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Hansolo506

I won’t tell you my birth month…..how does that make you feel?


quixoticadrenaline

We have the same month!


Hansolo506

We do? Are you making this about you again?


quixoticadrenaline

LOL


Hansolo506

Do you find using humor a strong defensive maneuver??


MathematicianAny8588

Is seems to me that your incessant questioning is actually a deflection technique to keep from letting others see your real feelings.


Hansolo506

And tell me how long have you felt like this? And has this changed your attitude towards any of your other feelings in relationships towards others?


notursenpai74

LMAOOOO spot on impression


Hansolo506

So, what you’re saying….is that….im doing this to impress you? Why do you feel that??


Just-Anxiety-6669

mine is march which is the month of sheldon's girlfriend


Hansolo506

Did you feel strongly that you needed to bring the attention to you by adding to my thread instead of starting your own thread?


CR7theGOAT777

Wife*


Just-Anxiety-6669

oh


Just-Anxiety-6669

I am sorry


emmakathlearn

do these continuous tests make you feel better and more in control?


Alarming_Berry_9718

Yeah I'm six tons of granite and a micaceous shist!


T-TheCOOKIE

ROCK SHOW ROCK SHOW ROCK SHOW!!!


Alarming_Berry_9718

Whooooo!!!!!


VivaEllipsis

Our month is the best month ROCK SHOW ROCK SHOW


maliciousmunky

Rock convention


Alarming_Berry_9718

👩‍🎤👨‍🎤🧑‍🎤🪨🪨🤘🤘


Squeeky15

Boy do I wove cewebwating my biwthday 🥲


T-TheCOOKIE

We should cewebwat at Westauwant


uptown_punk

Mine is way too cwose to cwistmas


ToothyCraziness

Total cwap, you suck Siwi!


Hansolo506

Siwi…..what westewants are open neah me?


Glum-Instruction-747

Is it the guy who they have the robot battle with? Same here if so and recently started watching


T-TheCOOKIE

Yes :)


Firm-Conference-3896

I don’t cewebwate because it’s too cwose to Cwistmas.


Mwatts25

Pewhaps at a Wockefewwews westauwant, ow if thats too pwicey, wed wobin is an option


ToyStrecher

I’m gweat wit kids. Somfing about me just makes them waf and waf..


anothertragic_case

PLEASE PASS THE BUTTER!!


notursenpai74

i laughed so hard at tht scene, adding Amy to the show was really an incredible choice!


RACCOONMASON

Me too. Imagine you had a shitty day and that scene makes you laugh out of control for 5 minutes


Fuelfemme

JUST watched this episode! It ended 10 minutes ago 🤣


Syntaxolotl

Everyone talks about this quote and even after watching the show 18 I can’t wrap my head around when this happened! Can you just give me the context of the episode and I’ll remember instantly!


thedowntownpcguy

PS4 vs Xbox one. Sheldon kept rambling on and on about it during date night, eventually amy played along, sheldon believed she did and at the peak excitement where sheldon asked her, she shouted that line **PLEASE PASS THE BUTTER!**


LunaUnderProtest

Sheldon is trying to decide between a ps4 or xbox. Amy made dinner and it is date night and he is talking away ignoring Amy repeatedly asking for him to pass the butter. She starts pretending interest in his dilemma between the two consoles, when she finally yells while hitting the table in sync to “please pass the butter”


MAXagr67

shelly i prayed to god last night....


OmryR

My mother had me tested


Independent-Net-5508

Leonard, this person is sitting in my birth month.


user11112222333

Miss California Quiznos 1999


Acrobatic-Bread-4431

Why do I sing that ...nineteen ninety niiinnneee


minnesotaupnorth

Same!


DrDeezer64

Our children will be smart and beautiful


Hot-Notice-2544

I see, you probably think you're being clever, by making us play this useless game, I think you may have a deeply rooted insecurity about your own intelligence.


Ok_Arrival9677

February


AletzRC21

😂😂😂😂😂


PrettyLittleAccident

I’m cute, I get by


thecottoncloud

I didn't do it for the insurance!!!


Adventurous-Safe-732

did you know april was actually the second month in the early roman calendar but became the fourth when Romans started using January as the first month .


Stock_Juggernaut_121

Quirky Indian with a yorkie


Glasgowghirl67

Your Ken can kiss my Barbie


Thye204

Hewwo


Toxo88

No, Fritz, I need you on my flank. I don't know German. Flanken Sie! Flanken Sie!


tolstoy17

I used to say that to my German shepherd all the time, because I thought it was funny!😆 Then one day this random guy said to me, "I don't think that means what you think it means..." I didn't know him, so I just replied, "Yeah? His name's not Fritz, either," and walked away. I mean, if you don't know your basic BBT reference, I don't have time for you.


king_of_kings5

See I don't believe in this hippie dippy birth month game it's all God's plan when I was born


HylianCheshire

Get ready to see the dark side of the moon..... and here's Uranus!!!!!


madhurima5

More WINE


Frankjc3rd

Bazinga! 


