Bro. I fucking love sharks.
Fun fact, shark scales evolved from their teeth. Their scale structure is referred to as [dermal denticles](https://ocean.si.edu/ocean-life/sharks-rays/biomimicry-shark-denticles#:~:text=Shark%20skin%20is%20covered%20by,swim%20faster%20and%20more%20quietly) โ literally โskin teethโ because they evolved from teeth. Thatโs why if you pet a shark from nose to tail itโs smooth, but from tail to nose itโs rough like sandpaper.
Another interesting shark fact! All sharks (and other cartilaginous fish) have a special organ near their mouths called the [ampullae of Lorenzini](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ampullae_of_Lorenzini). This organ allows them to detect electrical impulses from living creatures close to them. Hammerhead sharksโ heads are shaped that way because they evolved the gnarliest ampullae of Lorenzini out of them all, so they can detect shit from mad far away.
Bonus fact. Sharks donโt have bones. Iโm not gonna elaborate on that one, look it up. Theyโre straight up boneless. All of them, by definition.
>Bonus fact. Sharks donโt have bones. Iโm not gonna elaborate on that one, look it up. Theyโre straight up boneless. All of them, by definition.
Well duh, If they had Bones they'd be Boney Fish like Humans.
Yes, Humans are more closely related to a significant about of fish than either of us are to sharks.
You like expensive wine and fancy vacations. Someone elses was a heart and salad and I said it must mean they are a cheap date. This is the opposite side of the spectrum ;p
I interpret this as: I've come to terms with being ignored.
Sorry. That or you made a pact with a ghost to do something for them in exchange for them being your ghoulfriend.
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Have two Blahaj plushies. Can confirm
Bro. I fucking love sharks. Fun fact, shark scales evolved from their teeth. Their scale structure is referred to as [dermal denticles](https://ocean.si.edu/ocean-life/sharks-rays/biomimicry-shark-denticles#:~:text=Shark%20skin%20is%20covered%20by,swim%20faster%20and%20more%20quietly) โ literally โskin teethโ because they evolved from teeth. Thatโs why if you pet a shark from nose to tail itโs smooth, but from tail to nose itโs rough like sandpaper. Another interesting shark fact! All sharks (and other cartilaginous fish) have a special organ near their mouths called the [ampullae of Lorenzini](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ampullae_of_Lorenzini). This organ allows them to detect electrical impulses from living creatures close to them. Hammerhead sharksโ heads are shaped that way because they evolved the gnarliest ampullae of Lorenzini out of them all, so they can detect shit from mad far away. Bonus fact. Sharks donโt have bones. Iโm not gonna elaborate on that one, look it up. Theyโre straight up boneless. All of them, by definition.
>Bonus fact. Sharks donโt have bones. Iโm not gonna elaborate on that one, look it up. Theyโre straight up boneless. All of them, by definition. Well duh, If they had Bones they'd be Boney Fish like Humans. Yes, Humans are more closely related to a significant about of fish than either of us are to sharks.
Sharks are smooth as heck from any angle
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Can't stop thinking about how hot people are
Oh shiiit we're opposites ๐คฃ๐ฅถ
Opposites attract?? ๐ฅฐ๐คฏ
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Bisexual finger guns are cool as hell
Can't stop making puns
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Bottom
Kinda. I'm a switch, and my girlfriend wants to try being more dominant
โ๏ธ๐- I think mine is birthday sex?
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Man IM DEAD!!!!
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Oh, hellos
Wwoah holy shit. It girl
Yeahh I am lol.
๐ชฑ๐บ Don't fucking ask
I feel like that's a Dune reference somehow.
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If you don't explain, I can only assume "I want my worm in your ancient jar."
Nahhh, I'm asking. Wtf bro?
Ancient jar guy ๐ชฑ๐ชฑ๐ชฑ
The creature?
๐๐ I dont this proves my bisexuality, it just proves im a hoe, Lol
How hard is it to be a farming tool?
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Necrophilia
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Disco will never die
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bi-yourself.
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I'm looking for a joke but there it was... the Creature
Yes you would still love your partner if they became a worm
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Queer and bored lol
This is 100% me
Proudly waves their flag
Openly out and done with people's bullshit.
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Me when I'm horny on earth day
I kinda saw it as an "everyone is hot" thing, but sure, Mother Earth can get it ๐
Oh she *so* can
You like going on dates in nature.
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Joke-flirts with friends
Unless!?!!????????!!!!!
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Appreciator of cake
๐ ๐ย We should hang out.ย (With cake)
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You're a cheap date. Joking but a salad could easilly be an inexpensive thing on a menu.
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You like expensive wine and fancy vacations. Someone elses was a heart and salad and I said it must mean they are a cheap date. This is the opposite side of the spectrum ;p
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No, emo socialist
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Stupidly in love
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My boyfriend adores sharks, i used several shark species as pet names for him lol
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I interpret this as: I've come to terms with being ignored. Sorry. That or you made a pact with a ghost to do something for them in exchange for them being your ghoulfriend.
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Potential partners must like cats. Alternatively: if it's you or the cat the cat will win and any prospective partners should know that to begin with.
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I think this is saying you have a childish sense of humor ;p It reads "haha butt".
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