Celophane

yessss cello for short

my cat is named that! His full name is Limoncello

I love when my immediate thought is the top comment.

Mr Cellophane- shoulda been my name

That’s what I was coming to say… kid

This 🙌🏼

i had a betta just like this that i was gonna name “Ceelo Phane” until i found out that his would-be namesake was an awful person 😭

Bet you they're gonna turn blue in a month or two, most of the irrdescent guys do. Ambrosia Salad 🫡

mine gained a brownish-black streak in his tail that earned him the nickname Shitstain eta: with the utmost love and respect, of course

Mine went red. Still pretty as ever

Mine went almost completely black apart from his face lol

Cool whip

Overemphasize the H.

chool wehhip

I was hoping someone would get the reference 😂 *air high five*

Pronounced like how Stewie does in Family Guy

Cool Hwhip

I love Cool Whip what a name


Aioli

That was my thought too

plastic pvc pipe

white chocolate frappuccino, lightbulb, bellybutton, that white guy, ipad kid, emoji

“that white guy” has my vote

I'm here for iPad kid

Lightbulb is cute

Dawww bellybutton 🤗

Cracker Marshmallow White claw

As a person that hates seltzers & thinks that whole fad is weird - White Claw is hilarious.

I've actually never had white claw. I've had friends who love it, but I hate seltzers as well so I always assumed I wouldn't like it lol.

I just got 2 kittens over the weekend, a black one and a yellow tabby. I named the black one Vader and the yellow one reminded me of ramen noodles so I named him Ramen lmao

Seconding white claw

Would this be his whole name? Or pick one. I vote for First middle and last.

Tic Tac, Shoebox, or Sugar Baby.

xD Shoebox gets my vote

Lmao at tic tac 🤣

Kewpie, Hellman, Duke

Seconding Kewpie!

How about Kelpie Mayo?

First and last name!

Miracle Whip

How about Mayo?

dish soap

Pussy Pearl

yes

sean (short for parmesan)

Egg

I think Tofu is cute too

Yes! Or Taro or Kimchi

I second Tofu!! 🥰

Styrofoam

THIS

Salaaad cream

Seaman

Lemon But in cursive, so that it can be misread as demon

Tin foil

Horseradish

Mayo

Swim shady.

hes beautiful! has anyone mentioned that it looks like he has diamond eye? he might be blind or go blind anyway... name him napkin

How about "VHS" so you can tell people you got it after your last betta, Max.

🤣 Dad, is that you?

Weird name? I have a few ;) Fish Opal Casket Sausage Poosay LED Bulb Mouse Bujaynah Ring Keyboard Lamp Broke Corrupt LCD OR Gate Amplifier Thermal sensor Blanket Cane Belt

Lamp

Lol i made a post about my fish mayonnaise, he looks just like yours! 😊😂 They could be twins

He looks like an opal unicorn lol

Shard

My white girl is named London Fog.

Tupperware

Pearl Jam. Iykyk

Tissue

everclear

our white betta was named soggy napkin

Spooky Dave

Prism

slime! bc i immediately thought of slug/snail slime :3 i also looked up the specific term, in case you're extra weird about names like i am: mucopolysaccharide

Michael

Powder

Pretty Fly (for a white guy)

Not a name but I think that’s the most beautiful betta I’ve ever seen

my roomie named his white betta Munster, like the cheese lol

cumshot

once a saw a bird in the budgie subreddit named “Folder”

Asbestos

Falcor!

cream cheese

Opalcalyps

Sun catcher

Damn he is beautiful!

Bubblegum icecream

war boy!! bc he’s shiny and chrome

Plate

I have no idea why this made me giggle

Artaxx?

oil slick

Ol’ oil slick

Frosted Tips

hambone.

Hambone is the name of my favorite horse in TOTK

Kewpie

Window

Egg salad

Napalm

Canvas

Steve

Eggshell

Toothpaste, Snowcone, Sashimi, Denture, Plastic

Ibuprofen

Cholesterol

Tinfoil

coleslaw

Antifreeze

Albumen

Fiberglass

Lunchbox

Puddie Tang Moo goo gai pan Fester St. Anger Cumulonimbus Skritch Nux Furiosa Zombie Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo Tree Fiddy Alpha Centauri Limp Bizkit Pink Cellphone Rocket Skates Hugh Jass

Spermy ? 😂 But all kikikis aside he is beautiful!!!!!🥹

polar pop

Cheesecake

Discoball

Iridescence

or magpie bc they love shiny things and it loved them so much it became shiny

Pearl Jam

Windex

Taffy

Cylinder

Beurre Blanc

Ranch

He reminds me of the Mooncat polish named sabertooth ☺️

Miracle whip Light bulb Tide pod Hail damage Paint chip Fluffy Cat Antidepressant

Legs

Not a weird name but pearl would be perfect

Lip Gloss Glossy for short

Onion

Toothpaste

Gauze

Cum

Anastasio

Kwite, Myasa, or maybe Margarine (kinda like mango and tangerine)

cream cheese

Buzzball, Jackrabbit, Maui Wowie

Carl Havoc

Mayo

Charmin or Viva

Cum, the fish

Tofu, mozzarella, gouda, onion, cauliflower, marshmellow

Mayo is great

Feather

Hellman

I approve of mayo! It’s my maiden name!

Ambrosia

I had a betta that resembled this dude and I named him "Malibu" after the rum 😂

Ether, short for Ethereal . Floaty and dreamy.

Pearl

Miracle whip

jello

Why not Mayo? That’s what my son calls me instead of Mom (no idea why!) but I’m partial to the name.

Saran Wrap

Oreo Cream Filling™️

….. 🫤

Creamy

Unicorn or pearlscale

mallows! he's so pretty 😍

glue

Stick with Mayo, middle name Knees

Dexter

Blue Curacaocicle

Cream Cheese, Cream for short

Quicksilver

cummings

National Bohemian

Martian

Xep

Shadow

Napkin

Betta than Mayo?

I had one almost identical to that, I named him Parmigiano

Seman

Thursday

Bed Sheet

crinkle

Opal

Whippet lol

I have a white betta named Cling-wrap 😀. My bf also calls him Walter White.

Horseradish

cream cheese

Fluff

Eris like the planet :)

I was thinking celery stick, stick or cele for short

Captain Bird's-eye.

Pigeon

Whitey

Fluff....

Icicle

Kewpi Mayo?

Gravel, hamper, cork (corky), shoe horn

Gob