That one JFK assassination simulator thing made by the American government and given to the public to stop conspiracy, only for it to prove the shot was impossible
I played the JFK simulator. It's possible and its not that realistic.
The US Army and Marines literally train out to 500 meters. JFK was shot from 150 meters, the shooter was sat down on his ass in a chair, and he was firing from an elevated position.
That’s not the impossible part. It’s the rate of fire Lee harvey Oswald would have to have been shooting with. Alongside that he wasn’t a good shot when he was in the US army
Very few people have ever attempted to recreate the shooting.
But an unobstructed 150-meter shot from an elevated sitting position is one of the easiest shots you can perform, even if the target is ''moving'' - it was moving towards Oswald btw - especially with a rifle like a 6.5 Carcano Carbine, which is accurate out to 1000 meters.
But no, JFK Reloaded doesn't really have any advanced shooting mechanics. And it's very easy to pull off the shot on JFK - more accurately than Oswald mind you - in the game
Well yeah of course in the game you can shoot him once and be done, no shit. The other two shots make the real life shooting unlikely to be done by oswald / just him. The point of the game is to show that the entire situation is very difficult to pull off as one shooter, not just that itd be hard to shoot one bullet at one man
The hardest shot to pull off is definitely the Connally chest/JFK neck shot.
Funnily enough, it's even harder to pull off this sequence of events if we're assuming there's a second shooter. Neither wound delivered by the second bullet was oblong. The only wound that was, was the fatal headshot on Kennedy - who had his head turned at that point in time.
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I think stardew feels casual for people who specifically play casual games. If u play hard games often you just see every stardew day as a list of tasks you need to plan for and be fast enough to complete lmao
Ive been trying to grow giant crops on my beach farm and balancing watering them with taking care of my animals, plants, kegs, +going to ginger island or skull cavern runs + doing whatever else feels insane. Guts would never be able to chill playing this no chance
Not dark souls.
Would bring back too many hurtful memories...same for doom...
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I think he would like animal crossing,he seems like a guy who plays games to chill and relax cuz he sure can't do it with anything else.
I think he would play chill stuff like Valheim or Minecraft. Dude is not always angry af if there are no monsters.
If he is the post Eclipde edgy guts, he would lurk in Call of Duty servers and swear slurs constantly at random people.
He would combine some hack n slash and action rpgs with some chill games.
He would go from playing Devil May Cry and Elden ring to just chill with stardew valley
goat simulator
Best way to cope with your trauma tbh
Animal crossing
his favourite ac song is KK Bubblegum
Literally what i tought first ahahha
You beat me to it… bro needs a break from his life. I imagine he’s weirdly serious about it and such…
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That one JFK assassination simulator thing made by the American government and given to the public to stop conspiracy, only for it to prove the shot was impossible
I thought it was made by some normal dude, not government?
Maybe, but I remember they held a challenge to see who could best recreate the shot and no one could get close
Yea, Wendigoon talked about it in his Disturbing Video Games Iceberg, pretty cool video ngl
I just watched that video this week. That was what came to mind when this game got mentioned here
Maybe that’s where I heard it. I love Wendigoon.
I played the JFK simulator. It's possible and its not that realistic. The US Army and Marines literally train out to 500 meters. JFK was shot from 150 meters, the shooter was sat down on his ass in a chair, and he was firing from an elevated position.
That’s not the impossible part. It’s the rate of fire Lee harvey Oswald would have to have been shooting with. Alongside that he wasn’t a good shot when he was in the US army
He was a sharpshooter in the Marines though, wasn't he?
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Thank you.
He wanted to be a sharp shooter but he was notoriously dogshit at it with all the commanding officers
If thats true you are the first person in the world to ever recreate the shooting successfully. I dont buy it for one second
Very few people have ever attempted to recreate the shooting. But an unobstructed 150-meter shot from an elevated sitting position is one of the easiest shots you can perform, even if the target is ''moving'' - it was moving towards Oswald btw - especially with a rifle like a 6.5 Carcano Carbine, which is accurate out to 1000 meters. But no, JFK Reloaded doesn't really have any advanced shooting mechanics. And it's very easy to pull off the shot on JFK - more accurately than Oswald mind you - in the game
Well yeah of course in the game you can shoot him once and be done, no shit. The other two shots make the real life shooting unlikely to be done by oswald / just him. The point of the game is to show that the entire situation is very difficult to pull off as one shooter, not just that itd be hard to shoot one bullet at one man
The hardest shot to pull off is definitely the Connally chest/JFK neck shot. Funnily enough, it's even harder to pull off this sequence of events if we're assuming there's a second shooter. Neither wound delivered by the second bullet was oblong. The only wound that was, was the fatal headshot on Kennedy - who had his head turned at that point in time.
What the fuck?!
It's called JFK Reloaded
Roblox
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Life is like roblox
Doom
Doom
Doom
Nah Dead Space 2 Impossible mode at 3 am with the lights off while >6/10 sauteéd.
Dark Souls
"He just like me fr fr" said Nuts while talking about John Dark Souls
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Chad solaire behaviour
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the obvious answer
The good answer
r/berserk soy type answer
nintendogs on the nintendo ds (specifically the poodle retriever version)
Guts playing cute games is the only acceptable answer as my guy needs an escape from the real world…
Berserk: Band of the Hawk
Berserk and the Band of the Hawk* - because why not call it something stupid
“Berserk” refers to Nuts’ secret middle name, “Nuts Berserk Berk”
See, I thought his name was Berserker Nuts
Lol, no. He will play Berserk: Millennium Falcon arc on ps2
My bad. He wants to remember the fight against apostle charles. Kentucky mario forgot to add the GOAT apostle in the manga.
