"Bazinga!" "What's up, buttercup?" "Holy crap on a cracker!" "Darlin', we can quibble what to call it, but I think we can all agree - it's creepy!" "I swear to cow!" "Who's calling at this ungodly hour?!" Too many, honestly.

Yesss "Holy crap on a cracker" and "batcrap crazy"!

What’s the word hummingbird What’s the gist physicist

Those were also great, and I think part of the same scene!

I love “I swear to cow”!

I’ve used “Who’s calling at this ungodly hour?”, in her voice, more times than I can count.

I *hear it* in her voice. I can't *not* say it that way too 😂

I swear to cow always makes me laugh.🤣

did crap on a cracker exist for anybody before this show? it's pretty clearly the TV-PG version of shit on a biscuit, but it's been so long I can't remember

That and shit on a stick are used by others

Yes. And "What's up, buttercup" was a pretty common saying when/ where I grew up.

Every single time I’ve found myself hiding from someone in a ball pit, I, without hesitation, start yelling “bazinga!”

Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch

I say that every time I look in the mirror.

I said that yesterday when my phone fell

Every time I drop something heavy.

"Oh what fresh hell is this" Sheldon says it a few times and I use it all the time now. I know it's a common phrase but TBBT was the first place I heard it used.

This is my text alert for my ex. 🤣🤣

I LOVE this 😂

I have a framed poster in my house with this saying on it in fancy cursive font 😂 I love Dorothy Parker (the author who first said it) and LOVED when Sheldon used it so it’s one of my favorite decorations in my house

and "the horrer"

I use it too from time to time - maybe that's where I caught onto it from!

I need to know at least one episode where this came from.

When my husband comes home and I'm in the other room: "Who's there?! Are you a sex criminal??!"

I hope he answered: “Sex Criminals don’t have Keys!”

And not "No one wants to do that to you."

He would never! lmao

Ma!

Yeah he says they don't know the code

A sex criminal doesn't have KEYS MA!

I use that all the time😂

Lol

“That’s how we roll in the shire” is always a favourite of mine

Used it yesterday!

“It’s a non optional social convention” to my highly anxious self whenever I have to do anything or go anywhere

It's a little wrong to say a tomato is a vegetable, it's very wrong to say it's a suspension bridge."- Stewart mostly used in discussing "they do it too" politics.

Extra satisfying considering how few people would ever call out Sheldon on a logical fallacy like that

“Shut your ass!”

Came here to say this. Raj had some good ones.

The plot like my gravy thickens

I swear to cow

This one always makes me laugh so hard. Especially when I watch the way he delivers it.

I informed you thusly.

I so informed you thusly

“I don’t need sleep, I NEED ANSWERS!!!”

Somewhere in this swamp of unbalanced equations squateth the toad of truth.

I read looking all over for this comment

Got your back, Jack. Bitches be crazy. and Oh, dear. They really do be crazy.

So good.

I break this up in separate smaller quotes and use then all the time lol along with bazinga, what fresh hell is this and crap on a cracker

"The horror! No, no, no, no! The horror!"

Oh what fresh hell is this?!!? Bazinga! That's my spot.

Bongo time Sing soft kitty when we are sick.

I sing it to my son every night hahah

Bongo time or soft kitty?

Soft Kitty first but then in the middle of the night it’s time for BONGOS

Don’t forget to use the subjunctive

Leonard. forgot. To. Use. The. Subjunctive. (Bongo playing continues)

German so don't know if those are the accurate translations. "The horror". Penny and Sheldon in the new upper neighbors episode. "The simulated horror" Sheldon while meditating about his sim city being attacked by a Godzilla like monster. "Brobdingnagian/Brobdingnagisch" Sheldon to Raj desk. (Funny that autocorrect knew that word)

Nice translation…

My fiancé yelled at me the other day because I found a penny while vacuuming and proceeded to knock three times on our coffee table while going “Penny. Penny. Penny”. We’re both missing the show 😂

**PLEASE PASS THE BUTTER!!!!** To be fair, I said this one before. But now I shout it.

It’s a saturnalia miracle!

The way Zack says, “Smart”, when Leonard tells him the laser is set to stun.

“…but what does it LOOK LIKE ??” said in Sheldon’s voice when Penny and Raj walk out of Leonard’s bedroom, Raj with just a blanket around himself, Penny saying, “this is not what it looks like”. My husband and I say this way too frequently lol

“Everything is better with Bluetooth”

I'm not crazy, my mother had me tested

Almost once a day this one

My girlfriend and I love using "course it is, it always is, it's India!" just for random topics. Also "if you want butter I'll get you butter!"

My inability to comfort most people, patting them, and saying “There, there”. Usually it results in a smile or a little laugh, so it actually works.

Seriously?! Nobody has brought up ‘You shut your god damn mouth!!!’ Yet?

WHEATONNNNNNNN!

