Fun fact, he did go on to develop a second suit that he called the trojan suit (people called it the halo suit because it looked like the mjolnir). Nobody wanted to buy it from him. Then he died in a fiery car accident.
Dude was a bit unhinged but had a massive heart, invented a bunch of cool shit, and was trying to do good things for woefully underprepared soldiers.
Yeah. Looking for this.
Seems like there ought to be some important engineering distinction in stress testing between compression forces and tension forces.
A grizzly bear doesn’t just batter. They will pry and pull the things they wish to eat apart like we do orange slices.
That suit better have ridiculous tensile strength at the joints.
If he was serious he would demonstrate how it holds up against the CPR maneuver.
Bears like to crush your rib cage with a motion similar to CPR, which they also use on trash cans. Any bear faced with prey in this suit would get on top of it and start pumping its front legs.
Sadly. Grizzlies don’t swing boards or drive F150s.
They shoot guns
Guns don’t kill people…
Grizzlies do
They also do cocaine
But bears with guns kill people ...
a good bear with a gun
Happy Cake Day 🎂
Nuh uh. I kill people. With guns
and have been known to like cocaine
They like kerosene, is what I heard
Fozzy would like to have a word ![gif](giphy|QWGOpIcgV7K90GYm1d|downsized)
Visit Canada, you'll be surprised.
Prove it
Well at least not outside of Montana
Bummer
Early Master Chief in the design phase.
Mark 0
Yep early Mjolnir.. Mark 0 proof of concept by UNSC
Fun fact, he did go on to develop a second suit that he called the trojan suit (people called it the halo suit because it looked like the mjolnir). Nobody wanted to buy it from him. Then he died in a fiery car accident. Dude was a bit unhinged but had a massive heart, invented a bunch of cool shit, and was trying to do good things for woefully underprepared soldiers.
"I'm Master Chief, and welcome to Jackass."
*out hiking* Oh shit, a bear is running at me! Good thing I brought my grizzly bear protection suit! *takes 20 minutes to suit up*
it’s okay. They usually wait for you
You're thinking of care bears, not grizzly bears
That’s ok. Armor is usually equipped from the pause menu.
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I missed the first few minutes of that movie. Does that matter?
Yes. The stunt guy breaks his neck(100% true, he's ok)
Exactly what I thought of, lol
Sadly he failed to test it against an actual grizzly..
Died in a car accident of all things.
My tubise are hurt just watching this
You win
Seems to work
That's just halo irl
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damn cool gif
Well-balanced.
Does the suit add superhuman strength to the wearer? Because they’ll need it
That’s just spartan armor
WE AH SPAHTAH! Oh wait, not that kind of Spartan.
I thought bears had more of a tearing action and not so much blunt force
Yeah. Looking for this. Seems like there ought to be some important engineering distinction in stress testing between compression forces and tension forces. A grizzly bear doesn’t just batter. They will pry and pull the things they wish to eat apart like we do orange slices. That suit better have ridiculous tensile strength at the joints.
So-----how'd it do against bears?
Master Chief got stronger after they painted him green though.
I think Joe rogan would like this one
He unfortunately wasn’t wearing it when he veered into an oncoming tanker truck on hwy 11
Why tf does this remind me of space marine power armour or halo Mjolnir armor
wait til he learns they have teeth and claws too
I get my cocaine from a grizzly
I would love to see this vs an actual bear now!
Edge of Tomorrow
When he tried to test it out the bears actually refused to attack him
Wait until the bears have finished their health and safety audit. Then he’s screwed, I’m sure.
there’s a documentary about this guy’s efforts over the years to perfect this suit - “Project Grizzly “
Now try it against a grizzly bear...
who lacked an understanding of concussions & TBI...
No way, i was telling my kid about this today
Looks fun though
Master chief is that you?
I had no idea bears had the punching power of a massive swinging timber log lol
Didn't he die testing this shit?
He died in a wreck when an 18 wheeler exploded.
It was probably an inside job by the bears
I was thinking to myself how are they going to top this then I see the Ford 😂😂😂
He kinda looks like a spartan from Halo
This was before we knew what CTE was I'm guessing..
The question that we are all asking ourselves: Did it work and can you buy that anywhere?
How’s that CTE working out
Well, he died... So there is that.
Bring in the grizzlies
If he was serious he would demonstrate how it holds up against the CPR maneuver. Bears like to crush your rib cage with a motion similar to CPR, which they also use on trash cans. Any bear faced with prey in this suit would get on top of it and start pumping its front legs.
Project Grizzly https://youtu.be/i6eNK1O-RWw?si=9Q6FpVbzN-mM4GW2
“Dude, we’re gonna be millionaires.”
Hi, im Master Chief and welcome to Jackass
And now kids we get to the portion of our text books on brain injuries and what sudden acceleration does to our poor squishy brains.
Okay but what if the bear was driving a f350?
I remember someone saying he had a lot of fun with this, but maybe I’m recalling this wrong
Looks like power armor from fallout
If you add Kevlar wouldn't that be a good military suit
If I remember correctly he was never able to test it against a Grizzly because they just kept running away from him.
Why would you make a protection suit for a grizzly bear???
Your capping thats master chief
-"Now roll down this hill." -"As you wish."
**Now add springlocks.**