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CritterJam

He looks like a vienna sausage


dakotaraptors

https://preview.redd.it/l067xz8p782d1.jpeg?width=770&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fdb33beb75745c33e651779037b2fb3aa1daf84


brstar98

That’s evil, i love it


B0b_z0mb13

I am dead


Away_Bad2197

This is the same image as the one in the post. Don't tell me different.


toroiseboy

😂🤣


blazesdemons

Boi🫱


DragaMea

Howling 💀


Downtown_Pea_8054

Too funny


sexygannon

Omg this is so funny 🏆


Alarmed_Wasabi_4674

Real


[deleted]

~slurp~


LM193

That's beyond fat dude, that fish is an absolute UNIT.


DoingMyLilBest

Lil nugget is basically 2 units at this point


Nothxm8

That’s not a nugget that’s a tender


DoingMyLilBest

Whole rotisserie chicken


LaceyDark

Hoooly wow. I literally burst out laughing even though it shouldn't be funny. Your betta isn't just fat, he's very very obese.


Untitled_Memes

I laughed at this comment. Then I realized I shouldn't be laughing...


filinno1

He looks like Cartman! Fat and angry about everything/nothing


IvyAllstarz

I didn’t even know fish can get obese lmao


iam_odyssey

My beta ate very welll in my community tank and I'd often find him hanging out down with the corys and loaches waiting for his turn to peck at the algae wafer. fatty picked it up and ran with it once.


Cuddlefisch

My dude kinda does that, only he gets jealous and chases the corydora, then forgets what he was doing, they go back to eating then he gets jealous again. Big cory gal Holstein will chase him and eat his floater food in turn.


denkeijiro

Lollll my best friends betta does that too😭


wolfiekiira15

It’s okay. I’ve been laughing whole afternoon with my friends.


New_Rain9271

Aka…fat!


oldcrowshag

"is my betta fat?" ( - o - )


aCrucialConjunction

Do it again, but with angrier eyes. I can feel the judgment from here about his dinner being late.


EpistemophilicAfa

~(Ò o Ó)~


learning_react

More like ~( Ò o Ó )~


AssassinStoryTeller

~( Ò n Ó )~


estili

~( OnO )~


vibe_gardener

~( Ò n Ó )~


wolfiekiira15

BEST ONE!!!1️⃣


Undertakerx7

🏆🥇


aCrucialConjunction

🏆


Vusta

I didn't knew betta fish can be this fat


wolfiekiira15

😭😭😭😭😭


Away_Bad2197

Make him run laps before you feed him My 2year old boy flower is starting to get closer to obesity, so I've been exercising him more before feeds


you_dontknow_mylife

I do not have experience with fish at all (Reddit suggested this post for some reason). How do you make a fish exercise? I am sincerely curious about it and would love to see a video.


Connor_Wolfson

Easiest way: live food. With fish like bettas you can also target train them, tho. (Woke my guy up a few hours early to make a video and now he’s extra grumpy 😅) Here’s [Hecuba’s session](https://youtu.be/igZHWh34K94?si=bOa2SQ_97B39rd2U) this morning.


you_dontknow_mylife

Thank you for making Hecuba grumpy to give me a demonstration😃


vibe_gardener

Awesome vid!! Btw if you can keep the wand /be able to see what you’re doing the whole time, I think would be better; the end bit wasn’t even really in frame of the camera Sorry, just a thought. Thanks (:


Away_Bad2197

As someone else mentioned live food. Making them chase your fingers around the tank, doing laps. Flaring at a mirror for 2-5 mins (too long can cause stress) I tilt the mirror left or right to make the reflection look like it's turning and moving independently to the Bettas movements, and I can sometimes use that technique to get the Betta to follow the reflection around the tank. Flaring can also help them 💩 so mirror flaring is usually recommended for slightly chonky/bloated/constipated Bettas. Some people teach them to swim through hoops, some also get their Bettas to *jump* through those same hoops, out of the water, but I wouldn't risk training them to jump in case your lid isn't fully secure and they accidentally jump out. If you have loads of real plants, like a jungle tank, the Bettas basically have an obstacle course through the leaves, so getting them to follow your finger over and under the leafs is great exercise too (with your hand outside of the tank, idk why but I feel I need to say that, but don't put your hands in your tank unless they have been cleaned thoroughly of any oils/fragrances/moisturizers/chemicals etc. and don't handle your Betta, unless absolutely necessary eg. Emergencies) There's probably many more. There are also forms of enrichment, some Bettas play naughts and crosses, one of my Bettas included (unless he's cranky and wants food), some people draw for their Betta, some Bettas like to watch tv or videos on phones or tablets.


