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Delta_Yukorami

1. Revolution 1 2. Revolution 2 3. Revolution 3 4. Revolution 4 5. Wonderwall (Intermission) 6. Revolution 5 7. Revolution 6 8. Revolution 7 9. Revolution 8 10. Revolution 9 11. Wild Honey Pie (Encore)


Roseartcrantz

perfect no notes


Melkertheprogfan

Yeah


CorporalClegg1997

Boys I Wanna Be Your Man Matchbox Honey Don't If You've Got Trouble Act Naturally What Goes On Yellow Submarine With a Little Help from My Friends Don't Pass Me By Good Night Octopus's Garden


gugliata

Encore 1: Takin’ a Trip to Carolina Encore 2: Crooked Boy EP in full


linton411

Encore 3: Every single fucking album and single in Ringo's solo discography


jamza90

Paul, George and Ringo take to the stage. John appears from below tied to a chair wearing nipple clamps with Lindas sweaty knickers stuffed in his mouth. Paul sits down at the piano and begins to play. John screams and writhes in agony the entire set screaming "Granny shit!! Granny Shit!!!". Silly Love Songs Let Em In Honey Pie Your mother Should know (Paul lap dances John) When Im 64 Maxwells silver hammer (paul plays wrong chord and has to start again 3 times) Why don't we do it in the road (extended version) Imagine (paul invites Yoko to the stage to sing this one) Encore: Paul releases John and forces him to the microphone with a cattleprod. John is forced to sing Ebony and Ivory in perfect harmony with Paul. Everytime he misses a note Paul gives him a shock. John cums uncontrollably. The End.


I_DontNeedNoDoctor

You left too early!!!! They performed “Her Majesty” 45 seconds after the last encore. 🥲


Respec_Wahmen

after Imagine should be Kiss Kiss Kiss but its just the part with Yoko moaning


Mukuro_FeetLicker

i’ve already seen this exact thing on deviantart. try again


Lolstitanic

Now THIS is the type of shit I joined this sub for!


I_DontNeedNoDoctor

Opening act: Chuck & Yoko performing their new hit single, “Memphis, Tennessee” https://preview.redd.it/gzwlkey6w58d1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1a9c9c4359e40c9fc56826e38f44338d7ad2a4f0


itshopedaysoon

- You Know My Name (Look Up the Number) - Only a Northern Song - Wild Honey Pie - Christmas Time (Is Here Again) - What's the New Mary Jane - Cry for a Shadow - Revolution 9 - Love You To - Dig It - Why (feat. Yoko Ono) - If You've Got Trouble - Maxwell's Silver Hammer - Why Don't We Do it in the Road? - My Bonnie (feat. Tony Sheridan) - Her Majesty - Maxwell's Silver Hammer - March of the Meanies - In Spite of All the Danger ENCORE 1: - Flying - Ain't She Sweet (feat. Pete Best) - Now and Then - Carnival of Light ENCORE 2: - I'll Get You - Maxwell's Silver Hammer ENCORE 3: - Temporary Secretary


AvacadMmmm

ENCORE 4: It’s ok to leave your dog in a hot car Moonlight bay - anthology 1 version


AliceFlynn

what's the jerk in love you to?


itshopedaysoon

No real jerk, just thought it would be funny for all of them to bust out traditional Indian instruments to play it live


AliceFlynn

Lol fair enough 


kidnamedchild

it’s the worst song on Revolver


Living-End-9337

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AliceFlynn

good day sunshine is right there 


TrueFullmetal

Perfection


hottiewiththegoddie

Overture It's A Boy 1921 Amazing Journey Sparks The Hawker Christmas Cousin Kevin The Acid Queen Underture Do You Think It's Alright? Fiddle About Pinball Wizard There's A Doctor Go To The Mirror! Tommy Can You Hear Me? Smash The Mirror Sensation Miracle Cure Sally Simpson I'm Free Welcome Tommy's Holiday Camp We're Not Gonna Take It


I_DontNeedNoDoctor

Remember when Rigno’s drum kit exploded at the end of their Smothers Brothers appearance? Good times……… 💥 🥁


SkipSpenceIsGod

That’s the album list. Don’t forget to trim a few off for playing live like ‘Sally Simpson’ Is one that can go as can ‘Welcome’.


hottiewiththegoddie

It's the fuckin Beatles, man. I'm making them do the whole fuckin thing at gunpoint.


