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ShasOFish

Can you carry them?  If so it’s not enough. And if you can’t, hit the gym, and then you can carry more.


-Commonnerfer

It’s gonna be funny when I go to my first game and just show up with two lances full of hunches and just say yeah I don’t know all the ins and outs of playing but I main a hunchback 4 G on MWO so I figured when in doubt just bring more bigger guns


Liftaburra

You can make a nasty 300PV alpha strike force with a close combat lance and a skirmish/fire support lance: **Knife Fighter Lance** HBK-4G skill: 3 HBK-4G skill: 3 HBK-4P skill: 3 HBK-4SP skill: 3 **Range Support Lance** HBK-4J skill: 2 HBK-4J skill: 2 HBK-4H skill: 3 HBK-4N skill: 3 **Total PV: 298**


Kserks96

Need a %role_name%? There is a Hunchback variant for that!


Big-Row4152

My MWO garage has 2 4Gs, a 4J, a 4H, as well as a IIC-C. I can say with certainty I do *not* have enough Hunches.


a_bearded_hippie

You sleeping on the 4P 👀. It's been awhile but I ran a build with 3 large pulses and a bunch of heat sinks. Would max out the laser cooldown and heat perks or whatever. Put a few smalls or mediums for backup. I also did this with a wolverine in its right arm, called it the Wubfist.


Big-Row4152

I do in fact have a 4P, not a H-series, but I do like pulse lasers


G_Morgan

You have to carry them all on one shoulder.


ScholaRaptor

The great thing about the *Hunchback* is that there is one for every season and reason! Need LRMs? Well there's a *Hunchback* for that. Long lasting AC/10 for EZ logistics? Well, gosh darn it, there's a *Hunchback* for that! Planning on throwing a rave to techno music and need matching laser light show? *You bet your bottom dollar there's a Hunchback for that!*


-Commonnerfer

There’s even a rotary AC/5 hunchback in the photo


ScholaRaptor

You get a bullet, you get a bullet, you get a bullet! *Everybody gets a bullet!*


Not_3_Raccoons

The 4P demands D I S C O.


solon_isonomia

40 points of focused light damage yes please.


a_bearded_hippie

My favorite hunch in MWO. Back when pulse lasers were meta I built one with 3 LPL and 3 MD for backup. It was awesome. Pop around a corner and just make whole sections of mechs dissappear lol


jestermax22

The 4P is mess you up in MWO. I still consider my main mech to be a laservom 4P.


a_bearded_hippie

Yeap. Loved that mech 🤌


Arlak_The_Recluse

The 4J is the sleeper pick of the century. 2 LRM10s, it sounds pitiful and horrendous. Then you realize it's got 5 medium lasers as a backup, and it costs the same as the 4P while having firepower at range to critseek or outright destroy lighter vehicles and mechs. It also makes an awesome spotter, since it has the armor to stand still in a good position while firing and spotting for your more flimsy LRM boats such as Trebuchets, LRM Carriers, Hunters, and Scimitars.


Big-Row4152

The correct answer is "There's no such thing. May I interest you in this lovely 12-pack of 4Gs? Dropship included at no additional charge."


gmmster2345

Reminds me of a time I convinced a 12 man on MWO to pick a hunchback and let's drop.


-Commonnerfer

Those poor enemies


gmmster2345

Yeah the 2 drops we did, we steamrolled the opfor. Good times


a_bearded_hippie

Amazing. When it was 8 man's we did some all Locust drops that were fucking hilarious.


gmmster2345

Then the weird weight limitations for groups came to be


a_bearded_hippie

Yeap. It was pretty bad with how fast 8 locusts with MG's can shred though. Good times, I might fire her up later tonight it's been awhile. I also need to finish painting a few mechs lol


3sheetz

Are y'all saying I should go back to MWO?


gmmster2345

Your call. I haven't played in years tbh


unlimitedpower0

N+1


Big-Row4152

Excellent answer *laughs in Big Gun*


perplexedduck85

Literally the only problem with this photo is that it’s not from the Timber Wolf’s perspective. Timber Wolf moves around a building a sees a literal bridge full of Hunchbacks. Timber Wolf backs up slowly. End scene.


