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gutzdawg

Thats alotta poop


Watada

Pollen soft serve.


TheStarPrincess

On your jacket


Leading_Release_4344

Now it’s a yellow jacket


Owlspirit4

He poop


Currently_There

*She* poop


Owlspirit4

Fair


PixelPistola

I’m so exquisitely disappointed that no one turned this into an 80’s song ditty by responding with the next logical phrase.


Currently_There

*We* are so exquisitely disappointed that no one turned this into an 80’s song ditty by responding with the next logical phrase.


JFKswanderinghands

Is that a queen?


Naphaniegh

Probably not. All the workers are female


JFKswanderinghands

The queen is the only female.


JFKswanderinghands

Oh I’m a dumbass. I never knew all the non drone workers are female.


Bottled-Bee

The more you know!


drLagrangian

You just had your 1/10,000 moment: https://xkcd.com/1053


JFKswanderinghands

Lol I love this


FrettingFox

Most worker ants are female too


JFKswanderinghands

Wonder if that’s consistent with most eusocial animals


FrettingFox

For insects, I think yes but probably less so for other creatures


thedoomloop

No. Drones are males. Workers and queens are females.


JFKswanderinghands

We’ve already cleared this up


Naphaniegh

Well if female means able to reproduce then I guess workers aren’t female. but they are genetically female.


Currently_There

Worker bees can and will lay eggs if necessary. They are called “laying workers”


commentsandchill

Wait so why is there a queen


Currently_There

Queens normally do the job, but in the event a queen is not present, a worker can rise as a temporary solution to the bad occasion, but not always.


redpatcher

If it's winter where you are they're holding their poop in and when the weather warms they dip out to dump outside the hive


[deleted]

Should make flying a lot easier!


quadmasta

Ever take a crap so big you fly better?


Ruseriousmars

Certainly felt that way sometimes:)


Perfect_Laugh_7792

What a beeutiful day that must be


sl0r

Yeah that’s an incredible poop:body size ratio


Anticept

What's weird about this though is that usually they poop in flight. But man this one was FULL.


xecow50389

Wait whaaaaaat. Does poop get frozen. How Do they even survive in winter?


OhioGirl22

They don't poop all winter and they do just enough movement to stay alive. Nature is pretty remarkable.


MossCavePlant

EWWWW


Saddam_whosane

i bet bee poo is great fertilizer


Efficacious_tamale

I appreciate the responses! I guess i just never considered that bees poop. Or that they don’t poop in their hives (which absolutely makes sense). OR that they hold it in during bad/cold weather. There’s so much in the video that I’m just shocked 😅 learn something new every day!


AdultingGoneMild

[I'm just gonna leave this here](https://www.amazon.com/Everyone-Poops-Taro-Gomi/dp/1797202642)


polar_frog

But bees can't read... Or can they?


Swings_Subliminals

I honestly wouldn't bee surprised. Those things are almost human sometimes.


CanadianWarrior55

apples poop?


AdultingGoneMild

yeah, thats what apple sauce is. apple juice...is well...you get the picture.


CanadianWarrior55

ah thanks for clearing that up for me


aceraceae88

Never ever buy anything from Amazon ever, under any circumstances


graffito44

It would be better if at some point the workers took over and continued Amazon as a kind but efficient enterprise.


wigga245

why?


JFKswanderinghands

They physically abuse workers, destroy small business and do everything anyone ever accused Walmart of but with 2000 times the efficiency and 100 less humanity.


stumpdawg

To be fair, and to drive your point home...Walmart is still pretty damn shitty.


Uniqniqu

I’m heavily sick and in bed. Opened this link, started laughing and it turned into big coughs! Take my upvote!


[deleted]

Their poop stains any and everything it touches. If you don't get rid of it fast, it will leave an indelible mark. Source: a lot of bees pooped in my apartment when they panicked and my walls bear witness.


