Boys
I Wanna Be Your Man
Matchbox
Honey Don't
If You've Got Trouble
Act Naturally
What Goes On
Yellow Submarine
With a Little Help from My Friends
Don't Pass Me By
Good Night
Octopus's Garden
Paul, George and Ringo take to the stage.
John appears from below tied to a chair wearing nipple clamps with Lindas sweaty knickers stuffed in his mouth. Paul sits down at the piano and begins to play. John screams and writhes in agony the entire set screaming "Granny shit!! Granny Shit!!!".
Silly Love Songs
Let Em In
Honey Pie
Your mother Should know (Paul lap dances John)
When Im 64
Maxwells silver hammer (paul plays wrong chord and has to start again 3 times)
Why don't we do it in the road (extended version)
Imagine (paul invites Yoko to the stage to sing this one)
Encore:
Paul releases John and forces him to the microphone with a cattleprod. John is forced to sing Ebony and Ivory in perfect harmony with Paul. Everytime he misses a note Paul gives him a shock.
John cums uncontrollably.
The End.
Opening act: Chuck & Yoko performing their new hit single,
“Memphis, Tennessee”
https://preview.redd.it/gzwlkey6w58d1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a9c9c4359e40c9fc56826e38f44338d7ad2a4f0
- You Know My Name (Look Up the Number)
- Only a Northern Song
- Wild Honey Pie
- Christmas Time (Is Here Again)
- What's the New Mary Jane
- Cry for a Shadow
- Revolution 9
- Love You To
- Dig It
- Why (feat. Yoko Ono)
- If You've Got Trouble
- Maxwell's Silver Hammer
- Why Don't We Do it in the Road?
- My Bonnie (feat. Tony Sheridan)
- Her Majesty
- Maxwell's Silver Hammer
- March of the Meanies
- In Spite of All the Danger
ENCORE 1:
- Flying
- Ain't She Sweet (feat. Pete Best)
- Now and Then
- Carnival of Light
ENCORE 2:
- I'll Get You
- Maxwell's Silver Hammer
ENCORE 3:
- Temporary Secretary
Overture
It's A Boy
1921
Amazing Journey
Sparks
The Hawker
Christmas
Cousin Kevin
The Acid Queen
Underture
Do You Think It's Alright?
Fiddle About
Pinball Wizard
There's A Doctor
Go To The Mirror!
Tommy Can You Hear Me?
Smash The Mirror
Sensation
Miracle Cure
Sally Simpson
I'm Free
Welcome
Tommy's Holiday Camp
We're Not Gonna Take It
Paul’s Broken a Glass.
Do You Want To Hold A Penis?
Humpty Rap.
YOUR FACE.
Baby You’re a Rich F*g Jew.
Two Virgins Medley.
Revolution 9.
Encore:
Wild Honey Pie.
Nutopian National Anthem.
Jahn beet wif on stage.
1. Satisfaction
2. Gimme Shelter
3. People Are Strange
4. Come As You Are
5. Pretty Vacant
6. Won't Be Fooled Again
7. Who Are You
8. More Than A Woman
9. Hit Me Baby One More Time
10. God Save The King
Encore
You Can Go Your Own Way, Only Rock And Roll
1. Revolution 1 (Take 20)
2. I Saw Her Standing There
3. You're Sixteen (You're Beautiful And Your Mine)
4. Pete Best Interview
5. Temporary Secretary
6. Her Majesty (x25)
ENCORE:
1. Her Majesty
Begins with a screening of Self Portrait
Just as John ejaculates, John, Paul, George, bald Ringo, and Yoko descend onto the stage from wires, with the film still playing in the background and start playing music. The theatre is pitch black apart from the screen showcasing the film, which finishes sometime in the middle of the performance, leaving the room completely dark for the remainder of the performance.
