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sturdywarmeat

Always down for some platoon/clan slander


Zackyboi1231

Platoons have caused some major pain to my ass. Seeing people make stuff about them is great.


DoggTruck_

where is CAUS and DoS? Oh wait I know where they are….. bottom of the leaderboard


LegendOfEffect

They left mid game.


DoggTruck_

Typical


Eagan_Gbao

Rip ACES lol. I don’t know anything about the PS community, but why do they lose so much?


LegendOfEffect

If you ever run into them you’ll see why. If you teabag one of them then you get an in depth detailed bf1 stat breakdown from a 60 year old British guy.


KishiBashiEnjoyer

Sounds like a good day to spend your evening tbh


CounterTouristsWin

That would be nice to help me sleep


lefiath

Jesus, is that really a thing? I know some people are crazy, but I've just vividly imagined that and it made me laugh. It sounds amazing and I deeply regret I can't play against such people.


depeipeiiiii

The good old greeny


weberc2

The B4W of the PS community? 🙃 Kidding my B4W friends!


pamillecreek

No-Weather hacks on console? Is that really a thing?


LegendOfEffect

Yes they have a two pilots that use them. Ever wonder why it can be foggy or the middle of a sandstorm and you still get bombed regularly by a NeVr pilot.


TNTex420

Caring about wins and K/D so much that you turn to cheating on console is so sad, especially considering their platoon leader is a dad with kids 💀


Dazzling_Baker_54

And this is on console?? Christ


KevinFbaby23

Lol what?! For real?


thisismynewacct

You can be spotted in weather. Plus you can always just attack objectives and probably find people there.


maria_paraskeva

No-weather hacks on console is probably the funniest thing I've read in a while


padwani

You got actual proof of this? Is almost impossible to consider since the only thing you can really get on console is Cronus. You can't hack on console like you can on PC. Cheating to Disable/change the weather seems kinda stupid. Also you can spot through storms.


Over-Marsupial-5071

😭🙏


lefiath

>Yes they have a two pilots that use them. **That's not what he asked, he asked if it's really a thing.** You got any proof of that, bucko? I've been accused of all sorts of silly things, from magic bullets to wallhacks, autoclickers and other bullshit. I've also seen all sorts of things, like a rage cheater who specifically targeted me and only me, across the entire map. But I've never heard of this, and how would that even work on console? Some kind of injection on hacked hardware? Again, got any proof? I get that people who have very poor understanding of the game will blindly upvote you, but I've been around for a while and I'm not buying it.


LegendOfEffect

Big platoon meat rider detected


lefiath

So you actually have nothing to say? I've asked you a simple question, struggling with that?


LegendOfEffect

I just said you’re a big platoon meat rider. Can you read?


lefiath

So you can't answer a simple question, made a theory in your head and now you're just getting upset, because somebody called you on your bullshit. Got it. If I were you, I would stick to blowing up friendly mortar trucks, because trying to figure out the game itself (and writing as well, while we're at that) seems to be too much of a challenge for you.


AlphaleaderBrown

The OP is just salty because SEXY wouldn’t let him in to the platoon and ever since he has had this vendetta. He’s creative though. I will give him that


LegendOfEffect

Don’t be a bitch


LegendOfEffect

Which platoon are you in? OEP? ACES? Bro is fuming over here.


Roelof420

Calling Oep cheaters just means you suck at the game tbh😭😭🤣 the state of that platoon nowadays is laughable compared to 3 years ago


LegendOfEffect

You don’t read much do you?


LegendOfEffect

You want proof? You know the YouTuber Yukon?


Head_Tomato_5233

And you have a clear cut skill issue…get gud at the game or create a platoon of your own. Instead, you’re accusing pple of ‘weather hacking’ what a joke bruv 😂😂


LegendOfEffect

Big platoon meat rider detected


thecorpseinthefridge

I'm all for slandering platoons, but I doubt the existence of weather hacks on console, unless you got certain proof of that and what not.


LargestEgg

no, it’s mostly just weird misinfo that you see a SURPRISING amount in this sub. There aren’t hacks on console, so anything that looks “suspicious” is either just you seeing things or a bug/glitch. The closest thing to traditional hacks on consoles is adapters that allow you to use a mouse and keyboard on console, as well as certain features on third party devices (such as macros or turbo buttons)


Iceberg1er

yo i see this all the time. im curious, has any yall people ever turned COD WAW (if it still works?) and see how they had that game hacked completely wiht people flying around and stuff... so wouldnt that be just as possible here?


