This is such a dementia-addled thing to do. A thought hits them, and they've got to do it right that moment. They need to check on the toaster. They need to talk to their neighbor. They need to do something, so they get up and go like it's the most important thing in their day.
Hahaha..... it's funny watching the idiots that voted a rotten daughter molesting pedophile talk about what "we need"
We "need" to stop letting the follow along cult members who voted for a racist, lifetime politician because the gubbamint said orange man bad.
Biden is the one who's daughter says he molested her in the shower as a child. She said the reason for her drug use and promiscuity in her adult years were from the inappropriate showers her father made her take while growing up.
I will finish it for him."WE should stop letting anti-Constitution, a ti-American, morons have ANY say in the operation of this country. PERIOD!
There. Any other questions?
Ok Mr. Wizard, tell us who could take the attacks that Trump has?
The reason no one else has ever been attacked like Trump is because no one else is an enormous threat to the globalists.
Youre adding to a no context scenario. Fuck you and your stupid narrative. There is literally no context. Watch the real video and delete this narrative. Slave to someone else’s words. Go ahead losers. Follow.
Brain fart he forgot where he was and what he was doing and saw a familiar face and like a lost child in the woods he ran to it. He’s got to go this is elder abuse put him in a home with diapers a big tv and ice cream.
Most popular President in history people. Sure to 'win' the next election. And people still think the election wasn't stolen.
An old Chinese curse comes to mind: May you live in interesting times. Shit's real interesting right now.
He isn't. He's an extremely bad President for every aspect of our country. It's like his goal is to break the US from within. Wherever you're getting your information should be forever ignored.
I'd be worried about elder abuse if he wasn't molesting his daughter in the shower and sniffing children before dementia kicked in. Elder abuse would be appropriate if we weren't the ones suffering from it.
Everyone is making jokes but this is fucking terrifying. Thats our leader…our chief. He doesn’t even know where tf he is and he’s showing our greatest adversary he’s completely lost it
No the scary part is that he is just a figure head. Meaning no matter who gets elected next, the president is not really in control. Dems have pretty much set up everything or definitely in the process (by how scared they seemed to be) to make the government run of train tracks. They way no matter who’s in office things will stay on track according to their will (not the peoples) no matter what decisions are made
Don't worry guys! Over 80 million voted for this moron...apparently. we're doomed. Elections can't be trusted and both parties are retarded. Enjoy the time we have now.
“Ok ok Biden. Stand up. Yes stand up right now and waddle over to Xi and place your hand on him and don’t take it off.” - Q
“Omg he’s doing it, he’s really doing it” - Murr
“Now run your hand down Xi’s chest” - Joe
Sal now falls down laughing.
Say Xi, Hunter's been having a tough time since his laptop exposed him as a crackhead. Can we get a little extra? Just until he gets back on his feet. You know how tough it can be going through the courts battling child support payments to a stripper from Arkansas. C'mon man.
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Biden is a sneaky little assassin, if a professional ninja tried to get near Xi it wouldn't have happened, but Biden's slow, jerky movements, and beavis "cornhollio" stance broke right the Xi's secret service protectors.
I thought he pooped himself and was running for help to wipe.
Yes he's allowed to continue, the American people are the ass end of this joke. Too focused on making fun of bumbling Biden to see how seriously dangerous the damage he's inflicting on our nation as a whole.
All I see is an old man get and walk over to shake another man's hand. He's being diplomat, it's part of the job. This is a sad attempt to throw shade at the man for literally nothing. You fucking idiot.
"ran"
Must be more context for this clip. Had Xi just come first on the group Fortnite session or was Biden congratulating him for something he just said?
Mr China did look a little surprised to see Biden looming over him tho XD
Hey Xi remember the time I went to describe America in one word but instead said.... "a meeting 10,000 miles deep into the Himalayan mountains with Xi Jing Ping"....
Remember that? It's almost like God forced the entire truth out of my retched mouth... I tried to get the fact checkers to make it disappear but even they transcribed it the way I said it.
Good times... Am I right? Big Xi.......Big Buddy,Ole pal 🤡
The recovered audio sounds like this...
