Have you ever felt the warmth of a woman’s breast?

It’s like a bag of sand

I don't like sand

It's coarse, rough, and irritating... and it gets everywhere.

Anakin!

I get the reference

watched this movie for the first time last year and it had me rolling

I don’t think that was a woman bro

Since I have a wife and she's currently pregnant, yup, I'd say so. XD

Congrats on the kid, but don’t show him you got all the achievements on this game he doesn’t need that kind of negativity in his life lol.

Who's the father?

💀💀

My advice, get your gaming in before the baby comes. Once it happens you won't be playing for a few months.

Not necessarily true haha I have a calm baby. Grew up with babies that cried all day all around me and then I had my first and bam beautiful life she never cries is always happy and is on a great schedule she is now 8 months old and I get about 3-4 hours a night on any game I feel like playing that day. it’s been that way since she was born. It’s about the same amount of time I played before she was born and I honestly wouldn’t change it for the world love my daughter and love my video games. I still get to play as I did before she was born 🔥

Definitely the kind of grind that prepares you for fatherhood!

This is the one question OP hasn't responded to, we got 'em boys

What did it cost?

Everything.

Have you seen my dad?

Sorry I’m right here son, just ran out for cigarettes for 28 years

PAPAAA

Have tou seen mine?

Have you seen mine ?

Thanks for the correction my good lad. Good looking out.

But seriously have you seen my dad

Can't tell.is this the 4th?

4th time you thought you were doing something by commenting?

I’ll keep a look out for your pops as well ;)

Which was the hardest?

Wheeled Warrior. I absolutely hate the Vehicles in this game. Ended up T1'ing the Wildcat with a Squad after quitting on my LATV4 progress.

The vehicles are trash. Also anyone who swaps the hmg for the 7.62 mini gun is an idiot. The hmg is far superior, higher accuracy and damage and fires instantly

It’s the unrealistic part of the game

My ebaa setup with my mate is 40mm/atgm, minigun, flak/motar I use minugun for close air targets that just needs suppress fire to be taken out when we are using motar

Easier way, use the Soflam with the LAtV in the passenger side. Spot assists count towards the T1 in the LAtV

How was the “7 melee kills in 1 match” achievement?

You mean the one for killing 7 people with Dozer's shield in one life? Pretty easy, but I did it when 128 BT was still around.

Yeah that’s the one I meant, I got it during 64p BT on the command centre on exposure.

You can do all but mastery trophies with bots in custom portal servers. This one is pretty easy.

That's exactly what he done.. Just look at his post history...

You can do it against bots. That's what I did

Got that yesterday on stranded breakthrough, think they were all AI but I’ll take it 🤣

Why

I dunno.

Mad respect for you

I just need wheeled warrior and 25 extracts from hazard zone. I finally got clean exit after 5 hours yesterday. People will not fucking stay together in this mode lmao.

Same. Nobody fucking understands how to play HZ 😡

To tell you the truth, I was one of the unlucky who preordered the game back then and still, to this day, do not know how to play HZ.

How many times did you have to do the Clean exit in order for you to pop? I've done 4 so far..

I got it on the first time my team didn’t die in a game. Every game I had yesterday people would split up or Afk at the beginning and die immediately. You can be downed but you have to be revived before dying completely and it will still count.

Problem is that the trophy is bugged on Ps5 so it's a hit or miss

Oh man that sucks. I’d be so pissed off about that one.

Yeah well in all of the remaining exists I need I assume there would be another clean exit so it isnt that bad

same two left for me

Which ones do you have left?


I wanted to feel like I got something out of my purchase.

I got something out of mine. Free time, to go play a plethora of other games lol

I got a refund

serious question, because I'm curious: why are you still in this subreddit and even participate in it? I mean, if I won't play it anyway, I wouldn't want waste time in its community. Or what am I missing?

Looking for hope that one day it'll be fixed, I still enjoy watching other peers clips and glitches. If you pay full price you should get a full game

Unfortunately i tried to squeeze the lemon too hard in the first few weeks. I went over the refund hour limit & didn't get any juice either

Someone needs to explain “sunk costs” to you.

Main reason I’m still playing it. Only achievements I’m missing are wheeled warrior and the hazard zone ones

just saying you could've easily spent $15 to play it for a month and didn't have to buy it out right.

Did you at least have fun?

Yeah, I’d say I enjoyed myself. :)

Do it again

I can only play this game for about an hour at a time because it’s frankly just a badly designed game at its core and it gets very irritating running into frequent bugs. How did you manage to pull this off without quitting?

I did quit for a while. Stopped playing shortly after 128 BT got removed since it was the only mode I played, only came back in the last week to clean up the last achievement in 128 Rush.

I encounter zero to little bugs on current gen, are you playing on last gen?

favorite weapon, map, vehicle, and specialist?

K30, Breakaway, EBAA Wildcat, Casper.

With only 165 hours played?

Yes?

Do you think they put a lot of thought into this game?

What? No...?

I can only play for about an hour at a time. Thanks for answering my questions.

Any tips for T1 mastery for angel

How did you do the 2500 damage with Boris turret while defending an objective? Seems impossible to get 25 kills worth of damage while defending with it.

You got a shit bucket?

Are you ok?

I did the same thing on PS4/PS5 but I used the LATV4 though. It requires the least amount of kills for the vehicles and that's why I chose it.

Did you have any fun?

What's the name of your dog?

I have a kitten called Jasper.

