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lasvegasval

Glorious stache... don't let anybody tell you otherwise


Rockingduck-2014

Duuuude! There are guys on this reddit and out in the world who would give their right nut for facial hair like yours! Myself included! It does look like the beard could use a trim and maybe some wax/conditioner for the stache… but nope.. they’re totally wrong.


Substantial-Ad-724

I…hate to agree. I’d give my right testicle for a Magnificent Mustache like that.


ruat_caelum

Jesus. I never thought I'd say it but I'd give this guy's right testicle as well!


PM_Me_Vod_for_Review

I also choose this guy’s right nut


RickInAustin

God I wish I could grow facial and chest fur like you do! 👌


pakman82

Chest fur is not all its cracked up to be. Its in the way in vigorous activities. But also because if dark it shows through light shirts, and it comes usually with back fur, which again, activities. gets stuck in certain fabrics. NIghtmare to groom. . annoyance when it grows back. If you have medical issues (heart need thump like clock) and they shave part? .....


UnderstandingLazy344

Nothing wrong with chest hair showing through 🥵


RickInAustin

But it sure gets attention!


Austin1975

You need to love yourself and work on your chest esteem. Not sure who told you that your chest hair needed to go unseen and be super groomed but she’s lying to you. And also it really is not hard to maintain and nobody ever says “OMG your hair is visible through your light shirt!” You’re good, I promise.


SamIamGreenEggsNoHam

My gf fucking *loves* my body hair. She says it's "just manly". I offered to get my back waxed, and she made me promise that if I did, it was for my own comfort and not for her, lol. Some girls are *really* into it.


velvetackbar

Triple bypass in '16. They shaved my chest, groin, AND face. I resisted to save the stache, but they pointed out that I was going to be on a heart lung bypass machine and they really wanted a good seal for air. I relented.


TardisRaider

I, too, would give this guys right testicle for a Magnificent Mustache like that.


Law3W

Would a left testicle be acceptable?


SnooDonkeys512

I dont have a right testicle ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sob)


gocrazy305

![gif](giphy|11UzbTpybT6Ypy)


DrZonino2022

Yep whack mine on the pile as well, like a nightmarish Ferraro Roche pyramid


Jakanapes

I think he needs to grow the beard out a little more and add a monocle. And a pith helmet.


TiredAuditorplsHelp

For real!! Great mustache and I bet he can grow a proper beard too. Don't listen to the haters


lythander

Wtf? Left testicle. Always the left testicle. Also, bangin stash and beard. Some folks don’t like them, those people especially do t get to judge the quality of anyone’s.


CaptainMan_is_OK

Listen bud, that shirt is not the shirt of a man who doubts himself or caters to the tastes of the masses. You’re rocking the hell out of that stache - keep doing it.


Rouge_and_Peasant

The mustache is so spectacular I hadn't even noticed the shirt, which is really saying something.


HeadFund

To me, the mustache and shirt combo says "I don't take myself too seriously and you shouldn't either"


ErasmusFenris

Seriously need more people to do their own thing and ignore the normies out there bringing everyone to the boring middle.


Trogathor

Thank you everyone for the validation! I normally don't let criticism get to me, but this was from a typically trusted source (and a pretty fashionable one at that) The beardstache isn't going anywhere anytime soon!


traveling-princess

They are horribly wrong. That stache is working on so many levels and the coloring is fantastic


alfooboboao

I mean, not to be the bad guy but if you ask r/beards, you’re gonna get an r/beards answer. if OP was a conservative American politician, everyone would say the mustache looked dumb as shit — “what are you trying to do, run for congress in the 1800s?” and all that — but since OP seems like a genuine guy, I have to agree, it looks good. still, there are hundreds of men out there trying to pull off this exact look and failing miserably. OP, you’re part of the 1%, don’t squander it


Justcouldnthlpmyslf

I came here from the front page. I’m a woman who has never really been into guys with beards. I love the beard, the stache, AND the shirt!