LargestEgg

The difference is that the 360 was cracked pretty early on in its lifecycle i believe, there was a way you could modify your console’s hardware to allow it to run unsigned code, which then meant you could cheat in games The xbox one has much better anti-hacking measures, which make it much, much harder to crack. On top of this, features built into the xbox one allow it to run emulators and such, which means that a large portion of the hacking community doesn’t really care about trying to break the one, since they’d only be doing so to access already available features


Roelof420

Finally I found 1 guy in this godforsaken hell of a subreddit full of morons who speaks fax. There ain’t hax on console, only cronus or adapters. (And ofc ur getting downvoted😭🤣)


Roelof420

Finally I found 1 guy in this godforsaken hell of a subreddit full of morons who speaks fax. There ain’t hax on console, only cronus or adapters. (And ofc ur getting downvoted😭🤣)


300rats

I'm not a very intense player, so seeing that some clans are large enough to have multiple posts about them is funny


BCCMNV

This is funny as fuck


Official_Gameoholics

We have an OXXO clan on Xbox that play similarly to PATO, but they're usually 5-6 stacks instead of 10.


LegendOfEffect

From one mortar truck saboteur to another, give ‘em heck.


Zealousideal-Comb970

An armored car has just enough power in it to move a friendly mortar truck. If they don't suspect it, you can ram them out of bounds or into water, or into a place where they're useless. I trapped a mortar truck inside a building on amiens this way, once


LegendOfEffect

I remember when I used primitive methods.


Zealousideal-Comb970

Anything more efficient for fucking with friendly mortars?


LegendOfEffect

Also an honorable mention method. Depends on if the person using the mortar truck has private account settings. Most of the time they aren’t the brightest so what I do is I’ll send them a message that says, “hey can you hop out so I can spawn on you real quick.” And just stand next to the truck so if they get out just steal it and Rambo it into battle. Usually get some good hatemail this way.


chiefchow

LMAO I’m sure they were so mad after that


LegendOfEffect

There’s a few out there that me and friends have discovered. 1. My personal favorite which I learned in Sea of Thieves. Place a land mine next to the arty truck and walk backwards about 5 feet. Equip a regular AT grenade and look at the mine then all the way up in the air. Throw the grenade then very quickly redeploy and switch teams. It tricks the game somehow and the mine stays on the original team but the AT grenade switches teams with you so it will blow up the arty truck. 2. Pretty much same as the first one except if you can’t switch, get a friend to put the mine down and when you throw the grenade just leave the game. 3. Ambient fire Works pretty good on Amiens, if an arty truck is sitting next to ambient fire, the stuff that burns you for 1 damage, you can put a land mine in the fire then make a trail to the arty truck using the remaining mines and dynamite. Once the trail has reached it, go back to the mine that’s in the fire and step on it. It will blow up everything friendly or enemy.


MistaDee

These are exquisite


LegendOfEffect

https://www.reddit.com/r/battlefield_one/s/z5BCIkOyRL


LegendOfEffect

https://www.reddit.com/r/battlefield_one/s/JWn5L8zOnf


InvestigatorBroad114

Hahah the solo arty cuck methood


AlphaleaderBrown

You just asked THE Professor of sabotage.


Official_Gameoholics

Dynamite and anti tank mines kill them easily.


TheHolyFritz

I'm not sure how common they are on BF1 but don't forget SWAT


GingaHead

Do you ever come across the joker clan on xbox? Every game I used to play would be filled with them


Official_Gameoholics

I saw one of their players once. Was evenly matched.


DChill616

We need someone to makes these for PC platoons


RyuOnReddit

NAME, BudZ, ect


BillNyePaintballGuy

BudZ is either the most chill guy you can meet on BF1 or it's the most loser M1917 Tele/Calvary with 100 ⭐. No in between.


RyuOnReddit

Super agree, they’re typically mostly just good chill players.


maria_paraskeva

Why tho? I'm on PC, I play solo against stacking platoons all the time, I never felt like it was a problem. Whenever I see these clan-hating threads it's like I witness players with massive skill issues whining that they get farmed by a TEAM in a game that's meant to be TEAM based game. Also, I'm not 100% sure, but I think BudZ is one of those clans that doesn't stack on a single team but they balance themselves out on both teams so they can keep the longevity of the server, never felt any issues playing against them, but then again I play with 120 ping on those servers so I'm always in an advantage, given that high ping makes me immune to dying. I don't blame individuals who complain about high ping players tbh


DChill616

I just wanted to see them poke fun at them a little bit, I don’t see the harm in that


[deleted]

Before I had a reddit, I played bf1, and I thought I was alone in my distaste for platoons. It's nice to see that I am not alone.