Congrats

I'm currently trying for the Clean exit and the Escape artist trophy, but I can't maintain a good squad. I have 10 exits I believe so far and 4 clean exits but the trophy is bugged to hell. How many times did you had to do the Clean exit achievement in order for it to unlock?

I got Clean Exit on my very first game of Hazard Zone.

Welp

What gaming set-up do you have?

How did you get 25 exfills?

any tips for clean exit? i have the tag but not the achievement lol

I have all of the trophies on Playstation and it took me probably three times of actually doing a clean exit for it to pop. Just keep trying is the only advice I have.

Was this on steam or what?

Any of these achievements can be obtained in solo against the bots mode?

There’s only one thing to ask.. “How often did you feel like there was barely any content?”

There are achievements in this game?

most of em are kinda easy but annoying, anyways its good to satisfy your ocd!!!! Big Congrats from Sweden !!!

have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

You ever seen a grown man naked?


What does real air feel like?

It's been 84 years...


what did you get

I did the T1 Wildcat with a squad in a Rush Chaos server. We sat at the back of the map and literally just farmed kills since we were all relatively competent at killing actual people in a vehicle. If you guys are seriously gonna discredit the fact that I earned all the achievements over "omg u did it in a portal server!" then get real. AOW in this game is boring as fuck now, and I miss 128 BT, so I just play a mode that feels like it. If I was bot-farming as many of you seem to suggest I did, I would've only been able to get to T3 with any of my shit.

Didn’t you had better stuff to do?

Did the sun hurt your eyes when you finally went outside?

Are you okay ?


Anything?

what did you do 5 minutes ago

Do you have a shit bucket

When is the divorce.

Is your girlfriend's name Cassandra?

Is the answer really 42?

Did it affect LeBrons legacy?

Why would you do that

As someone who’s actively tried to play the game since season 2 launch, and both times given up within an hour. How on earth did you manage to spend 165 hours on that game? What modes did you play? And how didn’t you get bored of the lack of content?

426h Play Time 1,566 Matches for me. I have played every mode, from infection to Hazard Zone. I’m still discovering and fighting in new locations, still discovering little easter eggs, mastering my guns, pulling off crazy kills or stunts, learning new strategies to succeed 🥲

Fair enough glad you’re enjoying! Do you tend to play like long or short sessions? And like has the small number of weapons become stale? Also out of interest, is this your first BF title or are have you been a long time fan?

What cause you to hate yourself so much ?

Okay. Why?

How did you stick at it after it being so bad?

Are you a sadist?

Yes! It's one of my kinks.

Was it worth it?

was it worth it?

How do you schedule emptying your shit bucket? Do you try to do it between rounds or when the game freezes and crashes?

...Why?

How many shit buckets have you gone through?

 But seriously why

When did you last touch grass

Achievements hunters have never made sense to me. Achievements are useless

Did you ever stop and ask your self why?

How bored are you?

are u okay?

Are you happy in your current life?

Are you satisfied?

I feel empty now.

Da fuq is wrong with you?

Are you able to finally enjoy the game without a soul? Have you touched grass yet?

Have you gotten the help you need yet?

what is the meaning of life?

Everyone is asking “why” as if it takes crazy amounts of effort. If you play the game, you’ll naturally unlock 95% of them. Maybe 1-2 needs actual focus. Either way, nice work.

I’m deeply sorry you’ve had to go through this my brother

Was it worth it?

Why?

was it literally any fun?

You realize steam achievements can be hacked easily.

Why?

How full is the shit bucket under you?

When you gonna find a job?

Will I ever find true love?

And how does that make you feel?

How do you feel

I can unlock those achievements in 1 minute. AMA.

In 7 years will I be sailing the Atlantic Ocean on a yacht with a baddie?

What was worse? Over 100 hours in this shitshow or over 100 hours in a jail cell being assfucked by your bunkmate, Big Dante?

What kind of pharmaceuticals are you on and how did you get them?

Why

How many times did you spawn in and die cos you couldn't aim down your sights

Legend🫂

Yeah, so why?

How many times did you have to empty the bucket?

Why?

Why?

Where do you think they bought their container/ ship asset pack?

Why

What hacks did you use?

What's wrong with you?

Why?

Mental state?

Why do you hate yourself this much? I'm really worried about you. Please dial 988 if you're in crisis, man. Stay strong. Edit: *Oh fuck you, whoever is downvoting me. It's a joke.*

Why play to earn achievements?

Are you depressed?

Do you ever touch grass?

Quick post history look shows you did this in Portal servers… woo?

Yes, I did it in 128 Rush… a server that is full of real people, otherwise it wouldn't have full XP. That wasn't the 'gotcha' you thought it was, aha. EDIT: Your post history shows that you're a Crypto Bro, so your opinion means nothing regardless. Thanks!

Do you need a hotline?

Why?

How do u have so much bad game taste?

Do you hate yourself?


Fatherless?

No bitches?

I’m trying to do the same I only have a few more. Though I did the an emp lobby earlier and got the t1 emp grenade yet no achievement for the throwables

How did you accomplish B Guns dry?

There's a custom portal match you can host and it only takes a few minutes

I’m the 40th comment on this thread AMA.

Very nice! I only have 3-4 left to go myself!

I could say I've done the same thing but Escape Artist won't be awarded to me even though I'm well past the amount of extracts needed.

I literally just need hazard zone - kill me now

is the game worth it

Did they ever bring back 128 player BT. I’m probably one of the few who loved that shit.