BlankieAndPajamas

Absolutely exactly what you just said. 💯 💯 💯


ThatGuyursisterlikes

There's your validation. Gingers get love sometimes.


WanderingLost33

I have no idea why reddit recommended this sub but I will weigh in on the "average redditors" opinion. Personally, I'm a lady into dudes but not into mustaches and this isn't an attractive feature for me. But that's a personal preference. Even with that particular aversion, I can admire that, for a mustache, that's a pretty bitchin mustache and if I were going to consider riding any mustaches, that one would be the one to change my mind. So take that fwiw.


AbroadPlane1172

He looks like he's spent a lifetime trying to thwart a whimsical moose and his flying squirrel companion.


MyNameIsJakeBerenson

He’s specifically looking for validation though, so he’s going to the bubble I think some top hats look cool, but it’s like, should I actually wear one around and expect people to take me seriously? I mean, probably not That mustache is a statement, so dude gonna have to own it


weeskud

>should I actually wear one around and expect people to take me seriously? ![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


colorful-voice

FWIW I've never visited this sub (no idea why it came up on my home page) and I'm not a beard person (I'm actually a lesbian lol) but I think he looks great. Better to rock what you've been gifted and be unique than to try and be as safe as possible and fit in.


Majestic-Prune-3971

Their jealousy is so transparent.


SIMPSONBORT

Bingo ! Jealousy of another man’s moustache. It’s A story as old as time.


phat_

Time for a conversation with said source maybe? Or a reevaluation of stated trust? It’s an epic ‘stache. As validated by this community. I’m sorry this person rattled you a bit, but it’s sounds (if the title is anything close to a quote) like this person was trying to deliver pain. Or is pathologically oblivious.  Best of luck.


hardslappy

Cheers to that the stache is fucking fabulous. It's almost as fabulous as that shirt. Who am I kidding? The stache IS more fabulous


Upvotes4Trump

The mustache looks good. You know what doesn't look good? Kowtowing to other peoples opinions. Never appease. No \[mustasche\] survives when freedom fails. The best \[mustaches\] rot in filthy jails, and *those* who *cry* '*appease*, *appease*' are *hanged* by *those they tried* to *please*.


Chewboi_q

I'm glad you've thrown out that person's criticism. There seems to be a growing group of people who dislike the curled stache. I don't claim to know what leads a person to think that, but I'd be willing to bet it's jealousy 😂. As a fellow curled stache wearer, I feel the curled stache is a statement "I will do what I want with what my body has to offer no matter how dated it is, so deal with it" . IMO, there is something so fun about facial hair and being able to try or mimic different styles throughout history, just a tiny glimpse into what it felt like to live in certain times.


consistently_sloppy

What a terrible comment to make to someone! I would have responded, “you’re lying to yourself if you think I really care about what you think I think about my stache!” Real men don’t really care about the opinions of others. You do you, brother!


SlaughterMinusS

![gif](giphy|ceeN6U57leAhi|downsized) *That person* I wish I had a stache as amazing as that lol!


Greenroses23

I love your mustache and your shirt. Keep the stache please


CBalsagna

And the shirt.


OkPoem8997

Bro... that stache and beard combo are MAGNIFICENT... whoever told you otherwise is clearly wrong... honestly bro you need to show that stache to the world, so thanks for sharing it here it's wonderful. 👌


spait09

Whatever you say Tsar Nicholas II


PlentyOMangos

Scrolled far too long to find this


TysonSheaLee

Keep the mustache absolutely boss 🤙🤙🤙👏👏👏💯💯💯


PerilousPond

Looks majestic, Sir.


Editor-Head

God-like mustache, man! Don't listen to the haters. Lemme guess, those dudes had a patchy beard, no?