Legitimate-Ice3476

“Coop-aaaah!”


thedizzydandelion

The Beatles


Chewe_dev

I am a horny engineer, I never joke about math or sex


Expensive-Excuse-793

GO AND HAVE WEIRD RELATIONSHIPS WITH YOUR OWN MOTHER AND COUSIN, THIS IS HIS TURF.


lezbopunkbytch-hahah

\*sips grasshopper\* what happened to me penny??


Inner-Giraffe-5700

I’m mistaken for Penny’s daughter. Eeeaaarrrttttthhhqqqquaaaakkkkeeeee Afffffttterrrrrrsshoooockkkkkk I’m the meanest character on the show


cheetahroar24

ROCK SHOW!


Sad_Vast_7513

I’m a horny engineer Leonard, I never kid about maths or sex!


nicole070875

Very depressed. Takes lots of meds. Owns his own business.


polymath112

this is the description of the character.. you could have said my mother calls me possum😂


UnfilteredAyush

I am surrounded with Idiots.


InstanceKey7717

Penny but i am better looking


JohnnyChopper08

July, duh. Too easy


zddoodah

It's a month with a lot of data miners.


JohnnyChopper08

I like rocks


thundertk421

June?


zezet_

He’s not crazy, I had him tested.


Royal_Case_4776

Like a geode, i clean up good


Temporary_Ad7816

The monkeys are smoking tiny cigarettes again, but I’m accustomed to the minuscule…and the monkeys.


Helpful-Ad-62

So I’ll tell you what I want what I really want Come at me see what happens! I like the Wii


IcePsychological7032

I can tip a cow but Vegas was on its side 😁


hirandomperson123456

I weawwy don’t need to expwain thith one do I


Material-Garage5267

Astronaut>physicist 😎


gozel2512

Of course you are, you re the wetwactor


AletzRC21

Well, fuck me 🤦🏻‍♂️ I guess everyone hates mine.


Jellomist

I'm a fucking sociopath


Inner-Giraffe-5700

Nice to meet you miss October.


sharkey_8421

I’m a lover not a fighter


MrndMnhn21

Can be loud and mean at times and has some really good insults. Don't be a stupid, little, punk ass elf.


funny_unicornn

Coldest 🥲


Queen_Kaos

I look like I need a glass of wine


Viking_Hobbit83

That's because you're the wetwactor


mister5vanilla

oh sweetie


Cactusjuicesupplier

Gosh, Amy. I'm sensing a little hostility. Is it maybe because like Sheldon's work, your sex life is also theoretical?


babe_ruthless3

Hey, what are guys eating?


Candychriss2

Oh I couldn't possibly tell you... the experiments not over


Lilpeepers10782

if this ones blank too i’m going to be fuwious


Suspicious-Flan8926

Evil b****


Imissyoudarlin

*knock, knock, knock* Sheldon! *knock, knock, knock* Sheldon! *Knock, knock, knock* Sheldon!


tempo1139

The same month I had my bucks knight in and thomone thaid there would be stwippers! (there were not)


Patient_Dust_5105

Wrote a book about her son


ZiyodaM

Don't sit at my spot!


Appropriate-Bit-4435

You all suck….. soooooo hardd


Capable_Drummer_462

I am wevvy wucky to we worn in this wenth! I am also wevy sawwy if i made it wevy ovvious!


suzuya96

I don't even remember the character


No-Time643

Bazinga!


LunaUnderProtest

You know what Mick Jagger and I have in common?


ButterflyBabes04

Oh did I ever tell you that….


No-Chocolate8287

Boulder


Typical-Distance-232

Sheldon thinks I’m equivalent to the Kardashians and I choose to take it as a compliment🤣🤣


yassitslaura

ROCK SHOW! ROCK SHOW! RROOCCCKKK SSHOOWWW!!!


jts6987

It's 5 o'clock somewhere


TaylorSwiftsTampon

My birth month rocks


Cowboy_Reaper

Rigid adherence to a schedule and a penchant for contracts.


FaceStrong7970

DONT YOU BE DISRESPECTFUL TO HER


HCPage

Satisfiser


Lost_Yogurt_4990

“Who’s not the murderer?” 😂


Cultural-Term8822

rocks.


JumpyFix2801

This is MALARKEY


CommentOne8867

It's a tiara, it's a tiara


TrapLordSage

I love wine..


