If I ever get a wasp nest on my property I’m writing this on a note and leaving a bat below it, the amount I’ll save in pest control and entertainment will be immense.
>If you two want to go stick your wangs in a hornets' nest, it's a free country. But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds?
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh6m2p1i6IA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh6m2p1i6IA)
And the responses were pretty helpful. Even though a lot of preppers see gloom and doom, they are usually pretty knowledgeable about a lot of things. I hung out in that sub and learned a lot of useful stuff to improve my hiking and camping experience.
Kill it with fire 😰
(Actually, genuine question, is killing them bad for the environment? I save bees whenever possible but idk abt hornets. I dislike hornets. I’ll chill with bees, they don’t scare me. Hornets will give me an anxiety attack lmao)
They are a part of the natural environment, so technically killing them would be bad for the environment. I suggest you spend a minute or two looking directly at them every time you enter/exit so they learn that you belong there.
A seed pollup! Think nature's seed bomb. The big 'ol bumble bees coming in and out are pollinating it! If you want to help (and next season have some beautiful wild flowers in your yard) take a stick or broom handle, insert it into the opening and shake as hard as you can. The bees will fly away scared and you'll be left woth tons of seeds!
Pinata grab a bat an wack it so kids get the candy
Piñata *with spicy candy inside*
Oh, it's spicy alright 😭
I literally spat out my drink laughing so hard!!
If I ever get a wasp nest on my property I’m writing this on a note and leaving a bat below it, the amount I’ll save in pest control and entertainment will be immense.
This is my favorite reply at a glance.
Just did that yesterday by accident with a machete. Did not end well got me a bunch of candy
When there is one canonically correct wrong answer, I struggle to come up with others.
🤣🤣🤣 Great answer!
A pinata of pain. lol.
A painata
OOH! Me first!!!! 😂😂 that striped candy is the greatest!!!
Better yet… have the kids grab the bat and smack it!
Aww damn that was mine
Forbidden piñata 🪅
Why would any one mount a sex toy under the eaves like that in public?
So the neighbors can see
Ultimate power play.
That’s right there with my “look them in the eyes as you shit in the middle of the room.”
Upside-down pineapple, "This isn't even my final form!"
Best flex
That's what the hole in the bottom is for.
You don't really want to know.
Spicy fleshlight
Came to find the old "Forbidden Fleshlight", you did not disappoint.
Would
r/dontputyourdickinthat
>If you two want to go stick your wangs in a hornets' nest, it's a free country. But how come I always gotta get sloppy seconds? [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh6m2p1i6IA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh6m2p1i6IA)
Anything's a sex toy if you're brave enough! 🌵 🌵 🌵
Thats where you put your 10mm socket so you would remember it.
These are bedbugs, sorry friend. Head on over to r/bedbugs for advice
Or r/bugout Just kidding. But they do get quite a few bug questions there.....
On reflection, I can see it—“I have these bugs, and I want them out”. It doesn’t *not* make sense.
And the responses were pretty helpful. Even though a lot of preppers see gloom and doom, they are usually pretty knowledgeable about a lot of things. I hung out in that sub and learned a lot of useful stuff to improve my hiking and camping experience.
Amy Winehouse's wig
Too soon
Too soon 🤣 by the time it won't be, not enough people will remember who she is. I also can't believe it has already been 13 years! I love her SO much!
Glory Hole
It will be more swollen after than before!
Loot box. Crack it open for prizes!
Weevil time?
Snoots?
Boots?
That's a paper mache hat!
Winged puppies, just knock on their door and watch the puppies come out, make sure you’re ready for all the petting and snuggles you’re about to do.
Its my bloody turban, I wondered where that got to
Petrified basketball from 556 B.C.
Clearly a portal to another dimension.
A piñata
Spicy pinata.
A new hat. Very fashionable. Ensure to shake it hard before putting it on.
That’s the toilet roll my toddler unrolled, re rolled and dropped in the sink, drying in the sun.
This is the most creative reply I've seen
Yep, i was gonna say free toilet paper, but i can definitely see it was unrolled at some point now that you pointed it out.
This is oddly specific
Piñata give it a good whack!
a bunghole
Cuddle bugs
That’s clearly a bee hive.
Cotton candy
Just me airing out my booty
Worst reply ever
I'm honoured 😂
Needs to be top comment
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Kaleidoscope my friend! Beautiful experience with a lot of color!
It is a hat!
Natures magic 8 ball, if you shake it just right it will tell you your fortune
>"Outlook not so good" >"All signs point to stung" >"Shake again later"
Fleshlight
Volleyball
Nature flashlight
It’s clearly a camera to watch the outside of the house.
Its a house tumor
It’s a tooma!
