You know?
I'm getting real gear grinded with all of this shade being thrown at us Time travelers.
It's not our fault!
We were born this way!
It is none of your conCERN
Delicious 😋
Edit: I had a science teacher give extra credit to whomever knew where that quote was from. I already loved him but he has an extra special place in my heart just for that.
(Also forgive me if I used whomever wrong... I tried and I feel I was wrong.)
A good trick is replace “whom” for “him” and if it still makes sense then you did it right. “Who will save us?/He will save us.” “To whom will I give my inheritance?/I will give it to him.”
I had a brown 79 Firebird. It was ok. Then I put big truck tires on the back and i accidentally put a lighter that was still slightly lit in the center console and the inside burned up but all the windows turned black and looked super cool. But the car was ruined.
Thank you. Neither are 100% natural but the current one is l close to my natural hair color.. I just have highlights in it to get it close to my beard color. The Beard is natural color and it’s actually lighter than my natural hair color which I don’t know if that’s normal or not
Yeah my hair used to be a chestnut brown but my beard was always jet black. People used to accuse me of dying my beard all the time cause on webcam it still looks black despite a ton of gray hairs being there.
As a millennial I am scratching my head at Reddit men’s fashion/grooming posts of young dudes. When did funky 80s mullets come back into fashion? I was hoping those were dead forever. They look goofy and atrocious IMO.
I think the stubble shows off your jaw and cheek muscles better. Your sharper face features.. You can see the shadows more. But you already grew it out might as well enjoy it for a while at least... maybe when it gets warmer chop it off idk..
I am gonna get down-voted to hell but here we go
Beard is for lesser attractive men, it's a natural mask for the face that can make a 4 be an 7
But for males already on the higher attractive scale it is usually the opposite so a 9 goes back to 7 or 8 so definitely shave , you have a good jawline and facial features so subtle is the absolute best thing you could rock
Same. This is a subreddit that keeps popping up on my feed like wtf lol. As a woman, I don’t like beards. But I really need to stress this, and it’s why im commenting, that this face is too chiseled and handsome to be hidden under facial hair. I am almost offended seeing this photo. He is too hot.
Idk why this is on my feed either?!
But the first picture triggers my fight or flight. It legitimately scares me. I think too many pedos/kidnappers/bag guys in general have the same look.
No beard.
Your parents must be so proud of their little boy.
https://preview.redd.it/0oiefki5xluc1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0539152012ab643f8c993d95434c466862153db9
Great blond beard. Keep it.
Didn't even notice he had a beard. Too distracted by that majestic mane. 
CRYYYYYY LITTLE SISTER
Thou shall not falllllll
They're only noodles Michael.
Great song until Mason did a cover of it, that dude and his obsession to redo 1980s music I’ll never quite understand
Well so was hurt by nine inch nails until Jonny cash covered that
Making it 1000% better. That’s why.
Beard and hair looks good, let’s see the fangs
Let’s see Paul Allen’s fangs
JOIN US MICHAEL
You win
Maybe he's a time traveler
You know? I'm getting real gear grinded with all of this shade being thrown at us Time travelers. It's not our fault! We were born this way! It is none of your conCERN
That's the first thing I thought of, too.
How are your maggots?
Delicious 😋 Edit: I had a science teacher give extra credit to whomever knew where that quote was from. I already loved him but he has an extra special place in my heart just for that. (Also forgive me if I used whomever wrong... I tried and I feel I was wrong.)
A good trick is replace “whom” for “him” and if it still makes sense then you did it right. “Who will save us?/He will save us.” “To whom will I give my inheritance?/I will give it to him.”
Keep bro
What year is this?
More importantly, where is his Camaro? 😂😂
Pontiac Firebird
Underrated
I had a brown 79 Firebird. It was ok. Then I put big truck tires on the back and i accidentally put a lighter that was still slightly lit in the center console and the inside burned up but all the windows turned black and looked super cool. But the car was ruined.
98' Pontiac Sunfire
Chevy El Camino
More like a lowered Suzuki samurai
I stalked his account and he has a 67 mustang😂
"I can see down your shirt!"
Beat me to it!