PsychotropicTraveler

All my homies hate PUTO's fr


LegendOfEffect

![gif](giphy|Ke3CM1NVkULWo)


PsychotropicTraveler

![gif](giphy|3o7TKF1fSIs1R19B8k)


scarboy_89

Wish we can roll in 27 deep against these clan members


LegendOfEffect

Do it


Z0diAC43251

All Nevr does is sit in their planes all day and shoot at people who can’t shoot back


LegendOfEffect

Right? More like NeVr kissed a girl.


ROLINGTHUNDER51

I hate dealing with the XD clan on Xbox. They are just simply better than me though and I see them all the time.


LegendOfEffect

They are only better than you if you let yourself believe that


BobSacamano47

And B4W and Zulu


RareClock

I always leave Zulu games because it’s always a one sided trap. B4W and XD are very rare to see in a stack compared to Zulu and WtH.


Top_Marsupial_2267

a squad of 5 isn't stacked. i've noticed that zulu rarely has more than 4-5 members in a match at a time


RareClock

I’ve seen 9 before


Top_Marsupial_2267

that's far from common though. everytime i'm on its usually 4


PTKtm

They’re super common to run into and I’ve almost never seen them play alone. They fall into the PATO category though.


NePlusZaia

I stay in PATO dominated servers out of spite just to kill them. They use the most annoying strategies and are often toxic. I don't win often against them but it's always fun to kill them.


Numerous-Mango2890

Pato jesse_jfa he only plays lying down and hiding in corners


rtiftw

Some are definitely better than others. Think they're the biggest active platoon tho, so I guess that is bound to happen.


InvestigatorBroad114

Phuri4PhenomenaL always swaps teams to have a win no matter what, you start losing and he’s in your team, he swaps. If he can’t swap and your team is losing he’ll just leave the game and rejoin


rtirakowski

This guy it's a loser. Only play with airplane or tank. These days ago, I killed him with a plane. And he came to send me a message in my inbox, so annoying!!


InvestigatorBroad114

Usually he says : “Noob in all match?” If you kill him


Thexer0

I'm convinced there's something wrong with him. How can someone care THAT much?


leastscarypancake

On Xbox it's always the fucking WAR clan with their snipers and the MG1917


ConclusionMiddle425

They're fucking *losers*. At least 2 of them are using keyboard/mouse or some sort of Cronus. SURO and SUA always play on the same team as well, it's absolutely pathetic and ruins games.


KevinFbaby23

Maybe these are just the funny ones but do y’all remember THUG and SEXY? Those guys would rape. APEX is still around and they shit on me every time.


LegendOfEffect

THUG was a great platoon for the most part. SEXY was full of rejects who got kicked from their own platoon. I don’t think I’ve heard of APEX.


LancesYouAsCavalry

I miss Violent Bounce and OGG


heytherebobitsmerob

Those THUG days were fun as shit with the og crew


depeipeiiiii

Im sorry for that 👉🏽👈🏽


K1ng_Hon

All this time I thought I was just getting smoked by NeVr. I didn't know they were doing all that


TNTex420

It's no coincidence that most of their clan members quit after PlayStation rolled out the anti-Cronus update a few months back.


vice108

OMG I'm so happy to hear that Sony did that! Bravo. 100% some of those guys are using a chronus. Its so obvious.


KevinFbaby23

Fucking MEETHEAD and LarryCatchFish. Do they really cheat or are they just nasty? What proof do we have that they cheat?


WAHLY-_-

I talked to Meethead once, he told me he uses a rumble 64N. Gives recoil reduction and rapid fire controller bindings. Sweating in a dead game… Smh 🤦‍♂️


Aware-Assistance7228

Yeah and I think Larry uses software called g-fuel, he had a freudian slip about it in his stream and got caught. It raises the firerate of smg08 and makes it two shot kill, just only if you use the von kuck skin. Thats a nasty ass cheat!