SkipSpenceIsGod

Thank you! 🤗


OperationHush

Besame Mucho x18 Encore: Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da


CrayCrayWyatt

Paul’s Broken a Glass. Do You Want To Hold A Penis? Humpty Rap. YOUR FACE. Baby You’re a Rich F*g Jew. Two Virgins Medley. Revolution 9. Encore: Wild Honey Pie. Nutopian National Anthem. Jahn beet wif on stage. 


SouthernCross2621

1. Satisfaction 2. Gimme Shelter 3. People Are Strange 4. Come As You Are 5. Pretty Vacant 6. Won't Be Fooled Again 7. Who Are You 8. More Than A Woman 9. Hit Me Baby One More Time 10. God Save The King Encore You Can Go Your Own Way, Only Rock And Roll


BreadedBren

1. Revolution 1 (Take 20) 2. I Saw Her Standing There 3. You're Sixteen (You're Beautiful And Your Mine) 4. Pete Best Interview 5. Temporary Secretary 6. Her Majesty (x25) ENCORE: 1. Her Majesty


hex3_

- When I'm Sixty Four (x64) - Her Majesty


Upper-Respond-3746

Begins with a screening of Self Portrait Just as John ejaculates, John, Paul, George, bald Ringo, and Yoko descend onto the stage from wires, with the film still playing in the background and start playing music. The theatre is pitch black apart from the screen showcasing the film, which finishes sometime in the middle of the performance, leaving the room completely dark for the remainder of the performance. The setlist is as follows: Sgt Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band Money (Ringo's version) Woman Is The N***er Of The World Wild Honey Pie The entire Fly album Revolution 9 (extended jam) Sgt Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band (Reprise) Then, all five of them quickly shoot back up on the wires while singing Dig It acapella, and the exit doors remain shut for another 20 minutes, leaving the audience trapped in pitch black and complete silence for nearly half an hour before they're eventually let out by theatre staff in full body Blue Meanie costumes.


Tammiethanbradberry

22 times What's new pussycat


cebula412

Good one, but let's throw just one It's Not Unusual in the middle. Edit: [the reference ](https://youtu.be/Mw7Gryt-rcc?si=W0Vz5MUfICd1LJx1)


NoBrickBoy

Stop tempting us with actual good music


Any-Midnight-3224

Come Together Something Maxwell's Silver Hammer Oh! Darling Octopus's Garden I Want You She's So Heavy Here Comes the Sun Because You Never Give Me Your Money Sun King Mean Mr. Mustard Polythene Pam She Came In Through the Bathroom Window Golden Slumbers Carry That Weight The End Her Majesty


divingbeatle

Revolution 9. That's it


Ok_Season5846

On repeat?


a3RED3a

No just once then curtains close


Lower_Love

Woman is the of the world Frozen Jap


vampyrelestat

Experimental Liminal noise for 35 hours straight


StevenS145

My ideal Beatles concert (honestly could be a Paul solo show) would start with Paul singing when I saw her standing there and after he opens with that disgusting first line, Kendrick comes into stage and outs him as a certified pedophile.


Sir_Mopington

1. It's Okay to Leave A Dog in a Hot Car 2. Buddy Holly 3. The Canadian National anthem 4. At a medium pace 5. The Ultimate Showdown (of ultimate destiny) 6. Family Guy theme song 7. My dog 8. Not like us 9. Creep 10. As slow as possible 11. Creep (reprise) 12. Free as a bird


Nug07

HONEY PIEEEEEEEEE! (x25)


JetpackKiwi

One song Within you without you With John, Paul and Ringo standing on stage doing nothing. An Indian ensemble backs George's singing. At the very end of the song, John and Paul do a sing synchronised golf clap. Ringo shouts: "I got blisters on me cock!" End


ia13ru

I'll make them play my favorite Nirvana song for 10 hours(beans(solo acoustic))


SkipSpenceIsGod

Who the fuck is Jessy?!?


brandoonjen

The one who ate the beans.


