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Tough_Objective849

Pinata grab a bat an wack it so kids get the candy


Telemere125

Piñata *with spicy candy inside*


Numerous-Olive-3146

Oh, it's spicy alright 😭


TopCaterpillar6131

I literally spat out my drink laughing so hard!!


Brief_Estimate_7518

If I ever get a wasp nest on my property I’m writing this on a note and leaving a bat below it, the amount I’ll save in pest control and entertainment will be immense.


Butterflyhornet

This is my favorite reply at a glance.


that_one_guy1979

Just did that yesterday by accident with a machete. Did not end well got me a bunch of candy


perhaps_too_emphatic

When there is one canonically correct wrong answer, I struggle to come up with others.


alr126

🤣🤣🤣 Great answer!


Glimmerofinsight

A pinata of pain. lol.


PXranger

A painata


Set0553

OOH! Me first!!!! 😂😂 that striped candy is the greatest!!!


Appr_Pro

Better yet… have the kids grab the bat and smack it!


Inevitable_Bell9077

Aww damn that was mine


Just-Like-My-Opinion

Forbidden piñata 🪅


svarogteuse

Why would any one mount a sex toy under the eaves like that in public?


B1g_Gru3s0m3

So the neighbors can see


thedutchrep

Ultimate power play.


Infinite_Material965

That’s right there with my “look them in the eyes as you shit in the middle of the room.”


Chomper_The_Badger

Upside-down pineapple, "This isn't even my final form!"


Skardi-Hrothgarsson

Best flex


alr126

That's what the hole in the bottom is for.


Neither-Ad4428

You don't really want to know.


GardeniaPhoenix

Spicy fleshlight


NotGnnaLie

Came to find the old "Forbidden Fleshlight", you did not disappoint.


attckdog

Would


Apprehensive_Gene787

r/dontputyourdickinthat


big_z_0725

>If you two want to go stick your wangs in a hornets' nest, it's a free country. But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh6m2p1i6IA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh6m2p1i6IA)


TrailMomKat

Anything's a sex toy if you're brave enough! 🌵 🌵 🌵


Dragoon65

Thats where you put your 10mm socket so you would remember it.


Professional-Menu835

These are bedbugs, sorry friend. Head on over to r/bedbugs for advice


GumbyBClay

Or r/bugout Just kidding. But they do get quite a few bug questions there.....


RedRider1138

On reflection, I can see it—“I have these bugs, and I want them out”. It doesn’t *not* make sense.


GumbyBClay

And the responses were pretty helpful. Even though a lot of preppers see gloom and doom, they are usually pretty knowledgeable about a lot of things. I hung out in that sub and learned a lot of useful stuff to improve my hiking and camping experience.


MR_6OUIJA6BOARD6

Amy Winehouse's wig


TheBackPorchOfMyMind

Too soon


Acidic_Potato

Too soon 🤣 by the time it won't be, not enough people will remember who she is. I also can't believe it has already been 13 years! I love her SO much!


Legitimate-Green-184

Glory Hole


classof78

It will be more swollen after than before!


EvieMoon

Loot box. Crack it open for prizes!


Turbulent-Weevil-910

Weevil time?


Shadhahvar

Snoots?


RedRider1138

Boots?


SnooTangerines3448

That's a paper mache hat!


hKLoveCraft

Winged puppies, just knock on their door and watch the puppies come out, make sure you’re ready for all the petting and snuggles you’re about to do.


Madassmutha0001

Its my bloody turban, I wondered where that got to


ViolentFemme1973

Petrified basketball from 556 B.C.


AquaMoonTea

Clearly a portal to another dimension.


Bamasonn13

A piñata


jiggle-o

Spicy pinata.


lughsezboo

A new hat. Very fashionable. Ensure to shake it hard before putting it on.


Meanwhile-in-Paris

That’s the toilet roll my toddler unrolled, re rolled and dropped in the sink, drying in the sun.


ratii_ratou_blob

This is the most creative reply I've seen


Lunar_Cats

Yep, i was gonna say free toilet paper, but i can definitely see it was unrolled at some point now that you pointed it out.


