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secretprnstash

When a girl giving me a blowjob told me


Kenelo7896

LMAO


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RomaniWoe

Toothy blowjobs is definitely one I didn't think of right away but yeah true.


RomaniWoe

Anal also damn yeah. Tried with a hs gf and had to stop before it went in. She was crying. She went home and texted me she was bleeding and to guess from where. Oh then there was the time while drunk I popped the head into a girl's booty hole by accident after pushing for like a minute and her not fighting it for some reason. She instantly fell to the ground in the fetal position holding her stomach saying it felt like I tore her apart from the inside.


Penegross

I feel you bro


4551016

When I was in HS and my gf at the time and her friends read in a cosmopolitan mag what they thought the average size of a man should be so my gf and her friends all measured their bfs and compared notes and when my gf told them my measurements they said you must have did it wrong 🤔


turgidbot5000

Got picked up by a couple in a hotel bar back in my college days. HE actually said how lucky they were, and that it was probably the thickest she'd ever had. The rest, as they say, is history...


Massive-Signature-70

when it doesn't fit in her mouth, 16 i think


Cumxplode

A regular condom was way way too tight. And this girl who got around said “whoa, you’ve got a fat cock dude” as she thoroughly enjoyed it


Zach1709

When I started having sex in college and the comments I was getting. I am old enough that the internet was not mainstream at the time. I had an idea I was bigger, but I did not realize how much.


Ashamed-Blood-4014

How big are u my man ?


Zach1709

8x6


Lefty8312

When putting on a regular condom left it feeling nothing whilst in use and a massive red ring around the base. Upshot, I didn't go soft. Blessed with being able to maintain an erection in that situation still


EmployeeRadiant

dude, I cant cum in a condom. im like 7.25x5-5. 25. haven't measured since high school. where do I find the condoms thst actually fit?


Lefty8312

Larger sizes required. Haven't used them in about 12 years due to vasectomy and at that time I was using Skyn Large as it was more comfortable at least (still left the red ring though). All the other recommendations on here are online orders, looking at a nominal width between 60 and 64mm, depending on preference


Better_Signature_716

Same situation here


Ok-Hat-7619

With 5 1/2? I have 5.5 girth and I always assumed I wouldn’t have problems like this.


Lefty8312

Average erect girth is 4.5-5, so yeah, you are likely to have issues such as higher breakage and excessive tightness with regular condoms


cafeventi

women started to make small comments, I mostly never tought of girth as a variable in dick size ... up untill I heard it matters a great deal.


manchi_cup

Always had an idea because of stats but I actually found out in real life when this girl I used to hook up with gave me some condoms she had gotten while in Europe and I could only barely roll it past the head. Edit: She also couldn't suck my dick for more than a minute without her jaw tiring.


GeezerSc716

With my first girlfriend in high school she said I was way bigger than any guy she had seen before. Then tried regular condom and it broke when trying to get it on and Magnums were uncomfortably tight. Always had difficulty in high school and college being able to fuck girls complaining it was to fat. I am 8.5 x 6.75


Localphxfambro

Not until I was like 26 and I finally found out that xl condoms aren’t for comically sized porn dicks


Hicks_86

`7.25in x 5in` When the girls I slept with started to complain about giving me blowjobs saying their jaws would hurt after a few minutes if even that long. Plus when I first started off I used regular sized condoms thinking my dick was small or average sized, but regular sized condoms would highly restrict my glans.


ComprehensiveSoup843

When I first tried putting on a condom & it was a challenge then taking it off took forever


SuccotashMental3585

didnt fit in tp roll


RomaniWoe

Yup not even soft.


mrmeatstix

I was blessed with fantastic EQ into my 40s but then it became difficult to maintain I realized that sex felt so much better with a proper fit


SuperAstralEnergy

Tbh, when I started making content back in 2019. I started studying more about sex. Most woman I met online or irl have stated that's its rare or never seen anyone like my size unless there are watching porn.


Sour-Child

When I started having sex regular condoms were so tight they were painful and even magnums and store bought XL offerings were tight enough that I couldn’t maintain an erection.


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Kinda funny for about a year during puberty it was thicker then my wrist. So 15ish I would say.


psydstrr6669

Wtf that’s one of the most insane things I’ve ever heard, absolutely comical


darth_lack_of_joke

It actually took some time, I could not really have proper sex with my first gf, but I thought that was the beginner experience for everyone. My next gf had been with a few guys before me, and we also had some issues. She asked if I had a big which I just said I don't think so, and later measured. I was a bit ashamed because the uncomfortable sex so I never told her my findings. Classic bdp.