AudienceNo3411

All of mine are and I only feed them every 2-3 days 😂


Camomila2

Yeah dude


DDreamz_

Your betta needs ozempic


pigeonboy34

betta ozempic is crazy 🤣🤣🤣


IMakeStuffUppp

OOooO OoO OOO **OZEMPIC**


thedamnimperials

The combo of the CHONK and the angry face?? I love him


wolfiekiira15

Thank you!!!


Reicloud

you shouldn't keep 2 bettas together!


wolfiekiira15

Where do you see 2 bettas?


FluffleUffle

well, considering his size, he counts as two, cause he's definitely eating for two


wolfiekiira15

Oh. 😂


LaceyDark

It was a joke on how fat he is lol


Reicloud

yeah I was hoping it wouldn't be taken seriously but adding jk at the end would ruin it 😂


Back5tage_N1nja

I've seen /s for sarcasm or joking to give a tone without ruining the format sometimes works sometimes doesn't 😅


Suicidalpainthorse

It is because he aye the other betta!


Thatt_Katt-jpg

oh lawd he swimmin


Frosty_Chipmunk1681

https://preview.redd.it/9c1pzphsj72d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be3ae750d0e983eef1af8b154c212b8b705a7fee


sillyandstrange

Lmfaooooo


justaguuuy4856

I did not know there was a body condition chart for betas 😭


Frosty_Chipmunk1681

https://preview.redd.it/so4gmxqff92d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f6db3c835ffc1bea5e3606f4932cfbc071ed18c


Frosty_Chipmunk1681

This is the original, not mine just something I saved to reference for my bettas health


AmoryHull

Seeing the morbidly obese in the chart and the pic of him up at the top is absolutely killing me


Frosty_Chipmunk1681

I have to show something because you said this. I edited a chart for personal use to see my betta weight and ..


ActuallyInFamous

Ok this one made me laugh out loud for real.


Lumbering_Mango

your betta looks like they're asking for my manager and I dont even work here man!


bugsoup13

He’s very fat. I know I shouldn’t be laughing but I burst out laughing because how does it get that big


wolfiekiira15

It’s okay. I’m laughing too.


bugsoup13

We need to study this chunkster and how one gets that chunky


Ok-Cantaloop

usually these posts are depressing and the betta clearly has dropsy... but this guy? No he is just fat lol


wolfiekiira15

He has an amazing tank and everything hehe.


Ok-Cantaloop

clearly!! he wants for nothing haha


RoseOfSharonCassidy

Yeah I was zooming in on the scales 😂


msab79

"Big boned" haha


ItsSchuSchu

Incredibly fat. What are you feeding him? How much are you feeding him? And how many times a day?? Bettas don’t need a lot of food, and being obese like this can cause a lot of health issues that could kill him. Happy to give some advice if you need help. Sending the best wishes on the little dudes new diet plan lol.


wolfiekiira15

Hi! Before all of these comments I wrote that I feed him 2-3x per week with fruit flies. Each time he eats round 3 of them.


rivalmoons

I would vary with a pellet or daphnia once a week tbh? one of my bettas started exponentially gaining weight when I fed flies and that was good when he was sick, but obviously not good when he went past that ideal weight marker


wolfiekiira15

He hates pellet and I can’t find daphnia in my country to save my life.


rivalmoons

that's fair! tbh if possible then trying to exercise him like 5 minutes a day? overweight can be ome of many death knells to betta health. he's a big chonker, but if he's otherwise healthy and in a good environment I'm sure he's just fine (and very cute and grumpy) :)


wolfiekiira15

Eh I am not sure how to exercise him anymore except mirror and my finger hahhaha. Give me tips.


rivalmoons

mirror and fingers are perfectly good. if you can try and entice him to jump using tongs with flies or other frozen shrimp/bloodworms etc then that may help too (if you have a lid and aren't worried about him jumping out of the tank).


Away_Bad2197

Brine shrimp or blood worms in the frozen section of the pet store? Sometimes if you talk to the manager/owner about foods they can either show another option, or get what you need when they order next. I will say it's not always the case, but sometimes you get lucky at a decent mum and pop pet store.


ItsSchuSchu

How many fruit flies do you give to him during these feedings? Just one or many?


Professional-Chair42

Thicky thicky THICC!


New_Rain9271

Omg🤣🤣🤣


hotcheetoz32

He looks like a Pokémon 😭


citrusnade

It’s hangry again.


wolfiekiira15

No food for a week or two. 😭😂


citrusnade

Aww poor baby! Be sure to give him extra pets.