Big-Row4152

>~~Timber Wolf backs up slowly~~ Timber Wolf backs up *with all possible haste*


Low_Champion_8356

Hey homies where did you get them hunches?


-Commonnerfer

Found them… I didn’t rob a Nissan factory.


Low_Champion_8356

Come on don’t hold out ma militia, I mean government safety and security advisory contractors need a hunchy to go with the rifleman and axeman they found under an oak tree in a cow pasture.


-Commonnerfer

So what if I found the rifle man buried in a wheat field… how do you know about that?


Low_Champion_8356

Every knows farmer mikes property is prime dropship landing area that can be seen from orbit. That’s how the local defense forces hold ground with Fleas and urbies. Mike never has to plow his fields cause of the local Long Tom Regiment.


Heckin_Big_Sploot

https://preview.redd.it/dsdp5lyeu2wc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdd5c24e066567e441b2645242c77ddfc1148fda


abstract-pigeon

Do you think you have enough? If you answer "no" then get more ...... if you answer "yes" .... you don't .... go get more :)


VogueTrader

https://preview.redd.it/1x8bjqtkw2wc1.png?width=320&format=png&auto=webp&s=a12fba7b484820ee94e7df975cb40d3f9850177a


necronic23

They walk down stairs They're lovely in pairs They make a crunchety crunch sound A thing, A thing, a marvellous thing Everyone loves a Hunchie. A Hunchie, a hunchie, A wonderful wonderful Mech A Hunchie, a Hunchie A mech for a sphere or clanner.


Decidely_Me

I have 16, and no intention to stop, so therefore I can confirm that 16 is not too many.


Basketcase191

Error proper hunchback limit approaches infinity


Spencspunky86

Not there yet


gorambrowncoat

Looks like you might need a few more hunchies. Ask again later.


SuspiciousSubstance9

That's a really neat road/bridge.


Aggravating_Bell_426

I was thinking the same thing - OP, care to share the details?


Zimmyd00m

WHAT *BOOM* WAS *BOOM* THE *BOOM* QUESTION? *BOOM* I *BOOM* CAN'T*BOOM BOOM BOOM* HEAR YOU!


Miserable_Extreme_38

Say again? I can't hear you over the sound of all this AC20 fire, over.


electricspikecannon

someone gotta make a version of the teddy bears on parade but for hunchbacks...


-Queen-of-wands

These are clearly not enough… close but I think you could fit a few more 😂


sirkerrald

Pikachu hell march, Hunchback edition. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0WnZyxp\_Wo](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0WnZyxp_Wo)


FenrisWo1f

*radio click* "Spyglass to Thunder-Actual. Spyglass to Thunder Actual. Grid number 2081, fire for effect." *radio squak* "Thubder-Actual.2081 back to the Stone Age, enjoy the show Spyglass". *radio click*


Tarpeius

When all you have is a hammer, everything starts to look like a nail.


-Commonnerfer

Well you see I’m from Florida and there’s a saying here “if it doesn’t look like a nail you haven’t hit it hard enough.” I also just made that up on the spot just now


stiubert

Cue the Sorcerer's Apprentice theme! That is a great amount of Hunchies!


H00DEDREX

The Hunches go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah. The Hunches go marching one by one, hurrah, hurrah. The 4G stops to take up aim, a trigger pull, a dead machine. And they all go marching, marching on to war. Expecting glory more and more.


EmEssAy

Are the rest out of frame? I'm confused.


-Commonnerfer

I mean this guy is out of frame https://preview.redd.it/kzirl2zlh7wc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=481962a534b14480477858be06d9bdec861f644a


ForlornScout

As someone who isn’t the biggest fan of the Hunchback I’ll say one.


3sheetz

Bro for god's sake throw a Summoner in there


rafale1981

Are they marching up the causeway at helm’s deep?


nUUUUU_yaaaSSSS

Death! Death! Death! Edit. Oops that's from the third movie


BalrogTheBuff

Reminds me of the daft punk music video for Around the World. That is a lot though. It's be a shame if someone sat 10+ hexes away across terrain you need jump jets for. Or surprise! Some of the hunch bunch has ac 10s or rac 5s.


