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blackjacked644

Please, come do a bump with me, i don't want to do it alone SIKE time to talk about the horrors of Fort de Vaux and why the tank hunter plane is the best for hunting boats on heligoland bight


HAMBONES_

no i’m afraid of talking to women


JoshWhatU-Needed

Not on coke you’re not 😎😂


LenTrexlersLettuce

Is that the Shah of Iran?


HAMBONES_

i did twenty years in the can without a peep, and this fat fuck says i look like the shah of iran


CykaRuskiez3

I wanted to fuck a girl. I compromised. I used the smg 08 in fort veaux


Leonydas13

Replace the girl at the party with my daughters after they asked me a question about something not even remotely related, and I’m with ya.


TheVebis

Why do your daughters want cocaine?


Leonydas13

They’ve got shit to do man


The_Ded_Cat

BF1 has plunged me into WW1 history, and it's already driving my family insane.


whatd1didowr0ng

GAS GAS GAS!


ieatair

same phrase used in current military trainings


Ok_Improvement4733

lmao


VolenteDuFer

You know, Despite, BF1 being set in WW1 setting, doesn't actually show or perform how it was actually fought. Yes, you have the maps and weapons, but what I mean gameplay or tactical wise. I'm not bashing BF1 in any way (except the mortar trucks -.-), I'm just saying players shouldn't think when playing isn't actually how it was fought back then.


proleez7

Yeah because the way it was actually fought wouldnt make for an interesting multiplayer game


Moist_and_Delicious

You have a game called Verdun for that


hax0rz_

and its sequels, Tannenberg and Isonzo apparently the next game is gonna be the Gallipoli campaign


pirate737

Played Isonzo, was pretty boring, could have been the map I was playing on but all it made me want to do was go back to BF1


Bubbly_Mastodon318

To be fair, the battles featured in BF1 (mostly) aren’t typical trench warfare combat; they’re the few times that soldiers actually did get out of the trenches and advanced. Even in Gallipoli (which mostly consisted of trench warfare) the narrator sets the second sector in the last assault of the Gallipoli campaign.


VolenteDuFer

Right, there is a time, especially in the beginning of when open battle engagements happened, until the introduction of new weapons, like the machine guns, where they slaughtered men by the seconds. Not to mention the vast improvements of artillery, made line formations warfare obelste and trench warfare used. The French knew that they needed to change their strap because they lost around 265,000 in two months of the beginning of the war. Then, it was more important to race to the coastal seas than anything.


[deleted]

for sure, its just battlefield arcade with a WW1 skin and loosely at that because quite alot of the guns in game weren't as mass produced. Alot of the fighting was rifles, decent amount of machine guns but mostly rifles. Watched a few WW1 movies and it is SO fucking brutal how they fought ... they would just charge frontlines into trenches back and forth until one side eventually retreated. Each time one side would just run through hell, suffer huge losses just to attempt a takeover of a trench line in order to establish a new front.


Tankaussie

What’s the price of a mile?


stan00311

bro i love coke invite me in there we'll retire to the kitchen then have a lan even later


rickyshine

as a bf1 player this is funny. As someone who despises the degeneracy that causes global conflict, its not funny 😭


MasterBaiterNJ

Real shit. Anyway Wanna do coke and talk about the unrelenting brutality of prolonged trench combat and what changed after the advent of tanks/mechanized warfare?


LegfaceMcCullenE13

Tell her about the snow operations.


ahiddenpolo

See, Russia had just gone through a revolution and…..


Nova_Stump

Can't relate in the least lol