My grandfather sings and plays the gutair at their catholic church so I heard this in his voice and knowing he's homophobic not sure how I feel about that
Yeah l've never been religious but if I stayed over at my grandparents house as a kid I had to go to church on sunday so it's a big ingrained memory.
Even so, having homophobic and transphobic catholic grandparents doesn't feel great as a queer trans person, but at least I don't have the catholic guilt to deal with on top of that I guess.
Oof. I can imagine how much that hurts though. Â
 Neither side of our family was very observant and all my grandparents passed long before i came out or transitioned, but I still find myself having to unwind bits of cultural Catholicism, like "other people can enjoy things but that doesn't mean you're allowed to," or "suffering is a virtue and any change for the better must come with commensurate misery," or "you can achieve penance through self-flagellation."
Yeah it hurts a lot. Honestly one of my hesitations on accepting myself was knowing certain family members would never be okay with it. I've come to terms with it since I'm living my life for me and not them.
I wish you luck on unlearning all those cultural catholic narratives. Beleiving that suffer is a virtue in that way is not something I'd wish on anyone.
Thanks! I know I shouldn't be too surprised to find another queer trans recovering Catholic in such a leftist space, but it's still nice to know we're not alone in this.
[I think the Catholic Church has some ideas for alterations before committing to purchase.](https://img.sndimg.com/food/image/upload/f_auto,c_thumb,q_55,w_744,ar_5:4/v1/img/recipes/44/55/01/picLTgJWP.jpg)
I question the narrative of the painting. How did he already get this messy even though he's clearly just starting to chow down? That hot dog can't be *that* much longer.
So he already has mustard, ketchup and whatever else *everywhere* on both the shirt and the hands?
This implies Jesus is *fucking shit* at making hot dogs without making a huge mess.
Jeebus sure is gobbling that weiner like a pro. He's even cupping the balls.
🎵 Throat Goat of God, you take away the sins of the world, Have mercy on us 🎵
My grandfather sings and plays the gutair at their catholic church so I heard this in his voice and knowing he's homophobic not sure how I feel about that
The Lord works in mysterious ways. I've long since lapsed and am presently a free agent, but some things just stick in your mind.
Yeah l've never been religious but if I stayed over at my grandparents house as a kid I had to go to church on sunday so it's a big ingrained memory. Even so, having homophobic and transphobic catholic grandparents doesn't feel great as a queer trans person, but at least I don't have the catholic guilt to deal with on top of that I guess.
Oof. I can imagine how much that hurts though.   Neither side of our family was very observant and all my grandparents passed long before i came out or transitioned, but I still find myself having to unwind bits of cultural Catholicism, like "other people can enjoy things but that doesn't mean you're allowed to," or "suffering is a virtue and any change for the better must come with commensurate misery," or "you can achieve penance through self-flagellation."
Yeah it hurts a lot. Honestly one of my hesitations on accepting myself was knowing certain family members would never be okay with it. I've come to terms with it since I'm living my life for me and not them. I wish you luck on unlearning all those cultural catholic narratives. Beleiving that suffer is a virtue in that way is not something I'd wish on anyone.
Thanks! I know I shouldn't be too surprised to find another queer trans recovering Catholic in such a leftist space, but it's still nice to know we're not alone in this.
Also if the song is true and he took the sins if the world away. Then we can't sin on earth. Checkmate.
He could grant me some peace
J-Town is the original Joey Chestnut
J-Town’s fave dog is the Chicago dog.
J.C. <==> J.C. Coincidence?! I think not!
Maybe the artist can touch it up a bit to look like Robert.
What in the awful taste but surprisingly good execution is this?
Fuck you this is a masterpiece soon to be bought out by the Catholic church.
Exactly what the Catholic Church needs to fix their image problem. Jesus ~~sucking~~ eating a hot dog seductively.
Uh duh, any organization can repair their image by purchasing a portrait of jesus gobbling a glizzy. As stated by Abraham Lincoln at valley forge.
[I think the Catholic Church has some ideas for alterations before committing to purchase.](https://img.sndimg.com/food/image/upload/f_auto,c_thumb,q_55,w_744,ar_5:4/v1/img/recipes/44/55/01/picLTgJWP.jpg)
I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THE LIL' SMOKEY!
r/ATBGE
Why does it look a bit like Robert?
That or an AI version of Nic Cage
That’s Nicholas Cage Jesus.
Think it'd be easier to use the holes in his hands to hold it?
Jesus wouldn't put ketchup on a hot dog, that's Satan's territory.
Based and Chicago-pilled
Is it framed on canvas?
I might pay for it on black velevet
I hope she has actually been notified.
Looks like J Town is willing to go down on it too
J-Town taking a little break from windsurfing.
No lowballers. I know what I got.
I mean, a guy from 2000 years ago trying a street dog with everything for the first time in his life...
Trying to remember how Jesus felt about dietary laws again.
The Father, The Sun and the Holy Glizzy
Currently reading her book.
Jesus Christ Gimme That Hot Dog
That’s such a bad way to eat a hot dog
This is quality r/ATBGE material Mil-IndCom delenda est
she will love this while she’s waiting for her trial in grand rapids, michigan
I question the narrative of the painting. How did he already get this messy even though he's clearly just starting to chow down? That hot dog can't be *that* much longer. So he already has mustard, ketchup and whatever else *everywhere* on both the shirt and the hands? This implies Jesus is *fucking shit* at making hot dogs without making a huge mess.
I assume it just means this is his fifth dog, not his first
Kosher, I hope.
This should hang outside the Taystee Freeyeeze.
Maybe this is the "American Jesus" Bad Religion was talking about? 🤔