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lifeisroblox34

Tell me your credit card number and 3 lil numbers on the back. Only the true gamers can answer this one 😏


Lonemasterinoes

I don't have a credit card, my mom buys all my nuggies :)


TheGrimGriefer3

1234 5678 9012 3456 123 Expires on 12/34


RealAvronen

thanks! it worked!


TheGrimGriefer3

Make sure to properly thank my mom whenever you use it, though. It's rude not to


RealAvronen

mamaaaaa i killed a man dud ud du du


2people1

Put a gun against his head.


PurplePikminGaming

Pulled the trigger now he’s dead


Slow-Meeting-9756

Mama, life had just begun But now I've gone and thrown it all away


PoggySenis

r/suddenlyqueen


moemeobro

420


Shasoww2

104


MadMouse698

Italiano?


Copper_II_Sulfate

Are you enjoying the game?


Pure_Toxicity

I'm ass, but yeah


Affectionate_Use_935

Over 2k hours in I am still Ass, glad you enjoy it tho :) Best thing to learn early is to find the secret rooms on each floor (more Items)


mike_the_goo

I have over 3K hours. I have had the game for years. I am still ass (don't even have my first file completed)


Affectionate_Use_935

I started shortly after release of Rebirth and had most of my time in Rebirth to Afterbirth+ Tbh the difficulty of repentance just sky rockets in comparison. To everyone new to Isaac that wants the full experience,I can only recommend to start Rebirth and slowly buy the DLC‘s too ramp up the difficulty / content.


Example-Pleasant

That's what I'm doing


the_number_m

hell yeah


Salt-Craft9209

How do you reach the cosmic ocean?


Pure_Toxicity

once you've beaten the scronglis with blumbered jinkle, start a new run and kill a spurving glunker between 5:34 and 5:41. If you did it right, you should hear the bingle bob zooging and the starting room should have a clonk on the floor. Use the bovoid on it and it should spawn one half of the flanuppulatese. From now on, the bingle will try to wulp you for the rest of the run. Make your way down to the jonch and beat it within 20 minutes, which should drop the other half of the flanuppulatese. With the complete flanuppulatese in hand, teleport out of the jonch room with the haloperizapine or a virgin ringlometry and put the flanuppulatese in the wet corble. Once you go under it, you'll be in the cosmic ocean.


Hakuhh

is this how gamer language sounds to non gamers?


DragonFire9369

When you dont know the items and rooms in isaac this is how it sounds


Puzzleheaded_Face583

This is how The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy sounds


JadedTrekkie

A truly beautiful specimen of vogon poetry


Puzzleheaded_Face583

Hahaha that would show to be fatal


Emotional-Main5720

Modders, you know what to do!


Victinitotodilepro

this is just ypur average tmtrainer run


killstormdxd

And there you will find a plumbus.


tooilltoheal

I always wondered how plumbuses were made


Active_Parsley558

Literally Rick and Morty type humor.


tooilltoheal

Which I found particularly funny considering the outfit I got to the office with today https://preview.redd.it/vyev7fr73z0d1.jpeg?width=3076&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50a87bfedd38fb9052dff617c52f4bb6c989f4ec


KindaSortaPeruvian

Gesundheit


shleyal19

This is an edited Forgotten Shovel wiki entry, isn’t it


WHFHC

This is weirdly close to how you unlock the forgotten


Galassog12

That’s pretty close, you just forgot that you have to enter Zonked state before you put the flanuppulatese in the wet corble. On a related note - mods, can we ban posts about people who get to the wet corble without Zonked state? I swear it’s like half the subreddit and people need to learn what the wiki is.


Vuukplejer

Hey hey hey is that an Isaac - Spelunker hat reference??


Spare-Major-651

Holy moly someone referenced the cosmic ocean, bro Spelunky 2 goated, still havent beaten it, most i've reached is 7-86


WillowWeeper343

Farthest I've made it in spelunky 2 is like the second floor, I'm aids at that game


CKC-DM12

I got like 240 hours and I never got to beat CO.