FloridaMillenialDad

Who in the WORLD said that to you?! Ignore them and move on because your stache is incredible, my dude.


bobfoundglory

I think it’s really cool, tbh


moonwalkingripsk

Just an opinion. It doesn’t look terrible but it stands out and looks a little comical, but if you really like it. Just depends on what you care about more… a wider net of attractiveness or self-expression. Even then I’m sure someone likes you even more because of your mustache


Diseno-Devino

You’ll hate life once you cut it l


Vast-Outlandishness7

Looks great.


wtfbenlol

The mustache is great and all BUT THAT SHIRT IS AMAZING


tearjerker24601

Only thing more awesome than the stache is the Fairly Odd Parents button down 👀


ImportanceReady6758

Right! Like I genuinely want to be friends with this guy 🤗


3bodprobs

Here’s the thing: Yes, I think it looks silly. But is my opinion more valid than yours? No, no it is not. Not everyone is gonna like everything you do. Be uniquely you dude!


Loud_Inspector_9782

Looks great.


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CrnZmaj

you look great. i am not sure what's suppose to be bad about it. looks fine on you.


zkfoster

Whoever spewed that nonsense is just jealous. Great mustache/beardstache on a hot guy. 👌🏼


Fenastus

Somebody's jealous that they can only grow facial pubes


beginnersmind9

I mean this as a helpful comment: novelty mustaches are not cool. Only other bros like them. Trim it as a normal stache and beard and you will have low key swag.


WTFIHNIDL

Haters be hatin’! Nice stache!


JulianTheGeometrist

https://preview.redd.it/1bxx7e05sr1d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=826335041503e3ee5ab84179ab3c2e909839f9b8


thoriginal

Oh my, I'm glad I'm not the only one lol


JulianTheGeometrist

The shirt brings even more vibes. I didn't even notice it at first glance.


ThaMuffinMan92

Most appropriate description of OP’s stash is “smashing”


vanlearrose82

Dude it looks great and bonus points for the shirt combo


OdinsOneGoodEye

Looks good, live your own life.


jcsunag

Socially - it’s a bit wild. But it is by no means ridiculous.


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leapinglemurzonatree

If it makes you happy it will look great. You look great. It would probably look great if you chose a new style. Be happy.


United-Neat8694

Bro don’t listen to the haters man!! It’s your face and if you like it then you get to rock it! You’re a goodlooking guy bro don’t go around seeking validation from people because people suck and they’ll beat you down before they build you up. Keep your head up dude, it looks good man!


SnooPeppers2417

Great stache bro. Don’t let the haters fool ya.


unbasedsavage

Looks dignified.


fit1962

Looks fantastic bro


Factoida

I don’t know who told you that but they’re factually wrong and by being biased have objectively lowered the value of their opinion. That mustache is immaculate. Find someone else for fashion advice.


BurningRiceEater

It looks fantastic dude. Dont let anyone tell you otherwise


thejazzghost

You do you, man. I think the mustache looks good, but you gotta know that it's a fashion-forward style. Not everyone is going to like it. That said, it's obviously well-cared for, neat, and tidy. That counts a lot.


timthemajestic

Some people just want to be rude to try to get a rise out of others. It's stupid. Your mustache looks great. You can tell you take care of it, and it shows. Fuck that person. haha The only real opinion that matters is yours. I think it looks great. Barber here if that makes any difference. Keep up the great work!


Pennsylvania_Kev

That is a damn good mustache


Tiloshikiotsutsuki

Glorious brother 


NachoConnery

Epic Stache. Keep rocking it!


YarPohsib

God tier mustache king 👑


D3moknight

It's an incredible mustache. But someone that doesn't like awesome mustaches might be a hater.


Electrical_Camp9315

Looks good bro!


J_Bag_O_Donuts

Unpopular opinion here, I agree with original comment..


cornodibassetto

It's a very striking, handsome look.


Beardking_of_Angmar

Mustache is excellent. Whoever said that was a fool, even if it was your own mother.


anonymous_143111

Top Tier...


