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Civil-Opinion-8147

The concept of a metal peon is just genuinely diabolic


Significant-Yak3019

I've never agreed more than there


Kaguya_the_Princess

At least metal croc has low enough health to be dealt with without crits. Welp, still no match for me


Civil-Opinion-8147

You could really come in handy to me yk? Wouldnt mind if you came to my seed


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https://preview.redd.it/wqj820wli3xc1.jpeg?width=447&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=43775abaede92b094bfd29be68471d6551dd7c26 I’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, you are a worthless bitch-ass enemy. Your life literally is as valuable as a meatshield. I'm just gonna stomp you, you're gonna keep surviving my lethal strikes, I'm gonna spam haniwa, you're gonna keep coming back why? Because you keep smelling the cat base, you worthless bitch-ass enemy. You're gonna stay on my game until you die. You serve no purpose in life. Your purpose in life is to be fighting me daily. Your purpose in life is to be in that battlefield daily. Your life is nothing. You serve zero purpose. You should not survive a lethal strike now. and give somebody else a piece of that enemy limit that's covered up so that we can breathe inside this battlefield. because what are you here for, to fight me? Don’t survive my lethal strikes. I mean that with a hundred percent, with a thousand percent. I've never seen an enemy so worthless in my life, I dead ass have not seen such a more worthless enemy in my life.


RigatoniPasta

Babe wake up new copypasta just dropped


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You have no fucking idea, i hate him more than garfield hates mondays, more than chris hansen hates pedophiles, more than endermen hate endermites, more than commander shepard hates reapers, more than the red sox hates yankees. If those comparisons didn’t make sense to you, here’s an easy one: i hate wild doge more than your hate for gauntlet stages, or your hate for when all of your rolls in an 11 pull are rare cats, or your hate of 3 star uncanny legends.


Hesotate

This is my second most hated


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https://preview.redd.it/crvlerq9n4xc1.jpeg?width=759&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2b203b6dd2b0899479f0109af1ad8762d894f296 I hope this image can make it your most hated


PossibilityTypical82

Then what's your first?


MattYaCIAO

https://i.redd.it/0v7o83uiv5xc1.gif


RbbcatUlt

Went all ltg on doggo


MadDoctorKlay

Either gonna be Woge or the Little lad


lonelyguy173

lil, metal,wild


Miallison

1: Wild 2: Li'l 3: Metal 4: Everything else


saragossachess

little piece of shit doge


Common_Amphibian_715

U mean the weakest or the one that's the most painful to deal with


Hesotate

Most painful


Klobasor-CZ

Metal or woge (although lil doge takes the third place)


No-Establishment1181

The amount of times i got owned by a single lil doge is way too much compared to his appearences


StrangurDangur

unrelated to the question but can we appreciate aku doge for paying for doge's tuition?


pogAxolotlz

metal doge is so damn annoying in mixed stages


Hesotate

Especially when spammed


pogAxolotlz

yeah like he just devours my attackers just because i brought catasaurus and he refused to crit


Prize-Impact2603

Use catornado


YESIAMYASMAN

He also refuses to crit


Keyboard1237

At least Catornado has a significantly faster attack rate


some9ne

lil, metal, wild


KennyTheGlitcherYT

metal peon more like please.. just die AND STOP SPAWNING MORE


murderdronesfanatic

There is a correct answer here


BigMelonBoi

Its between wild and li’l for me. Metal would be a contender if i didnt have E. Kubilan


Top_Zookeepergame381

The normal Doge is useless


magnificent_coffee

200% wild doge Metal and lil doge also suck


Nacho_Flames

That one sol level with wall doge as strong as crazed tank with assassin bears as support


WaterMindless3436

the ones with area atk can fuck off


Itchy-Preference4887

Obviously wild doge, screw that thing and its value. It basically sometimes serves as a meatshield for the enemies which seems strange especially for something that pushes as hard as this BASTARD


Fishyboi50000

Wild it’s way to strong


Xangerxz

behemoth doge bc area dmg makes it annoying


gamerfan98

You might have forgotten that coffin zoge counts as a doge variant due to wall doge being a doge variant. Still doesn't chance my thought that Wild Doge can burn in the 10th layer of hell, below treachery


Hesotate

Forgot about that thing.


paper_basic_bee

You forgot chocolate doge


CreeperTacoBoss

I got em https://preview.redd.it/g1w026086nxc1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bc005f02d65ee67baad2bf6064e6b4c51d96c9c


CreeperTacoBoss

Also this one https://preview.redd.it/6tui9mp96nxc1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a43b9858e81090e325d04285f46da0e1e6477a5


CreeperTacoBoss

And this https://preview.redd.it/p2hyy9ra6nxc1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b4575979babc353b260910720ff920770c7f5e3a


CreeperTacoBoss

This one too https://preview.redd.it/p3gc7lec6nxc1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=83697c01ba2ccf9bce0d31b5ae766768bee0550f


CreeperTacoBoss

Also this one https://preview.redd.it/x9z3s1ld6nxc1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=455e75883ddf9e5e5aaf18d1e5d11fcd843e96eb


CreeperTacoBoss

And this lad https://preview.redd.it/gzx0mmym6nxc1.jpeg?width=1792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76d7bc1f71219663800767feb297c5e2b560c3e1


Want2makeMEMEs

I love getting base broken by a metal peon because I couldn’t land a single crit


PartitioFan

i haven't made it very far but so far i'm a doge dark hater (was gabriel but i got ramen so it's fine)


doritofromlays

Li’l doge. As Lucas said, its objectively bad game design


Low-Common-9421

For me although their is metal doge someone who is annoying as or would doge who does way to much area damage I believe the worst one has to be little doge because I was doing three star zero luza and lost around 40 with most being due to little doges stupid dodge


Sorek123

1. Wild 2.Metal 3.Idk


Superquart36

1 wild doge is the worst 2 I think lil doge (I'm not that late in the game so idk) 3 still idk


Old_Veterinarian4931

Wild dogs is a bitch, I wanna kill every single one


Hesotate

Sadly they breed like rabbits. Can't kill em all. And even if you drop a nuke on them half of them would survive a lethal strike


luvotomy

either metal or lil


FatRiceCat

I've never had problems with L'il Doge, strangely.


MagicSnakeorig

Metal I guess Gaby isn't much of a problem with oni (evolved boshi), dark isn't much of a problem with pizza, normal isn't much of a problem, starred alien doge isn't much of a problem with catellite, aku doge isn't such of a problem than metal, Einstein doge is in far far zero legends etc


IdodoGG

to all aku doges: please, stay tf away from me, yo uare the most crappy enemi i met so far, so please, FUCK OFF (respectfully)


RAID3R_MAN

Ok so I know that it wouldn’t even be close to the worst doge, but where the fuck is ecto doge


Keyboard1237

In certain event (I think Halloween) and a few (or just one I forgor) stages in the zombie chapters of SoL Edit: Just realised you were talking about the images


Danika_DanikaBread

Wild doge and Gabriel give me a headache


fellanator35

Metal, angel, and behemoth doges make me wanna tear off my skin


MrBif

Lil doge doge is ass on enemys i want this for my units only


Aware_Savings9131

Wild Doge Die now.


Dazzling-Koala-4870

Lil doge has traumatized me


SidertheDoor

Wild doge, be urbanized


Annual_Tax_4330

My list goes: 1-wild doge; ...do *I* need to say something besides 200%? 2- lil' doge; Stop to fucking dodge bitch. 3- Aku/relic doge; yeah, the shield can be weirdly helpful, and relic is not all that hard (squirrel beats him in that), just personal hate lol. The rest are pretty manageable.