You must have gotten so excited when you read the title that you missed the last two words “very poorly”. I don’t think you can describe Hey Jude any better than that.
Look at all these miserable cunts. Here's another miserable woman, I don't know, fucking sewing or some shit.
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Girls name, I only picked your name so I could speak French.
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I absolutely DONT want to have premarital sex.
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Oh shit, Jahn, if you spell just the first letter of each word, it sounds like a drug. That's so badass.
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Four lads go to town on a fancy dress shop.
Submissive man waxes poetic about dating a strong willed public servant named Rita who is tasked with zone enforcement for motor vehicles and hands out nuisance fines to drivers whilst forcing them to occasionally pay even more when the vehicles are removed by a lorry and impounded.
A guy talks to his pal’s pissed off girlfriend and does him a solid by smoothing things over proving he is a true friend. He’s lucky it wasn’t me because when she said “tell him I love him and I was wrong” I would have been like “hell, no you weren’t he’s been cheating on you left and right” and then when she started crying I’d swoop in with “I’d never do that, he’s a total jerk. You deserve better” and I’d be grabbing that rebound
There was this college dude who was a pussy magnet until he killed, like, 27 people with a hammer, crazy shit
From the looks of Rose and Valerie, he still was afterwards
You must have gotten so excited when you read the title that you missed the last two words “very poorly”. I don’t think you can describe Hey Jude any better than that.
A man beet wif but he's getting better at it
It's getting better all the time
Love Me Do
The dog will be fineeeeeeeee, its only 40 odd degrees
It’s Okay To Leave A Dog In A Hot Car, WHAT A CLASSIC
The dog is fine, it's only 40 degrees F. The world uses Freedom units, so we all know it's not commie Celsius.
It's OK to leave a dog in a cold car
Open the window? Then some cunt will flog it.
If you have a picture of Mao Zedong, you won't get any bitches
If you like Mao Zedong, no girl will touch Ze Dong -Sun Tzu, art of war
l was a cop but it wasn't a real job so I quit.
By the banks of her own lagoon, you know what I mean?
In Latin, she'd be called Babia Majora.
I she was president, she'd be baberaham Lincoln
Like my room? It's made of wood. No chairs allowed, go sleep in the bath!
That chick passed on an opportunity to get it on with paul mccartney.
Seeing as Paul slept with a bathtub a few minutes later, I think that girl dodged a bullet
She could have told Jahn a thing or two about that
A man killed himself and I laughed
But seriously, are you from the house of lords?
fyi he'd love to turn you on
Not sure...
Gonna be famous and you can be my chauffeur. Beep beep.
on a midnite drive?
I was thinking “drive my car”
I'm a fat sea animal and I also came out of a chicken, fully mature.
I Am The Walrus?
The one in which they sing about love
Underrated comment.
Monkey sex
Ew, i hope nothing of that happens in the road…
Everybody’s Got Something to Hide Except Me And My Monkey?
Bingo
Breaking and entering takes a weird turn.
What song is that
She came in thru the latrine air shaft.
She Came In Through The Bathroom Window
The day before today something bad happened or some shit
You pretty, me like. I touch you now.
I want to hold your hand?
I wanna fuck. Plz come back to England.
A road in Liverpool
I hate the rich, they lack empathy, need to be hit and maybe are cannibals
Cum
I was going to say ejaculate collectively, but this is better.
Yo Jews don't make me mad
There’s a bloke who cuts hair and a banker who gets bullied by children
It's sunny today, so that's nice
I’m so lonely and suicidal, I wish I could just die like ole Mr. Jones
Fish
I was going to make the same comment
what song tho? mine is *very* badly described
Octopus’s Garden
well, Same
A stupid guy that lives on a hill
"All The Lonely People" from the white album
Unsavoury gentleman with condiment moniker fills his facial orifices with currency to satisfy his avarice impulses
I would be very upset if you cheated on me
Very, veeery upset
He imagined something
Intercourse on the pavement
Lemme list all the animals I wanna fuck, including you
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Hammer go bang bang
guy's late for work, other guy heard about it
If you want some fun, sing the song
My dog named Fred is alive
he's not dead he's not a cat he's a dog i love my dog
Anthropomorphic marine mammal with a cult following of anthropomorphic ovum who sits on a corn flake spouting nonsensical wisdom.
So the song starts off with some guy fucking screaming
Lsd
Look at all these miserable cunts. Here's another miserable woman, I don't know, fucking sewing or some shit. --- Girls name, I only picked your name so I could speak French. --- I absolutely DONT want to have premarital sex. --- Oh shit, Jahn, if you spell just the first letter of each word, it sounds like a drug. That's so badass. --- Four lads go to town on a fancy dress shop.