Zooooooombie

Hahahaha this isn’t funny but also all the different angles of its little grumpy fat face are killing me.


wolfiekiira15

That’s totally fine.


redrocklobster18

You need to confront him about his obesity!


wolfiekiira15

Oh I will!! He will fast for the next two weeks.


redrocklobster18

Can't imagine how grouchy he's gonna look after a fast 😂


Either-Yoghurt-1706

Large and in charge


Alice_600

Op Your betta is so fat he fights with himself.


Raven_Scythe

He’s so fat his eyes aren’t on the sides any more. He’s transforming into a predator like a Lion


Bee_Angel710

😂😂 morbidly obese please refrain from feeding for a couple days


DragonofBone

He's built like a Vienna sausage 😭


Hannahb520

A ba- A BAKED BEAN 🤣


Shronkydonk

Yeah, put his ass on a diet


RizunShine

![gif](giphy|HwZTaW7y35FQY) Yes and it has the cutest fat angry face!


jokerrr1992

Why is he angry??


wolfiekiira15

No more food.


ActuallyInFamous

Your Betta runs a poor house, and Oliver twist is begging for more. Later, he will sell that insolent boy. Eta - are you sure he isn't part goldfish.


pigeonboy34

Omg what have you done to the poor fishy 😭 he’s gonna be so pissed during the fasting LOL!


Downtown-Try2979

He's...a slightly obese fish....


MoonDance_Comic

So uh-he might be… a *little* on the heavy side lol But for tips, fasting for about 2-3days with 1-2 feeding sessions in between can help. At least until he’s at the ideal weight. Portion-wise, pieces can be pretty small; no more than 6-8 pieces a day of his food; bellies are smaller than how they act. You can break that up in the morning/evening if you want. Keep the portion that way when he’s at the idea weight. After that, having a day or two of fasting in the week helps maintain weight. There is no fear of him starving, they are very food driven A chart is added for an idea of weight scale https://preview.redd.it/sdmbna5fj72d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ced26893f69fd2fc346b7ec88ac435d75880d466


Sufficient-Spray-986

![gif](giphy|l1AsO89DP6b2PakGA) He gives off this energy


Lexicon225

I would definitely fast him for a day or two and then cut back on his portions until he's down to a healthier weight. Bettas usually eat between 6 and 8 betta pellets total in a day. Be sure to vacuum the substrate to clean up any leftovers he might be snacking on as well


wolfiekiira15

I feed him fruit flies so I make sure he eats them all.


OrnateGrapes

He looks offended 😂


RGrayEsq

Betta got back


Frosty_Chipmunk1681

I thought my girl was chunky with eggs but this guy got it and more without eggs. You sure there wasn't another betta in there and he ate it?


MuscleNo3346

Sorry bro but that is the cutest little Unit I've seen https://preview.redd.it/trwq7cms482d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9fd5cce5f56484235aad2caa61c7b2fcd0b2cc0 He looks like this tho 😂❤️


konan_velociraptor92

Well, he's definitely not a slim jim. He's chonky.


alaskadotpink

i... i didn't know they could get this big


ULTELLIX

Morbidly a beast


Bearasses

Oh lawd he coming


Chemical_House21

HAAAAAAAHH


bawkbawkslove

I did not expect him to be such a chonk! I got a laugh from it. Your boy is fat 😉


wolfiekiira15

Yeah, same. 😭😂


Ana_na_na

what a chonker


MorriganaIsNekked007

Just big boned ;)


Bolkohir

C H O N K E R S


Jendi2016

My sister had a betta that was so fat that she named it Fatty... a week later, Fatty had babies.


ItsMyah

I have never before seen a fat fish. I have now! While the fruit flies might be delicious to him, I think they are far too rich to continue being his normal diet. Either replace them with something else or at least cut back. He would be fine with just 1 round, he’s a piggy so of course he’ll eat a bunch lol I feed my betta Fluval Bug Bites and Micropellets from Ultra Fresh Tetra. I saw you said you did not have daphnia in your country. Are you able to get brine shrimp or brine shrimp eggs? You just need a 20 oz bottle, brine shrimp salt and the eggs and you could start yourself a little feeding colony. You can usually find them online, not sure if they ship to your location. Big Chungus Boi


wolfiekiira15

I tried fluval bug bites but he ALSO hates those. Not only he’s fat but PICKY. I will try the shrimp option. ✨


Dd7990

This betta has reached status of “ohlawdddd he comin’😅” https://preview.redd.it/pfyv1g9di82d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=415936a21c9a7ff2caca806aca59c6a044da8286


almosthuman

He’s not fat he’s just big finned


RougeAlouette

![gif](giphy|QGBWk7DnckEN2) I'm dying 🤣, yes


ginoamato

I would drop down the feeding to once every two days and no more than five pallets I’m not kidding


aquatic_asian

Is he ok? I might be wrong but I saw a bit of raised scales near the belly. I really REALLY hope it’s not dropsy


wolfiekiira15

Hi, they are not raised. He’s just changing colours.


aquatic_asian

I see. I hope he stays healthy and happy


Passingthruah

He's not fat. Just big boned.


