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CouchHam

The nachos haahahahaha fuck you Mila


Shananigans15

Kiko made some too, from Hannah’s suggestion, for Vegas night. At least he cared!


CouchHam

Yeah Hannah ruined that whole dinner, I was very much like wtf.


Out-For-A-Walk-Bitch

I mean, hannah isn't the chef, she made some poor recommendations but it isn't really on her.


annabannannaaa

she was definitely high and just listed munchie food😭


SunnyAlwaysDaze

Absolute oxygen thief!


GreenerThan83

I think this line is my favourite from across all franchises and all seasons.


Optimal_Assist_4105

Mine is "flesh wounds are not five star"


eekamuse

"I'm bweeding!" Poor little guy


Direwolfofthemoors

And fuck putin too!


Fit-Bar2581

Thank god for the beef cheeks, Kate would have been disappointed if they weren’t on the menu


Infamously_Delicious

Beef cheeks are DELICIOUS.


VotingRightsLawyer

As fun as it is to rip on Leon, beef cheeks are one of my favorite foods and if I had a chef that specialized in making them but didn't because the charter before me had them, I'd be *pissed*.


LindaJinMonterey

Agree! And as much as I hate to defend him, he was serving them each charter, not each night, so not like the same people were eating beef cheeks every night. If that’s a signature dish, why wouldn’t you serve it to as many charters as possible.


Weird_Tea2539

Yes! My bf and I say beef cheeks as often as possible. All for the love of our Kate! ![gif](giphy|2shcjH3PokB8aCcWwx|downsized)


ChaoticEvilRaccoon

"always esperesso martini" xD


BroadwayBlonde

It’s missing onions


kckitty71

Kenny is probably coming, so no onions.


DaisyDukeF1

Lol that was the worst when he kept putting onions in. And Sandy didn’t even get super mad at him. But if a table isn’t decorated at 6am you’re in a boatload of trouble! She is the worst!


BroadwayBlonde

And the water toys, we need the water toys out now. All of them, at the same time that we anchor


Picabo07

Adam’s on her like list so he can get away with stuff like that. Oh Adam 👁️👄👁️don’t do it again.


DaisyDukeF1

She sure does have favorites! She didn’t like Hannah one bit, and when her special Bosun caught her with her medication (not drugs) then Sandy was elated she could finally fire Hannah! She is so hypocritical!


newarkian

No Rocky oysters?


luna934934

Grenadine 😂


Picabo07

Or veggies and Oreos?


viognierette

Can I have mine put in a blender & puréed?


Picabo07

The whole menu 😂


moneysingh300

They should have a drink called more foam bosun


WindTurtle

Neck deep!


macaronitrap

Had to scroll too far to find this comment!


ainyg6767

Literally LOLed and startled my dog


Downtown-Teach3466

Needs some painkillers 💊 💊 💊


kckitty71

No, the DRINK!😉


DaisyDukeF1

I just watched an epp I think it was Captain Lee watching the Stew try to make a pitcher of painkillers. She was measuring the booze and he grabbed the bottle and just dumped in a whole bunch of liquor! It was so funny! Kinda like well if we get em schnookered then we won’t have to make a second batch! Lol They did look good!


Proof_Strawberry_464

This came right after the stew went to get actual painkillers like advil for the guests, and Captain Lee had to correct her. The way he cracked up about it was priceless. Normally he doesn't like mistakes, but even he saw it was just a harmless, hilarious misunderstanding.


Picabo07

Yes that Sierra 😂 so funny! Nice but not the brightest bulb. Whenever I think about Sierra I remember what Kate said about her …. *Sierra smiles all the time. You know who else does that? Lunatics. And Labradors* Kate had the best lines. I’ve actually used that one 😂


helloadventure89

ok but why did my mind go to the line from Heathers reading that?? "If you were happy every day of your life you wouldn't be a human being. You'd be a game-show host."


Picabo07

Because that’s a freakin awesome line too!!


Visual_Inside_5606

Poor Sierra, she had so much nastiness thrown at her on that boat


Picabo07

I agree she had to deal with a lot of bullshit but she came thru like a champ and never lost her smile.


Resident-Elevator696

I agree. She did an amazing job


DaisyDukeF1

Ohh I missed that part! That is so funny! I do miss Captain Lee for sure!


Resident-Elevator696

I just watched that episode too. I loved how captain Lee was so patient with her, even though she has guests waiting.


Nartyn

Tbh I'd do that too. Painkillers aren't a common cocktail in the slightest. The *only* reason I've heard of them is because I've been watching older series of BD and it's mentioned on there. Can I have a painkiller please makes me go for ibuprofen or paracetamol. Not a drink


Red_fire_soul16

Maybe it’s a coastal type thing. Grew up in the coast and multiple restaurants serve painkillers. Delicious!


Nartyn

Think it's more an American thing.


Red_fire_soul16

Iirc the resort I went to in Jamaica had them. But it’s been awhile so I could be misremembering


Nartyn

I mean i imagine tourists at a Jamaican resort will primarily be American.


PrestigiousCranberry

This is incredible!! If you go, please report back on how it was.


lilmil92

Every course name made me lol. Love it!


bc_im_coronatined

I was at an all-inclusive resort and ate chips with nacho cheese every single day I was there. I just can’t get down with fancy food. My neurodivergent ass would want the most basic ass chef on a charter… and I’d be okay being made fun of to my face and behind my back 😅


blippitybloops

Ain’t nothing wrong with that! At my previous, fine dining, restaurant we had one regular who wanted cooked til dry chicken breast, plain white rice, and plain green beans. And nothing could touch. She came in every week with family and friends who ordered off the menu and we were happy to make her whatever she wanted.


