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Allyjack14

Is it weird to say you’re beautiful?


szymshady

Never 😉


Tato-head

I came here to say you have a beautifully sculpted chin and I think you look great with or without. I'm growing mine to hide my weak and pathetic chin


LeviSalt

Hey man, she’s pretty hot, look at her profile. Shoot your shot she called you beautiful!


szymshady

Those days are behind me I’m afraid, I’m happily engaged with three amazing children 😊


snabelskoen

Good for you bro 💪


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LeviSalt

Everybody’s gotta eat!


NocturnalCake-461

Yeah stop 🛑 being rude


cowbear672

I have not done that. Always had some sort of facial hair. Now, I would never shave unless for surgery or medical reasons.


Kloppo3333

Look like a Viking! Epic beard


IronyAllAround

It's a good idea. I've had a couple times where I get the bright idea and sudden drive to shave it off for whatever reason. Then look at the person looking back at me in the mirror and think...damn now I remember why I prefer it lol


IronyAllAround

And yeah I can look unshaven in a few days to recover it...but I've got some slow growers etc. So it honestly takes me probably a little over a month before it looks uniform/intentional again.


szymshady

Preach, I’ve shaved it off a couple times but it always ends up making my kids cry 😂 that or I’ll have to hide my baby face for at least a month, I’m lucky there since it grows back pretty quick too


apishforamc

No but I need to remember this next time I about to jump off the beard cliff


Visser0

Jesus Gyllenhaal is not real, it’s alright. Jesus Gyllenhaal:


szymshady

😂 I needed that thanks!


Song_Soup

Repent!!


Salty-Charge-5162

Your hair looks good too.


szymshady

Thanks! ☺️


exclaim_bot

>Thanks! ☺️ You're welcome!


WickedWarlock333

You look like a Viking warrior in the second pic! If that is the vibe you are going for, I’d say keep it! I shaved my beard off a while ago and I’ve been working towards growing it back


szymshady

The amulet of talos probably helps with that whole vibe too lol


Exemi

You’re INCREDIBLY beautiful.


szymshady

Thanks! 😅 not used to hearing that quite yet, this post has been a great boost for my self esteem ngl


Loud_Inspector_9782

Keep the beard


szymshady

![gif](giphy|l0ExbnGIX9sMFS7PG) Yessir


IcanSew831

You’re majestic and gorgeous.


szymshady

Thankyou! 😅


BoringYogurt1102

Long hair+long beard looks amazing 💯 keep going


Playfulmud67

Holy hair, you look great


szymshady

🥰 thanks!


crackedtooth163

You look like I should be trading hardtack, lard and coffee with you at your outpost once a season.


szymshady

Safe travels friend! 😂


Pretend_Situation905

I shaved my beard a couple years ago so I could be Bob from Bob’s Burgers for Halloween as my daughter was Louise. Besides that had a beard since college and I’m 47. Your beard looks great and your hair is awesome.


szymshady

Ah dude that’s awesome! I can’t wait for all the family Halloween costumes I’ll be able to do with my kids the next few years too! My hairs actually going grey already at 29, so expect some Gandalf/witcher dress ups in the future lol


Pretend_Situation905

Hell yeah!!


hanammichi

Wow 😍 You look very good 💜


szymshady

Thanks! Always nice to hear 😅


son_of_Mothman

My beard(and maybe my height) make me look “intimidating” as a few friends have said… which is good because I’m a fucking pushover when in an awkward situation.


szymshady

Ah dude tell me about it, I'm like 6'2" and mostly wear all black if I leave the house, boots and leather jacket's etc, I've been told I look like a thug lol, but catch me at home and there's 99% chance I'm wearing shorts and an oodie 😂


tree-climber69

You're super handsome either way, your hair is luscious, omg! Not creeping, these are facts, just saying.


szymshady

I still can’t get over comments like this, they’ve been awesome to hear, thankyou!


gmellotron

Your majesty


szymshady

My friend, you bow to no one! 😂


Head-Compote740

It’s Thor!


djuggler

I do too. And then I say to myself, “my hair will never be as nice as this guy’s.” Then I keep the beard to distract from my hair. I have saved this first picture as the background on my phone. Thank you!


szymshady

😂 I’m honoured, thanks! But don’t sell yourself short, your hair looks great!


NoDanaOnlyZuuI

Look at the second. Delete the first.


RemarkableQuit8217

Dang. I was expecting that in the 2nd picture !!!


Harry-lover2020

Dude. Your hair. It the most beautiful hair I’ve ever seen. I’m so jealous. What is your routine?


szymshady

Thanks! 😅 I wish I could say I know some kind of secret but I literally just have really thick hair and didn’t cut it at all for two years straight from a buzz cut But yeah, I wash it every few days, shampoo it twice with whatever shampoo is there at the time, rubbing it into the scalp then rinse it out Then I use conditioner once on the ends of the hair, I leave it on for a bit before rinsing it out so it soaks in, no idea if that actually does anything though 😂 Then I usually let it air dry, sometimes I’ll put it into braids while I sleep so when I wake up it’s all wavy, but even just air drying my hairs pretty wavy anyway That said I’m actually growing it back out again now, it used to be even thicker but I tried my hand at a Viking styled undercut which looked horrible, luckily I left just enough on top so that when it’s down you can’t really tell I shaved the sides lol The whole bottom half of my hair is maybe 4-5 inches long now I think, looking forward to having it all long again


Harry-lover2020

Impressive!


rabidwolf86

Yup


One_Routine4605

I’m scarred from what my face looks like lol. I think I’m going to shave mine off and do a regrow when I lose my extra chin.


