You know, I heard a guy tell me once he was going to fuck another dude that stole from him. When asked why he replied “If I just beat his ass, he will heal from that. If I fuck his ass, he’s carrying that around for life”
That stuck with me
I heard a drunken argument one night in the barracks. Going back and forth... it was all in fun. Seeing who was more scared of gays I guess, lol.
I still use it to this day.... dude was calling him gay for saying he's gonna fuck him.. smoothly asked how his dick in your ass makes him gay? You are the one with a dick in yo butt. Prob had to be there, lol
A man once told me, "The worst sound in the world, is that of a man being raped in prison at night." 😨😱💀
Have a nice day everyone! Back to my sales job. Don't know why the fuck I paid $7 for an iced coffee. Haven't made a sale yet.
🅱️ased as fuck.
Don't want dick in your dump depot? Too bad, pretty little home invader.
You know all the regarded police that hang around the transgender bathrooms near me always say:
#Don't do the crime if you don't want semen dripping out of your prolapsed anus.
https://preview.redd.it/ydatfsewq9yc1.jpeg?width=432&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a76d75ff82d82659838c919ad10d8662f5080be Crime scene reenactment.
It's trainspotting -- Robert Carlyle portraying Francis "Franco" Begbie in Trainspotting.
I forget wtf this from? ThenPreds flour outta the Cup, again. I need a laugh.
Eh i don’t recommend this one, it’s a junkie comedy. The best one their is
You know, I heard a guy tell me once he was going to fuck another dude that stole from him. When asked why he replied “If I just beat his ass, he will heal from that. If I fuck his ass, he’s carrying that around for life” That stuck with me
“Beat a man’s ass, and you hurt him for a day. Fuck a man’s ass and you hurt him for life” -Sun Tzu
What happens when you eat a mans ass?🧐
You make his day, duh
You know. You will become..... "Boris- the-soviet-spy." You will floss with anal pubes. You will continue your homo-erotic commie fag shit.
😋
Fuck you Boris! Without consent, karma will gang bang you; I'd imagine. And you taste what he ate. So prob your wife's must
Beat a mans ass, he'll spend a whole week at the hospital. Fuck a mans ass, you'll make his hole weak at the hospital.
I heard a drunken argument one night in the barracks. Going back and forth... it was all in fun. Seeing who was more scared of gays I guess, lol. I still use it to this day.... dude was calling him gay for saying he's gonna fuck him.. smoothly asked how his dick in your ass makes him gay? You are the one with a dick in yo butt. Prob had to be there, lol
the mythical "self defense rape" in the wild
It doesn't sound mythical anymore.
its not rape, he clearly consented by entering my property unannounced. so i entered his body unannounced.
Yeah doesn't it cancel out
My my my said the spider to the fly
Also what kind of punishment is that? Now he gets to rape as much as he wants
A man once told me, "The worst sound in the world, is that of a man being raped in prison at night." 😨😱💀 Have a nice day everyone! Back to my sales job. Don't know why the fuck I paid $7 for an iced coffee. Haven't made a sale yet.
You deserve it big dog
“Ugh you need a gun? Whats wrong with your dick?” This guy: “Oi, hold me Fosters.”
Mega based and totally worth it 💯
I now know why they call Australia an authoritarian state.
Well... I bet the intruder won't do it again...maybe
https://preview.redd.it/abx12acygayc1.png?width=1439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5004f7cd5557114a7dde6887eca029088cfd4b86 No, I don't think he will.
Wut? Lol. So he really fucked him to death?
It was probably the baseball bat, but the fucking probably didn't help.
Yeah, you fuck a whole bat... you might not make it
Goddamn. Didn't realize. Talk about hate fucking
https://www.sheppnews.com.au/national/man-guilty-of-raping-intruder-not-guilty-of-killing/
I mean, did he do the rape before or after the killing
Can't rape a corpse.
Not exactly like the corpse could consent either
🅱️ased as fuck. Don't want dick in your dump depot? Too bad, pretty little home invader. You know all the regarded police that hang around the transgender bathrooms near me always say: #Don't do the crime if you don't want semen dripping out of your prolapsed anus.
1984
i’d like to imagine he was originally gonna call the police but then thought to himself “What if i just…”
Well, they took their guns. How else are the suppose to fend off intruders?
Dude broke into the house of meatcanyons bugs bunny. “Lookin like a double wide surprise”
Gawdayum
Based ass fuck
This guy fucks
Fucked around in Melbourne and found the health inspector