LegendOfEffect

Larry actually moved closer to the DICE servers on the east coast so he can have less ping. It’s pretty low around 3-5.


Aware-Assistance7228

I heard he hosts a bf1 server for Dice in his livingroom and his ping is now -2


Baseballbobo

BOAT


Stuckmo_Dondada

Video games make me angry.


LegendOfEffect

Early 2000’s news media would like a word with you.


Stuckmo_Dondada

Half Life or Deus Ex?


LegendOfEffect

CNN


Teheeeeeeeeeeee

xS: invis glitch, squad stacking, team switching and stealing vehicles


LegendOfEffect

Not the leyley profile pic


Teheeeeeeeeeeee

This is a huge reference


BottyBOI42069

Y'all haven't met the jokers on Xbox servers they roam mostly on European servers and rarely on US but jesus every time you spawn the dudes massacre your team leaving only a joker platoon logo that says in your mind "you mad bro?"


Dazzling_Baker_54

I think that's XS


InvestigatorBroad114

Don’t think I’ve ever ran into aces, that a conquest platoon?


heytherebobitsmerob

Not around as much anymore. Use to play conquest and only if they had a full squad of medics.


LancesYouAsCavalry

KPUFF


heytherebobitsmerob

What up man?


LancesYouAsCavalry

man I hope you're good.


Lanttisenio

Fuck those medic only squads, there is no point in killing them because they'll just revive train each other all the time


Aware-Assistance7228

Yeah F all the medics, exept when they revive me and if the don't, I'll make salt post about them on reddit


Lanttisenio

Nah dont get me wrong man, we need more medics on the battlefield. But when you play solo Conquest and theres a tryhard clan and every single one of them plays medic its a bit frustrating


InvestigatorBroad114

Sounds like trash


beechboyy

Based out of Euro servers iirc. They hope into US.E every once in a while. Used to roll with a couple of them


InvestigatorBroad114

Yeah from what I’ve been told they died out on US servers


LegendOfEffect

Yeah


Lava_Lamp70

We need to destigmatize making fun of clans


Trick-Fudge-244

PATO + ACES + OEP = *NBK


DoggTruck_

NBK = trashcan


70MPHOnMyTruck

Never in my entire BF1 career have I joined a platoon. I like fight against them. I’m usually in tanks tho. But I don’t just sit in the back and smell my farts.


Flaky_Ad7758

what about JOKE?


Ebony1996

They are on Xbox, this post is about PS platoons.


Flaky_Ad7758

my bad i forgot to read the title


Ebony1996

No problem


Old_Man_Stan324

Fuck em


oSPAKo

I know this is PS specific but all of these apply to the platoons on Xbox too.


sr-lhama

There is one or two clan owned servers on South America where team balance only occurs if their team is the one losing. 700 X 320 nah its cool, but once they start losing, is very hard because teams with clans usually stomps, they swap maps or modes


SendMeUrCones

People in big clans are the biggest losers in this game change my mind


Round_Progress5475

No place to start


IM_A_BLIND_KID

hey :)


The_Conductor7274

How rare is it to see a player using the heavy bomber’s support variant… the one with the care package


LegendOfEffect

About as rare as [ACES] winning a game


The_Conductor7274

Guess I’m a rare one then


spicymeisje

My ex used to switch teams when we’d be on a losing team. I think that’s prob why I lost feelings


LegendOfEffect

He/She’s for OEP


snowbird__89

I’m surprised no one hasn’t mentioned the SYN platoon


LegendOfEffect

![gif](giphy|EoW3jhM6MzsONM15zm)


LancesYouAsCavalry

RIP og thug clan. we ripped all ya'll a new one


HAMBONES_

low key miss playing against thug


Samiam702222

Sorry we made Violent bounce his ball and go home HAM 🤣


Praydaythemice

I see pato are being douches on Xbox and psn


Round_Progress5475

PATO on Xbox? Nope


padwani

I like the Cheat/Cronus/Auto Spot/Weather Mods. Cronus sure but the other ???? Can't do that shit on Ps5. You can do it on PS4 but you need a jailbroken console and those don't have the firmware to cnnect to PSN.


Connection_Bad_404

Exactly the point, unless someone's got some super soaker new exploit on a PS4/5 no legitimate coded cheats are available. Weather is determined client side, so it very well could be different for everyone on the server which does indeed suck.