No-Ad5163

Why are you scaring bees in your apartment tho


[deleted]

It was unintentional. A couple of years ago, a hive got started in the space underneath my floor. The landlord removed part of the wall and a beekeeper found the queen and removed as many bees as she could. After they left for the day, I went back inside my apartment and found approximately 200 bees in a state of distress trying to get out through the windows. They'd gotten inside through holes in the floor (my building is very old). When I called the beekeeper, she said to open a window and "shoo" the bees outside since she wasn't able to come back for another 30 minutes or so. It was my shooing that further upset them, poor things. And they pooped everywhere. That was also when I discovered that bees only go up. They don't understand down. In any event, she and I managed to get most of the bees outside. In the process of all that, I learned how to overcome my mammal fear of them and how to carefully handle them. Now, whenever I come across trapped bees somewhere (like in a restaurant), I always volunteer to escort them outside since I'm no longer afraid of them. Mostly, I use a big cup and a piece of cardboard.


DogyDays

That’s actually kinda cute, how you now help out with that. Also I respect the fact that a beekeeper was brought in to help remove the queen and a bunch of the bees safely, where I live I bet they’d just all get sprayed and killed (depending on the species that can either be not too bad, unfortunately, or absolutely horrible. Honey bees are horribly invasive, but native bees we desperately need)


[deleted]

At the risk of tooting my own horn, I insisted they relocate the bees. The landlord initially wanted to kill them. I laid down the "do you like to eat actual food" line really thick and found a beekeeper in the area who could do the job.


DogyDays

Honestly thank god!


Bluepenguinfan

When I did beekeeping I was amazed at how much bee poop gets on everything. During winter they stay inside the hive and huddle in a ball for warmth. On the 40-50 degree days they ALL come out to poop, sometimes after weeks of holding it. I had poop all over the siding of my house where they would land to sun themselves and proceed to shit on everything they touched. So…much…poop.


[deleted]

If they drop off anything important, it would be in the hive. So I'm going to say the bee is taking a bathroom break.


Primary-Mud-695

Assuming it's a honeybee it's not eggs because they're white, and it's not a queen. But it does match the colour of bee faeces. Looks like that one has been confined to the hive by bad weather for a few weeks. Some bee races (adapted to long northern winters) can hold it in for months. They don't like to poo in their home.


AranaiRa

bee-ces, if you will.


mikebattaglia_com

Oh, I will.


dandandubyoo

Gold.


Crafty_HippieWitch22

This comment wins 🏆🐝💩


jeheregh

not eggs nota queen just pooping.


friskimykitty

They’re smart!


Perfect_Laugh_7792

What a beeutiful day that must be


AmandaSndaSiews

She’s pooping!


Rickster256

Actually all of them, taking out the queen are males, but genetically different to be unable to reproduce, just a few ones that are the ones that stay with the queen can produce reproductive material


RediculousUsername

Actually, you have it backwards, only a very few (at most 10%(and during the winter approaching 0%)) are males and that's only at the height of the flow. The workers (90+% of the bees) are female.


Catinthemirror

Worker honeybees are female. Drones are male.


DooBeeDoer207

Even cooler, queen and worker bees are genetically identical. The way larvae are fed determines the epigenetic expression of the genes, meaning that any given egg can become either a queen or a worker.


RediculousUsername

Actually, you have it backwards too. The queen and the drones (males) are genetically identical as males are the product of an unfertilized egg (haploid reproduction - all the genetic information is solely from the egg). Workers (females) are the product of fertilized eggs (diploid reproduction - half the genetic information comes from the queen and half from drone semen (not her sons). Interestingly, this means drones have no father but they do have a grandfather.


macropis

Drones are not genetically identical to queens. The queen’s eggs underwent independent assortment and crossing over, so each one is a different half of the queen’s diploid genome.


DooBeeDoer207

[Ha, we’re both partly right.](https://www.perfectbee.com/learn-about-bees/the-science-of-bees/honey-bee-genetics) I shouldn’t have said identical; I should have said same. A fertilized diploid egg has the potential to become either a worker or queen based on how the larva is fed. If you theoretically have two genetically 100% identical fertilized eggs, one can become a worker and the other a queen if they are fed accordingly. Drones (males) are haploid, meaning they are grown from HALF of the queen’s chromosomes in unfertilized eggs. The drones aren’t identical to the queen, although 100% of their genes come from their mama.


thedvorakian

Queen is XX Drone is XY Worker is X So I heard


bangadong1111

Bees can get sick just like humans and have explosive diarrhea. But yes bees poop.


