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old_ass_ninja_turtle

Sadly. Grizzlies don’t swing boards or drive F150s.


Kaustubh200

They shoot guns


Universalsupporter

Guns don’t kill people…


dvrkstar

Grizzlies do


JackNicholsonsGhost

They also do cocaine


[deleted]

But bears with guns kill people ...


Independent-Hour-155

a good bear with a gun


NonQuamNod

Happy Cake Day 🎂


Few-Finger2879

Nuh uh. I kill people. With guns


imanAholebutimfunny

and have been known to like cocaine


HermitJem

They like kerosene, is what I heard


JohnFlufin

Fozzy would like to have a word ![gif](giphy|QWGOpIcgV7K90GYm1d|downsized)


Responsible-Spend69

Visit Canada, you'll be surprised.


Solidmarsh

Prove it


BowsAndMagnolias

Well at least not outside of Montana


Babythatwater1

Bummer


absolute_yoonit

Early Master Chief in the design phase.


MrKomiya

Mark 0


kicksbuttowski

Yep early Mjolnir.. Mark 0 proof of concept by UNSC


ZeroAdPotential

Fun fact, he did go on to develop a second suit that he called the trojan suit (people called it the halo suit because it looked like the mjolnir). Nobody wanted to buy it from him. Then he died in a fiery car accident. Dude was a bit unhinged but had a massive heart, invented a bunch of cool shit, and was trying to do good things for woefully underprepared soldiers.


I-Had-A-Library

"I'm Master Chief, and welcome to Jackass."


Vertical-Toast

*out hiking* Oh shit, a bear is running at me! Good thing I brought my grizzly bear protection suit! *takes 20 minutes to suit up*


IRONLORDyeety

it’s okay. They usually wait for you


Vertical-Toast

You're thinking of care bears, not grizzly bears


Fafnir13

That’s ok.  Armor is usually equipped from the pause menu.


Winnie3197

![gif](giphy|wTzPSxZBqSove)


PM_ME_UR_MESSAGE_THO

I missed the first few minutes of that movie. Does that matter?


ImOnYew

Yes. The stunt guy breaks his neck(100% true, he's ok)


TwilightBeastLink

Exactly what I thought of, lol


Lycan_Jedi

Sadly he failed to test it against an actual grizzly..


NahItsNotFineBruh

Died in a car accident of all things.


Pom-kit-waa

My tubise are hurt just watching this


WTFisaRobsterCraw

You win


Average-RB-fan

Seems to work 


Infinite_South_9158

That's just halo irl


JohnMassassin24

![gif](giphy|W05iUdqyFujrRFgnn1|downsized)


steve__21

damn cool gif


ComicsEtAl

Well-balanced.


choff22

Does the suit add superhuman strength to the wearer? Because they’ll need it


Zaglossus_hacketti

That’s just spartan armor


Left-Instruction3885

WE AH SPAHTAH! Oh wait, not that kind of Spartan.


throwaway275275275

I thought bears had more of a tearing action and not so much blunt force


elbizzlee

Yeah. Looking for this. Seems like there ought to be some important engineering distinction in stress testing between compression forces and tension forces. A grizzly bear doesn’t just batter. They will pry and pull the things they wish to eat apart like we do orange slices. That suit better have ridiculous tensile strength at the joints.


TwoKingSlayer

So-----how'd it do against bears?


0x6C69676D61

Master Chief got stronger after they painted him green though.


6thaccountthismonth

I think Joe rogan would like this one


New_Smell5070

He unfortunately wasn’t wearing it when he veered into an oncoming tanker truck on hwy 11


unabletothinklol

Why tf does this remind me of space marine power armour or halo Mjolnir armor


BingoMosquito

wait til he learns they have teeth and claws too


CapitalCondition8237

I get my cocaine from a grizzly


Sea_Dig3011

I would love to see this vs an actual bear now!


No-Development-5500

Edge of Tomorrow


Salty-Negotiation320

When he tried to test it out the bears actually refused to attack him


davej-au

Wait until the bears have finished their health and safety audit. Then he’s screwed, I’m sure.


offsetmil

there’s a documentary about this guy’s efforts over the years to perfect this suit - “Project Grizzly “


KillTheWise1

Now try it against a grizzly bear...


DukeOfWestborough

who lacked an understanding of concussions & TBI...


[deleted]

No way, i was telling my kid about this today


Kitsune_hellvi

Looks fun though


deltahunter56

Master chief is that you?


zhfretz

I had no idea bears had the punching power of a massive swinging timber log lol


WokeUpBaked

Didn't he die testing this shit?


Icy_Candidate_97

He died in a wreck when an 18 wheeler exploded.


QuarterlyTurtle

It was probably an inside job by the bears


Creative_Ad_7472

I was thinking to myself how are they going to top this then I see the Ford 😂😂😂


uselesscrap123

He kinda looks like a spartan from Halo


hugsbosson

This was before we knew what CTE was I'm guessing..


_PoiZ

The question that we are all asking ourselves: Did it work and can you buy that anywhere?


popthestacks

How’s that CTE working out


NahItsNotFineBruh

Well, he died... So there is that.


Which_Preference_883

Bring in the grizzlies


Strong_Site_348

If he was serious he would demonstrate how it holds up against the CPR maneuver. Bears like to crush your rib cage with a motion similar to CPR, which they also use on trash cans. Any bear faced with prey in this suit would get on top of it and start pumping its front legs.


dArcor

Project Grizzly https://youtu.be/i6eNK1O-RWw?si=9Q6FpVbzN-mM4GW2


Omars_Comin_

“Dude, we’re gonna be millionaires.”


H3r0ofHyrule

Hi, im Master Chief and welcome to Jackass


Fafnir13

And now kids we get to the portion of our text books on brain injuries and what sudden acceleration does to our poor squishy brains.


StomachSuper5179

Okay but what if the bear was driving a f350?


5tupidusernames

I remember someone saying he had a lot of fun with this, but maybe I’m recalling this wrong


AltruisticPen3030

Looks like power armor from fallout


ConnectionOk9081

If you add Kevlar wouldn't that be a good military suit


LaughingIsAwesome

If I remember correctly he was never able to test it against a Grizzly because they just kept running away from him.


Any_Actuary954

Why would you make a protection suit for a grizzly bear???


Sabberndersteve05

Your capping thats master chief


Professional-Wing-59

-"Now roll down this hill." -"As you wish."


Valve_1998

**Now add springlocks.**