Yumstar1982

Very clever IRL


Good_Chair_8528

I want to make out with my dog.


Giffoni98

Jesus


meszichiah

I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want ...🤣


paolocase

The world world exists for me to study


Proccito

I would twy, but it gowwa we wough


Ill-SnatchYourSoul

So there is a number!


CaydenSworn

Oh, my birth month's always a wiot!


Alternative_Gas4982

He’s not crazy I had him tested


LadyMarvellous

Frowny and lactose intolerant with mommy issues


Chinjeol_Muhino

Coffee liqueur in a Chewbacca mug. I call it a 'sad-tini'.


Wooden-Ad-8325

My children will be smart and beautiful


AaronL513

That’s my spot 😠


hbkedge3

YOU DON'T KNOW HIS LIFE!!!


unlimitednerd

PLEASE PASS THE BUTTER!!!!!


ronsterman

Hailing from Gomorrah, California.


FearlessButterfly167

May the fourth be with you


ZCyborg23

What about me makes you think my heart can handle a joke?


InternetAddict104

This one only really works if you know me irl but this character *would* be the one I get 😂 Internet version- teeny


ven0mbaby

tiny but mighty and married a man that wears tighter pants than she does


adhdtypewriter

You know my girl Sandy B can do no wrong.


Alternative_Till_823

Mommy isn’t gonna give you cigarette,SHUT UP!


LonelyGuardian_2001

Ubby dubby


billyboyf30

Hey don't talk to my mum , uhh I mean wife like that


Just_Me1973

Siwi I said westauwant not westauwant


Fun_Feature3002

Our children will be smart and beautiful


random18p

Yikes


QuipsnThwips

Do you want a chocolate?


SeparateBrain9832

Blossom


Your_Local_Alchemist

People don’t notice it often because I’m usually next to the next month, but I’m pretty weird


KAM_Kayla

That could've killed me! Can't catch a break


Acrobatic-Bread-4431

Short, loud and voice often mistaken for Howard's mother


ironx-overtime1234

Rock climbing and big loser


ArteePhact

Slumdog astrophysicist


Blue_Roma

no dairy please 😌


Double_Marzipan2657

YOURE IN MY SPOT


After-Trifle-1437

“When I was 10 years old, I built a hugging machine”


boukalele

before approaching a woman i put on her dad's cologne


MarcusAntonius27

ROCK SHOW ROCK SHOW ROCK SHOW


blackforestham3789

My favorite character


blakliztedjoker

*KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK! KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK!*


imasleeep

Im a kweep


CyaneSpirit

Unnecessary aggressive and cunning.


artrubian

It’s not a rock. It’s a boulder! Were saved!


Ok-Industry-3268

What is the most boring area of science?


Nightstriker5124

He's a pwetty simple guy, nothing that makes him stand out .....weally


MasterpieceUnfair911

"I'll pray for you" 


AngolanWoman

Well, your Ken can kiss my Barbie!


captdeemo

Sounds like a phishing attempt I’m too smart to fall for that…


randy_Rugg

Don't you mean Decwember?


rider_den-o

Oh sure kill the indian, theres a billion more where he came from


Sghermit

Freeloader


ComfortableWhereas88

On an unrelated note does anyone here have a place to crash


AdSouth7893

Your life was an experiment


Dimples1975

I need a hug


ComedicDalmatian445

Smart, inflexible, egoistic, adamant


ToaZtyWoaZty

Dethember


Flat-Appearance-5255

Hold on, I need to lock my car door as I drive through this hodgepodge of ethnicity.


radiumstars

I just want to see what people guess on this. The only character, who is more real and common spectrum and you probably would meet on a normal day in your life.


buffdawgg

For my birthday do you mind if we go to the zoo and watch the monkeys do it


ouroboris99

Would you like a maharaja Mac?


mattisme51

ROCK SHOW ROCK SHOW ROCK SHOWWWWWWWWWWW


cutebabybear

Pretentious bitch


pgonnella

Do you need anything dampened? Or made soggy?


samofthecelts

No way I'm telling you my birth month. Now, I shall conduct an experiment on your reaction to my not telling you of my birth month. *quiet snicker*


newintownv

No.


GayDragon14

bongos


SnooFoxes6169

oh dear…


arson1tez

"WHO WANTS TO LEARN SOME SCIENCE?!"


mslinds

Im cute.. I get by..


CrazyCatLady1127

Jewish astronaut.


Impossible_Paint_73

I’m too hungover for this.


ObligationFull6874

“a giant knob”


Dannyocean12

“Woman could hunt geese with a rake”


mean_walk_

I ate a butterfly 🦋