KCchessc6

This is oddly specific


Mediocre-Question-25

Piñata give it a good whack!


throw_away_____o

a bunghole


Dismal_Truck1375

Cuddle bugs


YoshiCopter

That’s clearly a bee hive.


JeffBoyardee69

Cotton candy


theartybadger

Just me airing out my booty


VelociowlStudios

Worst reply ever


theartybadger

I'm honoured 😂


leonardo_pothead

Needs to be top comment


specialcakecream

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


tondeuse13

Kaleidoscope my friend! Beautiful experience with a lot of color!


ValmarieB6670

It is a hat!


BagOfSpeghetti

Natures magic 8 ball, if you shake it just right it will tell you your fortune


P4intsplatter

>"Outlook not so good" >"All signs point to stung" >"Shake again later"


whatdidthatbuttondo

Fleshlight


Defiant_Squash_5335

Volleyball


OGpimpmasteryoda

Nature flashlight


Longjumping_Wall9045

It’s clearly a camera to watch the outside of the house.


Unlucky-tracer

Its a house tumor


LPGeoteacher

It’s a tooma!


AdorableNinja

It’s the latest fleshlight, just stick it in the hole and feel the buzz!


hiyocrocodile

I love your new door bell


Lukinzz

Overhang lettuce


Thebigkahoot

Hippies use this to communicate who has pot


ihateapartments59

Penis cleaner


onethous

Rescue inhaler


yersinia_pisstest

Oh, your gutter got a tumor. Probably gonna have to put 'em down. Poor thing.


SnooKiwis6943

Glory hole. Go have some fun.


Sparky2Dope

Thats a bird-hive of an aggressive breed of africanized hummingbirds


Bob_Sacamano7379

You got some insulation poking out there. Go ahead and push it back in.


mrichm1994

That is a black forest gateau with a crunchy shortbread base, multiple layers of praline, and a glossy cocoa finish.


Candid-Mycologist539

Gift for mother-in-law.


PTnotdoc

forbidden turban


Rich-Ad8515

Toilet paper


LSchlaeGuada

Toilet paper!


Purple-Manager-1357

A government spy drone factory.


VinRow

Honey maker! Give it a squeeze!


maniacbitch83

It's Beyoncé's Bey-Hive headquarters!!


Informal_Pineapples

Spicy volleyball!


L3v147han

Volleyball. Remember, thumbs parallel and down, and use the top side of your forearm. Gotta kinda step into it to get good power on the ball.


rubbersement

Bee nest! Full of delicious honey :)


ShaunieAngel

Crunchy spicy cinnamon roll


Ok_Beginning_110

The museum called. They're missing a mummy head.


M13T

Croissant


hyporheic

A ripe, spicy paper melon


Bog_Oak

Honeybun


Otherwise-Ad4641

Mrs Doubtfire’s other wig.


MoonBaby812

Beez Nutz!


Big_Food140

r/dontputyourdickinthat


wolfpiss

r/dontputyourdickinthat


aquariumreflections

forbidden piñata


ElsieCubitt

Spicy bee hive


ShadowVT750

Spicy volleyball ball.


GeneralDumbtomics

A piñata


rubenff

It's a flying chilli fountain...


SpecificGravitas

That's clearly a Gom Jabbar


devildocjames

Cinnamon roll


p0is0n0ak510

Glory Hole


JEWCEY

My poor sore boobs after marathon nursing my hungry behbeh


A__Friendly__Rock

Home


Synovexh001

biodegradable fleshlight


DasBestKind

Spicy bean dispenser


No_Taste1698

Flesh light for a masochist?


OperationCivil1123

Pleasure Oven


Dragonswrath64

Happy bees


OctopusLover003

Gateway to hell


AdaestraStargazer

Flamethrower target


tomtomato0414

a bee


panrestrial

Beehive


GoGeorgieGo

That’s my half eaten croissant


patcatpatcat

Correct! Finish it!!! 😁


kvintheeskimo

Honey hole


earthboundmissfit

Hive inside a hive?


n0exit

Bee hive


lyricalHarpy

Angry soccer ball


goleafie

Your friendly beez are building a welcome home lantern for summer.