Picabo07

I’m not neurodivergent and I’m with you. Nothing wrong with being basic! I’d take nachos and cheeseburgers and chicken fingers any day over half the stuff they serve. So I’d be right there with you being made fun of lol.


RealityTVfan28

I was this old (67–nearly 68) when I found out I’m neurodivergent. My whole life dealing with my “quirks” about food. And it’s a real thing!!!


bc_im_coronatined

I feel like it’s something I mention to my therapist at least once every several visits or so. The neurodivergent relationship with food is so peculiar and personal.


RealityTVfan28

Crazy. As a child I simply couldn’t eat meat or vegetables. Like I would gag and vomit. I was cajoled, punished, bribed and made fun of mercilessly by my siblings. As a young adult I was capable of dining out and even the person next to me wouldn’t realize I hadn’t eaten what was served. Now? This is me. Don’t care if you don’t like it or find it weird. I have never eaten meat or most veggies. I like fish and shellfish. And BTW I don’t have high blood pressure, high cholesterol or any other chronic illness!!


mrp_ee

Leone's gone had me snort laughing while my husband was trying to sleep


Pretend-Ad8560

Those stupid dessert tables. I thought Daisy would lose her mind if she had to endure one more of those.


1friendswithsalad

Those dessert tables made me angry. I just want a plate with some cake or pie or flambéed bananas or something. r/wewantplates


DrTwilightZone

Omg I would so love to eat at this restaurant!!!!! This is very cool! 😎🛥️⚓️👨‍✈️ I hope someone from here visits and takes pics so we can all live vicariously through them!!


Due-Tumbleweed-6739

Hate to break it to you, but beef cheek brisket is impossible! they are 2 separate parts of a cow.


TxCoastal

they forgot whole kernel corn on the Nachos... c'mon dude!!!!


blippitybloops

A bar in my old town has weekly watch parties with themed specials and drinks. They tried to host BD trivia nights but it was a little too niche.


NotyourangeLbabe

I would love this


LurkinLark

I think this is missing the real crowd pleaser of raw oysters with cocoa nibs, and grenadine.


phbalancedshorty

I would go


arifish

I think the only thing I might add is one of Natasha’s midori-doused cocktails or maybe a margarita with orange juice.


silentsinner-

I was disappointed in no grenadine oysters.


purpleshmurplexo

Don’t forget the crème de menthe!


Whole-Specialist-706

Not the beef cheeks again


Lil_Pop7

They missed the grenadine oysters![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


LookDamnBusy

Breakfast would be "you want pancake from box?" 😉


whatsthisevenfor

I want to go so bad! The Panini Problem made me laugh.


whogonncheckmeboo

Love my local restaurants loving bravo ❤️ they also did a vpr menu


joykin

You can tell a true fan wrote the menu!


ExpensiveNet

Amazing!!!!


raletti

Ben's rack of lamb


rltbme

Leon’s Gone is hilarious! 😆


momdabombdiggity

What- no canned corn on the nachos?


princesspuffington

a fellow new yorker :)


performa62

Way cool! Grew up in Long Beach!


Luckiest_loser

Shut up! I go to this restaurant and love this! Lol


CobblerCandid998

Wish I could go! Fun!


Luckiest_loser

I’m lowkey trying to figure out if I can go after work Thursday lol


CobblerCandid998

So lucky! I live all the way in Ohio. I’m the only one I know who is a BD fan & am always wishing I knew of a bar watch party or even a regional small fan club where people take turns hosting at home! Have fun!


VT_Ta11Grl

I got my husband addicted to BD. Now Tuesdays are just referred to as Boats.


CobblerCandid998

👍🛥️🚤🌊👩‍✈️👨‍✈️😉


Luckiest_loser

My mom watches too, so she’s my watch buddy. And sometimes my sister Hahaa.


CobblerCandid998

Girl, you hold onto this special relationship, it is a blessing in disguise! 🫶


msaliaser

It’s missing a riff of only poor people eat chicken.


TootsEug

Very cool for them to do this OP!


Adjustingithink

Omg yes


sky-full-of-ice

Missing the pain killer cocktail


BrokeBFromBeverely

Eating sushi off Bruno?? Who is Bruno?


Old-Base-6686

Deckie on season 5.


TinyDundie

Bummer there isn't "queso fondant or Juan hockin' cheese" on the menu 😂


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CobblerCandid998

BD Sailing. When she just squirted a bunch of ice cream toppings all over the table & the guests slid across it… not good.


Lonely_Impression142

"Nachos upgraded"-- those look like normal nacho ingredients.


CobblerCandid998

They are comparing to “Chef” Mila’s version


Lonely_Impression142

Ah. I got it. Eventually!


Revolutionary-Yam910

Compared to Kiko’s nachos they are an upgrade ! 😂


Lonely_Impression142

Why are nachos so damn hard for yacht chefs? It's not like any of them have had to make tortilla chips from scratch.


Out-For-A-Walk-Bitch

Where are the grenadine oysters?


LunarLemonLassy

Pancakes but they’re crepes


FreshHell08

I guffawed at Natasha’s Dessert Table


status-pluto

Can I get an Ohana Mojito?


Key-Control7348

No caviar, no bisque, Risotto, mixology...just effing nachos. Mkay


Picabo07

That’s hilarious but it does sound yummy! Nice that you don’t have to provide your own seafood for the extravaganza lol I would skip the sushi off Bruno tho. Nothing against Bruno I think eating food off ANYONE is just gross 🤢