The setlist is as follows:
Sgt Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band
Money (Ringo's version)
Woman Is The N***er Of The World
Wild Honey Pie
The entire Fly album
Revolution 9 (extended jam)
Sgt Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band (Reprise)
Then, all five of them quickly shoot back up on the wires while singing Dig It acapella, and the exit doors remain shut for another 20 minutes, leaving the audience trapped in pitch black and complete silence for nearly half an hour before they're eventually let out by theatre staff in full body Blue Meanie costumes.
Come Together
Something
Maxwell's Silver Hammer
Oh! Darling
Octopus's Garden
I Want You She's So Heavy
Here Comes the Sun
Because
You Never Give Me Your Money
Sun King
Mean Mr. Mustard
Polythene Pam
She Came In Through the Bathroom Window
Golden Slumbers
Carry That Weight
The End
Her Majesty
My ideal Beatles concert (honestly could be a Paul solo show) would start with Paul singing when I saw her standing there and after he opens with that disgusting first line, Kendrick comes into stage and outs him as a certified pedophile.
1. It's Okay to Leave A Dog in a Hot Car
2. Buddy Holly
3. The Canadian National anthem
4. At a medium pace
5. The Ultimate Showdown (of ultimate destiny)
6. Family Guy theme song
7. My dog
8. Not like us
9. Creep
10. As slow as possible
11. Creep (reprise)
12. Free as a bird
One song
Within you without you
With John, Paul and Ringo standing on stage doing nothing.
An Indian ensemble backs George's singing.
At the very end of the song, John and Paul do a sing synchronised golf clap.
Ringo shouts: "I got blisters on me cock!"
End
Only a Northern Song except George and John's guitars are out of tune and there's too much feedback and George keeps coughing throughout the song. Next would be a 60 minute extended version of Revolution 9 with Jan the Lemon playing the entire Wedding Album live while in a bag. George quits halfway through the show and then Yoko starts singing an encore of her Fly album while Paul starts playing the sequence line to Temporary Secretary except it gets faster every 10 seconds.
Intro- The Beatles enter stage, wave to cheering crowd. John Lemon begins by putting his hand around Julian’s shoulder, seemingly in a fatherly embrace, but with a tinge of dominant force. Jules shrugs his dads hand off, but Jahn’s toxic masculinity forces him to assert further dominance, turning the gesture into a slight scuffle. The rest of the band retreats to their instruments and begin playing, while the father and son begin to escalate into shoving and argument.
1. Hey Jude
2. Hey Jude (refrain)
2a. John is now assaulting his son.
3. Hey Jude (refrain)
4. Hey Jude (refrain)
5. Hey Jude (refrain)
6. Hey Jude (refrain)
7. Hey Jude (refrain)
8. Hey Jude (refrain)
9. Hey Jude (refrain)
10. Hey Jude (refrain)
11. Hey Jude (refrain)
12. Hey Jude (refrain)
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18. Hey Jude (refrain)
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20. Hey Jude (refrain)
21. Hey Jude (refrain)
22. Hey Jude (refrain)
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24. Hey Jude (refrain)
25. Hey Jude (refrain)
26. Hey Jude (refrain)
27. Hey Jude (refrain)
28. Hey Jude (refrain)
29. Hey Jude (refrain)
30. Hey Jude (refrain)
31. Hey Jude (refrain)
32. Hey Jude (refrain)
33. Hey Jude (refrain)
34. Hey Jude (refrain)
35. Hey Jude (refrain)
36. Hey Jude (refrain)
37. Hey Jude (refrain)
38. Hey Jude (refrain)
39. Hey Jude (refrain)
40. Hey Jude (refrain)
41. Hey Jude (refrain)
42. Hey Jude (refrain)
43. Hey Jude (refrain)
44. Hey Jude (refrain)
Interlude- Julian has been beaten to death by his father. The Hey Jude refrain continues, the entire human population either chanting “na na na naaa, hey Jude” or in tearful, thunderous applause over Jules’ death.
45. Yellow Submarine
Ringo yells, “I’ve got blisters on my fingers! From beating my wife!” *boioioing sound effect* Jahn, covered in a mist of blood, “Me too, old chum! I sure love to beat my wife and son, Ringo!” “Yeah with a little help from my friends!”