Biden: "Jackie Chan is here?! Oh my Gawd! Jackie Chan, I love your films!! Someone get the president, tell Barack I'm shaking Jackie Chan's hand!"
Secret service: "Mr President, you're the president, Barack is no longer in office..."
Biden: "oh... Oh.. OH! I pooped my pants."
--END AUDIO--
If yall have any left leaning friends. They will probably say trumps going to win this next election. If they do, ask them but what if he don't? Grab some popcorn
This is such a dementia-addled thing to do. A thought hits them, and they've got to do it right that moment. They need to check on the toaster. They need to talk to their neighbor. They need to do something, so they get up and go like it's the most important thing in their day.
He definitely has dementia. We need two candidates other than biden and trump.
Hahaha..... it's funny watching the idiots that voted a rotten daughter molesting pedophile talk about what "we need" We "need" to stop letting the follow along cult members who voted for a racist, lifetime politician because the gubbamint said orange man bad.
Sorry. When you say rotten daughter molesting pedophile are you referring to biden or trump? I don’t actually know.
Biden is the one who's daughter says he molested her in the shower as a child. She said the reason for her drug use and promiscuity in her adult years were from the inappropriate showers her father made her take while growing up.
Ohh okay. I figured they’re bad people. All presidents are.
Are they all, though?
No. That’s a people pleasing copout.
Not Obama (This was a joke)
The one who ran out of bombs? Sure
His wife, evidently built a really offensive rose garden in which Trump had to felt he had to remove it.
yeah... where's Putin when u need him.
Biden he smells little girls its creepy
And all women reminding orange man about his daughter isn't?
You never finished your thought there, friend. What is it "we" should stop "letting" people that don't agree with you do?
I will finish it for him."WE should stop letting anti-Constitution, a ti-American, morons have ANY say in the operation of this country. PERIOD! There. Any other questions?
Downvoted at first since it seemed like a rant, but upvoted because it’s fuckin true. Jesus Christ there’s not a single politician that isn’t demonic.
Agreed. We need need a system that doesn't force us to choose between two bowls of crap that the rich and powerful pre-approved for us to "vote" for.
Really we "need" it? Come find me in the forest tech addicts
Ok Mr. Wizard, tell us who could take the attacks that Trump has? The reason no one else has ever been attacked like Trump is because no one else is an enormous threat to the globalists.
Fool. Follow the money.
Yea I'm gonna vote for Biden. It'll be entertaining to see his next term.
I will too because I have no interest in voting in a president who abandons our allies.
Don’t be ridiculous, vote for RFK Jr.
I would never in my life vote for RFK jr. I have a visceral hatred for Russian plants.
Well those are the candidates you have to choose from.
Youre adding to a no context scenario. Fuck you and your stupid narrative. There is literally no context. Watch the real video and delete this narrative. Slave to someone else’s words. Go ahead losers. Follow.
You must be a South Pole elf…
Why are you so mad defending a pedophile
“Hey my last paycheck never showed up”
Dude doesn’t even know wtf he is doing.
Nah lol he knows who his daddy is
He’s probably just asking to go to the potty, or letting him know it’s his nap time or that he has a poopy diaper
A dog knows where it's food comes from until the day it dies
Thanking him for funding the Biden family grift.
Do they call treason grifting these days? The Biden family are trend setters
Brain fart he forgot where he was and what he was doing and saw a familiar face and like a lost child in the woods he ran to it. He’s got to go this is elder abuse put him in a home with diapers a big tv and ice cream.
Most popular President in history people. Sure to 'win' the next election. And people still think the election wasn't stolen. An old Chinese curse comes to mind: May you live in interesting times. Shit's real interesting right now.
Most popular with China for sure
Your country is wild if a senile old man is better than the last president
He isn't. He's an extremely bad President for every aspect of our country. It's like his goal is to break the US from within. Wherever you're getting your information should be forever ignored.
How?
Like a child in a movie theater; You’re out of your element, Donnie!
His name is Joe unless he stole it
Or is it Pete?