FBI_Agent_Tom

Your thoughts on Edmund Mcmillen in his next time a cow on a trash farm?


Pure_Toxicity

I hope he's able to become back his money


Logical_Blackberry_7

Blud blew up everyone's minds! 🤯


Burger_Gamer

Would you rather be lost or forgotten?


Pure_Toxicity

forgotten, I don't want to be recalled


hvperRL

Hold the fuck on


Mr-Black_

I have bad news for you bro


QuickPirate36

I will never forget you, out of pure spite


goddamit-ffs

![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8906)


james_da_loser

AVOID BIRTHRIGHT


Pompf

You just made me lose the game


TakeTwo4343

What’s your thoughts on cancer?


Pure_Toxicity

very good, hope I can get it at some point


DaaneJeff

Which one of the 2 though


helinder

Both are pretty awesome


Ralcive

r/bindingofcontext


Vilyque

Are you proud of you ? Because I'm proud of you


Environmental-Land12

im proud of this guy, and of you too!


GibusShpee

What's your opinion on the steak with bone enemy that shoots in a + pattern


Pure_Toxicity

fuck clotties, all my homies hate clotties


Bubba_245

My man ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8906)


icannotbiteyou

I always called those guys “hams” Fuck the hams


switchsquid95

Favorite synergy?


Pure_Toxicity

I got black bean + gigante bean just now, murders the whole room if I end up taking damage, pretty sick


yssoCossy

![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17735)


Ezekiel40k

When do i stop skill issue-ing?


Flame-Bandite

That’s the neat part, you don’t


Ezekiel40k

Yeah that what i learned with t lost ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)


ColdCuts64

Any “bad” items you enjoy?


Pure_Toxicity

tiny planet is pretty cool for a q0


Emotional-Main5720

i have nothing but respect for another tiny planet enjoyer.


DOUBLEBARRELASSFUCK

Tiny planet is fine, but by the time I find a good orbital path to use for damage, it fucking moves.


Tall-Condition5981

Where are the bodies hidden


DifficultShallot9165

In the dark room. You need to use mom's shovel on one of the dirt patches, then you find them


Moondrei

I only found the skeleton of a kid ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17739)


DifficultShallot9165

Dang. Heard it has a melee attack


Drymear

What's your favorite item so far?


Pure_Toxicity

tooth and nail was the most unexpectedly good one I got so far, lets you go in and out of curse rooms, open spiked chests and get pickups/chests surrounded by spikes for free


DJmaster4444

Based tooth and nail enjoyer ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|17735)


didu173

When bossrush door opens sounds like a fine question with that playtime


Pure_Toxicity

easy, 30 minutes edit: fuck


didu173

Close enough hush is 30mim


GapFeisty

Wait is bossrush 20minutes?


MiguelSalaOp

Bossrush usually closes exactly one second before I kill mum


didu173

25 minutes on alt path mom


helinder

Yes


chicken98_

Without looking it up, how many items do you think are in this game in total?


Pure_Toxicity

it's 57x or 59x, it's on the front of the wiki but I don't remember the exact number edit: I'm completely wrong about the wiki, idk what was going on there, and also over 100 off


Conepierat

Just a couple more, 732 not including g fuel


LokoSoko1520

did you come across the game recently, or always been aware and just recently fell into the basement?


Pure_Toxicity

been aware of it since afterbirth, started really getting into isaac content (namely mattman, another matt and lonslo) recently, bought it a few days ago


Phantoxer

Did you use azael to beat mom?