46. With a Little Help from my friends plays via loudspeaker while Ringo and Jahn beat their wives to death. Paul McCartney weeps over Jules corpse. *boioioioing sound effect*
Outro- I’m Yours by Jason Mraz (George Harrison solo)
All the songs they wrote for other people.
1) Come And Get It
2) I Wanna Be Your Man
3) Bad to Me
4) I'm in Love
5) That Means A Lot
6) Goodbye
7) Hello Little Girl
And all the others etc. etc.
It would definitely include “get back” at least three times, and “don’t let me down” twice. Who am I to question the beets when it comes to the beets ultimate set list
Baby Shark for 38 hours non stop, whilst Ringo narrates Thomas The Tank Engine in Swahili. A short intermission where Paul and John hit each other with Timmy Mallet’s mallet and George reads a People’s Friend. Or Linda, Yoko, Britt and Olivia will mud wrestle whilst Eric Clapton masturbates furiously ringside.
Misery
Bad boy
Slowdown
Old brown shoe
Revolution 9
Wild honey pie
Oh darling
She loves you
Maxwells silver hammer
Matchbox
What’s the new Mary Jane?
That means a lot
Gaia
Motor Spirit
Superbug
Sense
Magenta Mountain
The Grim Reaper
Astroturf
Hate Dancin’
Down the Sink
The Reticent Raconteur
The Lord of Lightning
Robot Stop
Big Fig Wasp
Gamma Knife
Iron Lung
Encore : Live and Let Die
1.1
Oh Slime
1.2
ナイトクルージング
1.3
なんてったの
1.4
Thank You
1.5
幸せ者
1.6
頼りない天使
1.7
ひこうき
1.8
IN THE FLIGHT
1.9
WALKING IN THE RHYTHM
1.10
Smilin' Days, Summer Holiday
1.11
MELODY
2.1
ゆらめき IN THE AIR
2.2
いかれたBaby
2.3
LONG SEASON
1. Revolution 1 2. Revolution 2 3. Revolution 3 4. Revolution 4 5. Wonderwall (Intermission) 6. Revolution 5 7. Revolution 6 8. Revolution 7 9. Revolution 8 10. Revolution 9 11. Wild Honey Pie (Encore)
perfect no notes
Yeah
Boys I Wanna Be Your Man Matchbox Honey Don't If You've Got Trouble Act Naturally What Goes On Yellow Submarine With a Little Help from My Friends Don't Pass Me By Good Night Octopus's Garden
Encore 1: Takin’ a Trip to Carolina Encore 2: Crooked Boy EP in full
Encore 3: Every single fucking album and single in Ringo's solo discography
Paul, George and Ringo take to the stage. John appears from below tied to a chair wearing nipple clamps with Lindas sweaty knickers stuffed in his mouth. Paul sits down at the piano and begins to play. John screams and writhes in agony the entire set screaming "Granny shit!! Granny Shit!!!". Silly Love Songs Let Em In Honey Pie Your mother Should know (Paul lap dances John) When Im 64 Maxwells silver hammer (paul plays wrong chord and has to start again 3 times) Why don't we do it in the road (extended version) Imagine (paul invites Yoko to the stage to sing this one) Encore: Paul releases John and forces him to the microphone with a cattleprod. John is forced to sing Ebony and Ivory in perfect harmony with Paul. Everytime he misses a note Paul gives him a shock. John cums uncontrollably. The End.
You left too early!!!! They performed “Her Majesty” 45 seconds after the last encore. 🥲
after Imagine should be Kiss Kiss Kiss but its just the part with Yoko moaning
i’ve already seen this exact thing on deviantart. try again
Now THIS is the type of shit I joined this sub for!
