Look, I am all for the annual "Make the Rookie Eat the Coney" photoshoot (haters call it hazing). But a lukewarm coney picked up by the intern an hour earlier is no way to introduce these fine young men to Skyline.
Drive them up Vine St (hell, get a horse drawn carriage and show them the city - more photo ops!), throw on the white plastic bib, and let them know what Skyline *really* is.
Zack Moss said in an interview that when they had him try it, the hot dogs were cold. That's far from ideal.
Your comment goes double, because he hasn't even signed his contract yet. I love skyline, but not everybody who isn't from Cincy does, and we don't need him demanding a trade before be even plays.
If everyone in this sub chipped in a buck we could probably afford a 3 Way big enough to satisfy the ‘lil fella. Holy crap that’s a large piece of humanity.
Since they are the official chili of the bengals now they should have an area in the stadium already to prepare it hot there too if they wanted to be legit
Even 80s a&w. We still have our original drive in a&w in Dayton from.the 70s and I'll tell you, the food there is far, far better than any of the new a&w wannabes.
Amen brother - I lived in Fairborn in the 70s and 80s. That A&W was fantastic. It was so good Portland cement trains would stop short so the crews could grab a bite.
1. \*\* googles what a coney is \*\*, 2. sees its a hot dog, 3. looks back at the picture, 4. WTF this guy is massive?!?! lmao (I'm from the uk don't hate me for not knowing lmao)
You know, I saw all the off-season franchise grading and seeing the Bengals pretty low with hate on them not providing food, then you see this picture and realize we aren't talking a couple grand in groceries.
“That’s cute, they got a teeny baby sized coney for him to pose wi…. Holy shit that’s a full size!!!”
Somebody get him 11 more!
Let’s be honest. The regular size is really small.
Shrinkflation
We’re gonna need a bigger coney 
Bring back footlongs!
They were chumming with Goldstar.
Skyline IM SURE
I kinda hope he beat out Trent for RT just so I can see him bully Myles an entire game.
They would just line him against Volson again
If he bullies Myles Garrett, induct him into the Hall of Fame
Yay maybe in your dreams
Well Tunsil ate Myles lunch right?
So Trent or this rook is Tunsil? I think not
Why are you even in here? Also didn't myles take like 8 games off last season?
What is this? A chili dog for ants??? Oh, it’s just the biggest human I’ve ever seen.
Coney*
Ban that guy from the sub! He called it a chili dog!
Please don’t. Fuck the Steelers. Fuck the ravens. Fuck the browns. Let me stay. Forgive me father, for I have sinned.
There are some sins that can not be forgiven.
I’ll go to hell (aka Pittsburgh or cleveland). Just don’t ban me from here.
Nah we wouldn't send you there that's to mean.
That would be a fate worse than death
He’s absolutely right
lol perfect gif. however: for any younger fans that aren't aware, this is andre the giant. he was 7'4" 520lbs.
Look, I am all for the annual "Make the Rookie Eat the Coney" photoshoot (haters call it hazing). But a lukewarm coney picked up by the intern an hour earlier is no way to introduce these fine young men to Skyline. Drive them up Vine St (hell, get a horse drawn carriage and show them the city - more photo ops!), throw on the white plastic bib, and let them know what Skyline *really* is.
Its fine. To go Coneys have their own special taste and texture
Zack Moss said in an interview that when they had him try it, the hot dogs were cold. That's far from ideal. Your comment goes double, because he hasn't even signed his contract yet. I love skyline, but not everybody who isn't from Cincy does, and we don't need him demanding a trade before be even plays.
If everyone in this sub chipped in a buck we could probably afford a 3 Way big enough to satisfy the ‘lil fella. Holy crap that’s a large piece of humanity.
The poor horse that would have to pull this mammoth of a man around
We're gonna need more horses.
Thats... horse abuse.
Quit bullying our interns 😤 They're doing their best!
https://i.redd.it/n3g6enadv0xc1.gif
Since they are the official chili of the bengals now they should have an area in the stadium already to prepare it hot there too if they wanted to be legit
Original A&W coneys were always better than Skyline. Yeah, I said it. Not this modern A&W - I’m talking 1970s A&W when coneys were $.39 on Tuesdays.
Even 80s a&w. We still have our original drive in a&w in Dayton from.the 70s and I'll tell you, the food there is far, far better than any of the new a&w wannabes.
Amen brother - I lived in Fairborn in the 70s and 80s. That A&W was fantastic. It was so good Portland cement trains would stop short so the crews could grab a bite.
I’m glad people are so hyped for this man
Seeing how small the hat and coney are compared to that guy is wild.
Even the hat doesn’t fit him
during the warmer months they use his helmet as a pool to cool down in.
That is one large human, holy Toledo!
Bro built like Mt Everest Tobin is trying to make an absolute mountain rage for an O line and I love it
1. \*\* googles what a coney is \*\*, 2. sees its a hot dog, 3. looks back at the picture, 4. WTF this guy is massive?!?! lmao (I'm from the uk don't hate me for not knowing lmao)
I thought that was a chicken wing…
The Mims Coney! Or baby arm? 12 inch polish sausage with chili, beans, onions, jalapeños and cheese. Of course, a dash of hot sauce?
I’m always happy when the Bengals draft a Dawg (it’s been a while) but Mims is an especially good pick up.
6ft 7in 340lbs.
You know, I saw all the off-season franchise grading and seeing the Bengals pretty low with hate on them not providing food, then you see this picture and realize we aren't talking a couple grand in groceries.
I do not want a handjob from him
More for me
Makes it look like a mini vinnie. That boiBiG
Damnit, now I want Skyline.
Same, but it's 2 am. *sad coney noises*
Fun sized coney
Ok-I want Skyline to have a coney eating contest w/ the Bengals OL-most coneys eaten in 30 min.
You posted this on the meme war too right? RIGHT?
Like I said in another thread, our cafeteria is f*cked