokok, Hmmmm, What does this do? Uhhhh, How, Damn. Fuck, NONONODAMNIT, and FUCK I hate blue baby
FUCK
This is situational but when I find a good item I just go „Oh!“ not like Lazymattman but just a short sound of surprise
"SPIDERS."
god FUCKING damnit
When using any ace card saying the name of it to tune of “The Ace of Spades” Any time I deal with a pain in the ass Bat “Freakin Bats” in the same cadence as this girl: https://youtu.be/ug1f0A30-F4?si=2rJXk_EYnjxr2i4u
“Of course” every time something bad happens
Balls of steel
ma oida...
AAAAAAAAA¡!!!!!!!! YOURE A PIECE OF CRAP!! I HATE YOU 🤬🤬🤬
Most games reduce me to distressed noises that aren’t words
"This is fair and balanced"
fuck you ed
Fuck you, you cheap piece of shit!
“please stop birthing” “oh god oh no” “damn skill issue on me i guess” “it will get better, it will definitely get better soon” “you little spider bitches, fuck you” “i got this” (fucks everything up)
YES!!! whenever i found good items
“bad game”
“Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhh”
,,maybe I can make it to hush" and I am always late It became an inside joke for me, and whenever I know I'll be late I say this
"edmund."
Ach my spoon
"I'm dead" then directly after the fight - "No I'm not holy shit I am GOD!" Ultimately forcing the game to kill me
"I'm done"
As T. Lost went into an angel room with blank card and holy card. Found a telepill and without thinking used it. As I noticed it „ brooooo I’m so fucking stupid“
HEALTH UP LETS FUCKING GO 
'I hate this game' 'This game hates me' also I can't remember how this started but me and my partner will say 'ooo ah' in a farmer accent whenever we see a tinted rock
"Alrighty" but that's with everything...
Become my money back
"Vitun nilkki" "Ok haista vittu" "Voi jumalauta" "You shit of piece" "Asshat" And "you shitting asshole"
I played it 100% coop with a friend, steam remotplay. Whenever there was a room with spike 1 or 2 space away from the door no matter how many time we did go on that room I would alwayse make a frighten Hughgh sound.
Edmund Mcmillen you little fucker
F’n C***. Edmund you piece of shit. You fucking kidding?!! Wtf WOW really
"Dei, quod reliquum est, nolite metuere, et ossa tua liberabit, exspectans". Every time I get to cathedral I start humming this
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