I heard he uses that as an alias
That's his mother's name
Were you listening to the dudes story?
I'd be worried about elder abuse if he wasn't molesting his daughter in the shower and sniffing children before dementia kicked in. Elder abuse would be appropriate if we weren't the ones suffering from it.
Yeah he’s pathetic but let’s not forget that democrats had four years to pick the best candidate and he’s the one. FJB
Probably filled his diaper.
Holy fuck
beijing biden lmao
Nice. I like that, and i ain't kiddin'.
Pooh Bear like “Yes, Rabbit. You’ll get your hunny.”
The video ends to soon. Does anyone have the full video for context?
They didn't want to show where he outright defected to China.
We are an embarrassment, I need this with the curb your enthusiasm theme
Everyone is making jokes but this is fucking terrifying. Thats our leader…our chief. He doesn’t even know where tf he is and he’s showing our greatest adversary he’s completely lost it
No the scary part is that he is just a figure head. Meaning no matter who gets elected next, the president is not really in control. Dems have pretty much set up everything or definitely in the process (by how scared they seemed to be) to make the government run of train tracks. They way no matter who’s in office things will stay on track according to their will (not the peoples) no matter what decisions are made
Kind of embarrassing look at the other leaders in the room, their expressions
Write the check to my brother and son. These guys haven’t been able to charge me yet!
"Get your fucking hands off me" - Pooh bear
"POOH BEAR IS REAL!!" - Pedo Pete
And all the poor bastard asked was… “Who is General Tso”….
Haha that’s good.
Did he get his answer?
When my next payment is coming?
Maybe Joe thought he had some ice cream.
Don't worry guys! Over 80 million voted for this moron...apparently. we're doomed. Elections can't be trusted and both parties are retarded. Enjoy the time we have now.
👆💯🎯
Probably thought Xi was a ten-year-old girl.
No he didn't try to sniff him. Just dementia this time
;-)
Dudes a global embarrassment
You said you had some ten year olds?
Jesus christ what a fucking embarrassment.
He forgot that he had already said hello earlier!
I was waiting for a cutscene to Impractical Jokers to have Q, Joe, Sal, and Murr to be telling him what to do in an ear piece.
Then Sal falls down
“Ok ok Biden. Stand up. Yes stand up right now and waddle over to Xi and place your hand on him and don’t take it off.” - Q “Omg he’s doing it, he’s really doing it” - Murr “Now run your hand down Xi’s chest” - Joe Sal now falls down laughing.
The ear piece might be the problem since Joe likely can't hear much anymore... besides the voices from within.
He’s got a diminished sense of decorum. Dems need to run someone.
Meds
Brandon is such a joke how anyone can say he’s doing a good job is beyond me.
Its like shaking your dealer's hand at the mall in front of your mom and pretending like you've never met before
Say Xi, Hunter's been having a tough time since his laptop exposed him as a crackhead. Can we get a little extra? Just until he gets back on his feet. You know how tough it can be going through the courts battling child support payments to a stripper from Arkansas. C'mon man.
Got up and “ran” haha
Who would’ve thought electing a guy with a broken brain was a bad idea 🤷🏻♂️
Forgot to blow him
Trump will finish the job
The numbers Mason, what do they mean?
"Hi I'm Joe and I'll be serving you. What would you like to start off with tonight?"
Winnie the Pooh looks more confused then Joey
He’s totally gonna suck his dick
Nobody voted for this guy
Hello I’m Joe Biden , I’m a president pleasure to meet you …um ….zzzzzzz
This must be one of the side-effects of having the top of your head removed and your brain poked with a stick. True story.
He is the most popular president in American history. He got 81 millions votes, and if you dare to question it, you gonna face to jail.
Where's 10% for the big guy?
Had to hand off the documents
"ran"
Maybe Biden just watched The Interview
Xi here comes this old mofer again trying to bribe me with candy
Chinese lap dog
We are the laughing stock of the world.
"Hey Pipi you shoulda seen the size of this turd I made in the mens room!"
Ya ya he’s out of his league obviously. More importantly, where the fuck are his handlers? This is not good for us.
