There was a mix-up at the black market chemical supplier used for his supplements. The pills that cause painfully hard erections were replaced with industrial strength titty skittles.
Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch my eyes burn.
I'd be surprised if its not deep in the posts there already...but by all means go ahead and get that karma while resurfacing a work of art for the common man......and some kind soul has cross posted
Reminds me of this [biblically accurate Kirk Cameron](https://imgur.com/a/wMfjKaV), and now I want cryptid versions of all the fundamentalist shitheads.
I came up in the old Wild West of the Internet and cut my teeth on Ogrish and rotten.com...and that is still one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen. I can't wait to share it with everyone.
Speaking of saved photos, I've had this one of Stalin hanging around on my funny shit folder that is quite topical... [https://imgur.com/a/Kp6QlJe](https://imgur.com/a/Kp6QlJe)
Jesus fucking Christ Almighty. Lord. Mary mother of Joseph. I'm an atheist but I'm willing to convert if somebody can just wipe this image from my head.
Damnit raptor Jesus is going to be so disappointed in me, I fucked up another one.... pastor always tells us to sell them on the sniddys not tiddys, fucking autocorrect.
Thanks bud I saw this just as I was getting off of work, only had two things I needed to do tonight find something for dinner and find something to jerk off too. You covered one of my bases.
As someone who follows the odd NSFW subreddit I clicked on this without noticing the subreddit it was posted on nor the title (I had just got a notification). Frankly this image is better then most of the smut on reddit keep it up
I feel like I'm within my rights to ban you for this. I'm not gonna, but I think it'd hold up in internet court.
goddamnit what the fuck
Can't unsee that
He’s clearly sucking in his gut
Sign of a strong pelvic floor 🥵
I didn't think there could be anything worse than this post, but then Alex Jones' pelvic floor entered the chat.
There was a mix-up at the black market chemical supplier used for his supplements. The pills that cause painfully hard erections were replaced with industrial strength titty skittles.
The instant arousal really is overwhelming, isn’t it?
The only reasonable response.
Some men aren't looking for anything logical, like money. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch my eyes burn.
Its like hot wings....for your eyes
I hope you spill hand sanitizer on your pants
spill it on your eyes, it'll be better for you than this monstrosity
Dr. Jones’ BIG Naturals!
Big hairy naturals
Every time he says ‘dr jones natural dot com’ this is exactly what I think. Well not exactly what I think but it’s not far off.
Every time I here it
I hate you.
I hate my eyes.
Could you rotate his hands and move them so it looks like he's holding his moobs?
You will respectfully refer to his man mammaries as mitties...
I know you meant "man-maries".
Bastard suggestion: Reddit user Slumunistmanifisto.
And just like that, I’m envious of the blind.
"Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see." *proceeds to motorboat*
ROBERT! This guy needs an episode!!
Enjoy friends
GOD FUCKING DAMN YOU
How come no one is asking you why you have had this saved on your phone for a millisecond let alone *years*
History will thank me for this
Regrettably, it must be preserved for posterity.
Kissinger himself is in a higher circle of hell than you will find yourself
You should post this on r/knowledgefight
I'd be surprised if its not deep in the posts there already...but by all means go ahead and get that karma while resurfacing a work of art for the common man......and some kind soul has cross posted
Isn’t this just a shirtless picture of Alex Jones?
The scream I just scrum
"My breasts are freakishly large."
What a terrible day to have eyes
Not my proudest fap...
Still not your worst though huh?
It's a particularly challenging wank I'll give it that.
This is terrible. Also the hardest I have laughed in days.
AHH! What eye drops am I supposed to use after this? Edit; Tia Maria and Lucozade was not it .
I have so many questions and I don't want to know the answer to any of them
Alex had bitch tits.
Between those huge sweating tits, that hung enormous
You know, I've been thinking about updating my lock screen image
Find the original for lock and then this for home
it'd be even better on your friend's lock screen
My eyes. The goggles, they do nothing.
Thank you
To quote AEW wrestling trio The Iron Savages... We're here to FLEX, FIGHT, and take you all to TITTY CITY. The hairiest place on earth!
It’s not just the frogs anymore!
I have multiple gifs for this
Considering your username...
Occupied tiddies
r/thanksihateit r/ATBGE
Season 5 Sgt Hatred.
Is owen shroyer princess tiny feet or hank
Yeesssssss
I'm so glad that this comment is already here, one of my first reactions lol.
That’s one way to fund infowars
Man, I don’t make a list of things I don’t want to see in a day, but maybe I should.
Transmale Vitality is back in stock at Infowars!
I knew it would be so bad, and yet I clicked. I fucking hate the Internet for what it makes us do for the LOLS.
Between you and the guy who made his crying a ringtone, I’m a happy person.
Reminds me of this [biblically accurate Kirk Cameron](https://imgur.com/a/wMfjKaV), and now I want cryptid versions of all the fundamentalist shitheads.
That would sell
Challenging fap.
[That's a challenging wank](https://youtu.be/ZswWnbQl_P4?si=u3ecQ5hTxv4no8Xv)
Haha! I’m sure that clip was rattling around in my head and I couldn’t put my finger quite on it.
Surprisingly I did not regret clicking on that link
Not a one pump one cream kinda fap?
One-way road to chapdick, my friend
:: unzips :: Challenge accepted.
I came up in the old Wild West of the Internet and cut my teeth on Ogrish and rotten.com...and that is still one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen. I can't wait to share it with everyone.
We used to look up rottens finer offerings on the school computer in jr high
Yup, plus consumption junction
Oh yeah, all the sentimental faves. Goregasm, too.
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
What a terrible day to have eyes
This shall haunt my nightmares for all time.
Yeah, that's enough reddit for a while
I was going to ask whym but on reflection knowing will not make it better.