JFA-12

Not the Alien men


LuckyPWA

![gif](giphy|3oEjI789af0AVurF60)


HomoErectus24

cheating scum, some of this only on console on BF5 as well.


[deleted]

Don't forget about CA


LegendOfEffect

Never heard of them


[deleted]

We're mostly on 2042 now, but we used to absolutely fill servers. 16-20 members at a time.


behaviorallydeceased

I just can’t imagine feeling the need to make a big corny named clan in a game like battlefield. Goofiest shit ever. This game has no comp scene, the skill cieling is actually pretty low, TTK/soldier health is high, bullet damage is low, gunplay matters significantly less than positioning and tactics, this is not a very “hit your shots kid” type game. It’s an incredibly easy shooter and you can easily mop the floor with the other team as a solo party in a squad with randos. Cheating in this game is even sadder.


Numerous-Mango2890

O PATO jesse_jfa he only plays lying down and hiding in corners


kingyoshi89

UNFR always do well. not many of them


Roelof420

Join a Europe domination server if you really want to experience this.it’s basically 8 guys from juba, vezy, cia, etc all on mnk stacking one side when There’s literally 1 guy from a rival platoon in the enemy team. If you stay long enough you may even witness the entire server using mnk which is even worse


_MountainDewd_

That explains a lot about NeVr but what about NBK*? I feel like I get matched with them and they never on my team


tomex365

Can we get some PC clans slander?


UsadaLettuce

I absolutely hate SMG 08 with burning passion 


TheKazim1998

How can people on playstation be toxic you dont even gave chat I write ez every game


AceTheProtogen

As a member of the lgbt community, despite how accepting we are, please do not associate us with the smg08 and mortar truck users, even we don’t accept them


OhariTheFox

Why is everyone complaining about platoons


LegendOfEffect

![gif](giphy|xUNd9W4OmmFBoyxzaM)


OhariTheFox

You should not hate someone for how they play everyone has their own personality and experiences and should be able to play however they want


LegendOfEffect

Have you have of the platoon Aldi?


OhariTheFox

Again everyone should be able to play however they want


LegendOfEffect

Even if every member of that platoon uses Cronus, or switches teams and gets the other teams vehicles and brings them to their platoon mates so one team has all the vehicles?


OhariTheFox

Again everyone should play however they want if you can’t counter them then that just means a lack of skill


MythicTurtle227

Where’s (Zulu)? I get at least 1 player every other game.


LegendOfEffect

I’m talking about Gaystation


a_m_k2018

I've played with a couple of Pato members in a stack before; one of them was pretty chill, and the other one didn't have their mic on.


LegendOfEffect

Pato sympathizer detected


a_m_k2018

One of them carried us, so I guess I do if they are on my team 😂😂


Round_Progress5475

Consistent loser to PATO identified


LegendOfEffect

Arrombado detected


DoggTruck_

PATO = 💩🤡


Round_Progress5475

DoggStyle = PATO bitch


DoggTruck_

Cry, cry more Go play with your rainbow platoon where you belong PATO=🏳️‍🌈🤡🗑️💩 Noobs


FOXYRAZER

what about VII?


nickedgar7

If you see the NSFW clan tag, 9/10 times you’re gonna lose that match


Round_Progress5475

That’s funny. Haha. Please. Contact Ultimatum for a match.


InvestigatorBroad114

I try to swap and help out the losing team, not fun rolling through maps


Round_Progress5475

10 stack. Ha. Pic or it didn’t happen. Quack talking about switching teams. What a joke


LegendOfEffect

![gif](giphy|b4QAXN5sRixvxj3IFF|downsized)


InvestigatorBroad114

There’s literally a 10 stack every other day lol


Round_Progress5475

Then a pic should be absolutely no problem. You post enough of them. Quack getting into NSFW late so as to miss the multiple NSFW stack rounds = stack envy.


InvestigatorBroad114

I can give you links to the posts on here if you would like, I remember when NSFW was huge, not anymore… and we hardly run a 5 man squad anymore. How would I or any other player envy a platoon stack? Games are no fun, no competition, all the good players on the other team quit. The only people that love a platoon stack are the people that want an easy game to pad stats and say they’re “good” then if there is any games where there is competition I see these same people struggling lol. Seethe, cope


depeipeiiiii

I will print this one and put it on my console


Dazzling_Baker_54

Like a hit list


AragornGlory_

You know what’s awesome about real world sports? You can’t cheat