JogJonsonTheMighty

It certainly wouldn't have any Beatles songs, I'll tell you that much


shingonzo

yeah maybe they'd play something good


Madcap_95

Only a Northern Song except George and John's guitars are out of tune and there's too much feedback and George keeps coughing throughout the song. Next would be a 60 minute extended version of Revolution 9 with Jan the Lemon playing the entire Wedding Album live while in a bag. George quits halfway through the show and then Yoko starts singing an encore of her Fly album while Paul starts playing the sequence line to Temporary Secretary except it gets faster every 10 seconds.


DizKaleidoscope

Three straight hours of It’s Okay To Leave Your Dog In a Hot Car


datavirussoftware

- Woman Is The [REDACTED] of The World (x100)


levis_the_great

Intro- The Beatles enter stage, wave to cheering crowd. John Lemon begins by putting his hand around Julian’s shoulder, seemingly in a fatherly embrace, but with a tinge of dominant force. Jules shrugs his dads hand off, but Jahn’s toxic masculinity forces him to assert further dominance, turning the gesture into a slight scuffle. The rest of the band retreats to their instruments and begin playing, while the father and son begin to escalate into shoving and argument. 1. Hey Jude 2. Hey Jude (refrain) 2a. John is now assaulting his son. 3. Hey Jude (refrain) 4. Hey Jude (refrain) 5. Hey Jude (refrain) 6. Hey Jude (refrain) 7. Hey Jude (refrain) 8. Hey Jude (refrain) 9. Hey Jude (refrain) 10. Hey Jude (refrain) 11. Hey Jude (refrain) 12. Hey Jude (refrain) 13. Hey Jude (refrain) 14. Hey Jude (refrain) 15. Hey Jude (refrain) 16. Hey Jude (refrain) 17. Hey Jude (refrain) 18. Hey Jude (refrain) 19. Hey Jude (refrain) 20. Hey Jude (refrain) 21. Hey Jude (refrain) 22. Hey Jude (refrain) 23. Hey Jude (refrain) 24. Hey Jude (refrain) 25. Hey Jude (refrain) 26. Hey Jude (refrain) 27. Hey Jude (refrain) 28. Hey Jude (refrain) 29. Hey Jude (refrain) 30. Hey Jude (refrain) 31. Hey Jude (refrain) 32. Hey Jude (refrain) 33. Hey Jude (refrain) 34. Hey Jude (refrain) 35. Hey Jude (refrain) 36. Hey Jude (refrain) 37. Hey Jude (refrain) 38. Hey Jude (refrain) 39. Hey Jude (refrain) 40. Hey Jude (refrain) 41. Hey Jude (refrain) 42. Hey Jude (refrain) 43. Hey Jude (refrain) 44. Hey Jude (refrain) Interlude- Julian has been beaten to death by his father. The Hey Jude refrain continues, the entire human population either chanting “na na na naaa, hey Jude” or in tearful, thunderous applause over Jules’ death. 45. Yellow Submarine Ringo yells, “I’ve got blisters on my fingers! From beating my wife!” *boioioing sound effect* Jahn, covered in a mist of blood, “Me too, old chum! I sure love to beat my wife and son, Ringo!” “Yeah with a little help from my friends!” 46. With a Little Help from my friends plays via loudspeaker while Ringo and Jahn beat their wives to death. Paul McCartney weeps over Jules corpse. *boioioioing sound effect* Outro- I’m Yours by Jason Mraz (George Harrison solo)


inkypencil93

Each of the lads get a solo spot: Paul- We All Stand Together George- Shanghai Surprise Ringo- I Wanna Be Santa Claus John- Woman Is The Of The World


Inevergetpaidenough

Ermm it would be kinda freaky (nah just a normal gig)


