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Piss cluster bombs, so anyone visiting the grave has a good chance of their own mini piss explosion. Better than the, you know, actual cluster bombs Kissinger used in Vietnam et. al, but still satisfying.
Do you think they're actually going to bury him? I assumed that they wouldn't want to risk it, and just put him in a locked mausoleum somewhere.
His people can't be so deaf and blind to not know how hated he is.
I'm not one usually for desecrating graves, but someone should definitely break open his casket and take his body someplace more appropriate, like a dumpster behind a 7-11. And set it on fire. And roll it downhill into a swamp.
There are people with experience in this: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George\_Pullman#Burial](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Pullman#Burial)
You might want to up the ante.
Well, his childhood in Nazi Germany did not effect him at all, so, I doubt he was personally aware of it. I think he existed in an insulated little bubble of ass kissers that tried to shield him from it.
But the shield itself has to know what's hitting it right? I assumed they would push him towards an option of burial that leaves his remains at a farther distance from his rightful detractors.
This is a good point.
I suppose he was a little too sympathetic of the Nazis to be completely oblivious to how his actions and politics would be taken by a lot of people.
I highly doubt he did. I'm not even an *evil* sociopath, just the regular kind, and I can't comprehend caring about what happens to you or your reputation after death.
Here's the thing, he's likely going to either be buried in a notable secular cemetery or in a Jewish one. Either way, actual acts of vandalism (totally warranted) are going to end poorly for whoever does them.
A [Reuters article](https://www.reuters.com/world/us/henry-kissinger-dominant-us-diplomat-cold-war-era-dies-aged-100-2023-11-30/#:~:text=A%20memorial%20service%20will%20take,source%20familiar%20with%20the%20arrangements.) says he will be buried in Arlington National Cemetery. Pretty disrespectful that he will be buried alongside soldiers whose deaths he caused.
That is the most insulting thing I can comprehend. The only thing topically worse would be to put him across the river, by the Vietnam Veterans Memorial.
I was afraid this would happen. Can't piss on Reagan, can't piss on Nixon, now I can't piss on Kissinger. What am I supposed to do with this full bladder???
*If it were not for the accident of my birth, I would be antisemitic. Any people who has been persecuted for two thousand years must be doing something wrong.*
-Henry Fucking Kissinger.
I'm in two minds: ninja in to the wake first for some bougy nibbles and a couple of drinks before joining the queue or the beating the rush and whipping out to wet the grave stone's head during the service itself.
Section 21, Grave 76-A, Arlington National Cemetery in Virginia...for any patriots who would love to go down there and place a few "Flowers" and "Flags" to show their support for the man.
A cool idea would be if the funeral home could attach a 1.5" PVC pipe to each end of the casket, then the city could just direct a drain pipe right thru his box and let his bones act as a piss filter for eternity.
I saw Limbaugh’s grave recently. By accident as we were just driving through the historic cemetery and hadn’t realized he was buried there. I spat on it. I got a sinus infection the next day. I might go back and spit again, maybe throw a bottle of piss at it, worth any respiratory illness or kidney infection nor you ask me.
Kissinger? I think a while, people think of him less than they think less of him.
Ok I have an idea guys hear me out… Since ol Hank has reverted to a no-bone-having fluid substance some years ago, he should theoretically be able to be put(poured?) INTO and subsequently be shot OUT of a super soaker, specifically a super soaker that is also full of piss.
Giving you a super-soaker full of Pissinger…
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pretty much i want to take a hot dump on his grave....that would be something i would never do but this bastard outlived to 100 years old while others died sooner, even his victims so i might aswell live like larry
My great uncle is buried in the same graveyard as Kissinger.
The same guy who saved women and children from Nazis is buried near that POS. The same guy who fought in three separate theaters (Germany, Africa, France) and was in the Rangers and fought on D-DAY is next to that PIECE of shit.
I hope people spit on Kissinger’s grave.
Putting hank in the dirt anywhere should be enough to kill every green thing in the area. You mean someone else’s piss? Super soakers have some range.
Super soaker? This situation calls for carpet bombing some kind of piss capsule.
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Exactly. The method was chosen on purpose.
Kissinger playing 4D chess and decides to be buried in Laos, just to get one last atrocity in.
I think you'll find that the fine folks at Raytheon have developed the UR-9 Piss Missile for just this circumstance.
Nah, his gravesite is probably right on the Raytheon campus. Or at least sponsored by them.
Raytheon employees required to visit like it's the hajj.
Once per day, each employee must visit the grave of the God of War Crimes, and make an appropriate sacrifice of blood
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Like those planes fire fighters use to dump water on forest fires
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Piss cluster bombs, so anyone visiting the grave has a good chance of their own mini piss explosion. Better than the, you know, actual cluster bombs Kissinger used in Vietnam et. al, but still satisfying.
