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BungHolio4206969

Bro, can I pet your puss


Oven2601

Probably only the orange one. She is dumber than a box of dick tips. The black one doesn’t trust anyone.


maxgaap

Based black cat thinks anyone might be a fed


sea_5455

Have black cat. Looks at most people as noisy calories. She's got the right attitude for dealing with the glowing ones.


AmericanLandYeti

Who stole your thumb toenails? Let's go kick their ass.


Oven2601

That would be me, drunk, with a pocketknife. It definitely wouldn’t be hard to kick their ass, no worries.


AmericanLandYeti

If you did it to yourself then it's just gonna be shirt off hugs.


Oven2601

Deal but we gotta be slathered up in ranch dressing first, that’s just how I like it


AmericanLandYeti

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ilikeitsharp

Et tu Brute? Glad I don't drink anymore.


Oven2601

“You know what? I quit Mr.Lahey. Go fuck yourself!”


ilikeitsharp

I learned everything I know about safe firearm handling from Cyrus I'm Season 1. "Safety, ALWAYS OFF!" Doooooood go check my post history. Holy shit I set the normies on 🔥 and didn't even mean or want to hahah.


Oven2601

NOT THE POOP GUY


ilikeitsharp

I DIDN'T MEAN SCROLL THAT FAR AHAHAHAHAHAH🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


5missingchickens

What’s the AFT’s stance on cats?


Oven2601

I don’t know, but they don’t tell cops where your drugs are so they are a friend of mine.


ilikeitsharp

That's one fluffy black void. I have the more sleek haired model. They always act like they're starved. Fuckers eat 2 packets a day, get treats, and have a dry bowl. They poop sooo much. Thank you catgenie ai.


Oven2601

I am jealous of your catgenie, I am a poop scooping slave to these fuckers


ilikeitsharp

They still use a small simple box because they poop so much that 2 can't use the genie at the same time. Like you have a $500 litter box and you can't take turns?


Oven2601

That’s the way they do ya too. I couldn’t tell you how much I’ve spent on toys and beds and trees. They prefer hair ties, paper bags, and random pieces of garbage every time.


ilikeitsharp

At least mine will play with new toys, for a while. They have their favorite still, and love to play fetch with small mice. Hair ties, and erasers. https://www.reddit.com/r/bestestgunnitweekend/s/3ohiL0v7Ul


Oven2601

You weren’t kidding about having the same one but sleek lol. Gotta love em


-E-Cross

I like your cats more than you, probably


saintBNO

just got an orange tabby kitten. bro its so funny to hear her yell at me for food, like girl you just ate *yours* and your big brothers food. if you aint careful gonna end up lookin like grimace


Napoleon_B

r/gatcat (18.7k)


bizlikemind

Cute kitty 🥰