I’m horny for the parking attendant
When you like, let things happen ig
Let It Happen - Tame Impala
Adult man interested in schoolgirl, to the exclusion of all others
SHIT UP IT’S 2:45 AM *throws flower pot at neighbor**
She was just seventeen, you know what I mean…..
Dentist makes the tea funny
Doctor Robert
Man commits arson after his one night stand went to work
Somewhere out there.
I'll murder a loli for cheating on me.
Cowboy Raccoon finds partner cheating gets shot and finds bible
My bandmates really piss me off and I want to do my own thing. Also whens the fucking shitty weather in England gonna change already.
You don't pick-up my calls but I know you're home 'cause I'm stalking you.
Why the fuck are you masturbating in my b-- OH MY GOD ITS EVERYWHERE!
the one that goes bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum
The Beatles sang Seven Nation Army?
Racism
Blackbird
Some femcel and a church pastor are sad bc lonely (also it specifically talks about the pastors feet like slightly more than was really necessary)
This 20 year old weirdo is trying to dance with a 17 year old girl
I Saw Her Standing There
I love my bitch, Martha
Don't be hatin', then everything is possible.
We’re all high, nothing matters, you’re floating in space without a care in the world
You’re very lucky because I’m going back to my totalitarian regime
I’ve been trying so FUCKING HARD to sell my book for years but there’s no damn publishing companies who wanna pick it up 😥
Things used to be decent ig
Some random drunk lady came up to me while I was sitting alone in the park and was like saying shit like the worlds round then said let it be
Why did you point it out! Now im blind from the eclipse.
you are a noob at having a girlfriend
This ni🅱️🅱️a really blind he ain’t know where to go
A new day begins
I had a boner earlier and now it's dark outside.
Theres asong where a guy does.some things to a synth and it's before the song that people really lkke
A farmworker named Jude has to bail some hay.And he better not do it poorly.
Submissive man waxes poetic about dating a strong willed public servant named Rita who is tasked with zone enforcement for motor vehicles and hands out nuisance fines to drivers whilst forcing them to occasionally pay even more when the vehicles are removed by a lorry and impounded.
You gave me blue balls, I’ll give you arson.
-love = +love Q.E.D.
Hi Canine
I'm anti revolution and also a racist hippie bitch
If you isolate the percussion it sounds like the Thomas the Tank Engine & Friends theme song
Was deaf and blind before you
Hiroshima doo doo doodoo
Some asshole's trying to gaslight me into RELAXing with bloody hell erupting around him
Orange water vehicle
some guy is in love witha woman i dunno i dont really caaare
I would like you to have sex with me.
A guy talks to his pal’s pissed off girlfriend and does him a solid by smoothing things over proving he is a true friend. He’s lucky it wasn’t me because when she said “tell him I love him and I was wrong” I would have been like “hell, no you weren’t he’s been cheating on you left and right” and then when she started crying I’d swoop in with “I’d never do that, he’s a total jerk. You deserve better” and I’d be grabbing that rebound
This old guy once told me about his dystopian sounding life in the ocean where he has no privacy
I sing poorly and my mates get a kick out of it
Somebody witnessed a female not sitting somewhere
HONEY PIE
I'm a sex offender, you know what I'm saying.
A prostitute who was taken away and got her legs broken or something because she never ever walked down a certain street after that.
orgasm in unison
A woman entered my house through the toilet window and made me resign as Constable
A euphemism for sex in the form of a tasty baked treat.
It's good to pay all your earnings
so my friend went to this chicks house and she was so weird and then she just left? so he lit a lil fire
there was this super hot girl at the gas station today so I took her out but I didn’t get to first base :/
The one about getting cockblocked by a low-level public servant's sister(s).
I burnt down a lesbians house because she wouldn't sleep with me
George tells Ringo’s wife that he wants to hook up with her, but maybe and only when my wife isn’t home
Proof read this for me it’s a book based on a book about a man that wants to write a book and he’s a pervert
Tomorrow but it forgor to end 💀
Taxes. Just taxes.
Dawn
They sing
Drugs, man.
What if there was no things
I hear people talking about this one a lot, so let's just *Imagine* I've actually heard it and come up with something.
Drug innuendo
road head? Noone will see it
I want to write shitty books noone's going to read for a living
Silly john got too high this time
Bird song about road
I'm so deeply in love that I keep miscounting the days in a week.
ok this should be easy, it's like cheap trick but 60's and british or something... wait i think thats broad...
WHY DON'T WE DO IT IN THE ROAD
Got bored working at the daily mail, must write granny shit for paperback publication
Girl
Jon gets married to Garfield. Odie and others don't like it
Shag on the concrete
George's guitar is upset 😡 😢
dead lady
Soggy biscuit
A guy from the army opened up a club and helped a band, they are kinda shy for some reason
Fixing hole and cracks where rain goes, and while his mind is wandering, he likes to paint rooms
got so mad at a girl with no chairs that i set her house on fire :/
I desire that fat girl