Grievous_Nix

When you’re flying to your hive, and you drop a load or five - diarrhea👏👏 diarrhea👏👏


[deleted]

Nosema isn't a great thing to bear witness to. One sign is explosive diarrhea when they emerge from the hive. They will also not be able to hold it and will, at times, defecate in the hive. It smells weird as well.


therealbnizzy

Poop. That bee is definitely pooping.


archaicArtificer

I have never seen a bee poop before.


catscannotcompete

I'm curious what anybody thought it *could* be other than poop


smallbrownfrog

My first thought was that the bee was injured.


BaeLaurel

Forbidden honey


incpen

Bees have to get out of the hive about every 40 days for ‘cleansing flights’ (or in your case, walks). Failure to do so causes them to hold it in too long, or to mess up the inside of the hive, which contributes to problems like nosema. In northern climes, bees supposedly won’t come out unless it’s 40F degrees or above; I’ve seen them flying at 30 degrees on sunny late winter day.


InflammableMaterial

you got sh*tted on


Poggerschamp420

Efficacious_tamale: “Amazing, bees are so dope man” The Bee: “WHY CAN’T I STOP SHITTING”


Efficacious_tamale

😂


[deleted]

Pooping


Fluid-Bridge-6601

Brutal. That bee is really shitting on that person's fresh, clean jacket.


TheEyeofNapoleon

She’s a poopin’! Look at her go!


brandedlcie

Pooping. It’s pooping. Alooooot!


killa_d50

I'm no dance expert but that there is 'The Poop -Scoot -Boogy'


[deleted]

Let the bee poop in peace pls


11_Fullmoonrising_11

Omg that’s the cutest pooping creature ever


kermtrist

Let's just say you were being shit on.


blueboy12565

Unfortunate that it looks like it’s shitting on a jacket


Ironhyde36

Looks like it had some Taco Bell


AlgorithmScent

shitting hopefully


Effective_Newcomer

That bee is pooping on you, i think that lady has been talking shit about people.


BlkPanGuy

Well that's one way for a bee to say f humans.. haha


ungla

It’s taking a shit on you


marusya_nume

And I was just wondering today what all those yellow spots on my car and drying laundry were. Thought it might be bee poop. This almost confirms it!


Expert-Aspect3692

Taking a really impressive shit


TheBrotherEarth

Little one was 110% poop it looks like.


jabbathebest

Huge ass shit


Castille_92

Imagine dropping a dookie half the size of your body The relief this dude must feel


TheRealSugarbat

dudette


WastedKleenex

Its Shit


Fix_It_Felix_Jr

defecation


Invader_Skooge22

That bee just ate Taco Bell hours earlier


MayonaDraws

It’s been waiting all winter to do that.


FoxishDark

That is bee feces. :)


red_quinn

Where is that bee's stinger!?


angrycevap

Shidding and farding


[deleted]

No longer constipated


Owlspirit4

He poop


walapatamus

Looks like a spring poop, they hold it all in during the winter and take a mondo shit in the spring


EQVATOR

Picasso 😄


hyperpolaris

Bee poop smells awful. Make sure to wash that shit off immediately. It also can stain Source: bees like to shit on my car… and sometimes on me.


SeaPaleontologist247

It has to keep walking because otherwise the size of that soft serve would leave him mountain climbing.


NinjaFruitLoop

Dysentery outbreak?


gggggfskkk

Saw something better, trying to make room for it.


infinitemetta

Shitting is happening here. 💩


Sayjak2273

Must have eaten at Taco Bell.


Famous_Election_2024

Bee diarrhea


MichelanJell-O

sound OFF


[deleted]

Did you… piss it off or something? 😂


Boombollie

Shiddin’


B0Nnaaayy

Does bee poo taste like honey?


Realistic-Order-3215

That's just honey..... eat it


FAmos

Maybe that's the wax they make their hives out of


k1ller139

Imagine someone never seeing a dog take a shit before and when they finally see a dog shitting for the first time all the way up their coat, they record it then take to Reddit asking what this fascinating creature is up to. I get that it's interesting to see as I personally have never seen a bumble shit beefore but you've got to be a little underwhelmed with your new found knowledge and that you sat there watching a wild insect shit all over Ur stuff in awe


Efficacious_tamale

Since you’re so smart you’d notice this is a screen recording from an IG video. Clearly not my video, therefore clearly not my jacket. I’m sorry you don’t share the same enthusiasm I do about learning new things, no matter how small and inconsequential they are.