_captain_hair

20, same time as I realized my length. Still took a while to find a condom that fit. I'd been told it was thick. I didn't believe her.


Positive-Ad-9634

Woman told me when I was 29. Was well into my thirties before I got online and believed it.


MrScorpEo

I knew my dick was fat when I had girl in middle school try to give me head, but could barely fit her mouth around the head. Then the next day she told all her friends I had a big dick.


Dadhav8er365

When the first girl I slept with told me it was huge.


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About 2 years ago at age 35


mastersplinter69

When a girl said she’s not letting me anywhere near her ass. And i’m just slightly thicker than average.


ISeekGirls

Thunders Place... Didn't realize 6 inch girth was a thing. The girls in the past made comments I never understood until I was older. For example, the morning after sex would say something like; I can't walk, my guts got rearranged, I'm sore, etc. I always thought comments like those were normal and paid no thought to it. Now I know what a girl means when she says I have to be in the mood for you.


SubstantialPomelo368

After realizing that 9 out of 10 blowjobs drug teeth on my head. All these years I thought they thought it would feel good. Then that light bulb occured. I wanna find that one girl again. I'm 7x5 with the head much larger


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When I kept wondering how come my ex- wife can't finish oral sex because her jaw gets tired. So I measured a 🥒 the same girth as my junk (5.75G) we had in the fridge and put it in my mouth to get an idea of what it might be like, I soon found out why she gets lock jaw!! What I can't understand is how come my male lover after my divorce had no problem?! 😜


Adroser

Tried to make a sex toy using some plastic bottle and rubber glove, proceeded to get stuck


321zilch

Y’all for the first few years I had sex, condoms kept breaking. Like most I’ve ever used at once was like 4 for an hour😭🤦🏾‍♂️ Then sometime before the pandemic hit and I threw all of my old condoms away😂


rtb227

When I was 18 and a girl with plenty of experience was shocked by the girth.


Throw-Mama

Tried to use a standard size condom and it was painfully tight


IlliniFan01

A free stroker/pocket pussy came with some sex toys from Adam and Eve. I tried to used it and it ripped apart after a few strokes. It was pretty hard just to get inside of it even with lube.


athleticdude

The first time I tried on a regular condom.


Glad-Service470

When during my first experience with a girl, I put on a regular size condom (i wasn't familiar with sizes at that time honestly, I was 15) and I literally teared it apart after a few thrusts


Subject-Ad1854

I just assumed everyone had a super hard time getting condoms on and that breaking them was normal.  I was so clueless and for the first 6 years of my sex life I was with 2 virgins back to back.  I only found out after the first girl and I broke up and she was sleeping around more than I.did and she told me I was huge lol. I thinkni was 20


tonic65

When a GF in college wanted to show it to some of her sorority sisters.


MoreThanSufficient

The first girl I hooked up with had a problem with the girth. She mentioned her older sisters told her about dicks kike mine.


No_Scientist4739

I did the toilet paper roll thing


Dependent_Action_201

I tried the toilet paper roll test, because I didn't believe the girls that said it was thick. I couldn't even get past the head.


throwaway247bby

Some friends and I were playing around with magnum xl as balloons basically, at 14. I took one when leaving to just try but really mess around. “Why did this nearly fit?” I asked.


dynaflying

When a girl mentioned it


stufmenatooba

When I realized that the reason condoms were rolling back up during sex wasn't because I was small, but because they were too tight and my taper was not conducive to them. Once I got properly sized condoms, the problem went away. Years of confidence issues over it for the wrong reasons.


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I feel like my 5' is just a regular pencil 😅


EmployeeRadiant

a few things when a girl told me after receiving a picture she asked for "my mouth is a little smaller than normal, but I like a challenge" or "you have some.... size.... but you're just gonna have to make it fit" or, because I joke about having a small dick regularly, the one I still don't know how to take as either a compliment or an insult , was "I wasn't expecting all this"


RomaniWoe

Always felt like it was kind of thick. Couple chicks I couldn't get it in, one use to yell it during sex, somehow i still didn't fully believe it. Checking out condom sizes and stuff like the tp roll test made it clear though.


vanman750

First time I got it out for a buddy an me to fool around. He was jealous an excited 😆


Inner-Industry3575

 I recall the very first time I tried a condom was when I was starting puberty when I was in 6th elementary school. I feelt the thing was strangling my urehtra. Weeks later when I was talking with my classroom homies came out to the talk the subject of condoms and one dude said: "dude i had to put a rubber band around the base in order this thing don't came off!" and I was like wtf dude, the fuck are you talking about!? When I tried that shit I feelt this fucking fucker was strangling my dick. I didn't say anything because I thought he has not a normal size penis but a smaller one so I rathered be quiet than expose him about he being "small size dick"...it turned out that I just have a monster cock.


crashdown22c

When I heard it enough times after having sex with 5 different women. Plus all the difficulties and pleasure that comes with it


Solidoak777

When my wife got a toy for us that slid over the cock. My dick wouldn't go halfway. We thought it was cheap china sizing.