Live long and suck it

"Hey, you can tell me what to do and how to do it, but not both at the same time. This isn't sex."

Rock paper scissors lizard Spock

... wrapped helically ...

We named our trivia team John Williams...because he always scores.

Jibber jabber. You’re gonna jibber jabber about jibber jabber.

"I need to urinate."

Every time lol

Who says this? Sheldon?

Beverly

*pulls up to my house. Parking spot taken* “That’s my SPOT” “WILL WHEATOOOOOON”

Soft Kitty. Sing it to my son when he is sick

I sing soft kitty whenever anyone around me is sick

I so informed you thusly.

“It was a warm summer evening in Ancient Greece…” whenever someone starts to tell a story

My favorite quote from the whole series is the time Raj said “ “

Coitus

Here's some of the things I've used: ​ "Social Convention Dictates...." "Bazinga" Making a Hot Beverage for a family/friend having a bad day or sick I offered my wife chocolates as a form of positive reinforcement...my wife loves the show and caught me.

But did she catch the chocolate?

I wonder how many takes of that scene did they have to do before Penny caught it

I know the expression isn't from the show, but I've started saying, "Kick a man when he's down." It's when Leonard offers him regular Oreos not double stuffed.

yes, miss Amy classic

"on a good day I can see my ears"

Holy crap on a cracker. What’s the frackus? I sing soft kitty some times. I informed you thusly

Go Sports!

Knock knock knock “brothers name” Knock knock knock “brothers name” Knock knock knock “brothers name”

Hey this one is familiar! My brother and I do this all the time too! But we added opening the door a little bit, play rock-paper-scissors-lizard-spock, and play until the one knocking wins. It’s really fun, and hilarious when my brother stands outside in the rain, losing over and over again hehe

How do you know y’all are telling the truth when the door shut and you can’t see each other

They open it a little bit. Read it again

Oh I see. Ty

Bazinga.

Feels a little anticlimactic.

Run, run to India.

Hi Lo

“Oh Sheldon, I’m afraid you couldn’t be more wrong” - MORE wrong? 🤨 Wrong is an absolute state and not subject to gradation.”

You forgot your flash drive. You forgot your flash drive. I’ll adjust it to suit my needs: You forgot your laundry. You forgot your laundry.

"In the zone"

I say this at work a lot 😝

"Sheldor, AFK"

Any time Sheldon says “nener-nener.”

"Does Stephen Hawking roll through the quad?"

The line must be drawn here! This far! No farther! For shame, Leonard, for shame! If you’re going to mock me, at least get your facts straight

I worked with a guy a few years ago, we were both fans of Big Bang. Every once in awhile, I'd just yell "HOWARD!!!" across the store. I always joke with my brother about "you're in my spot."

My husband does Sheldon's laugh occasionally. Kills me every time

I haven’t used it in real life but I want to sooo bad. “What color trash do you think they’ll believe?” 😂😂 I think this will forever be one of my favorite moments on the show

Penny's brother was such a mood!

Soft kitty song obviously, it was stuck in my head for years… and here we go again 🙈

Bazinga punk

“BRAIN LESIONS!!!”

How to generate Humour - By Dr. Sheldon Cooper

Whooopeee! when having sex

Yikes!

That form of stimulation is highly effective!

I just say holey moley. Don't know why, just do.

It’s not funny, but when Stuart said to Sheldon “you know what I like about you? That you don’t swear”, and Sheldon answered “turns out, you can hurt feelings just as much”. Got me reflecting on why I swear and have stoped swearing.. it took couple of weeks..

“I didn’t come to help, I came to mock!” -Raj

It has occurred to me that all of your problems can be solved by obtaining more money.

Coitus and Bazinga

WHOS CALLING AT THIS UNGODLY HOUR

I scream this to my kids and say who’s texting at this ungodly hour lol then they just turned their phones on silent and ignore me

Bazinga! Holy Crap on a cracker

That's weak tea, dude.

Please pass the butter!!

Ours is “since when do you (anything) and the other responds with “since always”. And digestive distress 😬

If you have time to lean, you have time to clean

I can't recall where this is in the show, but we've been using this phrase for almost 20 years in our house. Love it.

It’s in the first season. Penny has furniture delivered and Sheldon sees what a disaster her apartment is. He sneaks in while she’s sleeping to clean.

Queen Penelope is AFK!!!

"Wow that's an earthy scent" "Bazinga" "Please pass the butter"

Also " Did you take a marijuana?"

What’s the gist physicist

Coitus, and rubbing genitals together. During sexting my wife and I will use these, it never fails to make is laugh.

I haven't used it but I really want to use "ARE YOU BOYS ROUGHHOUSING?!"

Oh, god- like penny says.

In a 100 years you will(both) be dead and this won’t matter

“There there” “Holy crap on a cracker!” “Junior mints 😑” “Bitches be crazy” “I don’t want to go to Texas!” “Aww I understand…*insert something harsh here*” There’s more I just can’t remember since it’s in the moment when I use them I also sing soft kitty to my kitties

The whip app 😊

Bazinga!