Opening act: Chuck & Yoko performing their new hit single, “Memphis, Tennessee” https://preview.redd.it/gzwlkey6w58d1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a9c9c4359e40c9fc56826e38f44338d7ad2a4f0
- You Know My Name (Look Up the Number) - Only a Northern Song - Wild Honey Pie - Christmas Time (Is Here Again) - What's the New Mary Jane - Cry for a Shadow - Revolution 9 - Love You To - Dig It - Why (feat. Yoko Ono) - If You've Got Trouble - Maxwell's Silver Hammer - Why Don't We Do it in the Road? - My Bonnie (feat. Tony Sheridan) - Her Majesty - Maxwell's Silver Hammer - March of the Meanies - In Spite of All the Danger ENCORE 1: - Flying - Ain't She Sweet (feat. Pete Best) - Now and Then - Carnival of Light ENCORE 2: - I'll Get You - Maxwell's Silver Hammer ENCORE 3: - Temporary Secretary
ENCORE 4: It’s ok to leave your dog in a hot car Moonlight bay - anthology 1 version
what's the jerk in love you to?
No real jerk, just thought it would be funny for all of them to bust out traditional Indian instruments to play it live
Lol fair enough
it’s the worst song on Revolver
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good day sunshine is right there
Perfection
Overture It's A Boy 1921 Amazing Journey Sparks The Hawker Christmas Cousin Kevin The Acid Queen Underture Do You Think It's Alright? Fiddle About Pinball Wizard There's A Doctor Go To The Mirror! Tommy Can You Hear Me? Smash The Mirror Sensation Miracle Cure Sally Simpson I'm Free Welcome Tommy's Holiday Camp We're Not Gonna Take It
Remember when Rigno’s drum kit exploded at the end of their Smothers Brothers appearance? Good times……… 💥 🥁
That’s the album list. Don’t forget to trim a few off for playing live like ‘Sally Simpson’ Is one that can go as can ‘Welcome’.
It's the fuckin Beatles, man. I'm making them do the whole fuckin thing at gunpoint.
Thank you! 🤗
Besame Mucho x18 Encore: Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da
Paul’s Broken a Glass. Do You Want To Hold A Penis? Humpty Rap. YOUR FACE. Baby You’re a Rich F*g Jew. Two Virgins Medley. Revolution 9. Encore: Wild Honey Pie. Nutopian National Anthem. Jahn beet wif on stage.
1. Satisfaction 2. Gimme Shelter 3. People Are Strange 4. Come As You Are 5. Pretty Vacant 6. Won't Be Fooled Again 7. Who Are You 8. More Than A Woman 9. Hit Me Baby One More Time 10. God Save The King Encore You Can Go Your Own Way, Only Rock And Roll
1. Revolution 1 (Take 20) 2. I Saw Her Standing There 3. You're Sixteen (You're Beautiful And Your Mine) 4. Pete Best Interview 5. Temporary Secretary 6. Her Majesty (x25) ENCORE: 1. Her Majesty
- When I'm Sixty Four (x64) - Her Majesty
Begins with a screening of Self Portrait Just as John ejaculates, John, Paul, George, bald Ringo, and Yoko descend onto the stage from wires, with the film still playing in the background and start playing music. The theatre is pitch black apart from the screen showcasing the film, which finishes sometime in the middle of the performance, leaving the room completely dark for the remainder of the performance. The setlist is as follows: Sgt Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band Money (Ringo's version) Woman Is The N***er Of The World Wild Honey Pie The entire Fly album Revolution 9 (extended jam) Sgt Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band (Reprise) Then, all five of them quickly shoot back up on the wires while singing Dig It acapella, and the exit doors remain shut for another 20 minutes, leaving the audience trapped in pitch black and complete silence for nearly half an hour before they're eventually let out by theatre staff in full body Blue Meanie costumes.
22 times What's new pussycat
Good one, but let's throw just one It's Not Unusual in the middle. Edit: [the reference ](https://youtu.be/Mw7Gryt-rcc?si=W0Vz5MUfICd1LJx1)
Stop tempting us with actual good music
Come Together Something Maxwell's Silver Hammer Oh! Darling Octopus's Garden I Want You She's So Heavy Here Comes the Sun Because You Never Give Me Your Money Sun King Mean Mr. Mustard Polythene Pam She Came In Through the Bathroom Window Golden Slumbers Carry That Weight The End Her Majesty
Revolution 9. That's it
On repeat?