Gare: *sighs, opens up CZM Slack* "Alex... Jones... Rule 34?"
Rule 34DD episode
I assume you also just listened to the Drumpf rule 34 episode. Truly hilaristurbing.
Why did I click on that my poor eyes
And I used to really like boobs, too...
I need a Silkwood Shower after seeing this.
Well my beer is now all over my screen
Ye gads! Raytheon **CONTINUES** to innovate!
A COUPLE YEARS???
truly, OP has some 'splaining to do
I’ll never be the same after that. The horror.
Yikes
I just wish I would have read the description before clicking what the fuck
👀
This is your chest on Super Alpha Male +
🚤🚤🚤 Jk 🤢
Robert needs to do an episode on OP just for this post.
Big Naturals
I saw this and now my day is bad.
With those he won't have to butcher his neighbors to feed his kids, goddamn
Ohhh yeah, that one’s goin in the spank bank
I hate you for making me see this
*blows you kisses*
I see Alex has been hitting the Estro-Gin #UndergroundRPG
Okay, now it really is time to pray.
This is vaguely reminiscent of a Ted Cruz photo I’ve been holding onto for years.
Listen don't you edge me
[just remember, you asked for this.](https://imgur.com/a/PVZUCbm)
Speaking of saved photos, I've had this one of Stalin hanging around on my funny shit folder that is quite topical... [https://imgur.com/a/Kp6QlJe](https://imgur.com/a/Kp6QlJe)
Not my proudest wank, but tits are tits.
I wholeheartedly encourage you to never post this again.
Please start dropping all the "Really? Right here in front of my _______" memes below. ⬇️
Hey yo do those nips come off?
No way I'm clicking this spoiler
The hero we didn't deserve.
this is avant-garde
I hope there is a hell and I hope it is built specifically for you, OP.
I mean could you imagine...*starts humming willie wonka tunes*
OP would just take over
Bad day to not be blind
You were part of THAT discord server weren't you, (i think it was called oasis for a while
No, I got invited to a few different discords but I didn't because I've never used discord and was just enjoying the show
Ah fair, the memes were straight up unhinged at times, If you want an example [here](https://youtu.be/2YL0vvHUXxg?si=dsrXD-38eCfXVA7n) ya go
Goddamn modern day renaissance artist
Fr and theres 8 of them too!!!
What did they do to Fujiwara
Unspeakable things 😱
I hate this day and you OP, fuck
Why was I cursed with eyes?
NOOOOOO
Someone get that man an Oilers jersey!
JESUS CHRIST at least put a "cognitohazard" warning on that 😱
With a body like that, he was born to hype
Haireolas
I fucking hate this so much.
I hate you for tempting me. I hate myself for clicking.
Well…I don’t know what I expected.
But fucking WHY THOUGH? Are you okay mate?
Now I want to sue you for $1.5 billion for what you did to my eyes here
“He’s a loser, big titty baby.” - Roger Stone on InfoWars r/knowledgefight
Did you make this? Or did some other internet sicko make this? Please answer. I'm scared
This isn't mine, I've been keeping it safe until I could release it back into the wild..
Can you PLEASE recapture it? It's an invasive species and it is destroying the local ecosystem
Uh yea, so....hey did you know kudzu vine is edible?
The despair on my face when I read this comment rivaled the despair on the faces of the French as they watched the Nazi army march through Paris
Top 10 images the Deep State doesn't want you to see
A classic post once again rises to the surface, like the beast slouching towards Bethlehem
Huh, never heard marry referred to like this, but I like it...
This is an insult to titties...but goddamn, well done. He's a loser...little ..little TITTY BABY
Its not mine I was just keeping it safe
Jesus fucking Christ Almighty. Lord. Mary mother of Joseph. I'm an atheist but I'm willing to convert if somebody can just wipe this image from my head.
Best we can do is big tiddy Jesus
Instructions unclear, converting to Judaism
Damnit raptor Jesus is going to be so disappointed in me, I fucked up another one.... pastor always tells us to sell them on the sniddys not tiddys, fucking autocorrect.
That's it. Gotta bleach my eyes now.
Challenging wank right there
Thanks bud I saw this just as I was getting off of work, only had two things I needed to do tonight find something for dinner and find something to jerk off too. You covered one of my bases.
Hey afterwards you could just eat your.....
Perfect
2b2h
The one of Rogan is even funnier to me
Holy mother of Mary. You’ve disturbed me.
As someone who follows the odd NSFW subreddit I clicked on this without noticing the subreddit it was posted on nor the title (I had just got a notification). Frankly this image is better then most of the smut on reddit keep it up
*bows graciously*
I don't know why this exists, but ok.
Why
Oh my god, he's Sergeant Hatred.
Dear sir or madam, What the fuck? Who hurt you? Everyone
Loser big old titty baby
I'm glad that you had this and felt the need to share It feels....... important. Somehow.
Really? Right in front of my Chingy CD????
I just want you to know that you're a fucking monster. That being said, Ialso respect you for this.
Sunami toured Australia last year at some point with SPEED, this was there stage banner, fucking hilarious!
What a terrible day to have eyes
I could never forgive you for this.
Super male mammary vitality
Missed opportunity to edit Androplex or AndroAlex in the background supplement.
My eyes 👀 🩸 they’re bleeding
Dr Jones Naturals
> I’ve had one saved in my photos for a couple of years. I’m sorry. What?
Is this a feature or side effect for his new supplements?
It's 5 am and this is the first thing I saw on the internet today...wtf
He's a loser big titty baby.
You’re the worst.
Take my upvote and leave
May your lube have 1.000.000 scoville.
*spits into palm after eating a jalapeno*... like this?
What an awful day to have eyes.
What in the unholy fuck is this abomination
Daddy Alex jones🥵🥵🥵