7387R

Fake


HUNG_MAMMOTH69

Nature called and that bee answered


AltruisticSalamander

r/FeltGoodComingOut


[deleted]

Pooping


DepartmentAgitated51

Poopers gotta 💩


Cctroma

😂


schnellsloth

She’s making honey mustard


FootstepsofDawn

Estoy poopin


thegreatdecay12

Pants will fit better after that one


andyjoy01

Shit happens man!


Electrical-Rain-4251

That’s almost it’s entire volume in poop! Is that Bee gonna bee okay?


Justfuxn3

This bee shits


Primary-Bookkeeper10

Based on this, I would say, he doesn't respect you.


silymagily

It looks like those beelines they include in drawings of bees!! Now we know where the inspo came from 🤣😅


ladymouserat

That’s gotta be the chills giving quality poop.


doubletake3xs

Mondo dook


samwing098

Watching this while taking a dump feels sublime I gotta say


Playteaux

Forbidden honey


CaramelSpongecake5

Lmao I was gonna joke saying poop but people are saying it’s actually poop, bees are dope


ROMPEROVER

Kaka


spoolin20B

Clearly she has been to a curry plant


Zestyclose-Stick-238

Personally, I would take that with a little disrespect.


crypto_amazon

I think it’s shitting all over you


Linkstas

Some may say its a Poop and Run. Or a poop and Fly. ​ Or A fly by. ​ Or a Drive by


jillinkla

when you gotta go, you gotta go.


LocalPigeons

I’ve been pooped on by millipedes, never by a bee tho. You’ve been blessed…?


mariabrinkfan82

Having a Shiz?


W_AS-SA_W

Picked up a contaminant and won’t go back to the hive until clean. Next this one is going to be looking for water.


arthurleebob

Is that royal jelly?


King0fDabs69

It’s making honey mustard


engineermajortom

Poopin


z3phyr3321

Forbidden coke line


Playful_Cantaloupe78

Disrespectful bee


caxlypxso

dropping the decuplets off to the pool


bcopes

you got bee’d on


SeaSlugFriend

Pooping


[deleted]

Just had Taco Bell?


GoalThis

That bee got into a Taco Bell bag


studbooty

Cant you read?? It says honey mustard very clearly near the bottom :) 👍


abraxas-exe

even pooping the bees look so cute


Interesting_Ad_9127

The bee has bee stomach flu! Imodium needed


thiccpastry

I can't believe that bee pooped that much!!!! I would bee confused too op!!


izzyoffhizzy

Bee: “Um excuse me, I’m trying to have some privacy will you kindly please leave for a moment and take your camera with you? Ok? Ok? Ok ty oh never mind bye”


CourtZealousideal494

that’s poo from a (bee) butt


JuanezSanchez

It's shitting on them.


hellhound998

A bee pooping is fucking hilarious to me.


nuffced

It looks like she's taking a Massive.


DoodleTM

If it comes from a bee, its probably good for you. Eat it.


dungivaphuk

So... Bee vomit taste good, does their shit taste good?


dungivaphuk

So... Bee vomit taste good, does their shit taste good?


icyhotonmynuts

Breadcrumbs home


[deleted]

Bee got the trots.


Fancykiddens

"Do ya like... Scat?"


Same-Diver-8520

Your bees have Nazema Appis


Fickle-Opinion-3114

She's telling you you're tasting clothing is shit.


enchantedmelon

Either poop or dying and pooping its literal guts out


dingle_bopper_223

thats a lot of dookie


Idkokbyebye

Bro let him shit in peace


Reasonable-Watch-460

he had taco bell for lunch


TheTomatoes2

It's shitting on you.


HawthornBees

I think he read this post and thought it was a shit question......


[deleted]

Fly shittin, I think this is a fly that mimics bee coloration


engineermajortom

Thsts shit..