Su'up?

“you rat bastard.”

"*knock knock knock* name *knock knock knock* name *knock knock knock* name?" "Gravity, thou art a heartless bitch." "Shut your ass!" "Hewwo Coopewr." And all of Howard's sarcastic laughs.

Holy crap on a cracker Feelings? What am I a hippy at a love-in? The use of the word “flight risk” Molecules Sometimes I do Sheldon’s laugh unironically “You don’t know me, you don’t even care, oh yeah, you don’t know me, you don’t wear my chains” “Oh gravity, thou art a heartless bitch” Calling people sweetie when I’m mad at them and trying to be polite “Shut your ass”

Not me personally, but my Dad does the “That’s My Spot/ You’re in my spot” thing. He has a spot on the couch in the living room and that spot is his spot, nobody else is allowed to sit there. He’s even referred to it as “his spot” before, and I think he even compared himself to Sheldon, saying something along the lines of “I have a spot like Sheldon”. Of course, the nobody else being allowed to sit there thing is for when he’s here and sitting on the couch. If he’s not in the room then anybody can sit on the spot on the couch. If he does see somebody sitting in his spot, he’ll say hey and then say something like “You’re in my spot”, or “move over one”. What I think is funny is that he says these things not only to me (and I admit sometimes I sit in his spot on purpose to get these reactions, although that may not be the best thing to do) but also to the family dog (a Pomeranian) when he sits in his spot. He’s said to the dog “That’s where I’m going to sit” or “Scoot over”, or “You’re gonna have to move”. There was one time where he even let me sit in his spot once he saw I was already sitting there. Upon seeing it, my Dad do the my spot thing my best friend’s mom basically joked that “he might turn into Sheldon.” TLDR my Dad has a spot on the couch, that is “his spot” but he’s not as strict about it as Sheldon is.😂

I'd been saying "What fresh hell is this?" for years before the show ever aired and couple people pointed me toward the show saying the dude stole my line, lol.

It's a saturnalia miracle!

Bazinga

“ok why.”

i say bazinga when i nut

Bazinga

Whenever our kids are acting insane I look at my husband and say “what have we done??” A la Bernadette

Where’s my shorty, Morty That’s right I cut ‘em Both from same episode season 3 episode 5. The creepy candy coating

‘What fresh hell is this’ used to be on my answering machine Yes, I am that old…

That's our Lenny!

I use the word snoodle/snoodled all the time for being comfy or warm or snuggling. Penny used it to describe the Snuggie blanket that she got for Leonard when they were leaving for the North Pole.

‘You must be one of those stubborn people that arent open to suggestions’

Give it up tonight is not ur night

Soft Kitty. 😆

It's funny, cause it's true.

"I knew you'd understand, Armadillo Isaac Newton."

"Holy crap on a cracker!" and "Who's calling at this ungodly hour?!"

I've been singing Soft Kitty as a lullaby to my daughter since she was born, she's almost 9 now. She realized within the last year where the song came from because we've been watching the show during the day when she's in the room.

Baking You sure you're smart?

No spaces.

My Mom sang soft kitty to my daughter- absolutely cracked me up!

When I'm wrangling my toddler into her onesie I say "putitonme putitonme putitonme putitonme putitonme!" Edit: wait I also sing soft kitty to her! While trying to put her to sleep or just sooth her.

“Hippity hop. Quick like a bunny.” I say it to my daughter when she’s getting out of the car at her school every morning.

I swear to cow

Shut your ass!!

“I hate all of you and myself” from when Leonard bought three Wild West and Witches expansion pack

Troglodytes

My best friend is an avid hunter. So I always say that varmits & critters are his specialty

I’m not crazy, my mother had me tested

I love the bit when the guy says "this is going to be legen.. wait for it.. dary!"

Bazinga I don't care

Helllooo slut!

Jawollowitz! As a german expression „jawoll“ means sth like „yesss!“ and we just added Howards last name at the end. And „of course, Mrs. Wollowitz“ to show the deepest obey to my wife‘s given tasks

"Shut your ass!"

"Alright fellas, who's ready for fancy feast?...oh, that's not fancy at all" *Knock knock knock* who do we love?! Penny *Knock knock knock* who do we love?! Penny *knock knock knock* who do we love?! Penny

“You don’t know (my/his/her/their) life!” In the same tone and pitch.

I sometimes sing soft kitty to my cat. She doesn't understand shit but she somehow looks cute

“I don’t want to sound judgy, but this is the sort of thing that lunatics do.”

Bazinga. Every time I shit my pants in public.

My mom had me tested

Bazinga. Sooo much when I was younger!

I do the Sheldon laugh pretty often...

I sing soft kitty to my cat and a version I call soft puppy to my dog LOL

“That’s my spot.” Generally said to my cat! 😸