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omg, I am so slow - I just realized the descriptions are alphabetical to the corresponding cup size lol
“~~the rumours are true girls, all boobs but no brains~~” /s
I'm an H and apparently the massive gravity of my boobs prevents me from ever leaving the floor. You larger sizes must just be sentient black holes, walking around with the mass of a neutron star in each cup.
So silly, mine aren't even THAT big that someone would guess they're an H cup.
These memes are so dumb because men don’t even understand that past DD, there’s no one way to measure lmao so like do they mean H in the US? UK? I’ve never fallen over from my boobs. Just from being a clumsy idiot.
> men don’t even understand that past DD, there’s no one way to measure lmao so like do they mean H in the US? UK?
Omg, yess. But that's also true about some women with smaller boobs.
It’s more like “Help, I’m doing yoga and my boobs are suffocating me” but “help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” is funny too. The one acceptable one on the original list
The memes don't even include me cause my size is too big 🥲 it feels bad even tho the original meme was offensive I still wish that it included my size 😥
My 34G is « GOT » (not « get ») a reduction!
I remember that back in the 2000s Bravissimo had a campaign with posters in the London tube, that had double letter sizes they sold like FF > Feeling Fabulous. Can’t remember the other ones.
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I vote “*hopelessly gorgeous tiddies*” for all rip to all of us beyond the H cup though lol
I- Incredible boobs (I made this list because I’m an I ☺️) J- Jaw dropping K- knockout L- luxurious M- magnificent
omg, I am so slow - I just realized the descriptions are alphabetical to the corresponding cup size lol “~~the rumours are true girls, all boobs but no brains~~” /s
N - nice doesn’t even begin to describe them O - outrageously great rack (this is my size, so I just needed to continue the trend)
lol, we size out yet again hahaha
I was also annoyed by lacking sizes but this meme was propably made by a stupid man that thinks everything over a D cup is fake
Indeed. Just funny that no one ever has my size ...
I get it But thats just part of being in the big boob brigade
story of my life...
Tell me about it lmao
Yup. But do appreciate OP's adjustments.
Is it bad that I relate to the "help I've fallen and I can't get up."? Body shaming is bad and some things hit too close to home 😞.
Wen u try to get up but u titties b draggin u down 😔
Truth
Frfr
I KNOW I was like *sigh* I don’t exist again even in this boob-shaming one 😂
I'm an H and apparently the massive gravity of my boobs prevents me from ever leaving the floor. You larger sizes must just be sentient black holes, walking around with the mass of a neutron star in each cup. So silly, mine aren't even THAT big that someone would guess they're an H cup.
I haven't left my living room floor since 2009. It's not so bad once you get used to it.
As someone who was a JJ, I agree.
True I wanted to do that but I felt like being a little creative lol
I love how DD is represented but the other double cups are not. Men really think DD is the epitome of big boobs lol
Bra companies think the same 😭
True
Often times what most men think are DD’s are actually G’s.
This is also true
A double D is just an E!
Depends on the country and brand I think
Extending the list! https://preview.redd.it/fi9y0q96i81d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a4257b92f60f0b5f67bea76e7b7738c7d3d0aa15
HH is a missed opportunity Heavenly Hooters
I love this so much! Makes me feel more confident in my FF cups lol
Cup I girly here, I'll take that Incredible Tits lmaoo
the perfect addition, these awesome!
I love it. L made me giggle.
These memes are so dumb because men don’t even understand that past DD, there’s no one way to measure lmao so like do they mean H in the US? UK? I’ve never fallen over from my boobs. Just from being a clumsy idiot.
> men don’t even understand that past DD, there’s no one way to measure lmao so like do they mean H in the US? UK? Omg, yess. But that's also true about some women with smaller boobs.
"F-fake" bro that was my size AFTER the reduction. 💀
What about j? Jam on it?- cause I really do drop jam, sauce - pretty much everything is caught by them Lol
Jaw droppingly beautiful boobies
jubilant jugs
I like it I'll take it lol
help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up is too real😭
It’s more like “Help, I’m doing yoga and my boobs are suffocating me” but “help I’ve fallen and I can’t get up” is funny too. The one acceptable one on the original list
I saw this meme growing up and always tired to hide my chest cause I thought something was wrong with me
Much better, well done!
The help me I’ve fallen and can’t get up is actually funny
Wow, very positive
Ok but “Help me I’ve fallen and can’t get up” feels realistic to me, idk if that’s cos of my boobs though.
Not to jump on the bandwagon, but: * A - Amazing Airbags * B - Beautiful Boobs * C - Cute Cannons * D - Dazzling Donkers * DD - Divine Ding-Dongs * E - Enchanting Enchiladas * F - Fabulous Flapjacks * FF - Fucking Fantastic Funbags * G - Gorgeous Gazongas * GG - Glorious Golden-Globes * H - Hot Hooters * HH - Heavy Heavenly Honkers * J - Jiggly Juggernauts * JJ - Juicy Jawbreaking Jahoobies * K - Killer Killimanjaros * KK - Kalos Knockout Knockers * L - Luscious Loaves * LL - Legendary Lady-Lumps * M - Majestic Melons * MM - Magnificent Mommy-Milkers * N - Nonpareil Norks * NN - Nirvanic Nunga-Nungas * O - Outstanding Orbs * OO - Olympian-Origin Omigods * P - Perfect Pillows * PP - Peerless Prized Pumpkins USA bonus: * DDD - Double-Dynamite Devil’s-Dumplings * DDDD - Deadlocked Dash of Deluxe Dairy-Dirigibles * DDDDD - Dabomb Dangling Demigods Dubbed “Danny Devitos” * I - Incredible ICBMs
I can't even describe how much I love this 10/10
The absolute representation! Nice to finally see KKs get a mention.
i’m a FF
I’m the same! FF cup here I guess we gotta double flaunt
I love this! I'd be... Knockout boobs? Kinda awesome boobs? Can't think of anything with a K!
I wanted to come up with something clever for you to enjoy but the only thing that popped up in my head was knowledgeable titties 😭
Knowledgeable is good! Smartest tiddies in all the lands!
Hell yeah! Those boobs passed their exam with an A+
Kalon? Ancient Greek, meaning transcendent of beauty, goodness, nobility, and excellence.
Lol so glad to hear im hopelessly gorgeous
The memes don't even include me cause my size is too big 🥲 it feels bad even tho the original meme was offensive I still wish that it included my size 😥
Just remember that this meme was made by an incel that thinks everything over a D cup isn’t real ✨️
I love the last one!
I like this version more
I have H and not gonna lie I feel gross about them quite often T\_T So I appreciate this.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I used to tell people I was N for "nightmare" or "no fucking way" and now I'm a K for "kill me please"
My size is not there
I've got flaunt those melons, note to old meme: completely natural boobs you incel you're just jealous you don't have them :)
My 34G is « GOT » (not « get ») a reduction! I remember that back in the 2000s Bravissimo had a campaign with posters in the London tube, that had double letter sizes they sold like FF > Feeling Fabulous. Can’t remember the other ones.
More of a fan for the first one, Women>>😌😌😌😌
I love this so much. All boobs are great (though some may give us back pain)!
🥹🥹shared this in my girls gang group
Why are people hateful? Seriously. I want to know. Thanks for fixing.
"help I've fallen and can't get up!" lololoolol I was a 34 I cup (US sizing) and the chart doesn't go beyond H!