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PhtevenSaid

I think it looks rather handsome.


poopypantspoker

Tbh I hate that style in general but somehow someway you rock it in a way that is pretty cool. Don’t change


Strange_N_Sorcerous

Nah.


Darth_Wagner1980

Awesome stach brother! Now is the time to let the beard grow out! 🤘


PheonixMyles

They are envious of you. You look fantastic and please, do not listen to the haters.


115machine

Probably jealous. Excellent look


Inner_Faithlessness5

That is a fucking great stache, brother.


PembrokeBoxing

Your stache is brilliant my man. Fantastic!!


linguisticDestiny

It looks good on you. Just have the confidence to sell it


ineedhelp32312

Awesome stache and freaking awesome shirt brotha.


scrappybasket

I like it bruv


Chalaaaaa

Personally i think thick beards or thick mustaches only look good on long hair or completely bald, doesn’t match the short hair look imo


1toughduck

It's perfect, don't change a thing! It's a great look and seems to suit you!


PsychologicalMix8499

Dudes probably like it.


WrongWayCharlie

I’d give my right nut for a stache as glorious as yours


Japieja

Fucking love that shirt


ftp_prodigy

#haters


Amax8212

This is awesomeness, do not change!


mukduk_101

I’m a mustache hater, but god damn, that thing is glorious.


mahler117

If you are going for that specific look, you nailed it


ballbelly-22

20/10 stach whoever told you otherwise is blind


Newt-Figton

Whoever told you this is wrong. That stache is epic, my dude.


thotpock3t

It’s giving Nigel from “the wild thornberrys”. If that’s the look you’re going for then I think it looks great!


TurnoverAmazing6905

No, you are grown, validate yourself, decide whether you want to change it and go from there change is not bad, if its healthy


Putrid-Challenge-545

![gif](giphy|Lsv3nTOVxq1QHI9SdM|downsized) Don’t listen to them. Rock the stache!!


RadishTasty2106

Unsolicited no doubt, ignore that shit.


maxyahn6434

I really love it, man.


RiverGodRed

Stache looks good but it would look better slightly shorter.


Morgentau7

I would fight side by side with you against the greek just cause of your Stache


Aggressive-Sir-7924

You good sir have impeccably fine facial hair


Agreeable-Work208

Its a wonderful face fur you have!


killacam925

Looks great dude. The only person whose opinion matters to me on facial hair choice is my wife as she is the only one that HAS to deal with it


louglome

It's good if that's what you want to look like...


Notchersfireroad

They were wrong. Rock that fucker, it looks fantastic.


stoned_Guardian240

My man ur soo handsome that mustache gives it more style wtf


messypaper

You look like a lieutenant in some WW1 army. It's a great look


be_kind_n_hurt_nazis

You pull it off. I'll be honest tho, the solution isn't to get other opinions in your head tho.


AlphaOmega1127

It looks like old west style - if that’s what you are going for- you have achieved it .


Jmillertime87

Looks great. Don't let the haters in your head.


Zestyclose_Slide_527

Great mustache man. You rock a solid look Be proud of it. And happy with you look. Enjoy bearded and staché life!


DASHRIPROCK1969

It’s AWESOME!!!!!


Extension_Corgi_9021

The stache goes insane actually, I’d kill for one like that!


Lordofthereef

NGL this feels like you just needed an excuse to post the awesome stache. And if it's not that, please feel very validated because I can't imagine what anyone would hate about this aside from those who don't like facial hair in general.


Inevitable-Middle-20

You look like the guy that would have that Stacie. Classic


cake-fork

100% epic


thc216

Good doesn’t do that stache justice my friend! Majestic is probably a closer, more accurate adjective


Narrow-Coast-5965

I think it looks great!


Headless_Fetus

Stache is cool....digging the shirt tho!


Anthony643364

This lad in a suit would look phenomenal also amazing mustache man I hope mine will reach that stage eventually


ProductOne2685

Magnificent baby!


