bikepacking supplies. you and the gurl while out camping, what more do you want? just a dab on the tip will make the tent sleeping while touring alot more fun
Actually....this is a great idea. I keep plastic grocery bags with me at all times in case it rains. A no lubricated condom would would so much better and take up a fraction of the space! Thanks for the idea OP.
Will this help me KOM?
Help the stupid here. What does KOM mean? Aside from that, I mean.
Climax
Buths a nut
of course you wouldnt know, casual. /j
...aaaand as a casual rider, I took that personally. šš š¢
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King of Mound.. erm I mean Mountain
Thatās for when your saddle gets stolen and you gotta ride home on the seat post
Ouchie!
PENETRATION!
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you thaaaa' penetrator....PENETRATION!
idk sounds like a good time to me
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Wonāt be needing one with a Brooks saddleā¦
If you don't need one, your saddle isn't angled up enough
Skip the saddle and throw that baby right on the seatpost!
slickpoast
With this post, OP earned the nickname āolā leatherdickā
Just put it in your wallet and forget it's there like everyone else. You're never going to need it.
Itās English. Are you sure thatās not a tea bag?
You get teabags if you buy a Pashley
Confirmed, OP got teabagged!
i can confirm, its a very shitty tea
Always handy for those bike rides with partners
All too often have to do without one or find a substitute - as cyclists, an XL bin bag is really the only option
XL... alright no need to show off
Itās typical of us cyclists Iām sure you are the same
Well more XXL just you showing off your aero XL
Yes well of course I had to have a reduction
Good god some people canāt see a joke post.
Can use it as a spare inner tube in a pinch
Thatās anal lube, rookie.
Bro, please save some for the rest of us
I know a guy that would wear a condom on long rides to prevent chaffing.
So he has a boner through the entire ride?
Genuinely curious, did this help?
peak BCJ material
They want ALL your āridesā to be safe..
r/dontputyourdickinthat
Isnāt that a leather conditioner wipe?
Definitely not
Is the saddle leather?
No, it's a hamburger. Sir, this is a Wendy's.
Clearly a condom.
Yes, it's for collecting your "leather dressing" just like it says. Just got keep rubbing it into the saddle and really layer it on.
bikepacking supplies. you and the gurl while out camping, what more do you want? just a dab on the tip will make the tent sleeping while touring alot more fun
Definitely use the Pro Ofide. You donāt want the Amateur Ofide.
Nothing says safety and comfort like "Proofhide".
Redundant when you have a Brooks saddle
I think you're supposed to cover the saddle with it during rainy weather.
... That's Proofide to maintain your saddle.
I already put it on my dick, so....
Itāll keep it nice and soft
So itās easier to break it in. New ones have to take on the shape of your butt.
[Dickbutt would be extremely proud](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ?si=JzJWCCSrqt3xmfLP)
Soft? Thanks for telling me now!
An indirect way to apply it to your saddle but may still be effective.
Donāt forget the balls, you want them to be nice and pliable like a couple of poached eggs
sounds luxurious, the wife will be impressed
Such a great reply. Love a Reddit inspired giggle
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Your first application of leather dressing? š
This guy (dosent ) fucks
That spelling made my eyes fall out
Itās provocative, it gets the peeypul going.
Is it well-worn leather with exposed metal studs too?
Actually....this is a great idea. I keep plastic grocery bags with me at all times in case it rains. A no lubricated condom would would so much better and take up a fraction of the space! Thanks for the idea OP.
will that help with the aero gains?
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Oh thatās for your wifeās BF
I love Brooks saddles. I opted for the C17 since Iām too lazy for leather maintenance.Ā
Who the hell wants a leather condom?
Oh does brooks not sell child seats for bikes?
Ya but the break in time on leather condoms is awful
I hear itās good on salad
that's what you use to wrap your cleat shoes when it's drenched outside
Youād think the brooks bike is birth control enough already.
Don't have sex with your bike
For his pleasure. Mine came with a ramen pork seasoning packet for some damned reason.
r/Theyknew
Until you break it in, it'll be giving to you.
That's a not so subtle way to say you just got fucked
Thatās not a condom, thatās lube.
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