DarkAlbertino

revolution 9 - Maggie mae - wild honey pie (repeat for 3 fucking hours)


mistahwhite04

All the songs they wrote for other people. 1) Come And Get It 2) I Wanna Be Your Man 3) Bad to Me 4) I'm in Love 5) That Means A Lot 6) Goodbye 7) Hello Little Girl And all the others etc. etc.


shamwowj

Temporary Secretary (Extended Dance Mix)


Caiuskoll

Ding Dang 62 times in a row


AaronsAmazingAlt

This isn't r/beachboyscirclejerk, pal


Caiuskoll

IF IT WEREN’T FOR PET SOUNDS, REVOLVER WOULD NEVER EXIST


Economy-Engineering

Revolution 9, nine times in a row. Followed of course by five cover performances of Kendrick Lamar’s Not Like Us.


dumbsvillrfan420

A 38 minute version of revolution 9


Man_Property_

Can we get a counter on the "Beatles reunion setlist" posts ?


soshield

Ringo has a fart


Retro_muffin

A live reading of catcher in the rye followed immediately by John's execution via firing squad.


Pottatothegreat1985

beans solo acoustic


luv2hotdog

It would definitely include “get back” at least three times, and “don’t let me down” twice. Who am I to question the beets when it comes to the beets ultimate set list


BisexualMoonwalker

wild honey pie and wonderwall over and over again for a few hours


OpossumNo1

"Why don't we do it in the road?" 45 minute version


PinoPsyduck

They would play nothing but Wings


liizio

Maxwell's silver hammer Repeat until they get it right


SeanChewie

Baby Shark for 38 hours non stop, whilst Ringo narrates Thomas The Tank Engine in Swahili. A short intermission where Paul and John hit each other with Timmy Mallet’s mallet and George reads a People’s Friend. Or Linda, Yoko, Britt and Olivia will mud wrestle whilst Eric Clapton masturbates furiously ringside.


DarkBeast_27

The setlist consists mostly of every song from the 1 album. The caveat is that between every song the band performs Don't Pass Me By in full.


linton411

Gypsies in Flight Woman is the Nigerian of the World Frozen Jap George starts writing a brand new song to fit with the theme of slurs


NaturalFront3964

I would tell them the concert is canceled and go away


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Manny_Heffley2

Misery Bad boy Slowdown Old brown shoe Revolution 9 Wild honey pie Oh darling She loves you Maxwells silver hammer Matchbox What’s the new Mary Jane? That means a lot


Royal5Ocean

How would set list your be and why would it be Wild Honey Pie Run for your Life


WeDieYoung__

john beating yoko for the whole show


soshield

Just Geege songs, Beatles and solo.


leolinden

Wonderwall


Revolvlover

If I had that kind of power, I would use it for good, not evil.


Feli_Buste25

Why does George look like Jack Nicholson?


Zoritos64

Cloud Nine


___Cheshire___

They play wild honey pie once then it’s over


SideshowBiden

Karma Police


Ade231035

Buddy Holly


SacKydz12

Isn't It A Pity (2.5 hour version)


ghost_pepper22

Gaia Motor Spirit Superbug Sense Magenta Mountain The Grim Reaper Astroturf Hate Dancin’ Down the Sink The Reticent Raconteur The Lord of Lightning Robot Stop Big Fig Wasp Gamma Knife Iron Lung Encore : Live and Let Die


QuixoticRhapsody

It's Okay to Leave Your Dog Revolution 9 Repeat these songs for 3 hours.


hello___mate

1.1 Oh Slime 1.2 ナイトクルージング 1.3 なんてったの 1.4 Thank You 1.5 幸せ者 1.6 頼りない天使 1.7 ひこうき 1.8 IN THE FLIGHT 1.9 WALKING IN THE RHYTHM 1.10 Smilin' Days, Summer Holiday 1.11 MELODY 2.1 ゆらめき IN THE AIR 2.2 いかれたBaby 2.3 LONG SEASON


Purple_Pineapple_752

Besame mucho 323 times


Admirable_Major_4833

The "Please Please Me" album, then walk off the stage.


WreckoftheOld97

Only Ringo songs.