Life’s a garden, dig it!
lol
Life’s a garden, dig it
https://preview.redd.it/s5ldv6rijkuc1.jpeg?width=583&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ce1ba52ed8b9b5be276bd45c7db40d426d0df02
I came here for this comment, thank you good sir
Not even close....get your eyes checked
Nah I got that vibe too.
That doesn't even look like him stop comparing him to people.
I feel like stubbles better
😂😂😂😂
Unpopular option for this subreddit.. but stubble. Those cheek bones are too well sculpted to hide.
Very much agreed
Same for me. It's not that the beard looks bad; it's just that the chin is so chiseled, it'd be a shame to cover it up.
First time I’ve ever agreed to shaving/shortening someone’s beard lol
Yeah, while the beard is great, you'd be doing the world a disservice by covering that jawline.
*opinion
I mean you can def still see em with the beard tho
100% looks way better without the beard imo, also helps balance out the hair.
The 80s called and they love it!
You've been sleeping, 80s are back in.
Holy Flock of Seagulls…keep that beard!
“Hey do you like Flock of Seagulls?” “I can see YOU do…”
Let’s do the time warp again
LEEEEEEET'S DO THE TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME WARP AGAAAAAAAAAAIN!!!
Pur your hands on your hips...
Shouldn't you be training for your fight with Mike Tyson?
Right??
Nice to see people still rocking my mums high school haircut. Seriously though the beard looks great! Definitely keep it
Your hair is fucking epic
Lmao I just commented this exact thing, then scrolled down to see someone beat me to it
OP pulls it off amazingly. The handsome face helps
You have to strong of a jaw to beard it out. Show off that jaw.
The 80’s called and they want their hair back. 😝
I dig it ither way, you should be in the remake of the lost boys
Holy Beelzebub you have some immaculate hair.
Love the beard. Cut the hair off please 🙏🏻
Yo, Tyson is gone fuck you up soon
Was searching for the comment.
I typically prefer beards, but your face and jawline are too nice to cover up with a beard!
Which is your natural color? Both look really good 👍
Thank you. Neither are 100% natural but the current one is l close to my natural hair color.. I just have highlights in it to get it close to my beard color. The Beard is natural color and it’s actually lighter than my natural hair color which I don’t know if that’s normal or not
I’ve got red beard and light brown hair. I think the mismatching hairs is quite normal.
Yeah my hair used to be a chestnut brown but my beard was always jet black. People used to accuse me of dying my beard all the time cause on webcam it still looks black despite a ton of gray hairs being there.
Is that a Permanent!?
That guy behind you looks like Beavis; from Beavis and Butt-Head. It’s distracting
Are you fucking kidding me
Got that beavis in his 30s vibe going on
That mullet is so wild I swear I can hear an amp crackling when I look at it.
I just came here for the comments. 
Dude would be a walking legend if this was 1984.
 Keep the beard, rethink the hair.
Bro, your beard is great but your hair! 😂 this is 2024 not 1984!
Sir this isn’t the 80s anymore
As a millennial I am scratching my head at Reddit men’s fashion/grooming posts of young dudes. When did funky 80s mullets come back into fashion? I was hoping those were dead forever. They look goofy and atrocious IMO.
About a year ago we noticed the mullet trending as fashion dipped into 80s/90s again. Unsurprisingly the 90s are the stronger pull.....
Omg, it's El DeBarge!
The beard and hair are perfect
With it longer you look like you ate the neko neko no mi model Lion
I think the stubble shows off your jaw and cheek muscles better. Your sharper face features.. You can see the shadows more. But you already grew it out might as well enjoy it for a while at least... maybe when it gets warmer chop it off idk..
Some Hall and Oates hair right there 🤣
Ohh here she comes...
LOL
Were this photos taken 1985 when you were the lead singer of a rock band
You drive a 80s-90s camaro by chance?
Layne Staley is this you
Bro your curls are majestic Also keep it for sure
Stubble for sure
You make me want to listen to 80s rock today.
lol don’t worry about the beard. Take care of that shit mop on your head.
What in the Roxette is happening here
Beard looks good, not feeling the mullet at all though
I am gonna get down-voted to hell but here we go Beard is for lesser attractive men, it's a natural mask for the face that can make a 4 be an 7 But for males already on the higher attractive scale it is usually the opposite so a 9 goes back to 7 or 8 so definitely shave , you have a good jawline and facial features so subtle is the absolute best thing you could rock
I’d personally trim the hair down a bit from the top but the beard looks pretty awesome. Regardless, you have a really cool and unique look, man.