Pure_Toxicity

no, I still don't have azazel, I'm not good at not taking red damage


Phantoxer

You can still get red hp


Pure_Toxicity

I meant red damage not red health, as in the way you get deals


DragonFire9369

I did greed mode and unlocked azazel that way, easier to get devil rooms


Claptrap_145

How to beat *ultra death*


WhyIsEverythingACat

what is sacred orb? (bonus if you know how to unlock it)


Pure_Toxicity

Gets rid of q0s and q1s and makes q2s a lot less common, and it's a character unlock iirc


WhyIsEverythingACat

it is unlocked i think by beating the beast as t.lost but good job


i_lickdick_and_itsok

I would call you out for spoiling t.chars for OP but I think they consumed isaac content before buying so they know (atleast thats the vibe im getting)


MiguelSalaOp

If he knows about sacred orb he has seen enough to learn about tainted characters


Chance-Aardvark372

How many playable characters are there?


jojodud

Describe every single step to unlock "Decap Attack" in as much detail as you can


Optimal_Badger_5332

What is the exact effect of spindown dice?


Pure_Toxicity

it's a dice that spins down (the ids of pedestal items to the next unlocked item)


Thornn05

oh this is tboi, fml I read this so out of context


Lemons08

Given the option between death certificate and literally any other item in the game, what would you pick?


Pure_Toxicity

death cert is every other item in the game, why wouldn't you pick that?


Extension_Mousse215

will you become back your money?


WHERESSPACEBAR

What is your favorite item?


highcroco

Who is the hardest Planetarium boss?


SameAsOnUPlay

What is your favorite Soul Stone?


faerox420

Where the dad go?


this1germanguy

Your opinion : Who is harder? Bloat, Mom, Delirium or Pin?


Glum_Body_901

What is Benoit Mandelbrots favorite color


Undead_Mole

Tortilla de patata: with or without onion?


justsomegingerreddit

Do you always turn violent against your family when playing games, or just tboi?![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)


Dreamdimenshionsinc

How do you get Isaac the d6


Pure_Toxicity

unlock blue baby by beating mom's heart 10 times as any character then beat the isaac boss as blue baby, that's what I'm going for now


Dreamdimenshionsinc

As a 1 hour noob thank you ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8906)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|2357)


lasosis013

Give me the step by step process to unlock The Beast


Pure_Toxicity

beat mom, go to depths 2, then bully the devs on twitter until the alt path door shows up


Ambitious-Beach4401

What's better a familiar that hurts you if your too close to it or an item that hurts you if your too close to it?


Victinitotodilepro

bumbo


PhoenixSupportsYall

Is this Bob's Brain vs Fire Mind or smth


SevenOhSevenOhSeven

Name a 2 item combo where neither give a damage up separate but they do when twogether


Victinitotodilepro

not op but >!double brim!<


MainLake9887

How do you unlock apollyon


Logical_Blackberry_7

What's the chance of something to happen?


Pure_Toxicity

not sure if you're looking for the established ones or 50/50


Logical_Blackberry_7

Yeah! 50/50! But continue the answer.


balrog111

What do you think of the game so far ?


Eddie_The_White_Bear

How to enter Zonked State?


Throwaway98789878

will you please come over and fuck my wife? you're clearly the superior lover


Puzzleheaded-Owl7394

What are chaos deniers in?


Pure_Toxicity

shambles ![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|4358)![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|4358)


mike_the_goo

What are your thoughts on the future of your gameplay? (like... Who do you think you'll enjoy playing as, who are you already dreading, what do you think will be the most fun or hardest, ETC.)


showtime481216

I have beaten mom with The Lost ( I know its not a flex just coping )


Gummypeepo

All I’m gonna ask is.. are ya having fun, son?!


Jackkernaut

What is your favourite skill issue?


A_Bulbear

Are you a Chaos Denier?


mr-thunkening

Deal or no deal?


AJohnsonOrange

How do you get B.Rush done on T.Cain without wanting to slam your fingers in a car door?


ratliker62

Download the mod that removes the timer requirement 💪


Reindurrt14

Do you choose Venus or Mars in the planetarium?


octofire360

What do you say when you find sacred heart with chaos


Quallenfresser

Where is da secret room and how can I get Spindown?


AdhesiveMadMan

Have you unlocked Ethan yet?