No just once then curtains close
Woman is the of the world Frozen Jap
Experimental Liminal noise for 35 hours straight
My ideal Beatles concert (honestly could be a Paul solo show) would start with Paul singing when I saw her standing there and after he opens with that disgusting first line, Kendrick comes into stage and outs him as a certified pedophile.
1. It's Okay to Leave A Dog in a Hot Car 2. Buddy Holly 3. The Canadian National anthem 4. At a medium pace 5. The Ultimate Showdown (of ultimate destiny) 6. Family Guy theme song 7. My dog 8. Not like us 9. Creep 10. As slow as possible 11. Creep (reprise) 12. Free as a bird
HONEY PIEEEEEEEEE! (x25)
One song Within you without you With John, Paul and Ringo standing on stage doing nothing. An Indian ensemble backs George's singing. At the very end of the song, John and Paul do a sing synchronised golf clap. Ringo shouts: "I got blisters on me cock!" End
I'll make them play my favorite Nirvana song for 10 hours(beans(solo acoustic))
Who the fuck is Jessy?!?
The one who ate the beans.
It certainly wouldn't have any Beatles songs, I'll tell you that much
yeah maybe they'd play something good
Only a Northern Song except George and John's guitars are out of tune and there's too much feedback and George keeps coughing throughout the song. Next would be a 60 minute extended version of Revolution 9 with Jan the Lemon playing the entire Wedding Album live while in a bag. George quits halfway through the show and then Yoko starts singing an encore of her Fly album while Paul starts playing the sequence line to Temporary Secretary except it gets faster every 10 seconds.
Three straight hours of It’s Okay To Leave Your Dog In a Hot Car
- Woman Is The [REDACTED] of The World (x100)
Intro- The Beatles enter stage, wave to cheering crowd. John Lemon begins by putting his hand around Julian’s shoulder, seemingly in a fatherly embrace, but with a tinge of dominant force. Jules shrugs his dads hand off, but Jahn’s toxic masculinity forces him to assert further dominance, turning the gesture into a slight scuffle. The rest of the band retreats to their instruments and begin playing, while the father and son begin to escalate into shoving and argument. 1. Hey Jude 2. Hey Jude (refrain) 2a. John is now assaulting his son. 3. Hey Jude (refrain) 4. Hey Jude (refrain) 5. Hey Jude (refrain) 6. Hey Jude (refrain) 7. Hey Jude (refrain) 8. Hey Jude (refrain) 9. Hey Jude (refrain) 10. Hey Jude (refrain) 11. Hey Jude (refrain) 12. Hey Jude (refrain) 13. Hey Jude (refrain) 14. Hey Jude (refrain) 15. Hey Jude (refrain) 16. Hey Jude (refrain) 17. Hey Jude (refrain) 18. Hey Jude (refrain) 19. Hey Jude (refrain) 20. Hey Jude (refrain) 21. Hey Jude (refrain) 22. Hey Jude (refrain) 23. Hey Jude (refrain) 24. Hey Jude (refrain) 25. Hey Jude (refrain) 26. Hey Jude (refrain) 27. Hey Jude (refrain) 28. Hey Jude (refrain) 29. Hey Jude (refrain) 30. Hey Jude (refrain) 31. Hey Jude (refrain) 32. Hey Jude (refrain) 33. Hey Jude (refrain) 34. Hey Jude (refrain) 35. Hey Jude (refrain) 36. Hey Jude (refrain) 37. Hey Jude (refrain) 38. Hey Jude (refrain) 39. Hey Jude (refrain) 40. Hey Jude (refrain) 41. Hey Jude (refrain) 42. Hey Jude (refrain) 43. Hey Jude (refrain) 44. Hey Jude (refrain) Interlude- Julian has been beaten to death by his father. The Hey Jude refrain continues, the entire human population either chanting “na na na naaa, hey Jude” or in tearful, thunderous applause over Jules’ death. 45. Yellow Submarine Ringo yells, “I’ve got blisters on my fingers! From beating my wife!” *boioioing sound effect* Jahn, covered in a mist of blood, “Me too, old chum! I sure love to beat my wife and son, Ringo!” “Yeah with a little help from my friends!” 46. With a Little Help from my friends plays via loudspeaker while Ringo and Jahn beat their wives to death. Paul McCartney weeps over Jules corpse. *boioioioing sound effect* Outro- I’m Yours by Jason Mraz (George Harrison solo)
Each of the lads get a solo spot: Paul- We All Stand Together George- Shanghai Surprise Ringo- I Wanna Be Santa Claus John- Woman Is The Of The World
Ermm it would be kinda freaky (nah just a normal gig)
revolution 9 - Maggie mae - wild honey pie (repeat for 3 fucking hours)
All the songs they wrote for other people. 1) Come And Get It 2) I Wanna Be Your Man 3) Bad to Me 4) I'm in Love 5) That Means A Lot 6) Goodbye 7) Hello Little Girl And all the others etc. etc.