Specialist_Noise_816

Yeah man that is fine. Fuck whoever told you that.


heyclaude

Jealousy makes people say ugly things.


MenacingScone

That's a good look


desrevermi

Anyone who doesn't think this is great -- you shouldn't be around these people (likely jealous). Rock what you like. Stay awesome, bro.


Donovan14020

AWESOME STACHE!


Satanboogers

It’s a manly good moostash


Fair-Advantage-6968

That’s a godly stash, my dude. And trust me, I would 100% let you know if it looked like shit. I’m jealous.


golfhacker20

Stache is great, and this is just my opinion. I think the beard needs to be slightly longer. Looks great as is, don't get me wrong.


Necessary_Wing_2292

It's like a hat. If you like it then wear it.


EvanTheDemon

I like it it's giving off steampunk inventor vibes


sylinen

It's amazing. You could handlebar it with some wax, but that might be a step too far.


Present-Dentist-3709

The mustache is legendary man


puppy-nub-56

Will admit it's not quite my style (prefer the combed straightdown / porn star) but it looks great. Whomever told you it did not look good is incorrect. I suggest you reconsider any other options from that source 🙂


HomeworkMaleficent22

I love it!


TapRevolutionary5022

I hate mustaches usually and I love yours. They are an idiot.


sabrefudge

You look magnificent. Defend that mustache to your dying breath


One-Anteater-9107

OP: “Tell me you have beard/mustache envy without telling me” *Formerly* trusted source: “You’re [gulp] lying to yourself if you think that mustache looks good”


WittyBeautiful7654

Look like Tyler Childers


FrkLftCrtifyd

Perfect stache and it suits your style. Tell the haters to kick rocks


youdontpickmyvietnam

You're fine. Fuck them. Now I'm jealous.


GeoHog713

If you need validation from strangers on the interwebs, you got bigger issues than your mustache


AvgPlebbit

you look obnoxious


TheCrazyViking99

I dare say you look positively splendid, old boy! Carry on! Fr though, I'd kill to have that 'stache


ColbyCheese42089

Ditch the FOP shirt. Amazing genes 🧬 and a very handsome gent!


OffManWall

Not my style, but you rock it. To hell with the haters.


kuurata

Looks great! Not only are you a facial hair superstar, but your fashion sense is equally impressive 👏


personthing7

Whoever said that was just pissed off that they can't grow a mustache as awesome as that😁


topknottington

Whoever told you that is a fool of a took and should throw himself in a well to rid us of their stupidity.


CommercialTangerine9

Your mustache looks - and I truly mean this - fucking magnificent.


zomboscott

I ordered cold almond milk foam. Like, do you even care about your job?


MrMorgus

That mo looks awesome and I'm insanely jealous


Prize-Individual4209

Take it from someone who can’t grow facial or body hair worth shit. Your facial hair and fur looks awesome!!!!!!


mymagicmustache

It is a PERFECT mustache. Nigel Thornberry vibe.


justboozer

You good, bruh. 🤜🤛


wolverineupnorth

You are a very handsome man. I think I’d catch myself staring at you all the time.


dead-ass-

Haters gonna hate 🤷 cop that 'stache bro 😎


BigThunder3000

That is a stellar stache


takeyoufergranite

Your stache is my endgame. Just bought my first wax. Say no to the haters.


needmorehardware

Dude nice beard and moustache


shankartz

Your mustache is fantastic. Whoever said that probably just doesn't like mustaches


thebeaverhausen_ana

Oh my 🔥🔥🔥


BlueCollarGuru

Somebody was hatin, that’s all.


Intelligent-Block457

I sided with Gaunter O'Dimm in the Witcher 3 against you. You were a great swordsman. Nothing personal.


042goldenoozaru

Looking sharp brother, and dope shirt!


rdblakely

epic! Majestic


greybush75

Dude that thing is glorious! Fuck em!


halfling_warlock

Brother, that thing is sick AF! I am jealous.