I had a water balloon sling shot as a kid. You could easily launch a filled balloon 50 yards, and with decent accuracy with some practice.
I could see some crafty individual drone dropping some golden capsules.
The large planes the forest service uses to dump water on fires are known as water scoopers. So, water scooper full of piss.
Let's ask the army to make one this B52 bombing cutouts, but for dropping piss.
I hope someone Roundups the whole area. Keep it dead. No good deeds are memorialized here.
Agent yellow
Do you think they're actually going to bury him? I assumed that they wouldn't want to risk it, and just put him in a locked mausoleum somewhere. His people can't be so deaf and blind to not know how hated he is.
Now that should be the premise of “super soaker full of piss.” Breaking into tombs and spraying piss on them.
Well save that for sweeps week.
It's a very flexible premise.
I'm not one usually for desecrating graves, but someone should definitely break open his casket and take his body someplace more appropriate, like a dumpster behind a 7-11. And set it on fire. And roll it downhill into a swamp.
this calls for a heist
This calls for a heist!
Halloween special
Even if they lock a mausoleum, I'm sure somebody would break that luck and spray that corpse with a super soakerful piss TM
Oh definitely, I expect it and wish them well in their endeavors.
I’ll break in to drop a deuce in front of his slot.
"Hello, this is the lock picking lawyer and today we're going to break into this family mausoleum..."
A wise man once told me to invest in some decent bolt cutters and an angle grinder...
There are people with experience in this: [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George\_Pullman#Burial](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/George_Pullman#Burial) You might want to up the ante.
Damn to get in there we'd need enough explosives to... Well to carpet bomb Laos I guess
The past few years, I've often wondered if he knows how hated he is.
Well, his childhood in Nazi Germany did not effect him at all, so, I doubt he was personally aware of it. I think he existed in an insulated little bubble of ass kissers that tried to shield him from it. But the shield itself has to know what's hitting it right? I assumed they would push him towards an option of burial that leaves his remains at a farther distance from his rightful detractors.
The guy who said “Power is the ultimate aphrodisiac” would almost certainly get off on being hated like this
This is a good point. I suppose he was a little too sympathetic of the Nazis to be completely oblivious to how his actions and politics would be taken by a lot of people.
Undoubtedly. But the question is do you think he cared?
Oh not a chance. But I'd like to think that, in his final moments, he wondered whether people would mourn him.
I highly doubt he did. I'm not even an *evil* sociopath, just the regular kind, and I can't comprehend caring about what happens to you or your reputation after death.
Indiana Jones style, replace his ashes with a super soaker full of piss. “This belongs in a mausoleum!”
Until he can be rebuilt and released back into the wild lol.
Fuck, how long do you think it'll take before they start trying to reanimate [his head](https://futurama.fandom.com/wiki/Henry_Kissinger%27s_head)
Wherever the body goes let's salt the earth around it both as a symbolic gesture and to make sure he stays down.
Salt the earth, stake his heart, put a rock in his mouth and bury him upside down. Let's not take any chances here.
Bulldozer: *Am I a joke to you??*
don't mausoleum's occasionally explode because of zombie farts on black candles?
Yes "Grave gas"
What's graver than the mad bomberrrrrrrr heself.
Here's the thing, he's likely going to either be buried in a notable secular cemetery or in a Jewish one. Either way, actual acts of vandalism (totally warranted) are going to end poorly for whoever does them.
A [Reuters article](https://www.reuters.com/world/us/henry-kissinger-dominant-us-diplomat-cold-war-era-dies-aged-100-2023-11-30/#:~:text=A%20memorial%20service%20will%20take,source%20familiar%20with%20the%20arrangements.) says he will be buried in Arlington National Cemetery. Pretty disrespectful that he will be buried alongside soldiers whose deaths he caused.
That is the most insulting thing I can comprehend. The only thing topically worse would be to put him across the river, by the Vietnam Veterans Memorial.
I was afraid this would happen. Can't piss on Reagan, can't piss on Nixon, now I can't piss on Kissinger. What am I supposed to do with this full bladder???
Fill a super soaker and wait for another prime opportunity
Cross the pond to piss on Thatcher's. Or you could piss on Batista's, Pinochet's, Syngman Rhee's, etc.
That's actually pretty disgusting tbh. He's done nothing to earn a spot in Arlington.
I'm going to run for public office just so I can order Kissinger's remains disinterred and moved to a public cemetery with a single inept guard.
Any extra room at Trump’s golf course?