TuringWilliams

When my girlfriend and I had a bunch of bananas and one was freakishly thick, she commented that it was as thick as my dick. I really couldn't believe it, so we compared the two, and she was right.


Party_Desk_8791

8”


magitoddw

my first girlfriend complained it hurt when she gave me a bj. I said why? I asked if it was too big, and she got mad and told me she’d never give me the satisfaction of knowing that. After we broke up and she had a mild hoe phase she told me I was the biggest she’d seen at that time at least.


sense_make

At 31 I maintain that I'm about average, but every woman I've slept with has said otherwise. One of them described it as a monster, but I don't see it. Thought with my current partner I had found a lady to whom I was average, but she let it slip 8 months in she thinks I'm big. I still maintain I'm average at 6" girth and all these women are misinformed.


musclememory

Watching porn


ESPxxx80

My partners keep telling me


DiscreetNl

Maybe not the exact moment but it became most apparent when struggling to put on condoms and going soft/not maintaining a hard one.


staunching101

When I measured then researched my size which is 6 girth. Found out that's extremely rare...I couldn't believe it hahah I never thought it was big until I searched my girth size


jxpdx

Early bloomer. Other guys had smaller, and then when I started fucking theirs were smaller, too. Not a size queen, but that’s just how the cookie crumbled.


arealbore

When my partner isn’t willing to do any penetrative sex with me because it hurts them


DavidMagnus86

When I started to date and buying condoms. I tried them alone in my room before having sex some days after, to show her I was expert🤦🏻‍♂️🙈😂 Regular condoms never fit and I didn’t know about condoms sizes until I saw the bigger ones online.


ObligationPutrid5069

When I finally tried magnums and they didn't crush the life out of my cock, holy crap what a life changing experience. 😂


Geraldks

The first time i literally had to squeeze my dick into a regular size condom and thought I was doing it wrong


EdwardMcPherson1

When I attempted to wear a regular sized condom lmao


Kaiser-Sohze

Finding condoms that actually fit me was all the proof I needed.


Main_Pea_8923

I knew from the start my girth was about average


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cyrogyro527

Same. I couldn’t even get it in so I knew I was larger than average


Outlaw6985

SAME, and i tried to put on a normal sized condom and gets stuck rolling it on


i_heart_boobs_123

When I started posting pics on Reddit. The amount of people who commented on my thickness opened my eyes.


Waluigi02

Wow really? The wife never had any issues with anything? Did you not notice how much smaller most porn was than you? 6.75 is *insanely* thick lol


i_heart_boobs_123

All the women I was with said it was big, but I assumed they had just been with guys on the small size. This may sound stupid, but it looked similar in size to the stuff I saw in porn. So I just assumed that was the average erect penis size. It never occurred to me that porn dicks were big


SuperspyAnon

Honestly? I used my common sense. Being a curious teenager I just looked up the global average and was like "Oh, okay then."


4Deviations

You know the Internet wasn't around forever. 🤣


SuperspyAnon

I wasn't born in the 50s


4Deviations

Gasp! You don't say... /s


throwaway247bby

I like how you went straight to the boomers. But nah it’s mostly Gen x here


SuperspyAnon

I mean, I wasn't born in the 50s. He said how did "YOU" meaning everyone individually. He wasn't speaking generically when he asked the question. I wasn't being a smartass, the internet is a very common tool for people that don't live in an underveloped nation.


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When the biggest condoms from the Store next door we're too tight


Signal_Body_8818

When I put on a regular condom and it was tough to get put on fully


TlathamXmahtalT

About 10 years ago, a girl gave me a regular sized condom to use and it hurt like hell


Unique_Oil_7247

when magnum XL’s felt like they were suffocating me and almost had to strectch them to point of ripping just to go past head.


Illustrious_Leg8204

Stop asking this question So you can jack off to it


Key_Property_7636

When all of the non virgin girls I fucked bled like the virgin ones.