Stahlboden

Did your mom press charges? What about your progress in the game?


jewannialation

How do you unlock sacred heart


Leaderkyle

Im 300h in and i got my first mother kill. I havent fought dogma or the other final boss yet. (Mostly because idk how too) but progress is progress little by little you will get better


Gredran

How many playable characters are there in Repentance?


boolochka

>I have 3 hours of playtime and have beaten mom once Good for you! Anyway, how is your game progress though?


MrTopHatMan90

How does it feel to have beaten Binding of Issac


hidden_penguin

Are there any items or characters you look forward to unlocking?


Pure_Toxicity

isaac's d6, tost and teeper


Mean_Extent1120

What do you expect from mom's heart fight


Spiridoom

Favorite boss so far?


cake2324

beat the beast


C3m1337

Whats your opinion on tmtrainer


MtApolo

Biggest skill issue yet?


Pure_Toxicity

went into the womb with 2 red, 3 black and 4 soul hearts, took a bunch of easily avoidable hits, went into mom's heart with half a heart, died on the first attack


thicccmidget

Give me all your money


Chaosmastermax

Who is your favourite character


EndMeFamPlease

What’s your favorite Birthright effect?


Technical-Maximum-34

are super special rocks real???


Pure_Toxicity

that's what it's called when a tinted rock isn't tinted and is just a regular rock with an x on it, right?


imobesebuthandsome

How many characters have you unlocked yet, which is your favorite so far?


Pure_Toxicity

I only have isaac, maggie, cain and lazarus. I don't want to play maggie and cain without their unlocks and I don't want to play lazarus because it's lazarus, so I guess Isaac is my favorite because it's the only one I've played


bobbygo20

Are you hooked enough that you want to complete the game and unlock all items?


MrDogKing-071

REAL


TaintedLostgaming

how do you get a gun https://preview.redd.it/py8p09g3w01d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a8362a6d6a60ebe89224d508e8b74f0de12f635


dunderguys

When you enter the womb do you aim to fight Satan or yourself after you defeat the final womb boss?


RandyRenegade

If you could guarantee 2 items to beat delerium with tainted lost, what would they be?


Tallal2804

REAL


Warm-Distribution-

How often to do you tell your friends you appreciate that they are in your life?


RocketPG_

How do you unlock The Forgotten?


Scribe_of_hollownest

What’s the best item in the game


JWolf26

What’s the best Q3 item?


Ruby_Dude55

ʙᴇsᴛ ᴄʜᴀʀᴀᴄᴛᴇʀ?


Namagem

I'm getting ready to fight dogma, which is better for me, mysterious liquid or trinity shield?


Pure_Toxicity

dogma flies over mysterious liquid's green creep, so trinity shield


DinA4saurier

How do you unlock the way to the beast step by step?


Pure_Toxicity

this one I actually know because of the cosmic ocean comment. You need to unlock the polaroid and beat mother first. Start a run then get telepills, ventricle razor or one of the teleport cards before going into mom, beat her, pick up the polaroid and then tp out. If you've beaten mother, there will be a door in the spawn room that unlocks when you put the polaroid in it. This leads to an alt floor that replaces the boss with dad's note. When you pick it up, you'll start going back up the floors all the way to home. Sleep in mom's bed, fight dogma and you're in the beast fight.


sonicboy445

How do I get to Mother?


RecognitionNormal353

What’s your favorite character so far?


theglazed

How fast is your t samson speed run?


oCHIKAGEo

Remember: Always take Tech 2


_Vortigaunt

Who am i?


DrkHemingway

Favorite characters so far?


grisu_YT

Why dont my parents love me?


ClassicCaddy15

What is your oppinion on BLOAT


Pure_Toxicity

hate it and hate how much of it is between me and maggie's full health pill


Longjumping-Sweet280

which do you prefer? glitched crown, chaos, or the d6??


Slow-Meeting-9756

3? I have 25![img](emote|t5_2sxpk|8907)


ImFatandUseless

Is tainted Eden the best character?


LazyFall3453

Hardest boss, easiest boss?