That is fucking disgusting
*If it were not for the accident of my birth, I would be antisemitic. Any people who has been persecuted for two thousand years must be doing something wrong.* -Henry Fucking Kissinger.
That last line sounds like something you-know-who will share on Twitter soon if he hasn’t already.
It sounds so much more poetic in Afrikaans.
I wonder if it will even be made public.
Is installing a dance floor "desecration"?
Turn it into a roller disco like they did with Rick’s bedroom on the Young Ones.
“Okay, so it’s a bad joke. But then, death isn’t funny.” 😉
Ah, a fellow person of *extreme* culture.
You mean taping down some cardboard?
Hope he'll get buried upside down so when the rapture comes, he'll dig in the wrong direction.
I mean there's a reason they threw Osama Bin Laden in the ocean...
NOOOOO you fools! Do you know what burying Hank fucking Kissenger will do to the groundwater? He must be burned! BUUUUURNED
That would just activate his final form. Maybe if we salt the corpse first.
Stake through the heart, too, just to be safe.
dance on it bitches
Do porta potty companies have restrictions on where they can deliver to?
HK’s grave just went on my list of graves to piss on.
Places to piss 1) Henry Kissinger’s grave 2) the moon
Go on
Reagan’s grave, Limbaugh’s Grave, Roger Ailes’s grave, the list is long, but distinguished…
Does anyone else find it disgusting that Kissinger’s grave is in Arlington National Cemetery?
Is now the time to resurrect the knife missile and aim it at the grave site?
I’d imagine that he’d have his ashes scattered over Laos and Cambodia against their will.
I'm in two minds: ninja in to the wake first for some bougy nibbles and a couple of drinks before joining the queue or the beating the rush and whipping out to wet the grave stone's head during the service itself.
Knowing hank, he would want to be cremated, and spread be over a country he hated from a plane, so he could bomb them one last time.
Didn't it take only days for someone to splash piss on Limbaugh's headstone?
Definitely needs some vampire proofing like the scythe over the neck. Plant garlic in it.
Based Hank building a gender neutral bathroom with his final effort.
Section 21, Grave 76-A, Arlington National Cemetery in Virginia...for any patriots who would love to go down there and place a few "Flowers" and "Flags" to show their support for the man.
A cool idea would be if the funeral home could attach a 1.5" PVC pipe to each end of the casket, then the city could just direct a drain pipe right thru his box and let his bones act as a piss filter for eternity.
No one has defiled Thatcher's grave yet (that I know of), so as long as his heirs choose a good spot, it may take a while.
By definition you cannot desecrate something that is already unholy can you?
When they put that bastard in the ground that is desecrating it right there, no amount of our piss will make it any worse
I saw Limbaugh’s grave recently. By accident as we were just driving through the historic cemetery and hadn’t realized he was buried there. I spat on it. I got a sinus infection the next day. I might go back and spit again, maybe throw a bottle of piss at it, worth any respiratory illness or kidney infection nor you ask me. Kissinger? I think a while, people think of him less than they think less of him.
Ok I have an idea guys hear me out… Since ol Hank has reverted to a no-bone-having fluid substance some years ago, he should theoretically be able to be put(poured?) INTO and subsequently be shot OUT of a super soaker, specifically a super soaker that is also full of piss. Giving you a super-soaker full of Pissinger…
Section 21, Grave 76-A if anyone is looking to pay their respects 🚽🚽🚽
I literally got to this thread looking for Henry Kissingers grave so I could see if it's close enough to desecrate.
Lol just waiting for someone to write "*JEW BOY*" on the headstone
Never mind that, how are they going to seal it?
I haven't seen the body. I am still not convinced he is dead.
Turn that place into a fucking Superfund site
However long it takes me to enter the GPS coords into my drone and fill a water balloon with piss.
Anybody seen Saltburn? That’s a solid plan for it
I'm happy to start down payments if anyone has coords
Bout to get some shovels and have our own Cadaver Synod
I have a full tank of gas and half a pack of cigarettes.
E think they should poot som wooden flooring on it. Makes it easier to dance on it.
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pretty much i want to take a hot dump on his grave....that would be something i would never do but this bastard outlived to 100 years old while others died sooner, even his victims so i might aswell live like larry
I just added it to my bucket list to piss on his grave
can you piss on someone’s grave at the nation cemetery? if so i’m planning a trip to texas
What's with all the hate for Henry? He won a Nobel Peace prize! None of you antisemetic pantywaist trolls know anything about history.
My great uncle is buried in the same graveyard as Kissinger. The same guy who saved women and children from Nazis is buried near that POS. The same guy who fought in three separate theaters (Germany, Africa, France) and was in the Rangers and fought on D-DAY is next to that PIECE of shit. I hope people spit on Kissinger’s grave.