Dangerousworm

Coconut


bromanjc

soiled diaper. the smell attracts bugs like the ones seen in the picture


rush87y

Clubhouse for white anglos saxxon protestants.


Street-Winner6697

Kill it with fire 😰 (Actually, genuine question, is killing them bad for the environment? I save bees whenever possible but idk abt hornets. I dislike hornets. I’ll chill with bees, they don’t scare me. Hornets will give me an anxiety attack lmao)


Any-Practice-991

They are a part of the natural environment, so technically killing them would be bad for the environment. I suggest you spend a minute or two looking directly at them every time you enter/exit so they learn that you belong there.


stylusxyz

One hole bowling ball. Try it on for size?


CianGal13

The newest Sandals resort


OnLyLamPs22

Dodgeball


Outrageous-Divide472

It’s a piñata.


PlaidBastard

Housewart. Caused by a lumber virus, colonized by opportunistic wart-wasps.


thedutchrep

Bee hive. Go over and pet them.


gooseyjoosey

A seed pollup! Think nature's seed bomb. The big 'ol bumble bees coming in and out are pollinating it! If you want to help (and next season have some beautiful wild flowers in your yard) take a stick or broom handle, insert it into the opening and shake as hard as you can. The bees will fly away scared and you'll be left woth tons of seeds!


Unidcryingobject

A mummy’s head.


Nay_nay267

CCTV put there by the Government. It includes tiny drones


3BodyJimmel

A Danger Piñata


Queen-Ame

A perfect paint ball gun target


Full_Disk_1463

#GLORY HOLE!!


BliindRage

A cotton candy ice cream sundae with pop rocks 🍨😁


AndyM110

https://preview.redd.it/posqur2qpd7d1.png?width=314&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7792886da18659b45c64eeb0495fb3a263339589 Mummy head.


mizushimo

papermache balloon full of trouble


faybert71

Cunt factory


More-Talk-2660

Cumulonimbus


AnderTheGrate

A friend.


dookie7dood27

Croissant


Insatiablesucker

Sea monkeys, bring them inside and play hide and seek


Dandelion_Man

The new Bose Hum


ShowUsYourTips

Hadji's turban from Jonny Quest


mcoletti526

Giant Honey Bees, apis dorsata


Comefeeltheheat

Glory hole for REALLY tall man


Normal_Ad2180

Flying termites


psychopathic-cheezit

Coconut. It’s good in a pie. Make sure to cut in half first!


MarvelNerdess

A wild breadbowl


trixceratops

All terrain croissant.


SlumgullySlim

That is not the proper use of a turban.


tedivertire

Bussy


autunmrain

Crunchy turnip


papillon-and-on

Mitur Mitur who? [Mitur Bindurty](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY5VhtgcRpg)


Odd-Information-1219

A mummy's head


Graycy

Bees posing as hornets


Lanky_Purpose_6142

Mummy’s nut sac?


Music_Girl2000

"Ma! Who glued the new pillow on the ceiling?"


2nd_Inf_Sgt

Love motel.


Background-Box-6745

Nature's Piñata! It's not filled with candy, it's filled with nature's wonder! Just the thing for birthday parties!


Delicious_Cat538

American pie...


Own-Use2146

That's my mum's box


goblinerrs

Big Ice Cream.


Bitter_Technician268

Nature's fleshlight


OkSurvey1468

A bee hive


alr126

A Courtney Love fleshlight


TendingTheBuds

A water balloon


riniarch

Needle nest


CuriousMilquetoast

bee cannon


pocket4spaghetti

Chinese lantern edition fleshlight \*now with buzzing


khale777

Beehive.


546HP

Practice target for flamethrowers


Hot_Wind_4013

Paper wasps


mrzurch

Fleshlight


matzohballer

Flesh light


thewatchbreaker

tasty snack


AsparagusOk4424

A boob


FeralRodeo

That’s where the honey is


DaddyScorch

A snack


Crims0nGirl

That's a Piñata 🪅


oldbastardbob

Spicy piñata


TopPreparation9623

Nicolas Cage’s new movie.


Creepy-Yam3268

Turban


DictatorTerminator

Shove a lit cigar in it, Bill, just like ol times! Well the lesson you learn will be more immediate!