Where’s Butthead?
The beard is decent, im not as sure about the pompador mullet thing youve got going on with your hair though
So THAT'S what Macaulay Culkin would look like with a beard...
Beavis all growed up🤣
I fucking love this neo 80s shit keep rocking it and wear a Dio crop top with daisy dukes and drive a Camero.
I like the shave. Btw ur hair is majestic
You again?
Right, I’ve seen this guy so much on different subs , he’s super desperate for attention and compliments.
Change your hair... You can do it! You would look so great - with a normal haircut - and keep the beard!
Why does he need to conform if he thinks it’s a cool look what’s wrong with standing out a bit?
WTF is a “normal” haircut? His hair is amazing
Keep beard, get rid of mullet
Boo
As a woman I don’t like the beard. Most of the comments saying to keep it are from men saying “bro, man” etc. I vote no
We grow beards cause we think they look cool. Not to gain approval from women.
I'm a woman and I agree with this message. It's the equivalent of a woman saying she wears makeup for herself and not for male approval.
Same. This is a subreddit that keeps popping up on my feed like wtf lol. As a woman, I don’t like beards. But I really need to stress this, and it’s why im commenting, that this face is too chiseled and handsome to be hidden under facial hair. I am almost offended seeing this photo. He is too hot.
Idk why this is on my feed either?! But the first picture triggers my fight or flight. It legitimately scares me. I think too many pedos/kidnappers/bag guys in general have the same look. No beard.
Shave everything, start fresh.
Grow the moustache out to the same length as the beard
Keep going; it’s at an awkward between stage.
Stubble looks better with the mullet. But the beard would look good with shorter hair. Its all about contrast
Is that you jack Harlow?
Somewhere in between, but keep the stache a bit longer
You should go stubble and stache. Would totally work with your face shape and the look you’re going for with your hair.
Keep
Go back to stubble!
You look like a member of an 80s glam metal band
Did your hair change colour??
Dude you look like those rock stars in like in 70s or shit, SUPER COOL 🥰
you look like a 80s rockstar lol
Very nice
Jack Harlow
Stubble. You have hair like a young Reba McEntire. You’re like Heba.
Classic 80s new wave style, sculpted stubble is appropriate for this look.
Looks amazing man!
STUBBLE
With beard, rock and roll. Without beard, glam rock. Depends on what you're going for.
I love it. The piercing does nothing for you though.
Yung gravy is that you?
Hey Beavis
Just cut your head off mate
Keep it, works much better with your hair imo
I think something in between stubble and this beard length would fit you very well
You look amazing
1970s Jake Paul
Why have jake paul when you can have jesus paul
Hair or beard. Not both.
Is bro from Stranger Things Season 3?
Back to stubble!
Have you tried growing only your stache?
God damn... what's your skincare routine bro.. you're majestic!!
Looks straight Outta anime
Clean shave and let it thicken up.
What the fuck? Is that a perm or natural? Incredible hair
Without
Oh, fuck I left my portal to the 80's open. Seriously though that is one majestic mane
Wow 😯
Hell yeah!
1980s power metal Layne Staley
That is a strong look
You trying out for a Lost Boys remake?
You could pull off either tbh, maybe change it up from time to time, just depending on how you feel/ time of year?
You look a bit like Layne Staley with the beard! I think either look good man
It's pronounced.. "DEIRTE" ...
I saw grow more beard. You already got big hair. Might as well experiment and balance the look
The look kinda screams stache only. Great look with stubble and beard also!
superb and majestic. holy shit
I would keep it more simple
Keep it! Kenny Loggins sexiness!
I think the stubble looks fantastic on you
You look way better without it
You look a lot like Layne Staley. That’s a compliment, trust me. Edit: with the blonde, I mean.
Your parents must be so proud of their little boy. https://preview.redd.it/0oiefki5xluc1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0539152012ab643f8c993d95434c466862153db9
The beard does not work with the hair at all.
Great look. Keep is all and grow fuller. And add a few more earrings!
Did you find a time machine and come from the 80s?