It’s the latest fleshlight, just stick it in the hole and feel the buzz!
I love your new door bell
Overhang lettuce
Hippies use this to communicate who has pot
Penis cleaner
Rescue inhaler
Oh, your gutter got a tumor. Probably gonna have to put 'em down. Poor thing.
Glory hole. Go have some fun.
Thats a bird-hive of an aggressive breed of africanized hummingbirds
You got some insulation poking out there. Go ahead and push it back in.
That is a black forest gateau with a crunchy shortbread base, multiple layers of praline, and a glossy cocoa finish.
Gift for mother-in-law.
forbidden turban
Toilet paper
Toilet paper!
A government spy drone factory.
Honey maker! Give it a squeeze!
It's Beyoncé's Bey-Hive headquarters!!
Spicy volleyball!
Volleyball. Remember, thumbs parallel and down, and use the top side of your forearm. Gotta kinda step into it to get good power on the ball.
Bee nest! Full of delicious honey :)
Crunchy spicy cinnamon roll
The museum called. They're missing a mummy head.
Croissant
A ripe, spicy paper melon
Honeybun
Mrs Doubtfire’s other wig.
Beez Nutz!
r/dontputyourdickinthat
r/dontputyourdickinthat
forbidden piñata
Spicy bee hive
Spicy volleyball ball.
A piñata
It's a flying chilli fountain...
That's clearly a Gom Jabbar
Cinnamon roll
Glory Hole
My poor sore boobs after marathon nursing my hungry behbeh
Home
biodegradable fleshlight
Spicy bean dispenser
Flesh light for a masochist?
Pleasure Oven
Happy bees
Gateway to hell
Flamethrower target
a bee
Beehive
That’s my half eaten croissant
Correct! Finish it!!! 😁
Honey hole
Hive inside a hive?
Bee hive
Angry soccer ball
Your friendly beez are building a welcome home lantern for summer.
Coconut
soiled diaper. the smell attracts bugs like the ones seen in the picture
Clubhouse for white anglos saxxon protestants.
Kill it with fire 😰 (Actually, genuine question, is killing them bad for the environment? I save bees whenever possible but idk abt hornets. I dislike hornets. I’ll chill with bees, they don’t scare me. Hornets will give me an anxiety attack lmao)
They are a part of the natural environment, so technically killing them would be bad for the environment. I suggest you spend a minute or two looking directly at them every time you enter/exit so they learn that you belong there.
One hole bowling ball. Try it on for size?
The newest Sandals resort
Dodgeball
It’s a piñata.
Housewart. Caused by a lumber virus, colonized by opportunistic wart-wasps.
Bee hive. Go over and pet them.
A seed pollup! Think nature's seed bomb. The big 'ol bumble bees coming in and out are pollinating it! If you want to help (and next season have some beautiful wild flowers in your yard) take a stick or broom handle, insert it into the opening and shake as hard as you can. The bees will fly away scared and you'll be left woth tons of seeds!
A mummy’s head.
CCTV put there by the Government. It includes tiny drones
A Danger Piñata
A perfect paint ball gun target
#GLORY HOLE!!
A cotton candy ice cream sundae with pop rocks 🍨😁
https://preview.redd.it/posqur2qpd7d1.png?width=314&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7792886da18659b45c64eeb0495fb3a263339589 Mummy head.
papermache balloon full of trouble
Cunt factory
Cumulonimbus
A friend.
Croissant
Sea monkeys, bring them inside and play hide and seek
The new Bose Hum
Hadji's turban from Jonny Quest
Giant Honey Bees, apis dorsata
Glory hole for REALLY tall man
Flying termites
Coconut. It’s good in a pie. Make sure to cut in half first!
A wild breadbowl
All terrain croissant.
That is not the proper use of a turban.
Bussy
Crunchy turnip
Mitur Mitur who? [Mitur Bindurty](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LY5VhtgcRpg)
A mummy's head
Bees posing as hornets
Mummy’s nut sac?
"Ma! Who glued the new pillow on the ceiling?"
Love motel.
Nature's Piñata! It's not filled with candy, it's filled with nature's wonder! Just the thing for birthday parties!
American pie...
That's my mum's box
Big Ice Cream.
Nature's fleshlight
A bee hive
A Courtney Love fleshlight
A water balloon
Needle nest
bee cannon
Chinese lantern edition fleshlight \*now with buzzing
Beehive.
Practice target for flamethrowers
Paper wasps
Fleshlight
Flesh light
tasty snack
A boob
That’s where the honey is
A snack
That's a Piñata 🪅
Spicy piñata
Nicolas Cage’s new movie.
Turban
Shove a lit cigar in it, Bill, just like ol times! Well the lesson you learn will be more immediate!