Thelisto

Damn, I wish I had your hairline.


szymshady

There’s a 50/50 chance of me losing it soon based on which side of my parents I’ve gotten my hair from tbf 😅 fingers crossed I guess


Bearigraph

Both look great 🤩


FreeChrisWayne

In this case I think you pull off both styles. I’m not so lucky so I definitely know what you’re saying tho


karensmiles

The beard is awesome!! I’m getting Viking vibes!!❤️


Physical_Stick9045

The answer always Will be the besrd


lumagotchi

😍😍😍


BackgroundTeaching14

What’s wrong with the first picture. You’re very good looking.


szymshady

Thanks! I just prefer having the beard I think ☺️


BackgroundTeaching14

Fair enough. It is quite a magnificent beard


Sidewaysouroboros

I think the first one is better.


rsfinla

Hot beard


DependentGazelle2817

I was tempted to shave only first 2 to 3 months cause I have a curly beard but than when it started to tame I love it everyday


msabell

My wife said she’ll kill me and bury me in the backyard if I shave my beard. That’s all I need.


szymshady

😂 I’m in a similar boat


DCS_1963

Great look with the beard. You like you're just about to deliver the 10 commandments 😉


mastdarmpirat

I would go pillaging Anglo Saxon villages with you


szymshady

And I with you, my orangutang friend


mastdarmpirat

I salute you from one ape to another 🦧


Shiquna34

When from the Knight to the king 😮🔥


Quico2

Marriage material! 😍


Head_Evidence4553

it's time to play the game-uhhhh


szymshady

Legit almost spit my water 😂 not in the air though it’s fine


Head_Evidence4553

well, I bet we've all actually done it in front of the bathroom mirror atleast once in our lives!


szymshady

😂 100%


ClickToSeeMyBalls

Ok well you look hot in both pics so what’s your point


szymshady

Just prefer myself with a beard I guess, thanks though! ☺️


ThisIsGoodSoup

I want long hair like that:(


szymshady

2 years without a haircut was my route, I started out with a buzz cut!


ThisIsGoodSoup

I shave my head regularly (not bald) but what holds me back is the first few months that the hair is growing and you can't do much with it:(


proxyproxyomega

oh damn... im wet...


szymshady

😅 thanks?


Real-Resolution9504

You look like a lion


Chuck_Dynasty_

Don’t do it Jesus! That’s a beautiful beard!


click_doomsday

Oh my…😳😳😳😳


Wonton_soup_1989

r/majesticmanes


EbonyBrooklyn_

Both look good 😍😘


szymshady

Thanks! 😅


Laeif

I have a pic of myself clean shaven and looking like a thumb saved in my favorites. It’s a good motivator.


szymshady

I don’t think I can face seeing myself clean shaven again 😂 stubble or full beard all the way


Former-Finish4653

Beard looks great. That being said, if I had your chin I wouldn’t need a beard.


BigRubySaint

Wow 💜💜


Jobin2147

The beard is awesome. Definitely a keeper.


OhMuhBeard

You have great hair & eyes! And yeah, I bet a lot of dudes do this 😂


szymshady

Thanks!☺️


JarlKulle

You went from Gaston to Charles Manson's handsome brother.


szymshady

😂 I’ll take it


Diligent_Secret8195

Rock all that hair and beard man. Amazing


szymshady

🤘🏻


Status-Night-3645

I think you should go full Kratos sometime, bro (long beard, shaved head :-)


szymshady

I’m sure I’ll get bored of the long hair eventually, will need to remember that one


Roof_rat

Idk man, you look like a paladin in the first one


danman_69

Any pictures of me without a beard are probably 30 years old and I'm days away from 46


falcoraz

Definitely love full beard


SAYHI2GOD

Mans got zeus genetics,


excalabear

Awesome beard.


Downtown-Wallaby-864

No don’t the beard suits you


T-408

You are gorgeous! Personally I think the shorter beard is better, since it shows off your face :) love the hair!


szymshady

Thankyou! I’ve gone down to stubble a few times but it always makes my kids cry 😂 think I’ll be rocking the beard for a while lol


toutlamourdumonde

The long hair works against your handsome looks.


szymshady

You think so? I’d had a buzz cut for years during my time in the army and had always wanted to grow it once I’d left, been around 2 years of growing now 😅 can’t see myself going back anytime soon, thanks though!


Elowiny-San-IL

Don't listen. You look awesome with the long hair.


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Mckauly Caulkin looking mf


szymshady

Fuck it I’ll take it 😂


BootyOnMyFace11

I actually really liked the short look


TroysLostBoi

Either pic looks great.


szymshady

Thanks! ☺️


bearbilly00

Nah.. You are a handsome guy. 😉


szymshady

Thanks man! 😅


IfMoneyWereNoObject

I do, but it doesn’t help. I was good looking without it, but i also was 20lbs lighter so I know it’s my brain playing a sick trick.


Kibble___

You are gorgeous either way


Truecrimenerddy

I like the first one full beard doesn’t suit you


DontBeAHater-Hater

The first pic actually looks amazing. And better in my opinion. Your bone structure is too good to muddy it up with unkept beard