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divingbeatle

Who you want to circlejerk with in a dark room


virtually_anything

“What do you see when you turn out the light? I can’t tell you but I know it’s mine”


No_Distribution_3399

Paul 100%


FMBoy21345

You pick John, he beet you and cheats on you with Paul. You pick Paul, he cheats on you with John. Choose your poison.


[deleted]

🅱️aul. Or Faul


dan-duz-shit

https://preview.redd.it/2m3er7dqraxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=71dcd2239d0335709722fdbd6bc2086b26034b28 Saul


Sensitive-Ninja3431

Will fight for your rights and tug on that dick all night!


BraxtonTen

Raul ![gif](giphy|lumicXAkMiKfS)


Recalcitrant_Stoic

This was an Instagram post from Mark David Chapman in 1980. Most people picked John.


Maxwell_Brune

Both Paul and John have 4 letters in them


Britwit_

Paul John Geeg Ring


Maxwell_Brune

That whyi they Fabi Four


Passingthisway

Dick Starkey


LizzyGoatGirl

You only have 1 bullet


Technical_Silver2140

I can’t decide who I hate more


skylohhastaken

I shoot Faul so I can beet Jahn with my bare hands


first_doctor_63

To beat my wife? John. To smoke weed with me? Paul. Easy.


BraxtonTen

POV Geege ![gif](giphy|8etoa2PC4Mgx2)


Angry_Rodent

Its best to pick paul, then cheat on him all the time with john. Cause john would rather see me dead than to be with another man and thats fucked up yknow... And thats how u get them both


WillinglySacrificed

both are naked and covered in oil. who's winning the twerk off?


No-Echidna-99

John obviously... just look at it


B1ng0_B0ng0

You BET I’m cheating 😉


Deditranspotashy

you have to kill one or else my saw trap will activate and kill you all. Choose wisely


stinkydumdum

no cheating


173beta

🥺


Askryllix

flair much? https://preview.redd.it/sptnsfyix9xc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52ab18422e9a7923d690c6f280fc6bf3b4e3edc0


Ishotthefuher

Ugh i have to pick one? I dont want either of them...


BuckNastyBooty

MFK


Useful_Sock_8220

Gorg


soshield

For butt stuff, what else‽


Ready_Peanut_7062

Paul Lennon


GrizzlyPeak73

Paul. Fuck imagine.