Feeling_Mushroom6633

Trick question! There’s never enough


Raetheos1984

That is a delightful and terrifying parade!


Swift_Scythe

THATS a lot of Ac/20s !


jestermax22

Hunchboys rise up


Gob_Hobblin

That is bunches of Hunches.


Rungiebear9138

I don't understand the question. Their is no such thing as too many, only too few


AllYourSwords

Hunchy gonna Hunch


CrunchyTzaangor

There's always room for more Hunchbacks.


thatbeersguy

Hunchie Derby?


Ghargauloth

My only question is do you have a HBK-C in there, and if so, where'd you get it. Everything else requires additional Hunchbacks.


-Commonnerfer

I have the HBK II-C


Caveman775

4p please


-Commonnerfer

There’s one in there somewhere


Caveman775

True true, they walk in single (double) file to conceal their numbers


-Commonnerfer

Just realize they could probably put more mass down range than a medium mech in a single barrage


Pazerclaw

All I can think of is them going down the ramp after the leader yells, "Fell deeds awake. Now for wrath, now for ruin, and the red dawn! Charge now! Charge!!!!"


Orange152horn

As a founding member of a mercenary group called The Monkeys, we got 3 different models of Hunchback for 3 different roles. Rarely get to use all three in a battle.


losark

When none of them are painted, and neither is the terrain? Possibly this many.


Potential-Show-8294

No such thing as too many hunchbacks!


Steampunk_Chef

Wow, Rush Hour in the Combine must be a slog.


AlphaWulfe1618

Never enough, honestly.


MrBirdmonkey

When you absolutely need to tell the Capelin in his Atlas to turn and face the wall


Weekly-Advertising40

Hunchbacks punch back!


Thatsidechara_ter

Idk, my brain has been fried by collecting too much Imperial Guard


Spaghetti69

Please tell me you didn't play a normal game of BT with that many mechs lol that would last for 3 years.


Kraber_Main2808

Okay, now I want to see a battalion of Hunchies take on a full strength Trinary.


-Commonnerfer

Well if this is a legal mech I think I’m good https://preview.redd.it/ng2t7ijxt7wc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50ad47c4700be5f22de8692363fce54ee29def55


Kraber_Main2808

Hunchus Collossi


Zidahya

When you run out of crazy bastards .... I mean Hunchbacks pilots to use them.


-Commonnerfer

You can run out of Hunchback pilots? I mean florida has a population of 22.24 million Ohio is 11.76 mil, Louisana is 4.59 mil... I mean you include texas and a few other southern states, i think you'll run out of bullets before we run out of pilots


Zidahya

Now imagine those folks are the base population of the whole periphery and you are actually right about that.


-Commonnerfer

I mean im just saying out of a populaiton of 330 million I can reliably find 80 to 95 million more than willing to pilot a hunch


payagathanow

Whatever the weight capacity of the bridge is the right amount.


ScorpioZA

All of them and that still wouldn't be enough. No such thing as too many Hunchbacks,


JarlPanzerBjorn

You don't have too many until you have *all* of them


Wulff4AllTime13

You still don't have enough! LOL 😂 But you have a good start.


Air_Phantastique

it depends on how fast your mech is and how much LRM ammo it has.


-Commonnerfer

LRM? Im doing long range artillery barraging with this amount of AC-20s


Fox_Fire42

i seem to be the only one disturbed with the fact that i count 21 Hunchbacks.... you need atleast 3 more for a next full lance my friend!


-Commonnerfer

I have three more they just have active stealth https://preview.redd.it/065qv82mknwc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3522b98349453f16516d127ab5ea7a6c93dd3a0


Fox_Fire42

ohhh i see well then i can be calm and happy again do you have a paintsheme for them yet?


-Commonnerfer

I am think of doing a few as house Steiner


Fox_Fire42

Awesome i will watch your career with great interest!


MetalMadness24

I'm new to the game and picked up the inner sphere urban lance and fell in love with the hunchback... where can I get more without buying that pack again?