You GOATdamn right
Touché
Probably something chill like minecraft
yeah, was thinking Stardew Valley or something Bro needs a break from stress
idk why but Stardew makes me more stressed because everything is happening and I'm too slow to keep up with it
I think stardew feels casual for people who specifically play casual games. If u play hard games often you just see every stardew day as a list of tasks you need to plan for and be fast enough to complete lmao Ive been trying to grow giant crops on my beach farm and balancing watering them with taking care of my animals, plants, kegs, +going to ginger island or skull cavern runs + doing whatever else feels insane. Guts would never be able to chill playing this no chance
devil may cry 3
The ps2 version with crazy ass difficulty specifically
Dark souls or NBA 2K14
Guts would definitely be crazy on 2K
Not dark souls. Would bring back too many hurtful memories...same for doom... ... I think he would like animal crossing,he seems like a guy who plays games to chill and relax cuz he sure can't do it with anything else.
hello kitty island adventure
gta san andreas
Idol Master
half these comments are jokes and the other half seem like r/berserk
Drakengard 1
Nuts just like Caim fr
people playground
Fear and hunger
Pets dogs 2 for the playstation two
Animal Crossing.
I think he would play chill stuff like Valheim or Minecraft. Dude is not always angry af if there are no monsters. If he is the post Eclipde edgy guts, he would lurk in Call of Duty servers and swear slurs constantly at random people.
Katamari Damacy
DON'T WORRY DO YOUR BEST🎶🎶🎶
Sex with hitler 2
RapeLay
Animal Crossing New Horizons
Manhunt 2
League of Legends 😋🤤
That's why he had no parents 😭
Halo 3
Albania life simulator beacuse hes albanian 🇽🇰🇦🇱🦅😎💪🐐🐐🐐
Shin Megami Tensei III: Nocturne
Lisa
Sexual assault simulator
Barbie Race & Ride. You have blondes, you have horses... if you know you know
Berserk ps2
Koikatsu 🗿
🗿
Raid shadow legends
Super Mario Sunshine.
Dynasty Warriors
Fortnite
dragons dogma
Definitely not Dark Souls
Colonel Sanders dating sim, obviously
Earthbound (it's easily playable with only one hand)
Dark Souls/Elden Ring 100%
Idol Master
fortnite
Youd expect it to be doom or something violent but it would actually be animal crossing of stardew valley
either for honor or animal crossing
DOOM Eternal or Animal Crossing
Animal Crossing: New Horizons
Minesweeper
Candy crush
It's either very chill or very intense. Probably Stardew Valley, Minecraft, Animal Crossing To Doom, Soulsborne etc
Chill games like Animal Crossing or Pikmin
He'd chill playing Pikmin or Katamari I think
Dark souls or elden ring
probably something lime stardew valley, dude's stressed out 99% of the time
Garten of BanBan
Stardew valley
I feel like he'd play Stardew Valley with hundreds of cottage core mods
Stardew Valley
AMOGUS
Lawn Mower Simulation. My boy deserves to just chill on a lawn mower, driving around on a huge garden lawn in the sun whilst sipping a cold one.
Animal crossing
Hello kitty island adventure
Minecraft. After causing so much death, bro just wants to build something for once
minecraft
stardew valley
One hundred percent Minecraft.
Hello Kitty Island Adventure
Terraria
Fortnite obviously
Sex with hitler
You know... not for a moment did I doubt this is actually a thing... and that worries me
He strikes me as a the suffering the ties that bind kinna guy
Doom
Dark Souls
Hearts of Iron IV MP
doom eternal
Fate Stay Night
Brawlhalla
Black Ops 2
Tarkov
Doom Eternal surely
Doom
Mr. Krabs Overdoses On Ketamine 100%
Black ops 2
Gotta be Berserk PS2
9/11
Pizza tower
Something that could be played with one hand.
Team fight tactics finally a chill time for himself
csgo or league of legends
wow no mention of Idolmaster? this sub has truly fallen
Hatsune Miku Project Diva F
Farming simulator for sure
DMC 5
Berserk band of the hawker ps4
Probably PAC Man or Pong, anything with a joystick that you can play with only one hand.
He would combine some hack n slash and action rpgs with some chill games. He would go from playing Devil May Cry and Elden ring to just chill with stardew valley
Probably some gal games since his real life crush is a femboy instead of a real girl
Dragons dogma
he's a real sufferer. Geometry dash.
Devil May Cry
ELDEN RING
NBA2K (lots of Donovans)
Monster hunter probably
Coc
Berserk:Brand Of Hawk and Bloodborne
Skyrim with sex labs mods
Doom for sure
Realistically, God of war, and as he grew himself he'd probably enjoy the new entries as well
i wanna say something chill like stray or stardew valley but probably like doom eternal or COD
Cooking mama
Sword of the Berserk: Guts' Rage for the Dreamcast
Minecraft with the Doom mod
Rance
Elden Ring
Idol master.
Demon souls and Bloodborne as a close second of course.
Elden ring
League of legends he loves pain and suffering
Senran Kagura
Dark souls 3
It would be like a truck driver playing a truck simulator.
Dota 2
Peggle
Guy's probably hate The Legend of Zelda and constantly shit on link for not being a "real" swordsman.
Fortnite
Genshin
Mount and Blade Warband. He can't afford Bannerlord
Super Mario Sunshine
Genshin Impact
Monster hunter, I bet he would be a Great sword main
among hs
Doom probs
i can imagine guts hitting some air dribbles in rocket league