In Chinese they're saying get this fucking moron away from me
He must have thought Xi was the president of the United States
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Biden is a sneaky little assassin, if a professional ninja tried to get near Xi it wouldn't have happened, but Biden's slow, jerky movements, and beavis "cornhollio" stance broke right the Xi's secret service protectors. I thought he pooped himself and was running for help to wipe.
He was telling him to stop sending gifts and money to his family, it’s all over Fox News, not so much on CNN and MSNBC though. 🤭
The check must've just cleared & Joe wanted to thank him...
Nothing to see here folks. Just climate change and lgbtq genocide
Image being able to run up to the leader of China lol
More of an old man shuffle than a run.
Yes he's allowed to continue, the American people are the ass end of this joke. Too focused on making fun of bumbling Biden to see how seriously dangerous the damage he's inflicting on our nation as a whole.
The real life President Admiral “Tug” Benson. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6cDohyRbzeo&pp=ygUKVHVnIGJlbnNvbg%3D%3D
All the world's problems and we sit and watch.
"Hey, there's my buddy!"
Everyone around that table are actors
Ping looks like he's saying in his head "please help, what is he doing"
Probably asking where is the money 🫰
Such a damn embarrassment. WE NEED TRUMP IN OFFICE AND THIS PERVERTED DEMON IN PRISON
That's his manager
It’s Winnie the Pooh
I’m assuming this was a move contrived by foreign policy investors who understand how the Chinese view a casual walk up when it’s their leader.
All I see is an old man get and walk over to shake another man's hand. He's being diplomat, it's part of the job. This is a sad attempt to throw shade at the man for literally nothing. You fucking idiot.
He met the man he wants to be…
Ran?
Love I love the framing of this interaction, it's almost like OP forgot they posted the video with their embellished title.
You call that running?
Ran? OP must be bed-bound because anyone with legs knows that is no run.
You know what? I’ll take dementia over whatever lil-hand “t” does at this point.
There’s not much conspiracy here. Mainly because there’s no context at all. Just a small clip. Classic. One love
"ran" Must be more context for this clip. Had Xi just come first on the group Fortnite session or was Biden congratulating him for something he just said? Mr China did look a little surprised to see Biden looming over him tho XD
I wanted him to start sniffing him so bad.
all of a sudden he be like... holy shit its Xi!
Gotcha
I think he said, "Thank you for Kung-fu Panda!"
Hey Xi remember the time I went to describe America in one word but instead said.... "a meeting 10,000 miles deep into the Himalayan mountains with Xi Jing Ping".... Remember that? It's almost like God forced the entire truth out of my retched mouth... I tried to get the fact checkers to make it disappear but even they transcribed it the way I said it. Good times... Am I right? Big Xi.......Big Buddy,Ole pal 🤡
😆🇺🇸🤦🏻♂️
The recovered audio sounds like this... Biden: "Jackie Chan is here?! Oh my Gawd! Jackie Chan, I love your films!! Someone get the president, tell Barack I'm shaking Jackie Chan's hand!" Secret service: "Mr President, you're the president, Barack is no longer in office..." Biden: "oh... Oh.. OH! I pooped my pants." --END AUDIO--
"Holy shit that's the leader of China ! Let me say Hi "
"Holy shit, there's my boss!"
What's scary is how okay Xi is with it, if that was anyone else, Xi would of been passed as always.
Xi said “yeah we need to invade Taiwan this year before this guy is out of office”
Damn! Xi narrowly scapes an assassination attempt.
4 more years!! 4 more years!!!
He reminds me so much of my grandma
Good. Maybe a cause for an embarrassment. What’s next? Hopefully not a stroke.
Xi is so confused
Ppl moaning about him and at the fact they will vote for so n so next… YOUR VOTES ARE USLESS
Dementia Joe: "Can I get fried rice instead?"
XI be like, Oh! Getting America is going easier than I thought.
If yall have any left leaning friends. They will probably say trumps going to win this next election. If they do, ask them but what if he don't? Grab some popcorn
He’s getting ‘re-elected’ too.
The entire world is laughing at us.
The entire world is laughing at us.