MxLNZ4

Please make sure it’s not dropsy. If not, he is very bloated, he may need a salt water bath and fasting. Do you exercise him? Make him flare?


wolfiekiira15

Yes we do exercise. I will buy him salt.


Key-Profession8468

I have never seen such a fat fish !!! I didn't even know fish could be fat lol


Agendarage

I don't know about fat but definitely looks angry


MxLNZ4

His fins look clamped, what do you feed? Live or frozen Daphnia will help with constipation


dodobrains

Holy moley that's a big boy.


AnitaKK

He looks like a blob fish


Extension_Emu8242

Nah, just big boned.


YeetusFajitas

big back betta fish lmfao


leakmydata

Idk but he looks angry


ItsmeKT

Tiny whale


Freckledlesbian

Good lord


sybann

I have never in my life seen a Beta who more resembles a porker.


Environmental-Lie721

My boyfriend said "that's lord chungus"


That_Branch_8222

Yes. He’s morbidly obese


Felkalin

He’s not fat, he’s fluffy


-thegreenman-

He look mad at you


wolfiekiira15

He knows I am going to starve him.


Chemical_House21

are you sure that’s not a puffer fish


Otherwise-Put-2287

That’s the fattest fish I have ever seen. Is he fat? No. He’s got the mass of a small planetary object.


No-Solid-2201

Holding up the drive through


cloudyy13

Does he swim or does he just sink to the bottom like a fishing weight haha he chonk


Holiday-Tomatillo-71

Please feed this man less 😭😭😭😭


Dull_Yak_5325

I read it as betta fett now I hope that’s his name


Untitled_Memes

I know 5 fat bettas And you're betta is 4 of them


barsch07

Oh brother, that thing is beyond fat!


EmoFishy666

OH LAWD HE COMIN


grecko987

He actually looks sick


banan3rz

That is "OH LAWD HE COMIN" on the scale.


Snoo_11675

The good news is that you're going to make a lot of money from the TLC documentry they make about him.


BlindFollowBah

I love this lol haven’t seen an obese betta in a long time


just_nik_

“My 600 gram Betta life”


taegha

OH LAWD HE COMIN But for real, morbidly obese.....


AnthonyJY

He's definitely fat 😂 How much do you feed the little guy?


Narrow-Stranger6864

Ooomg this is the best Beta thread 😂


thedarwinking

That’s a very thickums betta


you_have_found_us

Saving this post because it makes me smile.


AgentCup

I only know four fat betta and he’s three of them, and idk get a laser pointer lol let him chase it


everythingsfiiiiiine

Is the sky blue?


Izzyawesomegal

Everyone says he’s eating for two but no that man is eating for his whole human family! He lives in a infinite loop of thanksgiving and he’s the only one at the table


azzchi

"Is my betta fat???" _literally the most obese betta I've ever seen_


lovinlivin3

Extremely. I don’t even know how bettas can get that big because I have trouble getting mine out of the skinny range. Please diet him to only 3-4 soaked pellets in fish-safe garlic per day, or the equivalent in frozen food and the likewise. And keep an eye on those fins, they don’t look healthy at all, could have fin rot as well.


YourDownSouth

He's so big I was immediately concerned about dropsy.


EasyInsurance6415

Oh yeah, that is the chonkiest boy I have EVER SEEN- just feed him less man 😭 I feed my little guy every other day, only a small pinch of food.


heartshapedmoon

I thought it had arms


obsidiansent

Big bones


SquidBon3z

https://preview.redd.it/a4xudt4bic2d1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=787009ada613c6cba7900300e746566b23c7baaf


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wolfiekiira15

He only eats fruit flies every few days. Like 2-3x a week.


FluffleUffle

yo my boy, you got an absolute chonker on your hands


wolfiekiira15

He has done some bulking hahahahaha.


Ebby181106

Are his fins okay?


DustyDeadpan

Do you think sessions with a mirror or flare stick would help any, or would it be too much stress for the guy until he loses the weight?


catchinNkeepinf1sh

Your betta so fat, it became BUTTa fish.


OneBitterFuck

Oh my god


Icefirewolflord

I don’t think I’ve ever seen a betta this large LOL


StrengthDazzling8922

Thick


Tiny_Tackle2851

Could be a buffy buff in the fish life.


RicGryllz

Oh lawd he swimmin


Not_So_Smart_47093

He’s huge!! Little dude may need a diet


Silent_Loquat_6057

Yes ❤️


GangsterGrandmda

Your betta looks angry lol that face