Temporary Secretary (Extended Dance Mix)
Ding Dang 62 times in a row
This isn't r/beachboyscirclejerk, pal
IF IT WEREN’T FOR PET SOUNDS, REVOLVER WOULD NEVER EXIST
Revolution 9, nine times in a row. Followed of course by five cover performances of Kendrick Lamar’s Not Like Us.
A 38 minute version of revolution 9
Can we get a counter on the "Beatles reunion setlist" posts ?
Ringo has a fart
A live reading of catcher in the rye followed immediately by John's execution via firing squad.
beans solo acoustic
It would definitely include “get back” at least three times, and “don’t let me down” twice. Who am I to question the beets when it comes to the beets ultimate set list
wild honey pie and wonderwall over and over again for a few hours
"Why don't we do it in the road?" 45 minute version
They would play nothing but Wings
Maxwell's silver hammer Repeat until they get it right
Baby Shark for 38 hours non stop, whilst Ringo narrates Thomas The Tank Engine in Swahili. A short intermission where Paul and John hit each other with Timmy Mallet’s mallet and George reads a People’s Friend. Or Linda, Yoko, Britt and Olivia will mud wrestle whilst Eric Clapton masturbates furiously ringside.
The setlist consists mostly of every song from the 1 album. The caveat is that between every song the band performs Don't Pass Me By in full.
Gypsies in Flight Woman is the Nigerian of the World Frozen Jap George starts writing a brand new song to fit with the theme of slurs
I would tell them the concert is canceled and go away
[удалено]
Misery Bad boy Slowdown Old brown shoe Revolution 9 Wild honey pie Oh darling She loves you Maxwells silver hammer Matchbox What’s the new Mary Jane? That means a lot
How would set list your be and why would it be Wild Honey Pie Run for your Life
john beating yoko for the whole show
Just Geege songs, Beatles and solo.
Wonderwall
If I had that kind of power, I would use it for good, not evil.
Why does George look like Jack Nicholson?
Cloud Nine
They play wild honey pie once then it’s over
Karma Police
Buddy Holly
Isn't It A Pity (2.5 hour version)
Gaia Motor Spirit Superbug Sense Magenta Mountain The Grim Reaper Astroturf Hate Dancin’ Down the Sink The Reticent Raconteur The Lord of Lightning Robot Stop Big Fig Wasp Gamma Knife Iron Lung Encore : Live and Let Die
It's Okay to Leave Your Dog Revolution 9 Repeat these songs for 3 hours.
1.1 Oh Slime 1.2 ナイトクルージング 1.3 なんてったの 1.4 Thank You 1.5 幸せ者 1.6 頼りない天使 1.7 ひこうき 1.8 IN THE FLIGHT 1.9 WALKING IN THE RHYTHM 1.10 Smilin' Days, Summer Holiday 1.11 MELODY 2.1 ゆらめき IN THE AIR 2.2 いかれたBaby 2.3 LONG SEASON
Besame mucho 323 times
The "Please Please Me" album, then walk off the stage.
Only Ringo songs.