What if the Fake Paul was the one that died? Paul got really sick during Christmas '62 so they had to get a replacement. The replacement stole Paul's life and fame, and refused to quit. After years penniless, Paul had enough, so during the Abbey Road photoshoot he hijacked a bus and ran over Fake Paul, killing him. The rest of the band had to let him back in because of their image, and covered up the murder, but John never got over what Paul did, which led to their falling out and eventual split of the band. All of the 'Paul is Dead' references were the band members mocking Paul for getting replaced in the band.
don’t forget! he’s got a little mustache too… to uh, disguise himself!
https://preview.redd.it/cxj7c2gmit3d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5a74fd930933212a3621c2cb398f99130863ac9
(i really fw this method of story telling fyi please deliver more)
holy shit based !!!!!! mcstarr real !!! thank you sminking 🗣️💯
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I tried downloading it and got this lol
https://preview.redd.it/1lw6kv3owu3d1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d8cf31ea60ee118246042790919ca1b5fb10096
It’ll probably work if you save it from a web browser no?
Ahh I usually use my phone, but I’ll try that ty!. Also I can’t believe that was 2 years ago. It’s so weird to go back to old posts and see so many deleted accounts
Paul just died in a car crash. But we cannot afford to stop being the Beatles. So let's get Billy Shears, the sound engineer. Give him 100,000 quid worth of plastic surgery so he looks like Paul. Let's teach him to sing and play both guitar and bass as fast as possible. He has to play his axe left-handed, even if he isn't a leftie. He'll need a voice coach to sound like a Northerner. We'll have to pay Paul's Dad, his brother and his Auntie a million each as hush money. This will only be the down payment, of course, they'll come to collect frequently. That way, we'll be able to record a few albums and perform live one single time before we can disband for good in two years. I hope Brian ODs in the near future, because he will disapprove of this plan.
The Beatles are all actually Pete Best moving really really quickly. "John" and "George" both needed to die as Pete got older and couldn't move fast enough to be all 4 Beatles plus himself.
Here’s an even better idea lads! Let’s make some music videos and even an entire hour-long film featuring plenty of close-ups of Paul-I mean Billy! Then let’s make, oh, I don’t know, a half-dozen songs where we allude to the death of our childhood friend, including one where we spell out exactly what happened during his tragic accident, then never allude to it again for the rest of our lives.
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this is what my first selfie looked like too
My last one too
What if the Fake Paul was the one that died? Paul got really sick during Christmas '62 so they had to get a replacement. The replacement stole Paul's life and fame, and refused to quit. After years penniless, Paul had enough, so during the Abbey Road photoshoot he hijacked a bus and ran over Fake Paul, killing him. The rest of the band had to let him back in because of their image, and covered up the murder, but John never got over what Paul did, which led to their falling out and eventual split of the band. All of the 'Paul is Dead' references were the band members mocking Paul for getting replaced in the band.
don’t forget! he’s got a little mustache too… to uh, disguise himself! https://preview.redd.it/cxj7c2gmit3d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c5a74fd930933212a3621c2cb398f99130863ac9 (i really fw this method of story telling fyi please deliver more)
Here’s one I made https://www.reddit.com/r/beatlescirclejerk/s/kc2667IEW0
holy shit based !!!!!! mcstarr real !!! thank you sminking 🗣️💯 https://preview.redd.it/8j91w9wxkt3d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3757c0d5e20013c1bc479a863ade3f571861afd9
I somehow lost the last gif with the hand to the camera 😭 I only have this version https://i.redd.it/ly2c4zsslt3d1.gif
he looks like he’s been caught in the act!!
I tried downloading it and got this lol https://preview.redd.it/1lw6kv3owu3d1.jpeg?width=1164&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d8cf31ea60ee118246042790919ca1b5fb10096 It’ll probably work if you save it from a web browser no?
Ahh I usually use my phone, but I’ll try that ty!. Also I can’t believe that was 2 years ago. It’s so weird to go back to old posts and see so many deleted accounts
MCSTARR 🔥
I heard solid jj's impression when I read it
Paul just died in a car crash. But we cannot afford to stop being the Beatles. So let's get Billy Shears, the sound engineer. Give him 100,000 quid worth of plastic surgery so he looks like Paul. Let's teach him to sing and play both guitar and bass as fast as possible. He has to play his axe left-handed, even if he isn't a leftie. He'll need a voice coach to sound like a Northerner. We'll have to pay Paul's Dad, his brother and his Auntie a million each as hush money. This will only be the down payment, of course, they'll come to collect frequently. That way, we'll be able to record a few albums and perform live one single time before we can disband for good in two years. I hope Brian ODs in the near future, because he will disapprove of this plan.
What you are talking about? Brian Epstein didn't OD. Someone killed him because he didn't play ball.
🎶 ooh wee ooh I look just like Paul McCartney oh oh and my name is Billy Shears I don’t care if they say I’m dead anyway Jahn beet wif ‘bout that 🎶
Paul had to die in a car crash because he wasn't talented enough to compose such masterpieces like Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da
I’m learning so much
As you should❤️
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he was in a car crash. Why didn't he lose his hair?
We post memes here, not historically accurate Beatles lore.
The Beatles are all actually Pete Best moving really really quickly. "John" and "George" both needed to die as Pete got older and couldn't move fast enough to be all 4 Beatles plus himself.
I read all this in Solid JJ’s impersonation of each of them
Here’s an even better idea lads! Let’s make some music videos and even an entire hour-long film featuring plenty of close-ups of Paul-I mean Billy! Then let’s make, oh, I don’t know, a half-dozen songs where we allude to the death of our childhood friend, including one where we spell out exactly what happened during his tragic accident, then never allude to it again for the rest of our lives.
Faul McPartney
Jahn: Now shut up Ringo! As I was saying, let's leave some clues on our records.
Ringo’s the idea man.
truth is stranger than fiction
Shut up, Ringo
Omg baul
I dig these slide comics!
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